Another cunting please for these useless spunk trumpets.
Why oh why do these fat arsed bitches have to leave the fucking offside passenger doors open?
Add to that the cross sectional area of their arses (which have satellites orbiting within the gravity field), plus the fact my van has insufficient fuel to slingshot around said arse in the middle of the road.
Please put the monglets on the nearside and every one is safe. On a good day the local primary school has vehicles parked on both sides of the fucking road then said cunts escort little Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia in the gap down between said illegally parked vehicles.
Bah CUNTS
Nominated by: CuntyMort
As much as i like a milky MILF with wet patches over her engorged areolae, they’re crap at driving and parking.
Sorry – I blame the heat…
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I am *ahem* an older father of a young daughter. Loved it when she was between 5 and 9 years old as I had to walk her to school and collect her. Fucking lovely perving over the much younger milfs…when they’re in a crowd of like minded clucking mothers, then don’t care what personal stuff they discuss…and don’t bother holding their loose blouses in when they bend down. I was gutted when daughter got to 10 and they said she was old enough to walk to school on her own.
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I worked with a guy CC who used to go to the gym regularly although his interest in fitness and exercise was about equivalent to mine. He used to go in the classes where all the fit young women were bending and stretching following instructions from the front. On two occasions he was treated to the sight of a lovely young tit popping out of an overstretched leotard.
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