Vaccination Centre Wardens

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While most people have resolved to just get on with it, sod masks etc and irrespective of what your views are on the vaccination ( I haven’t had one and don’t want one), there are still these cunts with clipboards hanging about outside virtually empty buildings appointed as vaccination centres, which I would think are getting very few callers a day now, but still you get the bumptious cunt in his yellow vest of power, stopping you with a hand in your face and demanding to know if you have an appointment.

No, I said, I am trying to get past you to go to the bus station (this was today in Taunton town centre).

“This whole area is the vaccination centre” this cunt bawled at me. At a loss to understand his logic, I just said, how interesting, but I still wish to walk past to the bus station.

The cunt was still shouting at me about these so-called rules as I walked past.

I actually fear for these people, the day will come soon when their services are not required and then what will they do? Refuse to believe that it is over and go and hide in a wood somewhere for years, like one of those Japanese soldiers?

For some reason, they always seem to be plummy voiced tall male OAPs in yellow corduroys as well ( these are a pet hate of mine)

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

66 thoughts on “Vaccination Centre Wardens”

  1. Give some cunts hiviz vests and a clipboards and you’ll get an instant collection of SS officers, sadly.

  2. Don’t worry. Their future is secure. There is always a future for a jobs worthy busybody authoritarian in 21st century Britain.

    • You should of told him to fuck right off.
      Kicked him in the bollocks.
      The cheeky fucker .

      The old cunts got no authority,
      He’s just a jobsworth nosey old cunt .

      A frustrated toilet monitor

      • I am polite by nature but increasingly think that is wasted on so many people, violence really does seem like the answer a lot of the time. I could have pretended to be Foreign and the cunt would probably have been fawning all over me, these types love anyone but their own countrymen. I did think of trying to learn to speak like Stanley Unwin as well, to make these encounters more interesting, or possibly frustrating , for these berks. Or pretend I had never heard of Covid. Imagine the outrage.

  3. I would have given one warning and then headbutted the fucker so hard his nose would have ended up in his brain.
    I do not like “in your face screaming” people – my PTSD ratchets up to homicidal in a millisecond.
    There is none of this nonsense where I live – little Hitlers would be filled in within 5 minutes of starting their shift.

    • Foxy@

      I’d accuse him of misgendering me.
      If that wasn’t enough I’d accuse him of racially aggravated colonialism.

      He touched me historically!!

      • Mnc@ – If he was wearing corduroys and had a whiff of piss about him there is no doubt! (We need Judge Fiddler to put on the black cap..)
        I would confuse the old cunt by shouting “You bein’ racist blud? Where’s muh reparations honky?”
        I would also feel mean afterwards for flooring a fossil, but it wouldn’t stop me! 😀

    • Quite right.
      Despite many claims to the contrary, I have found that mindless and totally unproportional violence ALWAYS works!

    • UT@ – Afternoon Unkle – given that Dollar Bill is working on the “monkeypox virus” I expect quite a few people have monkeypox, in labs, all ready to release.
      And this is truly a unique piece of lab work, sorry, “virus” in that is appears (now) to have “symptoms” identical to shingles and herpes..

  5. What fucking rules? I’ve never been tested never wore a filthy mask 😷 had no money spunk clot shots and fuck me backwards apart from being a borderline alcoholic been healthy throughout. I’ve always hated authority if one of these cunts ever came up to me they would get my head in their face.

    • I’m unvaxxed and haven’t been ill since January 2018 when I had the Australian Flu – on my back for 5 days.

      My best mate on the other hand is triple vaxxed and is always coming down with something and actually has Covid right at this very moment.

      Covid vaccine? Obviously money well-spent.

  6. To be honest so many cunts are wandering around in hi-vis jackets that you would be hard pushed to tell one clipboard wielding knob end from an Amazon delivery driver or a security guard.

  7. Soon to be rebranded “Moneypox” centres.
    Oops, I meant MonKeypox.
    Isn’t it the new AIDS?
    In that it mostly affects darkıes and bumders?
    Go go go, Monkeypox…go get Lewis Hamilton.

    • TtCE@ – Afternoon Thomas – global leaders met in Munich in 2021 to “plan responses to a monkeypox outbreak”.
      Useful information to know.

      • The timing of that “hypothetical” outbreak by shear coincidence happens to be the very week of the actual outbreak.

        Amazing really.

      • you know what’s coming….

        I thought it only affected blacks and qu33rs?

      • Afternoon Mr Fox and TITS…it stinks worse than a mongol’s underpants.
        They don’t even care to be subtle and underhand any more, knowing how pissweak the general population is.

      • I’m covered in lesions at the moment,
        And although I haven’t bummed a monkey in ages I did recently wank one off whilst drunk.
        Could I have monkey pox and if so,
        How do I make sure others get it?

      • You’re absolutely sure you didn’t accidentally pleasure Dianne Abbott’s son, MNC?

      • Could be, MH.
        I’ll let you know!
        Joking, ain’t got, won’t get it.
        I don’t associate with monkeys, I don’t care how clever they are.

      • The other half is very long in the arm, which has made me view him with suspicion, possibly a ‘missing link’ scenario. Funnily enough, we have just come back from a week in Looe, and were staying just down the road from a monkey sanctuary. I advised him to put his hands in his pockets every time we walked past, in case he got rounded up.

    • Monkey Pox.
      The “k” is silent and the “p” should be flipped.
      “money box”.
      Brought to you by Pfizer

  8. These jumped up, contract waving little power control freaks will either become traffic wardens, dog shit wardens, union reps, doctors receptionists or a similar job we’re they can somehow feel superior to us mere minions.
    You see it’s only power crazed little cunts who fit the bill, now and then one of these fuckers hits the jackpot, can put down his parking ticket book and invade other countries, Hitler, Putin, I rest my case…..

  9. I think the cunts will have transferred to be “Ride London” marshals next weekend. “you can’t go there mate”, etc. etc.. Fucking jobsworths.

  10. Round these parts we had covid wardens.

    The dog scared the shit out of them

    They left us well alone.

    • Covid Wardens?
      Do you mean people who joined Covid Watch, similar to Neighbourhood Watch, but allowed them to report that blowsy tart two doors down, for having frequent gentlemen visitors?
      Nosey fucking bastard, what my neighbour does when the kids are at school is her own business, and a very productive one, too.

  11. That is Hitler never invaded these hollowed shores, we have are own Gauleiters, Gestapo, Nazis and the rest of the self important arrogant cunts.
    Still get wound up about the bitch who was escorting us across a road, I walked round the bollard, kin ell she nearly filled her pants. I HAVE BEEN CROSSING FUCKING ROADS FOR 60 YEARS ALL ON MY OWN.
    Fuck em, fuck em all.
    Feel better now, have a good evening fellow cunters.

  12. What i have never understood is that they went through all this hysteria that you can’t enter buildings or could loose your care job if your not vaccinated.
    But you can still spread the virus even if your vaccinated .
    No more vaccinations for me unless i choose to have it.

  13. From what I’ve seen in the dreaded MSM, monkeypox isn’t a killer, and is easily treatable with current medicines.
    The daily fail is ramping up the fear a bit, but they have been saying Putain is going to nuke us every day since February.
    Follow the money, wake up sheeple, etc.
    🤤😉

    • Apparently Monkey Pox has an up to 10% mortality rate so deadlier than the coof but no even close to as deadly as Ebola.

      As the disease seems to be mostly concentrated in parts of sub-Saharan Africa where sanitation, drainage and health care are abysmally-poor, I wouldn’t be surprise if the mortality rate in developed countries is significantly lower.

      That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Fauci’s lab coats have been tinkering with the virus.

      • Why would anyone tinker with this virus?
        Doesn’t anyone get ill these days without Fauchi and Gates getting the blame?
        We’ve had outbreaks of viruses and diseases since the dawn of man, yet it seems than medical history only goes back to 2019…..

      • @Gutstick Japseye

        Hopefully this should answer your rather passive-aggressive question.

        https://www.bitchute.com/video/EwhG4gqMgD8o/

        As Vernon Fox said “global leaders met in Munich in 2021 to “plan responses to a monkeypox outbreak”.
        Useful information to know.”

        & as I said “The timing of that “hypothetical” outbreak by shear coincidence happens to be the very week of the actual outbreak.

        Amazing really.”

        – There is also the fact that that Peter Daszak was filmed back in 2019 (if memory serves) explaining how animal Coronaviruses can be manipulated to enter human cells (gain of function research)

        – There is also the fact of the FOIA’d Fauci emails showed that he lied about having no idea of the origin of Covid and that he lied about gain of function research.

  14. Over here the tin Jesus types tend to be fob Indians (not colonials). The look on their faces is priceless when I say, do not speak to me until spoken to and where is my gin fizz? Pacey pacey, chalo!

    • Shackles@

      Youve got a new PM,
      Little speccy bloke.

      He was on the news talking about the environment.
      Sounded like a hippy .

      What do you think of him?

      • G’day Mis. He’s just another trougher that went straight from university into politics, bangs on about not his mum bringing him up alone and living in state housing and has a grating nasal whine that makes Dick Ayode sound dolcite by comparison. We’re a bit behind you in wokeism but he’s considered a diversity pick because he’s an Eyetie. My grandparents would’ve baulked at this, they never forgot the 10/06/1940 when we weren’t doing so well and they put the boot in. He’s a cunt, but they all are.

      • Agreed 👍

        Hope he does less damage to your country than our clowns do to Merry Olde England.

  15. From the header pic, that’s the first person i’ve seen in plain clothes! Tell me it’s you, M.H. Because If it isn’t, & this cunt jumps out, in front of me, for no specific reason, he will get a good, old fashioned hiding. End of!

    • Not guilty Lord S, I have a pathological hatred of anything officious. My work tried to make me a fire warden but I declined gracefully as they wanted me to wear a yellow bib and come in an hour earlier, well sod that I thought. There are five fire wardens for the building and the most important one wears a green bib. Imagine the power, makes your fucking head spin.

      • Evening JP👍

        I’ve just read your nom about the bloke with the dog.
        And a strange thing happened!
        I felt ‘sympathy’.
        A uncomfortable sensation,
        But a genuine one .
        Poor fucker .👍

  16. What scares me witless about (the possibility of) being nuked is that traffic wardens will be given the same powers as plis, shoot-to-kill & c.
    Bloody little Hitler’s.

    • You shouldn’t worry too much. If the Russians nuke us, everything will be glowing florescent so the hi-viz wearing cunts won’t know where to shoot.

  17. Evening Gents.

    Have been feeling a tad down in the dumps about the state of our country lately, so have been rifling through the back catalogue here for some excellent belly laughs.

    Keep it up, and when the day comes, I’ll be there with my pitchfork.

    Cunts.

    • We all have those days, Fuckwittery,
      I do despair at times, and I’m sure every contributer does, occasionally.
      Chin up, Lad, and shoulders back, eh!

  18. Off Topic: (apologies)

    The National Anthem disrespecting scouse bin-dippers see the prospect of replicating Man Utd’s treble, slide out of view. Well done Emirates, er City.*

    Best of all though, Burnley, the team that went full woke cunt-mode on young Jake Heppel, who organised the “White Lives Matter Too, Burnley” banner fly-past, leading to him and his girlfriend losing their jobs and receiving death threats, have been RELEGATED. YESSSS!!!!!
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….

    *a shame West Ham could not capitalise on Man Utd losing and knocking the Glazers money machine out of European Football.
    Unlucky WHU.

  20. Give a Dick a Yellow vest, and the Dick will become Banaman ! Obnoxious belligerent cunt with a determination to crush the life out of you in his fervent attempts to exert his presumed authority.
    In the que at a local Library , I watched across the road as the example of which I have described was given a swift kick in the bollocks by someone he had just upset. A ripple of applause could be heard above the derisory comments that flew. Job done I think !

  21. Dressed with brief authority cunts are mostly all of the same breed.
    No friends to start with even from school childhood so an opportunity to be heard and obeyed they think
    Big mistake that one and when somebody challenges the shop stewards of this world and makes them look and sound pathetic by reasonable argument they only make matters worse for themselves by continuing in vain attempt to bully ,with everybody present staring but nobody willing to defend the hi viz roll caller because everyones luvin it.
    kinda similar like cunts the WEF will be recruiting to roll out the Reset
    Myself, id prefer to roll out the barrel

    • Mecuntry@

      Some people shouldn’t be entrusted with even a modicum of power or authority.

      A lanyard, a armband, hi-vis,
      Clipboard or whistle ,
      Will trigger them to march into Poland.

      They aren’t Dave Figgs a middle age overweight carpark attendant anymore.
      They are a Hugo Boss clad, duelling scarred, jackbooted terror with the power over life and death.

      And if you challenge their fantasy of authority they unravel messily.

      I myself crave power over my fellow man,
      And once kicked a colleague unconscious for not observing correct PPE.
      (Wasn’t wearing safety boots)

      • you were correct Sir, in administering a swift kicking of bollocks after all anyone who enters a domain sporting runners(tackies) and tracksuit as casual wear or thinks its ok to turn up for work in such dress needs to understand the word unacceptable and i don’t care if the said person had his attire washed just recently and the runners are only newly acquired from a neighbouring housing estate

      • He just wouldn’t take my point that wearing steel toecap workbooks with non slip soles was for his own safety.
        A lazy carefree attitude to Health and Safety in the workplace.

        “Not wearing the right boots isn’t going to hurt me!,”
        He bragged .

        Wrong .
        Still has a limp and now has epilepsy.

      • I heard he later referred to the person he could not identify for health n safety reasons as the Northern Stomper in the local gazette. His accompanying photo was a shadow of his former self

  22. If you want to know the full power of a uniform read The Stamford Experiment. I’ve witnessed it 1st hand. Put people who wouldn’t say ‘boo’ to a Goose into a uniform and suddenly they become SS stormtroopers full of piss and importance. I wore a uniform for over 25 years and never once hid behind it.

    • There’s a great bit in Spine Millington’s epic film “Adolf Hitler – My part in his Downfall”, where the Spike M character takes morning tea to the Major (Arthur Lowe) , who is still in bed. Spike is advised that you salute the uniform, not the man. On his way out, he salutes the Major’s uniform, hanging on the door.
      “It’s usual to wait til it’s being worn” says the Major.

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