Mincer, knitter, shitlifter, ‘husband’, and god help us, father.
He has a TV programme out called ‘ Illegal to Be Me’. It is about some of the 56 Commonwealth states where turd burgling is illegal. Sometimes lethally so.
He is generally accepted in his home country. The need to poke his fucking nose into other countries and cultures is probably more about me me me than any philanthropic motive.
However, what really infuriated me about the cunt is this quote by the esteemed uphill gardener:-
‘Laws against homosexuality date back to colonial times and make me ashamed to be British’
So, were it not for us wicked colonisers Pakistan, the African countries and the West Indies would be one long orgy of Pride marching and cottaging.
I feel his shame. Perhaps he should go and crusade in Pakistan.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Also making a splash is: Cassandra
What kind of juvenile idiotic cretin suggests (nay, even demands) this –
Host nations of Commonwealth Games should ban countries that legislate against homosexuality! What a pathetically, uninformed useless little fucktwat he is.
My immediate thought was that in 1998 the Games were hosted in Malaysia. What if they had said that England and any other similar country was being banned from entering because they have legislation against polygamy?
The same question would go for a number of other Commonwealth countries that allow various kinds of polygamy.
Stupid little twat. I suggest he stays home knitting some willy-warmers for his fucking husband and leaves the formulation of such rules to people that are a little more informed.
And joining in with a pike, tuck and inward twist is Cunty McCunt:
Yet another cunting for the BBC, this time joined at the hip by Tom Daley – Britain’s Olympic arsehole gold medallist.
The Telegraph report that new BBC documentary ‘Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me’ explains that homophobic laws are in place across the Commonwealth because of British colonialism, conveniently ignoring the fact that many Commonwealth countries had strict anti-gay laws before the days of Empire.
Torygraph Link. (behind a firewall, unfortunately)
Also, there are loads of countries outside the Commonwealth that ban homosexuality. I wonder if Linecunt and his BBC cronies will boycott the Qatar World Cup because of their deeply-held progressive values? Nah, thought not.
Anyway, I assumed that the whole idea of independence is that the countries are, erm, independent and are able to make their own laws without interference from the mother country, or am I missing the point? It’s a bit rich these lefty toe-rags carping when independent Commonwealth countries choose not to mirror our laws (or at least those that they agree with). It’s almost like they want to enforce British ‘values’ on countries they view as morally inferior…
The story contains numerous threads of why I despise our national broadcaster and why I’d never pay for or watch the fucker again as long I have air in my lungs.
They’re happy to tax the population to watch any live TV, then tell us how evil the country and its history is. Fuck off, BBC, you hateful anti-British skidmarks.
The quicker these abject cunts are closed down, the fucking better. Either that, or indict them all for High Treason.
Nob-head blames the British for historically imposing their will on the natives, then demands that ‘our’ laws are forced on them now.
All that eating da poo poo has rotted his tiny mind.
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Pretty damn sure that this professional gayer won gold at the Delhi games in 2010, 8 years before being a bumder was decriminalised there.
So fuck right off hypocrite.
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‘Other countries’ must look at places like the UK where this bum banditry is not only legal but rammed firmly up our arseholes every fucking day and think no way is that shit coming here.
Normalising bum bashing, it ain’t normal, ok it isn’t a reason to kill somebody but just stop banging on about it, two blokes giving each other a blow job, makes my skin crawl 🤮
That’s before we get to eating da poo poo 😂
Tom Daley, soppy little twat.
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Fuck off bum bandit your predilection for a shitty cock offends me. That said I believe that if you do it in your own place then you’re entitled.
You are not entitled to tell everyone else what to think.
Ashamed to be British I’m ashamed that you represent Britain 🇬🇧.
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Tomonkey pox Daley please sit down and be quiet. If you want to be seen as a visionary and worthy of a medal or award grt yourself to any of these countries where you’d be illegal and try and convert some to bummery and ask their governments to fly pride flags. Then make a programme about it
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It’s really just another excuse for the cunts at the BBfuckingC to slag us off again.
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It will have been given a script to read..and as it’s the BBCistan it must include mention of how awful Britain is and always was.
If this little cunt likes playing with balls so much send him the Arab World Cup to tell them how medieval they are…their secret police will fix his fucking monkey pox permanently.
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This.
What is the fucking point in lecturing a country about gayness when it’s been legal here for 50 odd years.
Go to Saudi and be a trailblazer.
And by that I mean they’ll probably set light to him
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So along with the rule of law, democracy, a free press, parliamentary process and the English language we exported homophobia too?
I’m pretty sure African cultures, Islam and Hinduism all had their own self governance regarding fudge nudging before whitey showed up.
Singapore has just repealed colonial era laws regarding the Gayness so if the political will is there it can be done. Isn’t lecturing the Third World on stuff a microaggression or something according to the wokes?
Daley needs Lubbocking into a coma.
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There is nothing normal about two geezers fucking each other and sucking cock and as for knitting a woolly jumper don’t even fucking go there mans a fucking pervert end of
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Agreed re knitting and if that isn’t bad enough there are people who go around knitting covers for letter boxes and bins etc – what the fuck for no cunt can tell you. Probably something to do with “kindness”.
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Tom Gayley…..telling the rest of the commonwealth they are wrong and he is right.
A cunt for that, and a cunt for the tv show Splash.
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Ashamed to be British you fucking deviant, you seem to have done rather well out of this hateful country. Boil yer fucking head cunt.
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I’ve been away sunning my scrotum in some dirty European country where the ladies wear thongs on the beach and make it impossible for me to hide the horn in front of the wife.
Anyway, this little back door bandit needs to get back in his box.
These videos always make me giggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLhJ7b-wsD8
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Will be running this country in the next 5 years so get used to it CM.
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Turd Burgling predates Colonial Times and is generally held to appear as an “offence” in the eyes of God in the Old Testament. Perhaps the little knit one pearl two needs to revisit history for an education, and should in future leave his trembling lower lip for the japs eye of his “wife ” ( wife ffs ! )
I don’t mind minced varieties as a rule as long as they don’t try and tell me that I have to accept their devience as a practice of norm. Norm it definitely is not.
Stick to knitting you dim-witted soy dumpling.
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I don’t really see Daley as a giver, more the recipient. I would have though he would be the ‘wife’ ??
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You make a good point there Chuff, not much difference between the two, Both soft as fuck , reckon they could take turns at the shit shifting .
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If I was ho-mo the worst part would be having to reciprocate.
After I cum I just want to go to sleep.
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Yeah, but all you will have to do is lie there snoring while he rams his cock up your jacksie filling up with baby milk
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To be honest, after watching the womens diving at the European Championships, I fail to understand how, as a fellow diver, he finds guys arses more attractive. I was pulling one off every night the womens diving was on.
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I have those same urges during the Paralympics, CC.
Can’t wait for that aquatic goblin Ellie Simmonds to make her debut on Strictly…it’ll be hilarious/sexy/tragic.
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You need help 😂
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Eactly so Chuff. When I worked for BA I couldn’t get my head round the fact that the female cabin crew were drop dead fucking gorgeous and the male cabin crew were into each other. Weird.
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Possibly the male cabin crew were gay?
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A fair point Ruff……my wife finds naked guys unattractive, and to be fair I can see her point. None of us guys look really good with our kit off. We really only have one action bit, whereas the women have tits fannies and arse….we just have a wrinkly old cock we piss out of smelling of knob cheese. Not attractive
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Well you wouldn’t understand unless you were gay. It’s not fucking rocket science. 🙂
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Well yes, of course they were gay Ruff, notoriously so almost without exception. Maybe I should have said I couldn’t understand how men could be homosexual in that environment.
Good afternoon, hope you’re well.
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Evening Arfur. Sorry about that, feeling a bit crabby tonight, tbh.
Gays, unless they’re bisexual, feel the same way about having sex with women, no matter how gorgeous, as you probably feel about having sex with men, no matter how handsome, etc. I don’t see what women see in men either, same difference.
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No problem Ruff, no offence taken. Must admit your last sentence, what women see in men, gave me pause for thought.
But smile, things could be worse!
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Evening Ruff
Evening Arfur👍
I’ve just done a removal for two gay blokes.
They had 3 kids.
Dark key kids.
All seemed happy enough?
They gave me a £50 tip which makes my opinion very positive of them😉
Say what you want about the gays,
They have lovely money.
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Ruff@
Feeling crabby?!🦀
I just take it out on other cunters.
Start a argument and get rid of all my pent up anger.
Try it!
Accuse someone of being a lefty!
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£50:Tip!!!
What did you do for an extra £50 😉
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I was charm and professionalism incarnate that’s what!
I’m on the piss this weekend and that’ll go towards my ale money.
I have nowt against the duckyboys money😄
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Evening Miserable, gay’s money is known as the pink pound.
I feel the same way about fat birds as I do about blokes, neither give me the horn.
evening RTC good to see you are still here
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What about fat birds with nice faces an hair?
And don’t stink.
evening MNC long time no see, night admin.
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Evening Admin,
Hope you’re well?
I’m being a positive little role model this week,
Working very very hard.
I haven’t even the energy to offend others.🙂
No its good to see you, 3 years now, just got parole and glad to see you are still here.
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Evening NA 👍😎👍
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Uh huh, here we go again. Another look at me, look at me virtue signalling gayer who hates the country of his birth, aided and abetted by the traitors in the BBC.
Hey Tom, fuck off to Africa, catch the monkey pox and don’t bother me again. I can happily live without your mincing, queening sport and I have no interest in your ‘views’ on anything, especially if they are actually just wrong and more so if you are ashamed of your country and it’s past history.
Grade A Cunt.
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If I had my way, it’d be compulsory for every schoolchild in the Commonwealth to have a minimum of 15 hours history every week on the virtues of the British Empire.
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First we’re told that colonialism is wrong and we should all be ashamed of imposing British culture on the Commonwealth. Next were being told that the British attitude should be an example to the rest of the Commonwealth.
Which one of the two is it?
I’ve had enough of stupid bastards being famous for fifteen minutes, and thinking it entitles them to lecture the rest of us on how to behave.
Any abnormal, shirt lifting, shit stabber who prioritises his own self gratification over that which nature intended, has no business telling anyone anything at all.
I pity the child who this freak and his “husband” has managed to adopt. I just hope the welfare services are keeping a close eye on the pair of deviants.
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They didn’t adopt they rented some birds womb, mixed up their spunk in a turkey baster ( so they wouldn’t know who the father was) and shot it up the slag’s fanny. I don’t know how many times they did it before they hit the jackpot. Have you ever heard of anything so disgustingly unnatural?
Yeah, you probably have.
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It may be disgustingly unnatural Freddie, but I’m afraid I find it fucking hilarious. I have a vision of some slag on all fours and little Tom there sticking the turkey baster in her hole. As I say, fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!
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One would hope that before his feeds “his” son, he takes the time to dip his arm in hydroflouric acid to remove the lube, spunk and shit particles clinging to it after being elbow-deep in his husband’s entrails.
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Poor kid. I wonder when on his ‘journey’ around all these homophobic shitholes if he did a bit of kiddie shopping like Angelina Jolie or Madonna and picked up one or two.
“Oooh Lance, what about this one, we haven’t got a black one?”.
“I don’t know Tom, what if he’s a bigot?”.
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Ho ho, “kiddie shopping” sounds like a supermarket for Savile and Glitter…Boys R Us
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a rather vivid image but I can see it.
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We don’t want to be interfering in other peoples countries. Every time we do that hundreds of thousands of the fuckers end up over here. Shut your raggedy bumhole Daley you fucking cunt.
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Here we fucking go again, British Empire the font of all evil bequeathed to the world by the evil British. Well go and fuck yourself you pansy little twat.
We are no more liable for the worlds ills than any other country.
I would have loved to have been around in the days of Empire where it was positively encouraged to be patriotic we the British could do anything then and without us the world would be a much more dangerous and intolerant place with millions of extra deaths if it wasn’t for our scientific knowledge and inventions. I did read somewhere that this nasty little rock in the North Atlantic is responsible for 45% of the worlds major inventions and advances, what a bunch of honky twats we are for keeping them to ourselves. Bet our ancestors would wish we had for all the thanks we get.
Country is now like pustulous boil with the poison of woke and political correctness oozing forth and contaminating all it touches.
I still blame that suppurating pox Blair.
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I revel in our history.
Anyone who is offended can
Get To Fuck.
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I thought most advances came from Wakanda.
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True. They invented cannibalism, sticks, making ‘houses’ out of shit, AIDS, bongo drums and voodoo.
A rich tapestry of cultural excellence, sadly forgotten as they didn’t have a written language until honkies gave them one.
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Silly cunt should go to the middle East and spout that shit.
They will having diving off a multi-story car park, bads news for him you only get one attempt..
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It’s about time these disease spreading bumboys we’re thrown off Beachy Head.
A monkey pox on them.
The fucking dirty bastards.
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Every time I see this simpering little pooftah and hear him speak I get a little bit of sick in my mouth which has to be flobbed out immediately.
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Ashamed to be British is he?
People like this cunt piss me off.
There are very few more tolerant countries than Great Britain.
A country where the tail more or less and with increasing frequency, wags the fucking dog when it comes to being anything other than heterosexual.
Maybe if Tom and his gay partner embarked on a worldwide tour promoting their lifestyle choice to the masses then he’d be soon wishing they were both back in Blighty pretty quickly I’d guess.
Pampered fucking idiot.
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Partner? PARTNER? 😡
Pay your respects, HJ…that’s his 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥, you bloody homophobe!
Theirs is a sacred union, sanctified by the baby Jesus himself and in no way an abomination in the eyes of the Almighty.
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I am an avowed homophobe.
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Daley is presented as the non-threatening face of buggery…plenty of pictures of him, his husband and his children…Tom knitting…Tom draped in the flag…Tom telling us about being bullied at school…..All designed to push the idea that homosexuality is “natural and normal”.
It’s the thin end of the wedge…If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
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I think Tom and his husband’s stolen child will be “next”…
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Their sham “marriage” won’t last. As they get older they will be tempted by younger, more attractive bumholes. Fa**ots are like that…….constantly on the lookout for fresh young meat.
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Nothing’s ever enough for these gays. Give ’em an inch and they want the other five.
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He’s a ‘dad’?
I don’t know the answer, but I wonder if ‘his’ child male.
They always fucking are, I notice.
Nothing to see here, move along…
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Yeah Dame Elton has two ‘sons’, the greedy cunt.
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Don’t we all want to pass on our legacy and teach our wisdom to our progeny? The techniques of lifting the shirt in his case. Or playing the rusty trombone.
Sick fucks.
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And yes, the inbred, toothless simpletons in Pakistan were all having pride marches until the British showed up.
What a fucking idiot!
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I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure Allah, Jesus Christ and all the other sky fairies weren’t informed by the British empire’s view of homosexuality in their preaching. So if a park key decides to behead someone for turd countersinking, how the fuck can it be Britain’s fault?
As has been already pointed out, it seems our interference in past centuries is regarded as evil, yet they are quite happy to interfere in gay rights issues which run counter to deeply held religious beliefs.
And if he really is ashamed to be British, why does he not hand his medals back and every penny he’s earned off the back of them?
He can’t change anything, if that’s what he’s trying to prove. The only thing he could change, if he went to somewhere like Islamabad, is the relation in distance between his head and his shoulders.
Go on Tom. Don’t tell us, fucking we’ll go over there and tell them you spineless cunt.
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It’s all about ‘me, me, me’ with gays like this.
I wonder, if for one fucking second, gays who have surrogate kids think about the kid’s mental state?
You know, being brought up by two ‘dads’ when most at school have a mum and dad. Have they heard of bullying? It’s not the gays that are ‘brave’, it’s the kid in these cases, and he/she has no fucking choice in the matter either.
Add to that the psychological impact of realising your mum was just a spunk receptacle who gave you away for a few quid.
No, this won’t bother the child in the slightest. Or will listening to them bumming each other in the next room, of course.
Still, let’s all give them likes and they can also revel in the media calling them ‘brave trailblazers’.
Me, me fucking me.
Get to fuck, you fucking degenerate cunts.
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Ah, but has Scrubber Daley mentioned the oppressive but peaceful Gulf State regimes, like Saudi, Abu Dhabi, and Qatar who imprison, beat, and persecute gays? Nah, I didn’t think he would. Also, did the little mincebag mention Putin’s Russia while he was at it? What do you mean, ‘No’?
And I am still waiting for Scrubber Daley and his ‘Hubby’ to fall out bitterly and publicly all over the media. Just like their fellow national treasure whoopsie, Phillip Schofield, they will both go after younger conquests. They won’t be able to help themselves. I know what these types get up to is now seen as an act of ‘bravery’ by the woke lunatic media. Taking it up the khyber is now seemingly worthy of a medal and national praise (again, see Schofield and his mucky antics). But just watch the tantrums, venom and name calling when Daley’s ‘paradise’ and ‘dream marriage’spectacularly collapses. Because it will. Sure as this is that and shit is shat.
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Wish I could dive like that.
I can’t dive.
I can cannonball
I can belly splash.
But can’t dive.
To enter the water gracefully, like a dart .
Must be wonderful?
Hope he breaks his fuckin neck.😁
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