What about this (unsurprisingly) fat cunt complaining about The Range selling some harmless motivational weight loss wall planner, that the cunt considers is ‘fat shaming’ because some women might, just might wish to lose weight to get into their wedding dresses.
To make matters worst, the Range have apologised and will now remove the ‘offending’ products from their shelves. I would have more respect for the Range if they told her to fuck off and take us to court with your trumped up charge.
But by rolling over and letting her tickle their tummy, what they are actually doing is is opening themselves and others up to all sorts of criticism for any remotely innocent item they stock from all sorts off idiots who see an issue when there really isn’t one- fuck me there’s a car insurance ad doing the round at the moment specifically for women drivers- did I complain to Ofcom that it’s sexist- did I fuck, but maybe I should.
I would suggest Emma Conway is a jealous fat bloater who envies slimmer women, but to improve her self esteem she wants society to think being fat is ‘normal’ and shouldn’t be held up to scrutiny in any way, shape or form.
Surely anything that helps someone motivate to lose weight is a good thing…isn’t that what the medics want us to do? I have no issue if the Range sold a similar thing for fat blokes….but who the fuck would buy that??
Stupid cunt.
Nominated by: Chuff Chugger
What the fuck is a “digital creator” for fucks sake? Is it some bitch who sits on her arse moaning like a cunt on soshul meeja?
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To paraphrase Shakespeare :-
“A Karen by any other name would still fucking moan about any fucking thing because they’re lazy, bitter, twisted lard-arse cunts.”
Or summat!
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One of her stupid followers said “”You’re perpetuating the belief that women have to fit into a narrow beauty ideal to be acceptable. It’s dangerous.”.
No, what’s dangerous is shutting down choice, and also wobbling around with excess weight, lard arse.
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This splitarse seems a bit of a moaning cunt?
And her nostrils are fuckin massive!
Like Chris Eubanks.
They shouldnt give in to her,
Probably on the blob?
Or ‘one of her moods’?
Install a scales at the front door and anyone over 12stone triggers a alarm and flashing lights.
See how she likes that?
The fat fuckin mess.
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The joke about someone standing on public weighing scales and getting the message “No coach parties” springs to mind.
Or blobs, as they are known around Cardiff.
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We did this at a party we held when I was in the Marines. Asked all the nurses we’d invited to step on the scales on arrival with a limit of 11stone.
If anyone was over but told us to fuck off, we let them in on the basis that they were probably a good laugh.
Anyone crying about it was sent on their way
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Wish I was still on Twatter and clocked that, I would’ve said ‘Meanwhile Doctors perpetuate the fact that not being overweight prevents disease, but you carry on with yer cakes, pies and zero exercise’.
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I nominated her…..
…and I, too thought WTF is a digital creator, so I googled it, and it just said ‘cunt’
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Sure it didn’t say ‘otherwise useless fat cunt’?
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“fat shaming” I remember when there was just one fat kid in the class. Hardly anyone was fat. What wrong with shame? Makes you pull your finger out of your arse and not die of diabetes. Whats wrong with that? People just dont want to be confronted with the free choices they have made. Im on the one day eating one day starving diet I learned on here (sorry cant remember who it was) Works a treat. PS. No one looks good on the beach.
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I partially aggree. I would say 97% of people look best with clothes ON. I sure do. Even then only 15% will catch your eye (in a good way).
My secret to not being a fat fucking disgusting cunt is to not drink sugar. Simple as that.
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Buy a bigger wedding dress. Problem solved.
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She looks like she’s hungry for justice.
Sorry, sausage rolls. Unless ‘justice comes with chips and pork pies.
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Back to the ocean you whale 🐋
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Diane Abbott has one of these weight loss wall planners with space for £150.
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In pennies.
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The fat cunt wouldn’t even fit in my car.
Not that she would be invited, it would destroy my suspension.
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Things that are fat shaming and should be banned –
Cream cakes.
Hercule Poirot.
Fat Boy Slim.
Anorexia.
Fat Face Clothes.
Diane Abbot.
Where will it all end?
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No more Ten Ton Tessie,
The Fat Lady Sings,
Fats Domino,
or Minnesota Fats though.
A fat chance I guess!
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When I saw the header title,I instantly thought of “Bruce Hornsby and the Range” and his classic 1986 song “The Way It Is”
How apt
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Good nom C.C. While on the subject of wimminz car insurance, Sheila’s Wheels, the one I have now been with for over ten years, started out as a ‘female – centric’ car insurance provider. In all my years of driving, they have been the only one that has actually given me ‘loyalty.’ In fact my last premium went down by over £50. Not like all those other greedy cunts that put up my premium each year, even though I had not made a claim. Unheard of these days. & you don’t need to chop bits off. Add bits on, be capable of child berth, or become an it, to get a quote.
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Maybe you got an honorary wimminz’ discount because you have ‘cunt’ in your title?
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I have had that with the NFU. I have my car and household insurance with them. Tacked onto the house insurance is my travel insurance, I cancelled a pre-paid trip at the beginning of this month because of bloody Covid and they paid out within three days of finalising the claim. Definitely not cunts.
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I think we should all go out of our way to do this. Ban everything and then eventually they will have to call a halt to all this nonsense and tell us to fuck off.
Be offended at everything and there will be nothing to sell. Woke company goes bust. Good!!
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Businesses need to toughen up.
Stop being so scared.
Tell the customer to get fucked occassionally.
I was the manager of that store id of told her
‘are you Peter kay?
No?
Well your a fat noboby cunt then’
Got out my megaphone and followed her down the street singing
‘lip up fatty’.
harsh lessons are the best learnt.
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Or maybe do this..
https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ
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beat me to it Zuckercunt, hahaha.
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Start putting smaller doors on shops so the tuskers can’t get in..
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What a fucking brilliant idea😀👍
No fatties on spaz chariots, with half a dozen, boss-eyed, mixed-race benefits spinners in tow👍👍👍
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All part of the Faecesbook generation.
Complain about anything to a major company and revel in glory when they back down.
Who’s the bigger cunt? The company for shitting it’s knickers or the braindead lardarse?
A panto of vermin.
Rolls Royce nuclear oven.
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I’m a bit concerned what with the increase in utilities costs and all, are you still going to be able to operate the oven on such a regular basis, or will you save for the most deserving?
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Sacrifices must be made.
For the good of the blood pressure of all right thinking Englishmen.
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Just a slight modification. Fill it with expensive chocolates. Call it ‘Weight Gain Journey.’ Number it from the 1st to the 25th. Then bring it out this Christmas.
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I hate fat people. Fucking hate them I tell you.
I have a new employee who is over qualified for the job on paper BUT I am finding out that his fat ass is just not up to the rigors of the physical part. Why? Because he has a belly that comprises about 1/3 of his mass and weight that’s why. I had to buy ladders with a higher weight rating because of him. He damn sure can’t crawl through an attic space with that rotund load of lard hanging over his belt. His back bothers him. Well no shit! You have that massive counterweight out in front you fat bastard!
Selfish, undisciplined, lazy, burdens on the rest of us is what they are.
Let them not eat cake.
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Why the fuck did you employ him? Are you and he going as “Laurel & Hardy” to you works Christmas party?
🤔
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Hard to find people who want to work at all FFS. Gotta take what you can get these days. Too many cunts happy to stay on unemployment benefits.
Biden’s economy I guess.
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Just as difficult in the UK MC☹️
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I’m going to demand that the BBC take down that news item because I find her face offensive.
A hint of 7 o’clock shadow I reckon.
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I’ll bet the fat fucking trollop would look like a million lira in her wedding dress.
About time companies just told these attention seeking Desponds to fuck off.
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Digital creator?
Is that when the use apps to make something ugly look pleasing?
Like these people who make their self look thinner, prettier and with better hair, while eating a family size pack of Wotsits?
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Sounds like a byword for “I have a liberal arts degree” and therefore unemployable.
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probably in a cunt of a mood with the price of cakes, buns and what ever the shit she eats. Fat fucks are the ones that let it go to the extreme of wobble where they cannot see their genitals anymore even with the aid of a mirror.
they usually end up on those electric mobility thingies and you are supposed to accommodate them by moving out of the way at the shops or footpath while they salvate over their next portion of mayonnaise and chips extra cheese and 5lb of spam with curry sauce with extra cheese filled by 9 gallons of Fanta and more spam and cheese.
it must murder for them to have a shower with all the cheese blocking the drain
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Cunt. I’m fucking hungry now.
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‘while they salvate over their next portion of mayonnaise and chips extra cheese and 5lb of spam with curry sauce with extra cheese filled by 9 gallons of Fanta and more spam and cheese.’
AKA a Scotsman’s salad, but only if you batter and deep-fry the spam
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Well as you know I have a ‘down’ on certain types, and being a fucking Brummie is one of them. Anyone who calls themselves Brummy Mummy is a complete cunt on two levels. Quote ‘I was shaking when I left the shop’. Yes, shaking like a fucking big fat fucking jelly, you lardy assed Brummie cunt. I’m going to award her the usual punishment in case she does a vanity search of her name….Emma Conway is a cunt.
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You’re right, the attention seeking bitch is bound to read this at some point.
Fuck off Emma you frog faced tub of lard. You look the sort who’s kids will turn trannie so good luck with that, bitch!
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Having visited Brum a few years ago i can see why she is so fat; chip shops, kebab shops, chicken shops and greasy spoons along almost every street, as well as endless curry houses.
it’s like that in Swansea as well (swap out the curry houses for Wetherspoons, Walkabouts and vodka bars).
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To be fair if I’ve ever been pissed and got off with a fat bird at the end of the night,, they usually don’t mind me slinging it up their arse, because in their mind as they’re fat they think their flange will be too loose.
So remember…..if you want a guaranteed fuck in the ‘wrong ‘un’ go for a fat bird.
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Or a puff.
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Fair comment.
But, I do tend to draw the line if it’s got a pair of bollocks down there- pissed or not.
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The Range, I have one not too far from where I live, I think I will pop in and insist on them selling me some fat shaming shit.
Emma Conway gets upset about a fucking gimmick piece of tat, I wonder if she gets upset when she visits her GP or health centre and they tell her that her BMI is dangerously high….
How very dare you!!
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What this fat trout needs is a wall-planner and motivational chart to:
“when will I get a fuck” because I get the impressions her flange has seized over like the gateway to the upside down in stranger things and only a fucking miracle will open it.
Shame on the range for pandering to this cunt.
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Horn anybody?
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The frightening thing is she’s a mother of two!
Someone went at that at least twice?
Fuck me, whoever you are you deserve a bravery medal, or is it two bravery medals?
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Probably before she let herself go now she’s a ‘mum’
After you’ve pupped them up they don’t give a fuck about whether you can still get hard over them or not- coz they’ve got a kid now, so they’ve done their duty to the world.
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Probably one of those pale, rat-faced chav scrotes with three teeth, beady black eyes and Gollum ears you see skulking around variious estates. The sort of inbred cunt who can’t even yell insults at you coherently.
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I don’t see the problem. There wasn’t a photo of her next to the item stating “You could use one of these you fat cunt!”
The only shaming she suffered in this circumstance was her conscience screaming ‘You could use one of these you fat cunt!’
So what she wants is anything that might remind her she’s a fat cunt eliminated so she can keep eating whilst sat on her fat arse reading articles with titles such as ‘Fat is Beautiful.’ or ‘Fat girls are every man’s fantasy.’ Ignoring reality at the cost of her health.
This is the snowflake world where no one can bear to hear anything negative when it’s about them.
Losing weight should be applauded when your obese and being a fat cunt through laziness and overeating should make you feel shame, especially if everyone else is paying for your health issues.
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I second every word. Well done 6DV!
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Slightly off-topic, but I`ve had to wear my thermal panties today due to the sudden drop in temperature.
I suffered from rather serious `minge-melt` over the last two days – my thermometer rose to 53.7°C here.
But, back on topic, in this recent heatwave, I would venture that Emma`s nether-regions & unmentionables would most likely be certified as a potential biohazard.
Apologies if you`re dining; especially on fish.
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I looked up “Blobs-strop” on t’internet & her nomination photo came up.
Is she angry because her boyfriend spend all day waiting behind bike-sheds in the West Midlands, to sort out hobby keyboard warriors?
Hmmm….
🤔
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Kick her in the Cunt.
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And you’d be knee deep, Sir Dick
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