Stuart Yates, who blocked a drive-through McDonalds for two hours because he was angry at having to wait for his sausage and egg mcmuffin.
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The stupid selfish twat could have gone to a nearby car park and walked back, the exercise would have done him good. A cunt for what he did, and a cunt for eating that shite anyway.
Nominated by: mystic maven
“You are what you eat” as the saying goes, and he is certainly a sack of shit.
What a prize cunt.
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Not sure I understand this?
He had to wait 15minutes,
Not unreasonable.
But blocked the drive through for 2hrs?
Had his food still not arrived?
Why didn’t the cunts get his fuckin burger to him and say sorry for the wait ,
This one’s on us,
Free as a gesture of goodwill,
Get the queue moving.
This sounds more like bad management?
A difficult customer and the cunts in McDonald’s have let their other customers suffer trying to deal with him.
Stuart should go back with a shotgun and teach the feckless cunts the meaning of fast food and the ramifications of poor customer service in my opinion.
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Only possible reason to visit Mcdonalds in the morning is didn’t have time to eat before going to work. This cunt however was clearly just having a snack while waiting for KFC to open. Pity there wasn’t a hungry road crew in the van behind him. I’m off to glue myself to the post office now in protest at the lazy fuckers not opening until 9.
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Dindu muffins, innit?
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Never understood the concept of driving through a fast shit outlet. Or, indeed, going to a fast shit outlet. The people he inconvenienced were like minded lazy cunts.
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Fat,scummy piece of shite….if I’d been the Manager,I’d have gone out and set about the Cunt with a lump-hammer and bottle of drain-cleaner…he’d have been a bit more minded to act politely the next time he came to order after a good tenderising and scouring.
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Fat gutted entitled bastard. Let’s hope he didn’t use their lavatory – he would have probably blocked that for far more than 2 hours with all the shat spewing out of that heavy duty Thornberryesque arsehole.
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The victim in all this is me because now I fancy a sausage and egg mcmuffin.
They’re tasty little fuckers it’s got to be said.
Not waiting 15minutes though.
Fuck that.
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I can never actually bring myself to use McDonald’s-speak when I go there. I do like an egg Mcmuffin but I wont say the portmanteau, no, I just point to it on the fisplay above–”that’.
Same with Mcnuggets.
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I cannot say ‘Big Mac’. I just point and say ‘that’.
I refuse to use their terminology.
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Chase the fat cunt with an electric prod, until he’s able to fit in his fucking car properly to go through the drive in, what a fucking mess on this vile creature!!!
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The only thing that fat lardy arsed cunt could block is his toilet after one of his massive shites.
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Yet another cunt awaiting the inevitable and unavoidable judgement of natural selection. Extinction awaits.
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Just think, he has the same sized heart as most people but he’s carting it around in that massive blubbery carcass and fuelking the whole thing with saturated animal fats and sugar.
Like putting a Mini engine in a three ton Rolls Royce and then running it on 2* pertrol it’s bound to end with one dead fat cunt.
When they cremate his fat ass, I hope they stick a McDonlads breakfast burger muffin egg roll up his fat dead anus.
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Wonder if he was given “ special “ sauce on his meal. Fat selfish fuctard.
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It defies logic, he can’t wait a few minutes for his order, but can spare two hours to sit and be a mardarse.
Were the staff supposed to have had some kind of supernatural knowledge, that he was going to turn up, so they could have prepared his order ahead of his arrival?
Another entitled cunt.
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Oh the state of this nation.
Once upon a time another hungry gourmet would have soon learned this cunt about drive through etiquette.
By smashing his fat mug in.
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Looks like Dianne Abbott and Jeremy Corbyns lovechild, the fat cunt
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Blubber-gutted, lazy, self-entitled, tattooed cunt. Can’t even make some food for himself, and can’t master the delicate art of holding a knife and fork. The absolute epitomy of why this once great country is going down the shitter.
Happy Jubilee everyone. Rule Britannia.
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…..and ‘epitomy’ is the epitome of bad spelling. Bugger.
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Cunt.
Got home and ordered two Big Macs via Uber.
Cunt.
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Typical McDonalds customer…uneducated, fat as a pig and horrible.
He can take his fast food junk and shove it up his lardy heart attack arse and fuck off while he’s doing it.
As for feeling sorry for the other “customers”…..I’ll reserve my opinion on them.
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Trouble causing bully.
He went there with the sole intention of having this scenario- in revenge for being made to wait for, gasp, 15 whole minutes, the previous week.
Shudder!
Chippy, fat cunt, why not go down your local transport cafe and try and block the “clientele” in?
No?
Of course you fucking won’t.
I imagine his “son & friend” will end up with a magnificent physique, just like “ The Incredible Sulk”, here.
CUNT👎
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Slow service is the problem here.
I feel for Stuart, I really do.
I was in Gregg’s once and had to wait 2 fuckin minutes for a pasty!!
I shouted to the gormless cunt serving me
“What the fuck are you playing at back there?!”
Gave me some bullshit about having MS!
Pisstaker
If he’s got some disease then he shouldn’t be around food.
I was that angry that it spoilt my meal,
I went back and hurled a brick through the window.
And that’s why I have to wear this tag on my ankle .
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MCDonalds AND Greggs pies…you must be fucking made of money to afford such luxury MNC, I envy you.
Makes my Morrisons “wheat bisks” look rather sad.
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😁
To be honest Spanky I’d not eat from Gregg’s if it was free .
And McDonald’s is a very rare ‘treat’ if working away.
This morning my breakfast consisted of like you wheatbix (Aldi) and a coffee.
Gregg’s is the worst bakery I’ve ever been in,
Truly awful in my opinion.
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You’re only allowed in most of the Greggs I’ve seen if you are gargantuan gut-bucket, are of school age or pushing a pram with three “enriching” brown faces looking out of it while blathering rubbish on a mobile phone and wiping the malibu stains from your velour tracksuit.
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For me it’s the undercooked pastry, yet lava hot fillings.
It’s baked goods at its worst.
I’m not being snobby
I’m not Mary Berry
But at least try and offer up something of quality.
Theres loads of small independent bakeries in the UK that offer up great bread,
Cakes, pies, sandwiches etc
I’d rather be accused of sex crimes than be seen in Gregg’s .
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Mnc@ Morning Mnc – you had to spend twice the time I spend making love to wait for a spsty?
I shall arrange to have the CEO of Greggs machine gunned forthwith!
Fatty in the nom would have had his teeth knocked out in 5 minutes in Leeds, but not by me – I don’t eat that dogshit and remember well who they used to sponsor and finance in Ireland.
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Spsty? Fkin mobile phone & big hands! 😡
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Fat twat, the only thing I order from McDonalds is black coffee. The rest of the menu can fuck off. Bloody awful shite.
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Agreed. Their coffee is actually bloody good stuff, unlike the disgusting shit they sell masquerading as “food”.
As for this fat cunt, I’m sure Unkle Terry would know what to do with him….
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Garbage food for garbage humans. If someone fed this muck to a stray dog I’d report them to the RSPCA. Soap and bean bag factory for this fat cunt.
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I’m amazed this non story made it into print, seeing as it’s a white British male. He could also be hideously heterosexual. Imagine the uproar if it was Mrs Mtebe who’d been left stranded whilst waiting for a KFC family bucket, her tribe of mini architects crying with hunger. Lewis Hamilcunt would be all over it, claiming he’s experienced the same treatment at the Cote Brasserie in Monaco. That said, this cunt needs to grow up and change his diet by the looks of it. A wait at Maccy Ds pales into insignificance compared to the kind of wait at A&E with chest pains.
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McDonalds, KFC, kebabs, pizza, subway, noodles and every filthy fried chicken shit-hole. The endless availability of this vile foreign muck. It is a sad reflection of the vulgar, shallow, sick and unhealthy age we now live in.
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Pre 1981 before McDonald’s got a toehold in the UK
You didn’t see many fat people, less so children.
The people of this country were all wiry, slim,
You don’t see many people with that 70s body type now?
Look at old photos,
I’ve one of me an my cousin’s in Stoke on Trent with our shirts off circa 77
We look like Japanese POWs!
All fuckin ribs.
To be fair Didn’t see many people with muscles either,
Lots of young lads nowadays like budding Charles Atlases.
But it’s gym muscle
Not working muscle.
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Ain’t that the truth. I had a torso like one of the boat people’s children in the 70s. You could have grated cheddar on my ribcage.
Nowadays with middle age, I have a little more padding, which I am doing my best to work off. McDonalds is emergency scoff only as far as I am concerned – bloody expensive. The cafe around the corner from my office is run by two ladies – they do a great doorstop bacon sarnie with fried eggs. Best as a treat only, otherwise I would start to resemble ol’ space hopper belly in the photo above.
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Tubby or not tubby – that is the question.
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To grunt and sweat under a weary life….
(but not much longer for this fat clogger)
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Tubby or not tubby – fat is the question.
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My girlfriends kids can get this dog shit in a bag delivered to their door,stone cold by then,of course, I usually up and leave at this point and go home,sometimes via the Wimpy.Never take away though,always eat in,try getting a banana long boat home without it going all over the place.
I haven’t been in a McDonalds for about 25 years,since they stopped doing root beer.
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Tastes like Germolene does it?
Root beer.
I quite like it.
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That’s the stuff.loved it.
Went to the states as a kid on holiday,excited to be going to the home of root beer,turned out their’s is shite !.
Don’t see Germolene anymore. used for everything back when I was a kid.
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You can still buy Germolene but it’s not the smelly pink stuff, that I used to lick off any scratch my mum put it on, but white and odourless like Savlon. Not the same at all.
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He should be in the jubilee honours list for blocking access to that place. Fucking shite..
Somebody a while back went around lots of McDonald’s ordered and then told the manager to compare his burger with the one on the menu. Never got anywhere close.
That Ronald looks fucking dodgy too!
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Just like in the film Falling Down (1997) ‘The Fast Food Scene.’ When Michael Douglas goes into a fast food outlet. “I wan’t breakfast!” & “The customer is always right.” Not a Mc.D’s on that occasion, but it could easily have been.
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McDonald’s and Stuart deserve each other, they serve shit to shite, it should have been a double cunting The Big Mac v The Big Sack 😂
I would have to be fucking starving (really starving) to go into a McDonalds and even then I would probably throw up 🤮
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Odd you should say that. McDonald’s is pumped full of anti-emetics to prevent you from throwing it back up.
It contains so much salt, sugar and fat that your body would naturally reject it.
On the rare occasion that I do darken their door, it is usually after a night on the sherbet and I feel like I’m going to honk my ring.
A kill or cure solution if you will.
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😂 😂😂
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“Supersize me” was an interesting documentary.
Luckily I get all the sustenance I need by drinking the blood of my vanquished enemies! 😀👍
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They should sue him for loss of earnings the dumb prick will then think twice about these shannigans. They give him a refund what more does the fat cunt want.
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A mcflurry?
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Ooh, I wouldn’t go there, Mis.
The McFlurry machines are never working. Ever.
Stuart would be sat in his car, blocking the drive through and throwing a full tammy huff until he finally passed away from malnutrition three weeks later.
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Should have served his mcmuffin with some special gayer mayo. CUNT.
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