The British Rail System

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The British fucking rail system deserves a great big fat fucking cunting.

Coming back from a job interview in Doncaster (I got it by the way – not sure whether to take it but that’s another story) and the CrossCountry to Temple Meads was – surprise surprise – fucking delayed, and to add insult to injury had no catering for most of the journey.

Get into Temple Meads, and – yes, you guessed it – my connection back into Wiltshire was also fucking DELAYED.

Long story short, I’ve just been sat at Temple Meads for half a fucking hour, tired and hungry, with only one staff member in sight – and she turned out to be a fucking Karen.

And to think, these incompetent morons on their fat fucking salaries are going on strike next week. Deary, deary me.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

95 thoughts on “The British Rail System”

  1. For the prices they charge, I’d expect an empty gold plated carriage, filled with paintings by the masters, with Nicole Kidman thrown in to give me cunt on tap and make me a slap up grill after I’ve spaffed on her fizog.

    The piss taking shithouses.

  2. As Mike said in The Young Ones, ‘You got us thrown off the train, Rick, For saying ASLEF is an anagram of total and complete bastard’.

    He wasn’t wrong either…

  3. The British railway system has always been a complete and utter fuck up. Train drivers are born cunts and grew up from having a model railway as a kid. Most of the staff are also shit cunts. Last time I used train in the UK, I was at the ticket counter and a lady was asking for help with her ticket. The fuck faced fat cunt looked at the ticket, looked at her and said “oh, you bought this online did you? Well, you better get back home and ask your computer to help you. NEXT!” Personally I am all in favour of getting a human to help as it keeps them employed, but that fucking useless fat bastard can fucking rot in his own sweat. Out here we have the MRT that runs every 5 mins. Miss one, and you just wait a few mins. At peak periods as one pulls out, the next train is right behind it. All owned by the Govt and it costs £2 for an hour long journey.

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