The Tory Party Leadership Contest

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The Tory leadership and gross fucking stupidity.

Yes, we are seeing a collection of cunts who suddenly have principles putting themselves forward.
But for sheer dumb stupidity we have Penny Mordaunt. I know only one thing about this cretin :-

”Tory MP Penny Mordaunt is too hung up on trans rights to become PM, say women’s rights group”
”Trade Minister Ms Mordaunt came under fresh fire for previously declaring that ‘trans men are men and trans women are women’’

She needs to get to the run off to suceed. Then the Tory Party members get a vote. And, although I am no party member it is a racing certainty that by and large the members will hold the same views as me about these deranged deviants. So why is this demented fucking harridan wasting everybody’s time?
Gross fucking stupidity.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

116 thoughts on “The Tory Party Leadership Contest”

  2. Whoever that is in the picture she has big milkers and would make a great Lady Dimitrescu if she put huge heels on.

    Whoever we get, you can be sure they’ll be in it to feather their own nests rather than give a fair deal to normal people like you an I.

    I dispise the lot of them.

  4. I’d take a titty wank and fuck it up the arse the next morning.
    She can fuck off after that.
    The script is written,just need to install the talking head now.

    • To be clear, if it’s all scripted as some say, that must mean Boris making a total cunt of himself and fucking up his government was scripted too? I mean, if the outcome is pre ordained, this must be the case, and Boris willingly made himself look like a number one fucktard after getting the job he’s dreamed of for over forty years.
      Genuine question, as I really want to know what level of evidence there needs to be to even remotely believe that, because I haven’t seen anything tangible that support these claims, made in good faith or not.

  5. Penny has the best tits. Much better than Rishi. Liz Truss – the name puts me off, but Kemi would be the best weapon against Labour – a sensible black woman totally anti-woke and looks more than capable of giving Keir a good regular bollicking – and his bunch of poofters and lezzas. She would go for him just like Mrs T used to go after the Welsh windbag all those years ago.

    Rishi is the Paki Major – all piss and wind.

  6. Treat us today Admin arentcha?
    3 noms by dinnertime?👍

    I wouldnt vote for any of this shower of shite.
    Penny Morbid is woke as fuck.
    She hates ‘ Dads Army!’
    No shit.
    Dads Army.
    Probably the best thing the fuckin Beeb made.

    Shes got no firm political beliefs shes just a career climber.

    That Liz Truss seems a bit slow,
    Bit of a eyebrow licker.

    Then its that little shitweazel beancounter Rishi,
    Fuck that.

    Then Bob Marley.

    Seems alright?
    But id be embarassed to send some dreadlocked Brixton chiggun eater onto the world stage.

    Probably get caught dipping Macrons missus handbag at Davos.

  7. They keep harping on about her ‘Naval Service’. She did nine years in the Reserves, four of the fuckers on the Reserve list as she couldn’t do the training commitment, was never deployed and was an acting sub-lieutenant.

    Hardly the admiral of the fucking fleet.

    • DCI@ – Afternoon DCI – It is rumoured that Penny Mordor was named “Belgrano” on account of the amount of sailors who went down on her! 😀
      A lifetime of doing fuck all but waggling her tits.

      • I should have self-identified as a wimminz and become the Eddie Izzard of the Tories – 18 years before the ,past, and I came home to the spouse – hardly a home fit for heroes – even my son buggered off as soon as he could.

      • I take a speck of self-satisfied, smugness in the fact that she’d have had to salute me! A long, long time ago.

        Afternoon, Vern.

      • Greasy ones at that no doubt. She has a new book as well.
        How to become prime minister with only one cunt working for you.

      • Judging by some of your past comments WCB I’m assuming you were in the mob before the dead sea reported sick.
        09 number myself!

  8. It seems the Tory Establishment want Rishi Suntan while the membership want anybody else. They are trying to manoeuvre Truss into second place because they feel the cunt can beat that dull bitch but not Mourdant. That’s why the boot has been going into her for the last week. All dirty tricks and back stabbing but what do you expect?
    It doesn’t matter anyway, these cunts are just the puppets, soon to be replaced by the Starmer brand of puppetry. Cunts to the left of me, cunts to the right of me…….etc etc

  9. I suspected bullshit when she was nodding at her own speech about being a candidate labour would fear.

    Still, i wouldn’t turn down a session in the pool with her. A career as a lifeguard at The Pyramids gone to waste

  10. After the helter-skelter Boris years, they need someone more in line with traditional Conservative values….perhaps they could ask that fat lad who did a runner from his crashed car while dressed as Greta Garbo if he fancied a go?

  12. All a big song and dance.

    Whoever wins, we’ll get the same results.

    Non stop dinghy riders being treated like royalty.
    Anti white policies.
    Tranny/gay shit.
    Green taxes.
    New boilers so Greta doesn’t cry.
    Kids being brainwashed by far leftism in schools.
    Unaffordable housing.

    All useless cunts!

    • Agreed. All the various showers of shit that purport to “run” this country are getting their orders from elsewhere now…

  13. I’m afraid Mordaunt is the best out of a bad bunch in terms of what the UK needs as opposed to a box ticker who’ll get appointed.
    I can’t abide that odious cunt Truss, an ex ‘Liberal Democunt’ who changes sides quicker than the Italian Army for sheer personal gain.
    Sunak cannot be trusted, he’s a globalist pawn with little regards for the UK (he wants to be a yank) and as for the other cunts in the race, they are all bank bench chancers who’ll fold as soon as the weight and responsibility of high office hits them.
    Could you see Kemi mediating with Putin for a Ukrainian ceasefire for example? That KGB cunt would gouge out her eyes and skull fuck her before breakfast……..

    I can agree however that Penny has lovely norks and I would love to hang out the back of her for a bit.

  14. Zero fucks given – the clowns change occasionally, but the circus never leaves town. Unless the “Tories” go back to being more hardline and right wing instead of the piss useless wokeflake comedy socialists they currently are then the UK faces the nightmare prospect of a Labour/SSnp/Lib dumb coalition in 2 years.
    And then we really ARE fucked.
    But the boo hoo cwybabies have stopped the debates because some grown ups were being mean and saying hurty things, so it’s over to slimy grandstanding twat Sir Graham Brady, Chairman of the Dodo Committee, to talk some more shit.
    If the people do not act to get rid of ALL of these fuckers and start something different and better we can wave goodbye to our Country.
    That is how serious this situation now is, and I just hope these shitweasel thieves, liars, crooks, con artists and imbeciles do not do too much more damage before they are found out and thrown out.

  15. They’re all different cheeks of the same ugly, flabby arse. If anyone actually believes what comes out of their gob, they must be fucking simple. It doesn’t matter what the fuckers say, they’ll just do what the the EU and the civil service tell them to do, anyway. I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

  16. Mordaunt is Mavis May and Johnson rolled into one… with added woke and zero charisma.

    Badenoch is by far the Tories best hope. Labour would go into meltdown! But do the Tories have the courage to vote for a black woman leader?

    Afternoon all. 😎

  17. I believe I staked my claim to Penny several noms back therefore you will all have to wait til she’s recovered sufficiently.

    As for this beauty contest in London,none of the hopeless cunts could run a bath.

    • Second for me.

      The idea of clambering atop mrs Mays hunched back and shooting baby gravy up her trumpet still makes my nipples like bullets.

  20. All charlatans and boils on the same cheek of the same corrupt/woke/green agenda/Build Back Better arse.

    One thing that is 200 percent guaranteed is that things are going to get worse no matter which hopeless inept piece of shit gets the leadership gig and takes over from the current inept piece of shit.

    There’s not one of these cunts would have the minerals to –
    Admit what a woman is.
    Admit that lockdown was a disaster.
    Guarantee that there’d be no further lockdowns in future.
    Admit that the mask mandate was pointless.
    Admit that the whole concept of covid vaccine passports is nothing more than a woeful discriminatory misjudgement.
    Admit that the Covid vaccine doesn’t prevent death, prevent infection/serious illness or prevent transmission.
    A truly piss boiling farce.

    All Cunts.

    • Further to my comment which is in moderation, upon doing some research – all remaining candidates considered, Kemi Badenoch gets my endorsement.
      Simply because she’s Labour’s worst nightmare.

  21. If Wishy-Washy is the next PM then it will be interesting how the MSM and the Opposition react to any of his polices for fear of being racist!

    It would be the same of old Penny Farting was made PM (unlikely I know), but any criticism of her leadership and out pops the sexist card.

    Inevitably we’re going to end up with someone we never voted for to be PM and it has to be said the front runners are far removed from traditional Tory values.

    The 1922 Committee (or whoever it is) must surely realise if they pick the wrong horse it will be curtains for them at the next election. But I would guess they’re more concerned about the minorities rather than the Silent Majority.

    And as for Wishy Washy being PM. Well he was pretty clueless as Chancellor and of course coming from a wealthy family he is not really in touch with the ordinary plebs. But he can’t be any worse than the clown who preceded him, surely!

  24. Centrifuging turds.
    However hard the spin, we always end up with shit.
    And I feel a complaint of discrimination coming on – not one white Man?
    Tut tut.
    It does not matter which puppet cons their way in, they will be just as lousy as all those who have gone before and those will come – currently in their pods at Corpus Christie and Balliol waiting to collect their PPE’s and take their turn at fucking us over.
    My suggestion?
    A fight to the death to see who becomes Prime Minister! – Fishy Rishi will be using his flute to charm Boris out of the basket whilst simultaneously on the phone to Mummy to see what he is wearing today, Penny Mordor will do as usual – flash her tits and talk shit, Truss hits her hard right between the eyes, she goes down but to Lizzies surprise she came up with a knife and cut off a piece of her ear! Badenoch will be dipping all the wallets and purses in the chaos – it will be a much needed spectacle to lift the spirits of the people!
    All hail Prime Minister Fox, currently running off from some bike sheds in Worcester..

  25. The Jam Boy will win, no contest, he’s the chosen one by our superiors, problem is no real conservative would ever vote for the cunt, and not just because he’s brown but he’s also an inept snake in the grass, I’ve said it before, he is the true epitome of a “fence turtle”!

    • CQ@ – Afternoon Captain/all – I do not recall ever seeing Fishy Sunak and Abdul Hussein Lineker in the same room together..
      Slimebag Sunak left 3 million people – including me – with absolutely fuck all whilst simultaneously selling Sovereign Debt Bonds to China to keep half the Country sat on their arses for 18 months and handing billions to every crook, chancer, tax dodger and billionaire Family members – but “forgot” about his Wifes dodgy tax affairs.
      Even for politicians Sunak is a special level of cunt.

  26. I definitely would – not that’s much of a recommendation these days
    Get fucked

  27. Any one of the women would do, Not Rishi though, he’s a dark one….never trusted a dark one.

  28. It seems she also wanted homeopathy on the NHS, lied repeatedly during Brexit (denying the veto on Turkey) and was fucking useless in every dept she worked in. A worthy successor to Boris.
    The only fucker who floats my boat is Badenoch. Common sense and an antidote to the race baiters.

  29. So is she actually a he or is it an IT, i can no longer tell, but usually they are either actually trannies, closset trannies or just making the right noises to trick the tranny wierdos into voting for her, none of the above would surprise me…they are all cunts and the name calling and back stabbing inspires no confidence in any of them….

  30. I vote for the one on the left on the previous header.

    Of the ones who are left which one has the best chance of beating Starmer, some say Big tits above others say Kemi, I would have thought a cardboard cutout of Maggie would be able to beat the cunt,

    Truss is a bit wooden, Dishi looks a bit geasy, Mordaunt looks like an headmistress (I bet she does 😉) Badballs would send Lammy into a chocolate meltdown 😂

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