Liverpool FC and Bitter Jürgen the German
Last night (28 May, 2022) saw Real Madrid defeat Liverpool 1-0 in the Champions League Final.
I waited for Klopp’s bitter interview in his passive, aggressive fashion and he didn’t disappoint. Digs at Real’s ‘long balls’, their ‘defensive tactics’ and two ‘poor decisions’.
In other words, they parked the bus, we’re better than them and the ref was shite. Well, if he means the goal Real scored and got (wrongly in my opinion) disallowed, then I agree. I doubt he meant that though.
It’s his grinning, smiling ‘Nice Guy ‘ attitude while being a bitter cunt that fucks me off. At least Ferguson and Wenger would be bitter with bitter faces and angry voices, not this fake smiley shit while spouting vitriol. And what is it with Liverpool FC and ridiculous, brilliantine white nashers?
Anyway, I also saw the scousers still haven’t learned and still turn up to big games with fake or no tickets. The cheeky fucking cunts are now ‘demanding’ an investigation into why there was a delayed kick off and some fans (getting lary with the rozzers) got teargassed.
Well, it’s because loads of your ‘best fans in the world lah’ fans turned up with snide tickets and caused delays at turnstiles. They then kicked off it seems, as did others pushing to get in (hmmm…never their fault remember?) and got gassed.
This shit always happens around their fans it seems.
It’s obviously racism against scousers, innit lah? I blame dat dere Maggy Thatcher.
Liverpool FC were also the club who instigated the take the knee shite in the Premier League.
Boo boo for Hillsborough but don’t mention Heysel lah.
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61619831
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
(Note. This will be the last Liverpool FC-related nom for awhile, unless something really catastrophic happens! – Day Admin)
“This will be the last Liverpool FC-related nom for awhile, unless something really catastrophic happens! – Day Admin”
Not fair, taking the piss out of the scummiest football club and the scummiest fans in the world should be a daily event.
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“You’ll never walk alone”.
“If you’re off to Court, but always if you are off to work”..
Not all Liverpool supporters are cunts, but far too many are – they have a reputation for their intimidation tactics, fake tickets, rushing mob handed into grounds to get in free etc and the French authorities were well prepared for them this time.
Well beaten on the night by a better side and a better manager, and if Klopp had any dignity or class he would have just thanked his players for their efforts and walked away from the interviewer.
But he ain’t, and he didn’t.
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Did anyone notice the crime rate in Liverpool went down that night?
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That man in the photo looks as if he should have a Swaztika tattooed on his forehead.
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Or a high speed brick applied to it.
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I’ve also seen footage of the scourge of France,North Afrikunts,charging the stadium barriers.
All good,football at that level is full of puffs.
Fuck em.
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Madrid came with a game plan and it worked perfectly. Yes the keeper had a storming game but that’s what they pay the big bucks for. I couldn’t see what the Madrid goal was disallowed for either.
The truth is Adolf Klopp was outcoached by Ancelloti. The wop cunt has won 5 Champions Leagues for a reason.
Fuck off Klopp, bad loser.
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He’s a great manager but unfortunately he feels obliged to open his cake-hole on matters where he shoult shut up.
Booing the National Anthem? STFU.
Covid Vacvines: STFU.
Politics? STFU
God and religion? STFU
Brexit? STFU.
You’re a multi-millionaire with bleached grinders who is involved with football. Don’t feel tempted to talk about anything else, especially Brexit, you fucking hun.
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Always the victims, it’s never their fault. They’ll be banging this drum for years. Murdering, thieving, hypocritical cunts. Years and years of Hillsborough trials and compo claims. I understand innocent people were killed… but by their own, not a West Yorkshire Chief Constable, who had his life ruined by the baying red side of Liverpool. Well you cheapskate scouse bastards you just so nearly repeated history. Doesn’t it make you proud ? Absolute scum.
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The Scousers are a bunch of cunts, always playing the victim card. Every wanker knows you don’t fuck around with foreign coppers especially the Frenchies. They’re not soft as shit knee takers like our lot, dancing with poofs and skateboarding with tree huggers. They’ll crack you one soon as look at you. How come everyone at the Madrid end was in the ground well before kick off no problems? Because they are not thieving liberty taking cunts that’s why.
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Coudnt give a fuck. These teams are just franchises. Thet dont represent the city or even the fucking country they are in. No values, no morality just shite.
Klopp – is that a Scouse name? Bunch of cunts supported by a bunch of cunts.
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Oh, and by the way. An Irish team played a French team at the same time, just about. Good humour, plenty of drink, no aggro. Rugby.
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Shergar’s bitterness towards the fact that Tottenham visited Anfield recently and basically done a number on his “quadruple chasers” was a joy to behold.
If it wasn’t for an incredibly fortunate deflected equaliser they’d have gone on and lost the match instead of scraping the draw yet Klopp was full of contempt and back handed remarks because the opponents didn’t lay down in front of the Scouse cunts.
Interestingly enough, that draw with Tottenham ended up costing Liverpool the title. Shame eh.
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I’ve already explained my loathing and hatred of Scouserpool FC in the recent Independence for Scouserpool nom (https://is-a-cunt.com/2022/05/liverpool-2/comment-page-2/#comment-656587).
I’ll only add this. Given their despicable history you’d think they’d be more self aware and demure so as to not antagonise those who justifiably feel wronged and impacted by this club’s disgusting antics. But they just don’t get it. If they actually set out to attract more scorn, hatred and loathing it would look exactly the same as it does today and in years gone by.
All premier league clubs have sold their souls and we’ll never return to the days of class, respect, professionalism, sportsmanship, fair play and a genuine appreciation of the game and those who follow and support it. It’s over. But that doesn’t excuse clubs, their players and their manager behaving like absolute cunts every chance they get. Top of the league in that category: Scouserpool.
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I’d like to add that his comments regarding covid vaccines were absolutely pathetic.
Especially considering how many footballers have suffered heart problems or even keeled over and died since the vaccine rollout.
An ex Carlisle United player aged 39 who died for some unknown reason the other day being the latest.
Coincidence? Maybe.
However, Jurgen Klopp – you are a cunt.
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Pity the clot shot didn’t kill klop, then again he probably didn’t have it.
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I’ve got a feeling the Jocks are going to have some problems with the referee tonight. ( v Ukraine) FIFA must be desperate to have the Ukies at the World Cup for a nice bit of virtue signalling.
Eurovision Song Contest all over again.
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I agree Freddie.
The Scots are going to have to put Ukraine out of sight score-wise and early on too. If it’s a close fought game, 0-0 going into the last 10 minutes, they’ll be surprise penalties awarded in the Scottish area. You can see it coming. This will not be a fair game. The only question is, how blatant with the bias be?
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I wonder what the odds are on a Jock getting a red card in the first half?
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Afternoon fellas.
Interesting comments.
Saying as pretty much all these corrupt organisations piss in the same bucket you can bet your life that there’s a very special place reserved at the upcoming FIFA winter wank fest for the Ukraine national side.
And a special place in the hearts of all the virtue signalling types.
It’s not often that I would support the jocks at anything but I do hope they can through this one.
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I’d be the same, but I think the Jocks will take the knee and the non knee taking Ukraine will look at them like a bunch of cunts.
I hope the Ukraine win if this will be case, which I suspect it is.
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Can I retract my comment regarding Scotland beating Ukraine?
I forgot about the knee bending bullshit that the jockanese are bound to engage in and the Ukrainians won’t (hopefully)
With regards to the knee taking.
The other night at the European Cup final – While Klopp’s players were busy taking the knee, darker hued, hard done by victims of white oppression illegal immigrant types were busy running amok outside the stadium helping make life a misery for the ordinary (mainly white) fans by storming through the gates and pick pocketing, amongst other shenanigans.
The irony.
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Sadly, irony is missed by rather too many these days.
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Come on Ukraine. Put the Scotch cunts out. They haven’t been at a World Cup this century.
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Klopp always strikes me as slightly manic especially when expecting a dour humour free yet efficient German coach, maybe its his dayglo gnashers which look like the wind up chattering teeth toy or his resemblance to EU wanker Guy Verhofstadt.
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I was panicking a little when during the match a commentator said he thought they were running out of gas.
Thought he meant the police for a . minute.
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I also read that the quadruple ended up with 2 cups on penalties. Like shagging two members of Abba but the blokes.
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HA HA HA😂
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Liverpool’s missing out on ‘Der Quadroople, like’ reminds me of a distraught Terry from Brookside finding out his slag wife got up the duff by someone else. Teh keeps squawking ‘E’s not mine, izee?’ and ‘Terree’s got no lead in is pencil, as ‘e?!’ over and over.
Not theirs and no lead… Couldn’t have put it better myself…
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Isn’t this the cunt that said it was understandable that Liverpool supporters booed the national anthem and Prince William?
Fuck off.
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Klopp’s definitely a Scouser, as he wears tracksuit, trainers, and can’t speak English.
Die große Fotze.
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I saw one report on the tickets, too easy to fake but there didn’t appear to an issue with Real Madrid fans,
You have to feel a little sorry for the fans with genuine tickets being fucked over by the low life cunts with fake tickets.
French Police, we could do with some of them when the XR mob are at it, spraying them with tear gas or pepper spray would soon unglue their hands 😂
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Didn’t they also have the open top bus ride through Liverpool on the anniversary of Heysel? The socuse cunts ruined European football for all English teams.
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Don’t mention Heysel. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
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In fairness to Klopp it wasn’t victompool s fault they lost.
The french police were heavy handed. The ref was maybe bent,
The fans missed the ko. Real Madrid we’re lucky 🍀. Very lucky. Etc.
The only fair thing to do would be replay the game until klopps cunts won. Surely everyone can see that.
Cunts
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Classic Harry Enfield Scouser Alphabet sketch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vbgyO7YbOk&ab_channel=Shieldy92
I’ve only been to Liverpool once and I found the people friendly but annoying, that accent is annoying as fuck and men call women, “girly” all the time, at least they did twenty years ago. Lots of urban decay in Liverpool. Mental decay, too.
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Not a great fan of Matthew Parris the journo. But I did laugh out loud once when at the time of the recession he described Liverpool- ‘like an industrial devastation theme park’.
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And fist pumping the crowd
What a fucking bellend. And that song they sing about him?
“I’m in love with him and I feel fine.”
How fucking gay is that?
Fallen out of love with the game (knee taking, cat kicking, rapey, wife beaty, pea doughy, blm cunts), but I did enjoy seeing the cunts lose.
And an open top bus on the anniversary of Heysel?
Yup. They forgot.
They never fucking forget the Hillsborough anniversary too. And why are the cunts allowed to dictate to the world that they ‘don’t’ play on April 15? No other club does the same after they’ve had disasters? Bradford still play on theirs. Ditto Rangers. Same for a host of clubs around the world.
But no. These cunts demand to be treated as a special case
I’d have wound the club up in ’85 after Heysel. The money and careers they fucked up. They should’ve been forced to sell everything and share it amongst the clubs missing out on Europe until their bans ended.
Rant over.
Prediction for later:
Ukraine 2 Scotland 1
Dodgy red for the jocks when one up.
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Dead on, CB.
With so much money in the game these days, if Heysel happened now and English clubs got banned from Europe because of the scouse cunts, you know the affected clubs would sue the skip diving cunts.
That should have happened back then too, but didn’t. So the skip divers effective got away with it scot free. How is that justice?
They are scum. They just are.
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Scousepool would be the first club to sue if another club’s fans got them banned from European competition.
Shithouses.
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Scousers. Always love portraying themselves as victims.
Attention seeking shower of shits.
Fuck off.
And get a fucking job the majority of you.
Lazy cunts.
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Scousers have had a right hiding on here of late,
So I’m gonna name my favourite scousers.
Moxy -auf weidershen pet
Stuttering pyromaniac 👍
Bobby Grant Trade union ranter
“Awww hey She””
Ken Dodd
Goofy spastic with a lazy approach to taxes👍
And last but by no means least Jimmy Corkhill,
Possibly the worst actor to stand lobsided Infront of a camera.
Also a bandit and mate of Fred the weather man ,
Ducky.
Ps
Wheres Ruff and Japseye gone?
Hope they’ve not left for good?
This site would be poorer without them.
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Yes indeed Mis. Also DCI Gene Cunt, used to be on here every day and disappeared abruptly. Hope they’re all OK.
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The only positive thing you can say about Liverpool supporters is that Evertonians are probably even worse.
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What’s with their “The People’s Club” bollocks? Arrogant much?
I really choked on my cornflakes when Fat Frank and his bunch of useless cunts managed to avoid the drop. Still, at least Burnley finally got theirs after going ape shit over that lad paying to have the “White Lives Matter – Burnley” banner flown over a home game way back when. The virtue signalling and faux outrage was vomit inducing.
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The captain of Burnley said he was ashamed and embarrassed by that banner if I remember.
At least that’s what he was probably made to say by his paymasters.
To save his career if nothing else.
The only thing that was embarrassing about that banner was Burnley FC’s cringeworthy reaction to it.
Goodbye Burnley you cunts. You treat Sean.Dyche like crap and now you’re fucked.
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A German leading the team who’s fans boo the national anthem.
A cunt, a team of cunts in the city of cunts, supported by cunts!
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Mersey beat
Merseyside
Ferry cross Der Mersey.
The scousers lay claim to the river Mersey.
But it’s born in… Stockport.
The Mersey starts at Stockport town centre born of the river Goyt and the river Tame .
I’ve swam in it as a youth,
But I’ve pissed in it thousands of times,
As any Stockport lad has,
“This is for Ringo”
Being a old saying.
It’s a ugly river as rivers go .
Not my favourite waterway .
That would be the Sett.
They say the Mersey was a boundary marker for the old kingdom of Mercia.
Dunno if that true or bollocks?
I’ve lost my train of thought,
Not sure why I’m talking to you about rivers?
Fuck off.
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We’re following your ‘stream of consciousness’ with great interest Miserable.
You ouught to try and catch your own thoughts like that.
Yes we enter into Leopold Bloom’s head in the same way in Ulysses.
The hard bit is making it into an artist whole. Joyce uses the ‘scaffolding’ of the Homeric Parallel.
So Bloom is not just some ordinary Ad salesman but Ulysses or Odysseus traveling through the storms and obstacles of life on a partucumlar day in Dublin.
Maybe I might try to imagine you in your van. ‘Miserable’s Journey’ I would call the thing. Your thoughts, obsevations of a day.
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Evening Miles👍
I tried to read that.
Ulysses.
I’ve got to be honest,
I gave up quite quickly.
It was during a period of me trying to educate myself to cultural things,
Trying things seen as sophisticated.
Champagne, rubbish.
Caviar, rubbish
Opera, rubbish
Olives, rubbish
Picasso’s art, rubbish
Cigars, rubbish
Nothing worked for me..
I realised I have peasants palate.
Common.
I prefer ketchup to caviar.
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Evening Miserable, regarding Ruffers whereabouts above, I think he has taken time out to write a follow up to his Portmeirion bestseller “This Country is Finished”.
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Hope so LL.
Be a real shame otherwise.
Ruff was the first person to acknowledge me when I was a new cunter,
Besides being told to go fuck my dog .
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I believe RTC’s last post was: “I’m going outside, I may be some time.” That was on the Monkeypox nom.
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I remember the Liver Birds very well, and always got a hard on seeing Nerys Hughs. I would have fucked her for all eternity given the chance. The best thing to ever come out of Liverpool. Footy? Fuck off ! Blyth Spartans are the ticket !
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Nerys Hughes was a huge favourite of mine in those days.
As was that other Liverpool lady, Elisabeth Sladen (RIP) from Doctor Who.
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