ISAC Jubilee Special: A Concert and a Stabbing

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I’ve no doubt ISAC may have to give this it’s own section.

So I sat through this misguided but well intended shit show.

Good mix of legends and effnic “who the fuck are they’s”

Half of Queen (the rock band – Day Admin) we okay.

Rod for some reason even though he has a massive back catalogue sang a Neil Diamond song.

Duran Duran, looking like the male equivalent “mutton dressed as lamb” and added some black woman who was shite.

It did liven up when Sam (I came second) and George (nice clean cut boy for now) came on.

Alicia Keys sang about New York.

The worst rendition of What a wonderful world I have ever heard by Celeste

Diversity (with lack of white members) decided that shite dancing wasn’t enough.

Craig (who) David, did something.

Elton didn’t even turn up.

Diana Ross who I’m sure had a giant baby walker under her dress wobbled her way through a few hits

That nasty condition Bocelli singing that Paul Potts song.

Greta Attenborough banging on about the planet…hmmm wonder where the diesel gennys were running this lot were hidden.

And Charlie boy doing the Mummy joke…..again.

I did take note that with the exception of the talent of Nile Rogers There didn’t appear to be one black person in the orchestra or the crowd watching !!

All in all it was full of cunts, made by cunts for cunts.

Nominated by: Halloween Cunthook

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Not so much a cunting but more of an observation of what is so wrong in what was once a great city.

All over the country including London there were parties, concerts and other events to celebrate the 70 years of Elizabeth II, it may not have been to everyone’s liking but whatever your opinion it is an historic milestone.

The idea of ‘people coming together’ yes right, was supposed to produce a feeling of community and common ground but to get to the thrust of this little story…..

At a Platinum Jubilee Party in East London, true to their gangsta style culture and soot was stabbed to death just to show that no matter what ‘culture’ will always be front and centre.

Diversity is Our Strength.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-61696541

85 thoughts on “ISAC Jubilee Special: A Concert and a Stabbing”

  2. Have avoided all this shite.
    The rapper obviously a musical giant who will never reach his potential. I dont expect we will hear too much about the manner of his demise though. I wonder why? Innit.

  3. Hippo looks like he has mugged Fat Reg for his shirt and glasses as well as borrowing Whoopie Goldberg’s hair.

    “I’m Still Stabbing”.

    • I’ve come to the conclusion LL, that all these washed up has beens, token knee grows and alleged “singers”, are purely there to impress the “Europhiles” and leftists, but I must say I didn’t see any 21st century versions of the swastika being flown, so there’s an upside to this shitshow!!!

      • At least they manged to keep Prince Edward quite this time and he didn’t revive ‘It’s A Royal Knockout’, Cap.

        Or ‘Knock One Out’ if Andrew didn’t conveniently get Covid.

  5. That playlist sounds like torture, Halloween, thank fuck I ignored the whole thing.
    They should have broadcast the Platinum Stabilee Party from Redbridge. It sounds a lot more entertaining.

  7. Pleased to say, ” I didn’t watch/ listen ” to a second of it….God save the queen MY ARSE….!

    • Nor me, I have no feelings either way re royalty but just wasn’t interested.

      • Moggie@ – I don’t mind royalty – I just resent paying for the lifestyle of billionaires.

  8. The whole fucking thing was a waste of money and while there are people on the streets and petrol is £10 a gallon the people who organised this vomit inducing load of arse licking should be tortured and then shot…but gut shot so they die slowly.

    And as for the so called “national treasures” on those buses…they must have been in the cubic zerconia department of national treasure ffs…that football cunt who hates the UK and that publicity hungry old tart with the poorly husband…belergghhhhh

    Oh and all those royal parasites and money scrounging degenerates can eat my shit.

  9. You should have been at the Steaming Pussycat Club in London’s Soho last night, where the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group held their special Jubilee festivities. There was Diane Abbott and her performing dogs (and a bucket of water). AnalEase Dodds performed in black face as a gesture of solidarity to the sisterhood (she just delayed her annual wash by one day)

    There were thrills and spills in the wrestling ring, where Jess Phillips was bending pokers and ripping up phone books, prior to stripping to the wait and sporting a leather jock strap, for the wrestling contest, as Dawn Butler, similarily attired won by a pinfall and a cross-buttocks. Phillips has demanded a rematch.

    David Lammy gave a selection of a few of his old Al Jolson favourites, accompanied by The Bernie Grant Memorial Banjo Choir, after which David bought tears to the eyes in a soulful rendition of Ole Man River.

    Next up Zara Sultana let us see her belly dance (many people didn’t want to)

    Jewish comedian Ed Miliband went through his Issy Bonn act, and the one English Rose, Angela Rayner gave us We’ll Gather Lilacs, before launching into her striptease act, which involved taking everything off, the punters reduced to sticking their £5 or £10 tips up her arsehole. She always welcomes deposits up there.

    The whole evening, in aid of the Destitute Lesbians of Saudi Arabia Fund and Ms. Ratbag Ratcliffe, was a rip-roaring success – and it was only £10 to get in. It still hasn’t been decided how much to charge to let them get out again. We hope they soon agree, as Kweer is getting his nervous flatuence again, and it is not known how many hours of oxygen are left

    • Angela Rayner, English Rose hehe, she wouldn’t even qualify as the manure to grow an English Rose (although that could be her most useful contribution yet).

      Oh I hope she and the Kweer get stitched up by Durham police 😂

  10. When are Brian May and Roger Taylor going to stop wrecking Queen and Freddy Mercury’s legacy? And don’t get me started on about that fat bumder Adam Lambert.

    • Agreed, Lord. John Deacon must wince every time he sees those two flogging the Queen ‘brand’ to death.

      • He did the right thing and retired soon after Freddy Mercury’s death.

  11. One less to cause the inevitable mither then.

    Plenty of witnesses come forward?

    No?

    What a Jubilee mystery that is.

  12. “Elton didn’t even turn up.”

    Perhaps he got the memo that he wasn’t the old queen being celebrated.

    • Probably flounced off when he heard Diana Ross, the real Queen of popular music, was topping the bill.

  13. I went to look at a job,which I got, then off to the pub with me old mucker,Bob.
    Bob got me the job, we drank ale and after that it was goodnight Vienna.
    Fuck the parasites,fuck the mouth breathing flag wavers and one less (c)rapper which is the only thing worth celebrating.

  14. Not watched.I prefer to see grass grow.Pile of shite.All together my arse.Come on Liz the Grim Reaper is calling you.Shuffle off dear.

  15. The main talent in Duran Duran – guitarist, Andy Taylor – fucked off years ago.

    Rod should have got Woody and Kenney up for mini Faces reunion (Ronnie Lane and Ian McLagan RIP).

    Alicia Keys is shite. That New York dirge, Where she rhymes Brooklyn Bridge with fridge. Talentless cunt.

    Queen without Mercury is like Python’s fourth series without John Cleese.

    Diana Ross did some belters in the old days. But I haven’t taken her seriously since her penalty miss at the 1994 World Cup (she still takes them better than Rashford though).

    Celeste? Who dat? As our dark friends would say…

    Greta Thunberg de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm just had to turn up and gob off, didn’t she? The horrible little cunt.

    And where was Sir Clifford of Richard?

    • Allegedly he was helping Op YewTree officers with their inquiries, and after that had to mop out his colostomy bag!

      • Nice one Foghorn😁.
        I thought Clifford would have his nose right up the royal jacksie on this one. So I was surprised when he wasn’t doddering round the stage.

    • Cliff was on one of those hideous buses full of “national treasures” like Anthea Turner(!), that football crisp guy, some TV presenters and whole load of cunts I’ve never heard of yesterday and have no wish to hear about today.

      Oh, and that woman whos husband is poorly but she doesn’t like to talk about it….only endlessly and in the full glare of the media etc

  16. I knew it woudl be a woke-fest so never bothered. I used to be a royalist, but I’m done with them now. Lecturing us about climate change and such bollox – they’re not paying almost £10 a gallon are they?

    And why so many n1g n0gs? And weren’t the laughingly titled Diversity the most complained about thing on TV last year due to their St Floyd skit? I didn’t see a lot of soots celebrating wound here.

    • I want to place my knee on Ashley Banjo string’s neck.See him suffer.Arrogant twat.

  17. At least we were spared Ed Sheercunt. What happened to the little ginger turd? I thought the carrot encrusted cunt was topping the bill. bet he spat his dodie out over something. He often does….

    • I’m afraid Sheercunt was on at about 8 o’clock I’m sad to say, singing a load of shite

      • Henry VIII would have had Sheercunt’s head off simply because of the way he looks (an ugly cunt). And if Big H heard Sheercunt ‘sing’, he’d have the ginger gremlIn’s knackers off and all…

  18. Well… it kept the wife out of my hair for a few hours. 😊

    As did much of the preceding days bullshit. Every cloud, etc.

  19. Also, that tabloid myth that Duran Duran were Lady Knickers Dine Spencer’s favourite group was total bollocks. Her favourite band was actually Supertramp. So, she wasn’t totally stupid then…🤔

    • Certainly shows a degree of self-awareness I wouldn’t have given her credit for.

  20. The strange thing about that Hippo bloke getting slotted was the amount of cunts facetiming the stabbing and continuing to facetime the paramedics trying to newly perforated cunts life.

    Nobody saw nuffin though when the police started asking questions.

  21. And at least there wasn’t a Macca and Ringo ‘Twotles’ ‘reunion’.

    McCuntney has now resorted to ‘singing live’ with the long dead John Lennon on a video screen at concerts. Then there’ll be the usual ‘And I said to John, and John said to me…’🤢

  22. I have to say, when Her Majesty’s passed to the next place, and I don’t mean Windsor Castle, I do hope they change that fucking dreary funeral dirge of a national anthem! Even Nth Korea has a more upbeat tune that’s us!

      • “Rock Bottom”, sounds a good choice.

        or how about an AC/DC remix “A Whole lotta Lizzie”

      • If Charles takes over we could have UFO’s ‘I’m A Loser’ and for anybody else at all, ‘Looking Out For Number 1’.

      • And given the energy crisis, rising fuel bills and the chance of power cuts this winter, I think UFO’s “Lights Out” would seem apposite.

      • It’d be lovely to see Lights Out In London, but nowhere else. I reckon the population would halve after 12 hours of total darkness.

    • I think my preference after Liz would be, again UFO…’Pack it up and go’.

      • Or how about Ian Dury’s ditty “Arseholes, Bastards, Fucking Cunts and Pricks!” ?

        Seems to tick all the appropriate boxes.

      • …….pack it up any go to ‘The back of beyond’ (Melrose, Tangerine Dream).

  23. Hopefully we might get a national holiday (or in officialdom speak a “day of mourning”) when old Queenie kicks the Royal Bucket.

    We might even get an additional day off when she’s buried.

    Just hope these happen on a Friday or Monday. I could do with an extended weekend.

    • When the queen does go, can you imagine the Christmas Message by King Charles!!!

      No doubt he’ll be banging about the environment, the planet and “monstrous carbuncles” But that’s enough about Boris and his missus.

      Hopefully Charles will sling his hook and abdicate, and let William take the helm. He’s a bit of a cunt, but a bloody angel compared to Harry, Eddie and Andy.

      But then again don’t be surprised if pressure is brought to bear to make the right of ascension more diverse and non-linear.

      Thus we can expect an Alphabet, Person of Colour identifying as a parrot as our next King/Queen/Whatever pronoun suits.

    • Long weekend? You amateur. Do what the public sector do and take 6 months off with COVID.

  24. Off topic I’m afraid, but one of those talking heads on the BBC has just treated us to a short spiel about the low productivity of British workers. You couldn’t make it up. Wonder if the word irony is in her vocabulary?

    • Hopefully she was referring to the public sector rather than the private. The latter of which propped up the country during Covid while most of the PS lounged about at home pretending to work. And yet the private sector pays a shedload of tax to keep these cunts topped up with salaries and pensions.

    • Plenty of office ‘workers’ spend their days doing fuck all apart from playing Candy Crush on their phones. That doesn’t include fat dossers pushing paper for the NHS or Education sector. As for the Civil service and BBC and luvvies in general. Lazy, freeloading cunts.

      Nation of dossers taking 4 days off to celebrate a dosser they hate.

  25. Luckily I’m self-employed so avoided all of this crap, apart from a recap with Gloria Hunniford (I didn’t get the ‘orn).
    The Diamond one was bad enough, with Grace Jones singing ‘Slave to the Rhythm’.
    Sounds like the same wrong’uns behind that organised Thursday’s bash as well.

    As for he rapper being stabbed.. ‘Please sir, can I have some more’.

  26. Hmm, of the seconds I was forced to watch I was under the impression that the “Jubilee Special” came straight from Mogadishu.
    I used to just figure “it’s the Royals” but the Queen could have taken a stand against the wokeflakes, sexual degenerates and white hating rich whiteys who are destroying my Country and she has not – traitor cunt.
    One less “architect” though and as I walked around my home town today it looked like downtown Somalia, and further proof that they are dumping the dinghy shit in sink towns well away from the rich white champagne socialists (“of course I love ethnic minorities darling – just not in Mummy and Daddys street”) – some “new to the Country” tinted gal was “serving” in a shop (A deafening and elongated exchange in baboonese to another dusky gal whilst comprehensively ignoring the customers) – this sub IQ fucker could barely manage a word of English – words were had with the manager who rolled her eyes and said they “had to take on a certain number but they never last more than a few days”. Well, for the sake of your retail outlet I fucking hope so.
    And I didn’t notice talentless piss stinking race baiter Jon Snow popping up and complaining about “the number of white faces”..

  27. I’m a Royalist but fucking me what a diverse pile of shit. Half were black from the USA and I bet most of the fuckers wanted to stay in the EU who were British and eventually disband the monarchy because they think they are better than ma’am who has served this nation through thick and thin. Complete wank turnt it off and went round the missus to bang her senseless to get my anger out.

  29. Modded? I dunno – I blame big Phil!
    Off now before Admin tell me off! 🏃‍♂️

  30. Let’s not forget before the stabbed rapper another architect went apeshit, got tazered by the coppers, jumped in the Thames and fucking drowned.
    Great news all round.

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