The Tory leadership and gross fucking stupidity.
Yes, we are seeing a collection of cunts who suddenly have principles putting themselves forward.
But for sheer dumb stupidity we have Penny Mordaunt. I know only one thing about this cretin :-
”Tory MP Penny Mordaunt is too hung up on trans rights to become PM, say women’s rights group”
”Trade Minister Ms Mordaunt came under fresh fire for previously declaring that ‘trans men are men and trans women are women’’
She needs to get to the run off to suceed. Then the Tory Party members get a vote. And, although I am no party member it is a racing certainty that by and large the members will hold the same views as me about these deranged deviants. So why is this demented fucking harridan wasting everybody’s time?
Gross fucking stupidity.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Why are this shower of shit allowed tv debates? We can’t fucking vote for them even if we were stupid enough to. Liz Truss and her Poundland Maggie impersonation, Pointless Penny and Dodger Sunak making out he’s an economic genius. The Tory grandees are all over Rishi because he talks tough on tax. If he gets in, we’ll be left to rot in high inflation as the tax keeps rolling in.
What a choice eh? An up his own arse Indian or a wimminz prime minister.
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That’s the whole point though – we don’t get a fucking choice in it! Why do they even bother telling anybody about their closed shop. More of the same coming the way of the despised proletariat…
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I can imagine Ballsack touring the country, on the stump. Some Maggie Blackamoor type will be introduced to him, and he will be covered head-to-toe in vomit.
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I’ve just realised I’ve met this Kemi bird. She stood as the Tory candidate against that bitch Tessa Jowell back in the day. She handed me a leaflet outside West Norwood station, I had a brief chat with her and wished her luck. I couldn’t believe there was such a thing as a black Tory back then. A pity she didn’t win instead of the Jowell thief. but it’s impossible for Labour to lose round my way.
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What a shower if shite we’ve been presented with.
Mavis Mordor – Theresa May with bigger tits.
Dishi Sunkist – he’s suddenly going to do all the Brexity things he’s failed to do the past two years.
Liz Thrust – about as charismatic as a wet Wednesday in Southend.
Tom Tuggonthat – who?
The only one I like is Kemi. She would give Labour hell. They wouldn’t know how to deal with a talented anti- woke black woman who would turn all their preconceptions on their head. Kemi for PM!
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Gwant Chapps – “I won’t be pulling out the race” : instantly pulls out race (wanker anyway)
Nadia Zuhawee – So honest accepts job as Chancellor & stabs the guy who gave it him 12 hrs later. Couldn’t balance his checkbook let alone sort out Inflation.
Mullholla Anonymous MP – couldn’t get 1 supporter : deluded cunt
Mavis Mordor – Big tits but ‘dead’ shark eyes : might actually be decent, as half the Tory high command are desperate to get rid
Fishy Dishi Sunkist – His Mum was a pharmacist don’t you know. We need tax hikes you stupid plebs ! (doesn’t affect him – everythings in the wife’s name & stored in the Punjab ; all proper & above board!) , “Times are tough for everyone” (says while wearing £900 loafers) – Smarmy grinning lying Cunt !
Kemi whatsit – Says all the right things and possibly a really smart choice / would destroy whats left of Labour Party : probably why Torys High Command have ditched her 🙁
Tom Tuggonthat – “I served my country, offering a clean start” Served his country and offering a clean start. Did I mention he served his country ? ; Audie Murphy he ain’t
Liz ‘you can’t’ Twust – So wooden she needs Ronseal ! Creepy wearing dead Thatchers clothes / Rots if left outside: Rabbit in headlights – bound to be next PM… Jesus !
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Same old shit, different bucket!
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Uncontrolled immigration, mass spending from the free money tree, no backbone pro tranny cunts that is the Tory party. The cunts should have all committed suicide 20 years ago letting an actual Conservative party have a go. Corrupt, globalist cunts and not worth a walk to the ballot box and who gives a fuck if that means Scotch “independence”.
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Penelope. Theres always some ‘Penelope’ that wins the Booker Prize. Its always a Penelope Something.
On the literary theme-Ulyssees is trying to get home to Penelope in the Illiad. But when he does get back he finds the place full of ‘suitors’.
He ‘runs them out’.
I fancied Penelope Keith.
Penelope Pit-Stop as well.
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Was it Penelope Hitler, winning with “Mein Kampf”?
If PM doesn’t get the job, it’s more time for us together…
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The BBC did a doc about how racist the South was in the US before Obama. Going to a door a woman answered and the Bbc cunt asked them who they were voting for.
Woman” Billy bob who we voting fa”
From inside the house “ This time we’re voting for the n @@@ er.
Kemi would be much better than the cunt Obumner and his boyfriend.
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That’s the black bird gone. 24 hours of arselicking and promises for this and that now to get rid of Mourdant. The Suntan boy looks odds on now. Imagine, a fucking Gupta as Prime Minister!
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Aye well Freddie the games not over yet…I still can’t imagine the old dears in the constituency party stomaching the greasy little rat.
If they do that’s the official stamp that as a nation we are done.
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God help us can if the greasy little cunt does get it – all the candidates will shaft us but being shafted by this one will add insult to injury
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Fucking gutted…..😕
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Yep, Boney M’s down the road.
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Yep, the Tory MPs bottled it. What a surprise!
The spineless rats.
They’ll pay heavily at the next election.
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RTC@ – Afternoon RTC – not half as heavily as we will.
Again.
Time for revolution.
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Fuck em.
Deserve everything they get.
A overwhelming majority, the Red wall giving up its vote, a mandate to turn things around…nowt.
Sweet fuck all.
Couldnt even follow the rules they themselves set out.
A bigger bunch of workshy useless wankers ive ever seen.
Destroyed their own party.
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My vote in next GE will be ‘anyone but these Cunts’
Unless Foxy is standing in my area 👍
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Same as me.Nine of the above.Twats twats twats.
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Soi@ – Afternoon Soi – Captain Irony and HFC are standing in your area – get behind them bike sheds and vote! 😀
I am standing in North Yorkshire, and currently have around 60 people interested in standing as independents around the UK.
All we need are 100 to force a coalition, and 226 more means we are in Government.
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I will look out for them 👍
I admire your optimism but to get 100 independents is like winning the lottery.
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The ones left are awful. Reminds me of when we got John Major.
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Oh god yes Mrs C! Do you remember a show on the TV where Ben Elton (in his pre-woke days) was on stage in front of a live audience holding up huge photographs of people and asking who in the audience could identify any of them? Point was that they were all cabinet ministers and I don’t remember anyone in the audience identified any one of them. One photo was of John Major, chancellor of the exchequer. Stroke of genius on the part of someone at the BBC was to broadcast the programme again months later when Maggie had gone and Major was PM!
I’m sure thousands of other viewers like myself gasped in astonishment in realisation of the stroke that had been pulled.
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Don’t remember that particular stunt by Elton but very apt.
Do remember the grey Spitting Image puppet of Major shuffling around his peas (when Spitting Image) was funny. )
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I really don’t care who wins. They’re not Tories and won’t be getting my vote.
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What are my fellow IsAC’ers views on the “Reform” party?
Genuine question looking for considered answes*
(*yeah, yeah-I know they all shit in the same bucket….)
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Where is the Reform party exactly these days? Seems to have disappeared without trace as far as I can tell.
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CG@ – Afternoon CG – I have had some dealings with the Reform Party led by Richard Tice, partner of multi millionaire Tory and journalist Isobel Oakeshott, Daughter of Tory Party Grandee Lord Oakeshott.
Tice is a creepy, narcissistic Man who just wants his greedy little fingers in the till and his snout in the trough – wholly devious and untrustworthy.
They are effectively UKIP rebranded and considerably worse.
Anne Marie Waters of Britain First is the only one talking any sense with regard to the pernicious evil of islam, but Britain First have no policies to speak of.
If Nigel Farage gathered up all the right wing splinter parties and movements and declared that he was running for Parliament with independents I genuinely believe he would win a landslide.
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Seem to make more sense than the rest of the wankers
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Sir Kweer Starmonkey and his pet tranny Rayner are rubbing their hands together with unholy glee at the thought of getting their hands on the keys to number 10 in the next 2 years. The damage they do will be preceded by the greasy little shit stain Sunak’s inevitable fuck up as the next Tory gaffer at No.10.
In the words of Robert Kiosaki ‘start stocking up on bullets, bitcoin and Gold’ -your gonna need those to survive cunters!
What an utter mess we as a nation find ourselves in……..
Those WW2 Veterans who stormed the beaches at Normandy must be asking themselves why did they fucking bother?!!!
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I had to laugh…..there was actually a spoiled ballot paper.
So, even one of their own wrote “BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS” across it. 😁
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Soiled, would have been better, if someone had wiped their arse with it.
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Was it Rees-Mogg?
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So the only half decent one left is now out.
And we’re left with a choice of WEF cunts.
Given the electorate are swayed by appearances, how come he’s portrayed as Dishi Rishi? I saw a good side by side photo with Roland Rat – the similarity is uncanny.
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Roland Rat is better
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Why do they call him Dishy Rishi?
He looks like Plug from the Bash Street Kids, could probably take off in a strong breeze with those ears and has the physique of a 7 year old boy.
Oh and he’s a cunt
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Didn’t notice the post above
My point still stands
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Kemi was the only suitable candidate.
Right wing, no bullshit, and a dark key that doesn’t feel sorry for itself.
She would have been an absolute headache for the opposition.
Useless, Thatcher wannabe Liz Crust is probably the best left out of the burnt offerings.
What a trashy trio. I’m certain Fishy Tunak will lose the party members vote.
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Although as Carl Benjamin recently said, Kemi is part of a Tory party that only seems interested in out-diversifying Labour and just playing the game.
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I hear that Jellyfish was given first editions of Churchill’s Second World War memoirs as a present at his Chequers farewell piss up.
I’m pretty sure he’s already got those so look out for them on E Bay next week. There could be a bargain in the offing.
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It’s going to be Sabu Sunak, I am sorry to say…
Mourdant has got a pair on her…
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Mourdant’s campaign slogan should be
‘Vote Funbags!’
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David Frost has reservations about Mordaunt. I respect Frost, therefore I trust that he is probably right to do so.
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Let’s be honest here, why even bother with this shit show? We all know that every single politician is an out and out cunt! They lie, cheat, steal and philander and no one does a fucking thing! They are just laughing in the faces of the electorate without fear of any form of reprisals whatsoever! It doesn’t matter which party wins, you in the UK are all fucked. It would take a party that works together and actually keeps its word at least 20 years to turn things around, but there’s too much sleaze and backstabbing for that to happen. If I was there I wouldn’t even bother to vote for any of the cunts.
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Meet the new cunt.
Same as the old cunt.
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I saw my MP at my kid’s school prize-giving the other day as he sends his kids there too.
Always tries to talk to me the slippery cunt but I’d heard him earlier on the radio saying how great he thought Boris was, so blanked the cunt.
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It’s perfectly simple. We – the British people – should be given a vote on the subject of the gimme gimmies who arrive by dinghy and RNLI Chauffeurs Ltd. Do we want the cunts here or don’t we? Just like the EU referendum, but this time with no Remainer style tantruming or ‘But… But..’ bollocks because the left didn’t get their way.
But they know that the result on any ‘refugee’ or ‘migrant’ referendum will be an overwhelming ‘NO’ in big fuck off capital letters. So, Priti Porker (useless cunt), Johnson’s successor, or anyone else in the Tory government will not give us what we want, as usual…
Still, as flawed as the Tories are, thank the fucking lord that Labour aren’t in charge.
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Absolutely Norman.
At least Brexit was close. I’d imagine a vote on immigration would be overwhelmingly in favour of very tough controls .
As you say, it’s why they won’t do it
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Spineless chickens
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2000 Tory party members wrote to the party chairman demanding Boris be put on the ballot paper.
Say what you like about Boris but he’s the only one with personality, charisma and the common touch.
We’re going to get a Starmer clone – wooden and boring. Anyone who watched PMQs today would wonder if it will ever be worth watching again.
For all his faults he delivered Brexit and got us through the pandemic. And he’s in good company – they knifed Thatcher as well.
Trouble is we’re now going to end up with another John Major clone…
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The final word on Mourdant. Any woman who puts trans rights ahead of Women’s rights needs to be binned.
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Well, she was the best of the bad bunch imo. I’m so sick of these trans activists.
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We’re fucking doomed
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