Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are cunts.
I am sick to death of hearing about these two debauched Hollywood pigs.
It makes me laugh how the TV news put this grubby Tinseltown shitshow second only to the Ukraine in the headlines. It’s pretty ridiculous and hilarious, but two movie cunts going to war with each other is hardly news, is it?
Also, I find it astonishing that a renowned bird bandit like Johnny ever got hooked by such a psychotic harridan like Heard. The cunt could have his pick, any crumpet in the world. Yet the daft old dog goes sniffing around the arse (ultimately a bad idea – Day Admin) of such a demented and notorious pooch. Every fucker knows what Heard is like, So it’s hard to feel any sympathy for him.
And while most people are sick of hearing about the cunts, I bet the court staff and the American press are pissing themselves with laughter. The things that are coming out: crapping on beds, cavity searches…
They don’t call it Hollyweird for nothing. Dirty, dirty cunts.
Nominated by: Norman
Johnny Depp is the kind of man who wears sunglasses indoors.
Johnny Depp is the kind of man who wears leather trousers and shouts ‘lets rawwwk!!!” when going for a beer.(alledgedly/
Hes a Bono.
Amber is a fucking nutter,
A self obsessed gold-digger after fame an fortune.
Fit as fuck
Puddled as fuck.
(alledgedly)
They’re a couple of idiots, dumb and dumber,
Fuck em.
They deserve each other.
Good nom Norman👍
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It is rather telling that this pair of spoilt cunts get top billing on the “news”.
Celebrity obsessed “journalists” who fawn over this garbage then move blithely on to a war or famine or giving us a lecture on how we broke the weather.
What a giant pile of shit.
In his bed.
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Absolutely. The news gets more like John Cravens Newsround with every passing day.
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Serves the twat right for ditching Vanessa Paradis. This is what you get for sticking your dick in crazy.
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If she’d have shat in my bed, she’d have been eating it.
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The joke would of been on Amber, as I regularly shit the bed.
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I thought it was only people from Paxtan who shat in odd places.
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Maybe Depp should have fitted those anti pigeon spikes around the bed.
Filthy bitch.
He’s a cunt too!
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“Don’t just stare at it, eat it!!!”
“Now this is Sussudio, a great great song, a personal favourite”
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Its like sitting down to a bowl of road kill. Although I think he’s a good actor, Depp as a man is a complete fucking arsehole. Amber Heard ? Worth a quick poke, but christ on a bike, what cow ! But the real surprise, is the number of staff, hangers on, pundits and celebrities that follow this shit show, and expense of hiring servants, coms people and the like must be crippling. Still, what is at stake is a win of 100 million dollars ! ( less staff wages and legal costs.)
I reckon these two cunts deserve each other, and when the curtain comes down there will be no winners other than the Great Whites of the Legal Profession.
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The reporting of this unseemly row shows up some of the worst in journalism that’s for sure, but it’s outcome could be far reaching for us blokes. If the court finds in Depp’s favour, it would give the #Metoo brigade an almighty kick in the fanny. If the result goes the other way, more wimminz will feel empowered to fuck up mens lives on a whim and become even more neurotic whilst digging for gold. That said, I’m ashamed to admit I’m more interested in the outcome of the Colleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy libel case.
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If these two WAG bitches would just bury the hatchet and lez up and put the footage online, everyone would be happy.
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The fucking state of the two cunts- it’d be about as appealing as watching Mary Berry tongue Sharon Osbourne’s browneye.
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I must be the odd one out. I’ve been following the case, watching the live streams on You Tube. Depp has been fucked over by Turd and the media branding him a wife beater. I want Turd to lose. She isn’t just bat shit crazy, she’s scheming and dangerous.
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Its tempting to pick sides they both seem like ego power hungry cunts there relationship grew toxic over time but I agree mostly that Heard is a career climbing cunt in what I read about her behaviour
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I care just as much about this as the 2 slappers currently at the High Court.
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Enough to give you the horn?
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Once again you have lowered the tone.
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What a nasty bitch! you don’t shit where you sleep… She needs to a good slap upside the head
Have you seen some Hollywood mansions?! Nevermind how nice the rooms in house are these cunts are living in but the luxurious bathrooms they have
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Nice to see Cockney Rhyming Slang gets a progressive update.
You’ll no longer get a steaming Richard the Third in your bed.
You’ll wake up with an Amber
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Or not, as the case was for Mr. Ratchet…
John Feelgood Intoning
“Your Amber Moon, Mr. Ratchet??”
It’s one of those mornings, and Ms Heard gives me the horn.
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They are both cunts. But kudos to Depp for not allowing Heard’s alleged untruths go unchallenged and suing her over them. It’s about time the Me Too crowd were held to account for any exaggerated or untruthful comments they make. For too long they have been indulged and taken at face value.
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Depp made me laugh as that pirate.
Hes still making me laugh.
The image of him getting slapped around his luxury mansion off his mental missus and finding a turd in his Egyptian cotton sheets makes me grin.
He should of taken a leaf out of Robert Wagners book and thrown her off a boat.
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A glaring example of white privilege personified, by the very same collection of Hollywoke cunts who earn 10s of millions of dollars every year, while telling the Little People (whites mostly) to appreciate that we should be doing more to help and respect BAMEs.
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Amber Heard does respect browns. She let one sleep in Johnny Depp’s bed.
😢
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Drive over her in a steamroller
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Bad relationships always end in shit Amber Turd should of known that. Like why let this drama play out in court?
She should of took the settlement a year ago and kicked dust I guess she expecting a bigger payout?! Anyway Have a good one cunters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgsebueN-o
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Johnny Depp as that pirate
https://images.app.goo.gl/PqwiJyYZ9PgreGnn9
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8R3EXXlKxg
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Two people hang out their most depraved obscenities in public.
It’s pathetic really.
Mind you i really want Depp to win the case so he can shit all over heard and we can watch her go full retard.
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My wife is captivated by this case and gives me the latest when I get home. Both of these clowns will have huge career lifts from this publicity. Almost like it was planned. Depp said he “married his [abusive] mother “.
Well maybe you shouldn’t have you stupid ass cunt!
He should publicly apologize for Mordecai.
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The Tourist is pretty bad.
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And that dreadful Lone Ranger remake 😝
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one would be forgiven in thinking that she’s good looking and attractive but to my eyes she’s a bit of a tomboy
i remember long ago having moved one like this and she still looks at me to this day 40 years later, like she wants to kick my head in
rough cunt
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I hope this kickstarts a phase of copycat incidents,
Where people take a shit in Depps makeup caravan, his garden, house bins,
His lunchbox , wherever,
Also mailing it him under the guise of fan mail.
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I don’t get the Amber is fit brigade. She has dyke written all over her fizzog. And that’s what I think is behind her gunning for Depp. Heard the Turd is a rampant tuppence flicker and a raging misandrist who hates blokes. A pure mental psychotic cunt.
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Personally, I reckon Amber Turd is (mostly) lying through her teeth. But the slag is now officially damaged goods and has courtroom form.
But I dare say some totally thick and brain dead imbecile will shack up with it. Probably Harry Hewitt or Calum Best.
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