Given the current political fallout and the cabinet resignations yesterday, we’ve brought this nom forward. How long has Jellyfish got? Another Maybot style meltdown? Snap election? – NA.
Persistent allegations – oh how we love that phrase – continue to bounce around the resignation of former Conservative Deputy Whip one Chris Pincher or should that be Chris Pinchyah? Also apparently known in certain circles as Arse Pincher.
The allegations include groping two geezers at that bastion of Conservatism, the Carlton Club in London whilst pissed. Said geezers objected to his advances and were not willing to participate in a consensual act. Hence his resignation and subsequent media headlines.
Mr Pincher has previous having been cleared by Conservative Central Office of making “a drunken pass” several years ago at Olympic rower Alex Storey but resigned anyway.
Have to say I think it is a damn bad show having been pissed in the Carlton a few times without getting pissed on by the tabloids. Naturally old Captain Chaos (Johnson) considers the matter closed – best leave matters to take their course etc etc – but the worst aspect of the case has been the resurrection in the media of old Yvette Cooper whose shrunken head is looking evermore like a student of voodoo’s shrunken practice piece. Well it frightens me.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Fucking soft twats, What’s up with a retaliatory knuckle sandwich and a boot in the bollocks?
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Who’d of thought this government would be brought down by a discodancer drunkenly touching sausage?!
I always assumed it’d be corruption or Boris getting someone underage pregnant!
The cabinet doesn’t meet diversity standards now malteser head and Suntan have gone.
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You’ve still got Truss (who has a nose like concorde) and Zahawi – a quote on BBC:
“I would have been drafted in to the Iraqi army, had to go to front line and probably die,” he told Nick Robinson on the Political Thinking podcast last year.
Instead, he and his parents were forced to flee Iraq and he grew up in Britain.
His family had been influential in the country – his grandfather was the governor of the Central Bank of Iraq and his signature appeared on the country’s banknotes.”
I bet his grandfather enjoyed a few cups of tea with Saddam – probably helped the UK government set up some weapons deals before old Saddam went rogue and hid in a cave.
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What was Boris thinking of, promoting someone who was born in Walsall?
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This sort of degeneracy has been going on for years and years in the higher echelons of the British establishment. And yet the British people would probably look past it and Johnson’s lying over the subject if we had competent government that looked after their interests. Instead we get the highest tax burden for 70 years, irresponsible spending, wokeness, the victimisation of motorists and landlords and nut- nuts zero.
I give Johnson less than a month.
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Spot on.
Just a bit worried if Johnson goes, we get someone even worse! Back to lockdowns and more even more debt,
What this country needs ain’t going to be happening, that’s for sure
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I freely admit I am terrified of an election because we all know it will end up like Major and Blair in 1997 – Starmer will get a landslide, we will back in the EU and ruled over by buck n!ggers like Lammy and Butler and faggots like Brynat, Kyle and Streeting. Starmer will be PM for 15 years and free speech in this country will be wiped out – dissenters ending up in prison. The Nancy Nazis will be here to stay – at least for our lifetimes.
Let David Davis become new PM and wipe the floor with the Remoaners of both Labour and Conservatives.
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I freely admit I am terrified of an election because we all know it will end up like Major and Blair in 1997 – Starmer will get a landslide, we will back in the EU and ruled over by thick twats like Lammy and Butler and homosexuals like Bryant, Kyle and Streeting. Starmer will be PM for 15 years and free speech in this country will be wiped out – dissenters ending up in prison. The Nancy Nazis will be here to stay – at least for our lifetimes.
Let David Davis become new PM and wipe the floor with the Remoaners of both Labour and Conservatives.
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“The Nancy Nazis will be here to stay” I wouldn’t count on that. The dinghy riders arriving here in their thousands everyday might have something to say about it. Now that’s one “liberal” train wreck I can’t wait to see…..
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Or Steve Baker or Andrew Bridgen, more than enough decent Tories on the back benches who would wipe the floor with Labour et al, and besides there’s still two years before there needs to be another GE, more than enough time for a new proper Conservative PM to bed in, the Tories still have a 75 seat outright majority so cannot be forced to hold a GE they’re ready.
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Baker is a fundamental religious nut job who will probably lose his seat at the next election, Bridgen is so fucking thick he thought that being born in Northern Ireland entitled you to an Irish passport, turgendhat seems a competent fellow who I could vote for, and for entertainment purposes I’d go for chope or swayne who both come accross as genuinely mental
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Being born in Northern Ireland does entitle you to an Irish passport.
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Correct, what I should have said was, he said people born in England were entitled to irish passports
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“untill they’re ready”
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You forgot to mention all the medical tyranny/digital I.D. measures.
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Truth is there is no competent successor – except perhaps Lord Frost, but he sits in the Lords and, whilst its constitutionally possible for him to be PM, no one would now except a PM from the Upper House who could not be held directly accountable in the Commons.
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Accept not except.
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I agree RTC, but I have this fear that Boris is so self-regarding and selfish that he would threaten to bring down the whole governemnt if he was forced out of office. Nobody can stop any PM from buggering off to see the Queen, and she would be forced to grant an election rather than force a Parliamentry fight. I am sorry to say Boris’ determination has turned into sheer bloody-mindedness and God knows what he would do if the party forced him from office. I quite liked Boris, but he has taken our good nature and rubbed our noses in it.
We can only hope Kweer is fined for Beergate and that they get Jeremy Corbyn back – that is the only way the Conservatives would win until somebody has got the Conservatives back on an even keel – and that will mean dropping all this zero carbon green nonsense. If only Mrs Thatcher had been cloned and we had her fighting our corner. The worst days work we ever did was to let Heseltine wield the knife all tbose years ago, to make way for the piss-poor Major the blue equivalent of Kweer Charmer.
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@WCB
My feelings exactly. I am as sure as I can be that the jellyfish won’t go of his own free will, which is a shame, because the booting-up-the-arsed will be painful, bad for him and yes, I suspect the bumble-toddler will have his revenge.
I’d go for, in no particular order, Leadsom, Mordaunt, Kwarteng, Javid.
Thinking of going for Penny Mordaunt is giving me the ‘orn something awful.
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Sky have a rolling montage of jellyfish pics, almost expect to see birth and death dates underneath.
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Cooper’s head resembles something that should be on display in the Horniman Museum as each day passes.
Who really gives a fuck about Pincher feeling bollocks in the Carlton? All smokescreen for the lack of any meaningful action to repair the wanked-out economy and reduce the unfettered plundering of taxpayer’s pockets.
Fuck off.
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The only thing I find shocking about this is Pincheys just a boring run of the mill homosexual.
I thought at least he’d have to be trans!
And whys he touching other politicians helmets?
There’s a network of rentboys available at taxpayer expense,
Is he breaching some sort of trade agreement between Whitehall and Soho?
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Cooper’s head looks like a tapeworm’s sucker, from my old DG Mackean O level biology book.
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Sorry Admin, but that photo needs a warning that those of a nervous disposition shout avert their gaze.
For the first time ever I actually feel a bit of sympathy for Ed Bollocks.
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The HoC is a den of quares, crooks and liars and has been for years.
Lock the fuckers in and napalm the place.
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No. Leave the doors unlocked to give them hope. Then shoot any cunt that comes out of one.
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Lol…brilliant idea.
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Judging by the state of the fa ric of the building, they’ll all burn to death, or die of asbestosis. The bowels of the building are a total nightmare, and its resident haemorrhoid Blackford needs injecting with carbolic acid.
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Is it bonfire 🔥 night yet?
Pass the dynamite 🧨
Blow the whole rotten shower to kingdom cum.
We’d be better off in a state of anarchy than being governed by ANY of these existing CUNTS
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‘Governed’? You jest.
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“Milked” or “bled dry” might be a better description…
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TTT👍
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Balls cooper heard there is good money is celebrity lookalikes..
https://images.app.goo.gl/BouBAqrt4gRHpeAa6
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No matter.
This shower will shuffle off laughing and offshore accounts full.
Then another useless rabble will march in.
As for the fruity,well all I can say is typical posh weak cunts. .
Try that caper in any pub or club and get hospital food for a month.
Greasy piss poor vermin.
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The conservatives could have locked labour out for years if it wasn’t for their lying, indecency, molestering and general incompetence. Also, who the fuck is in charge of writing PR for Boris, “he forgot about Pincher’s past”. 3 year olds come up with better excuses. Well I can’t say I’m going to lose sleep over it, none of the cunts in Whitehall are competent to run the country, so we might as well keep the merry go round going. The idea of having Qu**r Starmer leading the labour party to victory in a general election is a little worrying though.
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They couldn’t even run a bath
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There’s a certain irony in this when you think about it. Westminster have been telling us to celebrate the gayness, yet the actions of a mincing queen may well destroy the prime minister, his government and the Conservative party. Way to go ducky!
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This has fuck all to do with the gayness. Had it been the actions of a predatory heterosexual the outcome would have been the same.
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Boris was warned about Chris and his proclivity to have wandering hands.
Took no notice.
What’s it matter?
Chris was previously in trouble for similar.
You’d not employ him simply on the grounds he’s a scandal waiting to happen.
But Boris is a liberal metropolitan type,
Most people he knows are season ticket holders at pride .
What’s the worse that can happen?
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Chris must have one of those access all area’s passes at the carlton club I’m always hearing about…Chris just took it to literally.
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Access all arses, surely…
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Socialism, mass spending, mass immigration, mass bummery, must be the tory party. Corbyn couldnt have done a worse job. Were fucked.
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👍👍👍👍
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Lack of bullying when he was a child….that’s the problem . A mincing little swotty bummer…particularly one who gloried in the name “Pincher”… would have had The Gayness knocked out of him before the first Rugby game was over. at my exclusive Public school…and what’s more, the damned Marmite-miner would have thanked us for it and undoubtedly gone on to lead a useful life away from politics and sodomy.
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Probably went to a Grammar School….nests of windbaggedry,swottyness and homosexuality…..they should be banned.
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You cant expect Johnson, who doesnt seem to be able to dress himself or comb his hair, to be able to organise anything. Although he seems ok at piss-ups.
And we all knew habitual liars as kids.
He is one of our betters. Leave him alone.
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Another ones resigned
Laura Trott secretary of transport.
She’s got a better job at Amazon.
Probably upset no one ever sexually assaulted her..
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I preferred her when she stuck to the bike riding
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Minister for children and families Will Quince resigned now.
Hehehe 😂
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‘Will Quince’ ? That’s a cunts name if ever there was one.
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Cock pincher,sleazy little hom.
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Will Quince sounds like a character from a Britten opera…
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The Empire is crumbling the two towelheads resign, ready to challenge for the leadership. We are fucked, White British is doomed.
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I feel sorry for poor old Boris, having to put up with all this crap for only 100K a year +ex’s….🤡
https://chroniclet.com/news/305453/timeline-boris-johnsons-ups-and-downs-key-events-in-his-career/
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JM@ – Prime Ministers salary currently £164000PA.
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After Tax…£
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You should never employ sexual deviants, especially in this day and age when they make no attempt to hide it. All they can think about all day is sex and spunking into something, anything as long as it’s warm and fleshy.
The elevation of bummers and trannies to superior moral beings beyond criticism just makes them think they can do what they like. This Pincher cunt has been doing this shit for years apparently but the Jellyfish just didn’t care. How ironic if arch shagger Johnson is brought down by a predatory shirt lifter who can’t keep his hands away from bloke’s bums and cocks when he’s had a few drinks.
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Boris wouldn’t remember if Picher tickled his tackle.
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He should only fill these vacancies with leavers.
Most in government are remainder types,
Keen europhiles,
Type of twat who eat croissants wearing a beret outside a cafe .
The Tories once elected forgot every promise they made.
The Red wall was a borrowed vote, he’s lost that now.
He’d get slaughtered in a General election.
Only himself to blame.
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He could easily rescue this situation. All he’s got to do is……..
(1) Order the navy to turn back the dinghy rats in mid channel or sink the fuckers.
(2) Put hundreds of the bastards on planes to Bongo Bongo Land every day.
(3) Renounce all this green bullshit and get rid of the green bullshit taxes.
(4) Halve the tax on petrol.
(5) Order the coppers to beat the living shit out of tree huggers gluing themselves to things.
Do that and he’d walk any election. But he won’t do any of that because he’s a cunt and Carrie Antoinette won’t nosh him off.
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In the midst of all this they are threatening people (mainly truckers) with prison for fuel protests on the motorways.
Given that the BLM protests included destruction of private and public property, the green protesters regularly block roads, stop trains with little or no punishment it’s very telling that Boris uses the law to the maximum to beat down those who protest the cost of living and praises those who cause chaos because a druggie criminal finally received some rough justice in another country.
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1635549/driver-warning-fuel-protests-driving-too-slowly-police-fines-prison/amp
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What a shame that truck driving isn’t a middle class occupation.
They’d get cups of tea and a police bodyguard…
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Yep, all vote winners for me 👍
Pus scrap the TV licence
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And the BBC…
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👍
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And pigs will fly
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Excellent list – I’d just add scrap the sanctions against Russia (they have had no effect on Russia but have merely doubled UK fuel prices and stoked inflation).
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Everything Midas touched turned to good but everything Boris touches turns to shit or likes shit on their nob it turns out.
Pincher is a typical Boris selection, could have chosen a man of good character (assuming such a thing exists in the parliamentary Conservative party) but instead went for the iffy choice. I suspect Boris’s instinct is to gravitate towards people with the same standards of morals and principles he possesses himself, none.
You can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but Boris has smashed victory in the face with a hammer to endure he’s spaffed a large majority up the wall.
Everything the left accuses the tory party of seems to have become Boris’s blueprint for government.
Mr Pincher is a sleazy nasty little man, how many more of him are waiting to be exposed?
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Derek Diddler?
Gary Groper?
Frank Fumbler?
Ideal names for candidates to replace Pincher…
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Our own Dick Foxchaser Fiddler ?
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It wasn’t “good” that everything Midas touched turned to, it was gold. Which was a bit of a problem when he reached for the toilet paper to wipe his arse.
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Looking at the state of the NHS, Immigration, education and so on. None of these cunts appear to be good at anything except hoovering up allowances and expenses.
No one of any party has been able to do anything of any real purpose. Took years to get out of the eu but hey ho we are still tied to the apron strings of some fucking eu court that has the “authority” to interfere with a sovereign state. Let us not forget the millions of payments we are still liable for eu pension fund, project funding like growing coconuts in Romania and other such shite.
Our country is run by woke civil servants, big business, msm and those stalwarts of the legal profession uman rights lawyers. Oh yea the uman fucking rights act which trumps everything, but not illegal’s, transbenders, crooks and rapists. Bugger almost forgot any minority pressure group that can gain some airtime.
Welcome the death of our democracy, free speech, way of life, culture, age of consent etc.
The choices are apathy or fight back. One would have to be brave very rich or mad to speak against the current narrative, the only thing the “state” seems to be good at now is closing down dissenters.
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Well said BB, but may I just correct you on one thing. It’s billions we’re still paying to the EU, not millions.
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The Carlton Club, private members knocking shop for the bum bandits and other deviants, any cunt who goes there is asking for a bit of pinching 😂
Complaints about being sexually assaulted, maybe a swift smack in the mouth would would have settled the matter,
What a load of fucking bullshit, so now we will have weeks of a media shit storm, I bet the SNP slap head is happy no one talking about his bit of fiddling 😂
Any bets on when Boris will actually go, my guess is it will be during the summer hols, replaced by ????
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End of the week and replaced by a female.
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A black lezza in a wheelchair?
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Truss and Patel can safely be ruled out, so it must be Mordaunt.
Morning Dick, BB, all. 🌞
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Oh no! Not another one 😂
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Nadine Dorries… 🤣
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Are we sure that Rishi and ‘Saj’ have resigned because the Government have not held up to the highest possible standards?
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Jeremy Cunt is still touting himself like some desperate worn out old whore. He would do Starmer’s work for him and cuddle up to the EU. There is something very devious looking abount Hunt – like a slightly taller Kenneth Williams. The whole cabinet as well as the PM needs to be changed because now all the cabinet are tainted. Are there enough Brexiteers to fill the cabinet roles, I wonder, or do they all want a “customs union and trade agreemenr” which would mean we we are back in the EU clutches, I bet old duckie Dominic Grieve is pissing his rubber knickers this morning.
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Forget Hunt, Mr Boggs, he’s a complete non starter.
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Sadly, I fear he will be next party leader… If so, can safely assume tories have a death wish.
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I do not think even the teflon twat can survive this – it is not so much a question of what Pincher did, it is the fact jellyfish (and others) KNEW Pincher was a degenerate with some very dodgy baggage and promptly ignored all the advice and promoted him anyway – tubby Johnson is dead in the water after the no confidence vote and half of the tea continent resigning (no loss – Sunak and Zahawi are both cunts) but fatty will need digging out with a JCB, Emperor Sneero will not go until it is advantageous for him to do so and he has no other option, then on to the next undeserved and well paid position he will fuck up before yet again being sacked in disgrace.
Fat cunt and beaver will never leave 10 Downing Street voluntarily, and I imagine team Boris are having some “interesting conversations” with Brady and the rest of the 1922 Committee to negotiate the entry of cunt and loonbeaver into the HOL – with a few lucrative little side jobs of course because Boris the bankrupt is as chaotic and dishonest about paying his debts as he is about everything else – the “Man” could not tell the truth if his fucking life depended on it and I do not fall for this “amiable imbecile” routine – Johnson is an evil, calculating, backstabbing, morally bankrupt, degenerate, arrogant, narcissistic piece of shit and is being exposed as this more and more every day – but he just doesn’t give a fuck as long as long as the boy who has never heard the word no gets his own way – he is like a fatter version of Blair who shops for clothes in skips and landfill – smarten up you fat fucking tramp!
Stand by for Rishi Sunak, PM.
Anyone who votes for any current “politician” at the next GE needs their fucking head examining.
Want to do something about this shitfest?
STAND AS AN INDEPENDENT!
Our future is in OUR hands, and we will never get another opportunity like this to once, finally and for all clear out the nest of fucking rats that is party politics.
We unite, stand, get rid and replace with something a lot better and a lot more accountable (“Lessons have been learned – the cunt has been sacked and is in police custody – the lesson here is keep your dirty hands off other people and your thieving fucking hands off public money – any of you pricks at the BBC not getting this yet?”) and we only have two years to get things in motion.
I appreciate my rigid stance may not sit well with all, but at this point I could not give a fuck which “delicate little flowers” I allegedly “offend” – this is a fight to the end and I refuse to stand meekly by as everything we ever worked and fought for is deliberately destroyed.
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Vern…. I can’t imagine why any “delicate little flowers” would be offended by your pronouncements ….personally I’m just looking forward to hearing you expand on your ideas when you appear on that podcast…any word for your eagerly anticipating audience just when it will be?
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DF-F@ – Afternoon Sir Fiddler, I have already been a radio guest on UNN and David Clews is trying to arrange something podcast wise later this month.
It is telling that neither Laurence Fox or Nigel Farage have bothered to respond to my emails.
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Well make sure that you give us some notice of when the podcast is,Vern….I wouldn’t want to miss it.
What were you emailing Fox and Farage about?
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Foxy,
I don’t listen to radio or fuckin podcasts.
If your serious about getting your message across you need to get on telly.
Why not try GBnews?
Or go along to a televised debate.
Have you gotten funding to run as a independent?
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Every leader in the western world who came through the COVID period is in the same position:
Donald Trump lost the election.
Sleepy Joe has the lowest poll ratings of any president at this stage, is looking at a mid-term wipeout and is extremely unlikely to be the 2024 Democrat candidate.
Emmanuel Macron is a month or so into his second term and already a lane duck. He’s the first president who’s been unable to control his parliament since the 80s.
Scott Morrison lost the election.
Angela Merkel jumped before she was pushed.
Olaf Scholz is sinking in the polls after only a few months.
Justin Trudeau is very unpopular and leading a minority government.
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A lot of people are being very unfair to Boris. Is it his fault that a deputy chief whip turns out to be a homosexual pest? Hardly. How can he possibly be expected to predict and control the sexual proclivities of hundreds of MPs? And if he happens to forget something he’s been told, why should he be accused of misleading the house? He’s not a computor, he’s a human being. Who amongst us has a perfect memory? He’s got lots more important things to think about besides who’s groped whose backside. And let’s not forget the pressure that these hard-working MPs are under, pressure that lesser mortals wouldn’t understand. It’s no wonder they’re driven to touch someone in a bar and make suggestive remarks. Their need for human companionship is evident and understandable.
Boris is doing an excellent job under very trying circumstances and is not receiving adequate support from ungrateful colleagues who owe their jobs to him. It is essential that we rally around him in his hour of need so that he may remain in place to lead the Conservative party in the next election.
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I think that.
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You don’t get English irony, do you Miles.
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Jellyfish is toast
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Does anyone think Sky’s Beth Rigby looks like Miss Jones from Rigsby.l?
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I don’t know why any cunt is surprised.
The Eton Tory mob have to be ‘initiated’ as first years and be an older boy’s ‘f a g’.
Boris’s hair has always been a shocking white colour because of all the spunk up his ‘arris. This Fincher cunt has probably had more cocks than dinners.
Get to fuck.
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