Notting Hill Carnival (2) 27-29 August

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And here we go again. It’s always grated with me that senior police officers refer to it as “Carnival” rather “THE Carnival”. Somehow they think that talking like a W*g means the W*gs will like them.

No mate, it doesn’t work like that you soppy cunt. The middle class, champagne socialists who live in the area will board up their windows and doors and spend the weekend in “the country” like they always do.

The younger coppers will be instructed to dance with the black birds waving their arses about (a fine sight I must admit) for the BBC news. The rest of them will be hiding away shitting themselves knowing that any action they might take is obviously raaaaaay-sist.

There’ll be stabbings and robberies galore but the BBC will report that it was “mostly peaceful”.

Anyone who goes anywhere near this shitfest. whatever the colour of their skin, must be some of dumb cunt.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Not directly relevant but Prince Charles supports return of the NHC – Day Admin Voice Online )

81 thoughts on “Notting Hill Carnival (2) 27-29 August”

  1. Let the games commence !
    Diversity will drip blood.
    One can only imagine the smell.
    Get To Fuck.

    • Looks like we were all right. Even had a murder. Who’d have thunk. Any other event it would be shut down.

  2. World’s largest spook fest. All the super spades and white-nígger wannabes blowing whistles, banging old oil barrels and stabbing each other up. How much fun will that be eh?
    If only a meteorite comes out of space at Mach 10 on a Notting hill trajectory……….

  4. At last Gary Lineker can step out of the shadows and celebrate his true cultural heritage after years of being forced to dance to the white man’s tune.

  5. Just come back from Kent and Victoria underground station is wall to wall jam Spoons. Not the nice ones they like you to believe exist in adverts, the ones you usually see on crime watch. Complete with morbidly obese sheboons twerking on the platform 🤮

    Now back at Odin towers and the housewolf is jittery. He gets like this from the thumping bass, which he thinks is distant fireworks.

    The silly furry fucker is demanding walkies. Unfortunately, walkies involved getting very close to ground zero of the stab fest.

    I have removed everything of value from my person, donned a cunning disguise of blackface and will report back my findings in an hour or so.

    If I don’t report back, both the housewolf and I have become a statistic.

    • Good luck.

      If things turn sour remember Churchills advice..

      You can always take one with you.

    • You should get a dog like mine, Belgian Malinois.

      Mine is fucking crazy (like all of then basically)

      You can walk anywhere at anytime then

      • I swear this is true. My dog barks at any kind of animal he sees on the TV, but not humans. He barks at ‘people of a darker hue’ (edit) though and I never taught him this commendable behaviour. What does this tell us?

      • This is most strange, It would seem the cunters on ISAc are all Belgian shepherd dog owners my gronendael is a bit of a sort too, maybe should be a rule on ISAc to own Belgian shepherd dog, any lakenois owners on it?

      • Morning Sid.

        The daughter has a Groenendael from the same breeder as my Tervuren.

        Walking the pair of them together certainly gets some attention.

      • Well, we made it back and these are my findings.

        Rather large amounts of white middle class families.

        Small groups of hooded Robertsons trying to look hard and failing miserably., while smoking cheap shit, low grade ganja.

        Lots of low cut tops and bouncing, braless tits everywhere. 😁

        Got chatted up by a pair of American cougars who couldn’t keep their hands off my housewolf.

        Witnessed two pissed up fat white chav slappers having a screaming match.

        Quite frankly, a bit disappointing and tame.

      • Wait till nightfall when the Red-Stripe and cheap pills kick in. Then the knives will come out. They’ll be at each others throats quicker than Dianne Flabbott can swallow a bargain bucket whole.

  6. Oh, there will be no indignation or outrage over this. There won’t even be any coverage The BBC and the like think these dark personages can do no wrong. Even murder is overlooked when it’s a John Rambo doing it. Just like all the knife crime in London. According to the MSM it doesn’t happen.

    And that beloved sacred cow of the media, the woke knobheads and numerous celebrity cunts, Saint Nelson Mandela. They don’t ever mention that he was involved in the terrorist bombing of a South African shopping centre, where innocent people were killed or injured. Because he fucking was, the cunt.

    And when his revolting and evil wife, Winnie died, the BBC actually paid tribute to the slag. The only thing they said about her heinous and wicked crimes was that she could be ‘controversial’ and that she ‘divided opinion’. The BBC will lick any black arse, whether it’s good or bad. They make me bloody puke.

    • They will however manage to cover the 72 seconds that people will pause to remember Grenfell Tower fire. Maybe even a couple of Labour MP’s like Flabbott and Lammy looking suitably saddened before she gets a couple of drinks in her and starts twerking.

      • I dislike the way this Notting Hill jungle-a-thon has developed. Dancing police, wîggers talking like idiots, appropriated daft haircuts, and the very latest Grime sounds.

        Bring back the traditions that made it famous: Drug death, rape, and plunging a shank into somebody’s neck.

  8. Earlier today, under the headline “Pakistan Appeals for Flood aid” (the same Pakistan that floods Europe with tons heroin, grooming gangs and murder…so how about fuck off and lets hope more of the cunts die), the BBC News site ran a sub header saying something like “There’s not one part of the carnival that isn’t beautiful”. So local residents having to barricade their properties and leave for the weekend, mass stabbings, muggings, brutal beatings, rapes and a multi million Pounds bill to the taxpayer is beautiful is it?

    I know the BBC is a bit of a running joke amongst us, but given the chance, I truly believe they would prop up a fifth column if the shit hit the fan.

    On a side note. I used to know someone who lived right on the carnival route. As well as the expected rubbish and drug paraphernalia he found in his garden come Tuesday morning, he’d find multiple piles of human dung.

    Fucking animals.

  9. The World At One on Wireless 4, needless to say, ran a feature at lunchtime, some young lady all of about 18 described “what carnival means to her”. Innit.

    I myself will be making my way this evening to the George Flloyd Memorial Hall, which as you know, is next door to de police station, where the Labour Lesbian Ladies Group are holding a special event – the heavyweight ladies carnival wrestling competition, where Diane Abbott and Dawn Butler will compete for the prize – the largest bargain bucket of KFC, with a photo of Dame Kweer on it, instead of Colonel Sanders. News from the Butler camp is that she is worried about the Abbott cross-buttocks, and as her defence she has spent all day eating nothing but half boiled cabbage, baked beans and peas, in case an emergency fart is needed for a knockout..Abbott is quoted as saying “I ain’t scared of nobody I m the greatest inntt”. It’s “seconds away” at 7.45 and your referee will be Hilary Benn in a special pair of rainbow braces and blackface makeup.

    Its only £5 to get in, though £50 to get out, if either drops one.

  10. One can only hope that, with the dark keys currently able to largely do as they please, they’ll indulge themselves in some proper fratricidal bloodshed that the msm can’t ignore.
    Old bill will shit themselves after the knee bending and dancing is done. Although if it did proper kick off, they’d be blamed for starting it.
    If Charlie boy is so keen on it’s return, maybe he could pop along and join the ‘fun’. No police protection, just him on his own. He can then see how much ‘fun’ there is in being intimidated, mugged and being told that certain streets are a no go area.
    The bits you see on telly are just the public facade.
    Jerk Chiggun!

  11. I’m just impressed that they’ve managed to find a weekend that isn’t “Pride” march taken.

      • LOL….Only on weekends when Uncle Monty comes visiting….I’m hoping for a mention in the will.

      • Did you go this year Dick? I thought last years effort of going as Derek Chauvin was a highlight.

      • Lost my enthusiasm since B+WC’s whore-house was raided and he was carted off to spend time at Her Majesty’s pleasure…I almost regret calling Crimestoppers and giving them his address.

        Afternoon,LL.

      • Dragged him off some trollop and tasered his shit-covered tongue, according to the PCR.

        So I heard.

    • There was to have been a “Mother Pride” march this weekend, only they couldn’t afford the “bread”.

      • There was to have been a “Mothers Pride” march this weekend, only they couldn’t afford the “bread”.

  12. The police horses can’t get through at night due to the sheer amount of broken glass on the roads.
    My dinner will be late tonight having watched the YouTube vid ( previous post) of the delightful young lady in the phone box.

  14. Isn’t this just a weekend of legalised stabbing, looting and mugging for the blick community?

    ……should be re-named Notting Hill Purge weekend

  16. In he minds of Labour and Lib dem councillors, police commissars- ahem commissioners – and humanities graduates, the Notting Hill carnage probably resembles the ‘Portobello Road’ sequence from Bedknobs and Broomsticks

  17. I had the misfortune to go to this shit fest once, just a big crowd of cunts, fucking pointless except for the signs saying beware of pickpockets 😳

  18. My wife says every year, I’m going to take the kids to the carnival.

    I have two girls and the eldest is starting to attract male attention now.

    I tell my wife the same thing every year. They will go to the carnival with you over my cold, lifeless body.

    Needless to say they’ve never been

  19. Nottinghill festival lacks diversity. I demand more white acts. Richard Digance, The Wuzzels and Cliff Richard and the Black & White minstrel show band c1977 ( Good friends of Lenny Henry)

  20. If you’re a local resident like I was a few years back, the Notting Hill carnival is hell on earth. I starts with you having to move your car out of the area for 3 days – that after having paid a fucking fortune for an annual parking permit! Then you have to be prepared to dig in and not leave your house for the ensuing weekend as the streets are practically impassable and even if they weren’t nobody in their right mind would go out anyway. If you plan to go away you need to leave before the mayhem commences (and return when it’s over) because the local bus and underground services are stopped so you can’t get in or out during the “celebrations” which include cunts pissing, shitting, puking and fucking and sleeping in your garden. Many local businesses and residents, if they can afford to (it’s a mixed area, some very wealthy people but equally many residents live in social housing) board up their ground floor doors, windows.
    With sound systems on every corner the noise is indescribable and your windows vibrate constantly, you can forget fucking sleep. If you have a dog (we did) then you’re unable to walk it as the local parks/green areas are locked /boarded up, even if you were able to fight your way there. Also there’s broken glass and chiggun bones strewn everywhere which, while a cursory cleanup is undertaken afterward, remain for weeks on end, so walking your dog is risky and there are numerous dog choking incidents and paw cuts reported by the local vets.
    1 to 2 million cunts visiting in a such a small area – if it has to take place why not move it to a contained venue like Buckingham Palace gardens (42 acres)? After all, the royals love all that multicultural shit, fucking savages with bones through their noses prancing about in grass skirts and stuff. Thank God we’re now well out of it.

    • As Alf Garnett would say, ‘Bloody c*ons!’

      On the way to the hospital yesterday I saw some kids with rainbow pride flags and all that crap. Apparently there was some sort of ‘Pride’ carnival in Manchester. But it seems that there is a ‘Pride’ celebration every other week these days. But what did my head in was they were bloody kids. Children are being brainwashed by all this woke, diversity, and LGBTQ bollocks. It’s kind of woke grooming, and it’s very wrong.

    • My thoughts were with you MJB throughout your tour de force. They need napalming and finishing off with machine guns.

    • I always laugh to myself when thinking of uncouth people like this lot. I’d have them strapped to theatre and cinema seats and forced to watch ballet or opera and highbrow foreign language films in black & white that go on for hours.

  21. I see Suckdick was there today, hogging the cameras crying about the poor and the pensioners who he doesn’t give a flying fuck about. When it all kicks off tomorrow night the cunt will be conspicuous by his absence. On Tuesday he’ll be blaming the carnage on racism and Trump as usual.

  22. The company who employed me in field service had a contract with Tesco. When I was scheduled to work this bank holiday I always had a nagging fear that Tesco on Ladbroke Grove would have a system failure that required a site visit.

    • Still got my Tshirt from this banging festival.
      The headliner Hitler and the one balls. Was the highlight of the weekend.

  25. Bus shelter collapsed after cunts were dancing on top of it. ( like you do if you’re desperate for attention) Two “minor injuries” according to MSM. I wonder how Slasha Johnson is getting on these days? The media don’t seem to be interested in her for some reason.

    • Can’t imagine why.

      I wonder if it would be the same if a white cop had slotted her?

  26. It really is a shame that this once great country which fought and defeated the Hun and the facist twice is reduced to this multicultural woke husk of it’s former self.

    I wonder what the poor buggers ( my cousin was one of them, dead at 19 on the Normandy beach) would make of this pathetic place we have become, led by the most useless twats you could only imagine.

    In the words of corporal Fraser, we’re doomed mr mannering..🌚

  27. The government should have called a firearms amnesty and other weapons this weekend, whilst they had the largest group of darkies in one place. But the shit houses didn’t incase it caused a caffuffle.

  28. Only good thing about Africa is it’s beautiful and amazing animals. Lions, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, rhinos and so on….🦁

    The so-called ‘people’ aren’t worth a single shit. They refuse to speak our language (unless they want something). They have the manners of a sewer rat. They think every thing is about them and for them. They don’t give a fuck for anyone else (including the elderly and the sick). They are the most grabbing and selfish cunts on earth.

    That’s what I have seen and witnessed anyway. Yet cunts like the Grauniad and the BBC paint them as these great characters enriching our country? What? As in enriching our country by clogging up health services, housing, education and jumping queues while some English patient is left there while they get chauffeured off in case they get ‘upset’?! Enrichment, my fucking arse.☹

  29. A guy I used to know, went in the early 80’s and got a pint glass shoved in his face for the effort.

  30. Took the housewolf out this morning at 0800.

    All quiet on the western front.

    The four TSG units parked outside my house apon our return and the subsequent blues and twos in a hurry all day paint a different picture.

    Give it six months and the MSM will release the real stats of the stab fest.

    • Sky news, “One killed as Notting Hill Carnival marred by serious stabbings and violence”.

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