High School Proms

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Apart from being a Yankee import of shite, this is fast becoming an established fuck fest of expenditure on suits, shoes, dresses, and aircraft ! Yes, I said aircraft.

My Grandson wishes to attend as a James Bond, booted and suited ( £800 ) and arrive in a High end cat (£380 ) His classmate is being flown in by helicopter at God knows what cost, and his friends have similar ambitions. I understand that there are Specialist Prom Outfitters around the UK, and there are actually “”fixers” for a fee who will orchestrate your arriva. The School wants £5o a ticket, there is live music and a Buffet.

How in fuck can anyone afford that kind of dosh for a one night stand.?

Fuck me, I got better entertainment In Bugie St for 5 dollars ( and I was overcharged ) Proms! Fuck em.

Nominated by: EyeClaudius

And here’s a late entry (ooh, errr!!) from W.C. Boggs

Korben Green

A “Whoops, duckie – oooh get her!” cunting please for this 16 year old bespectacled boy, who went to his school “prom” (what the buggery bollocks is THAT?) dressed in a skirt and handbag, having voed so to do four years ago. His mum, Mrs. Green (or ias that Ms. Green?) was delighted that he was being himself:

Standard News Link

As you raise your glass of iced pansy water to praise your ladyboy, old Mother Green, just what bullshit did you spoon feed this obvious little pansy?. What parent can be happy that at 12 the boy had decided he’d like to look like a girl. One of the TV drag racers has shown an interest in the lad – surely that is grooming?.

If any of us had minced into school looking like this little fag*ot, our head would have been straight down the lavatory pan. My guess is in two years time he will be one of Starmer’s charmers, fighting it out with Wes Streeting to be “head” boy.

104 thoughts on “High School Proms”

  2. Off topic – watching GB News which keeps telling us that we are watching “LIVE PICTURES FROM DOWNING STREET”.

    It’s just a door.

    • Is Larry the cat there. I don’t like the fuckers but that four legged creature is the ONLY thing in that postcode with any sense or a modicum of decency, even if it can lick its own arse.

      • Larry is not there, unfortunately. The only member of the British government with any common sense. The Chief Mouser for PM ! Unfortunately, his mouse catching quota is down this year and he is being seriously challenged by Palmerston.

      • I like cats, independent creatures, hunters, killers, ruthless.

        Politicians are prey for them/ us- or should be.

        Mioaw…😺

    • I remember when that weirdo cunt, Creepo Jacko snuffed it 2009. Sky News had a ‘Breaking News’ thing on. About six hours of a stationary police car outside Wacko’s mansion. A total load of bollocks.

  3. Never had it in my day, a short leavers assembly where the acting headmaster basically called us a bunch of cunts, wished us all the best then went back to his office and whisky stash. The head of music and drama then played ‘The Wall’ by Pink Flloyd. Mmmm it was still relevant in 1990.

    A quick prayer and a few tears from some of the girlies, We all then fucked off into the big wide world.

    Some of us met up that evening in the local park and drank cider, whilst trying to cop a feel with any of the more game birds in our group, then as it got dark we all went our separate ways, some never to be seen ever again.

    Happy times.

    • Caused me to realise LDC, I have no track of and haven’t seen for decades, anyone I was with at school. Not sure what to read into that.

  4. There was no fucking prom in my day. We left school and went down t’pit. Tuppence an hour and grateful for that.

  5. Typical ‘Whatever they want, they get’ mentality that plagues modern parents and their horrendous entitled offspring. It’s not just this ridiculous prom shit, it’s everything else. Fucking iPhones, VR machines and Xboxes at Christmas. Also ‘school trips’ to Disneyland in Florida and other such nonsense. When I was a lad, it was an Action Man or a Chopper bike, and a trip to Knowsley Safari Park or the Blue John Mines, and I was happy with that. What kids get today is both offensive and absurd, but the parents are to blame. Cunts breed and bring up cunts. It’s as simple as that…😒

  6. 16 year old bespectacled boy, who went to his school “prom” dressed in a skirt and handbag, having vowed so to do four years ago. His mum, Mrs. Green (or is that Ms. Green?) was delighted that he was being himself.

    As the tin terrors from Skaro would say, ‘EX-FUCKING-TERIMINATE!’

    Kill them with🔥

    • Set me to wondering what would have happened in my day Leon, had I arrived at school dressed like that. Fairly certain I would have been sent straight back home and someone in authority would have paid a visit to my parents, probably accompanied by the police.

  7. Michael Gove has been described as a ‘snake’.
    Can’t argue with that…..😉

  8. I don’t understand why they have Proms. Stupid idea, can’t get pissed, cost a fortune. Still, I get paid handsomely for taking the entitled cunts to them in my AC Cobra 💰💰💰

  9. The news stories about the scrawny kid in the red dress who looks like one of the Proclaimers aged 5 are all wrong.
    The cunt in question is not ,and never has been a “boy”.Just look at the fucking state of the slack-arsed freak!

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