A Cunt’s Hairstyle

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The Cunt Cut

“If it looks like a cunt and it smells like a cunt then by golly it must be ……….”
(Old cuntsman’s proverb.)

An era can be be defined in many ways but for the social historian there can be none better than by The Hairstyle. In no particular order: Flapper’s Bob, The Adolf, Crew Cut, Beatle Cut, Afro, Perm, Duck’s Arse, En Brosse, Mullet……. Just say the name and you know where you are and if you had one you most likely are a cunt.

After the ‘20s, ‘30s jump to ‘50s, ‘60s, ‘70s, ‘80s and on but unfortunately hit the 2020s are you are not so much in an era, more in an old wank stain. A crimper’s creation for our times?

I give you the Cunt Cut. The latest style phenomenon being trialled in a certain swanky London salon, the name and location of which is strictly embargoed. Paddle his arse for a fortnight but this old queen’s lips are so totally sealed. In the meantime feed your ravenous style buds with that oh so ironic hair line cut on the bias to fake that oh so mischievous Bully Beef look. And we do so love fake do we not my dahlings?

You know me my dreamboats – If you got it then flaunt it I say. That piggy pink neck with a frisson of freckles? Be bold and show it. That dusting of acne with highly infectious impetigo scars? Chin up and give it to the world.

Bully Beef flaunting it:
Bully Beef Cut

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

50 thoughts on “A Cunt’s Hairstyle”

  3. My 19 year old son has a pudding bowl haircut, ffs. Apparently, it’s “cool”.
    Any comments we cunters make on thìs subject is moot as we’re all middle-aged or old and are all slap-heads.

    • Speak for yourself Tom ! I may be old (71 this weekend) but I’ve retained all my hair. It may be mostly grey now but my barber would confirm it’s not even thinning anywhere. So, yah, boo, sucks, you slap-heads ! Morning all.

    • Morning Thomas 👍
      Tell your lad from me it’s not cool.
      He looks like a inspiral carpet miniature.

    • My 17 year old empty head also has this hair style.
      He already is an utter cunt, this just adds to his cuntishness.
      I hope he gets laughed at to the point of embarrassment, when looking back at old photos of the deceitful, manipulative, gas lighting cunt.

      • And he insists that he has his hair cut done by a local barber that they all think is trendy to go to.
        This particular barber gets slapped about by her pathetic husband, and her family enjoy the marching powder as they think it makes them look well ard.
        When we used to pay for his haircut, it was on the condition that he didn’t go to their establishment, and fund their white line habit.

  4. I was hoping it was going to be a nomination about women’s pubic-hair styles😢

    My particular favourites:

    -The Mohican
    -The Brazilian
    -The Ginger Growler👍
    -The Blonde landing strip😋

    As for hairstyles, a gentleman should sport a short, back n’sides, or a grade 1 buzz cut 👍

    • I’m sure we could do that, but the wimminz these days tend to shave it all off, or trim it up like a racing hamster. I’m mean, if you want to go around with a flange like Duncan Goodhew’s neck at least get yourself waxed will you. Fucking stray clock springs are difficult to remove once lodged in the tonsils.

  5. Moderated???

    (Nothing in the MQ or SQ, at least not from you – Day Admin)

    • Thanks Admin👍

      My post has been stolen 😢

      (You did post something in the thread at 7:27 this morning. Is that the one? – Day Admin)

  6. I am a man of many cunts. Had most of those hair cuts as a kid. Even the old basin cut when my mum couldn’t afford barbers. Nowadays I’m just a bald Cunt.

  7. Mr Christmas looking sharp in the header pic!👍

    I’ve had some terrible haircuts and remember them all fondly now I’m a slaphead.

    My mam always trying to save money and with aspirations to be a hairdresser did the early ones.
    The worse one I ever got made me cry.

    I’d of been about 8 or 9yrs.
    The next door neighbours daughter opened a hairdressers on our estate an my mam sent me there.
    It was like Noel fuckin Edmonds!
    Centre parted sort of curled under the ears,
    Pear shaped, like a bellend.
    I’ve never felt so ugly.
    Truly horrendous.
    Shortly after I had my first skinhead…

  8. Remember those fucking Ronco things in the early 70s that your parents would buy. They were supposed to cut your hair but ripped it out in chunks.

    Oh how we laughed at school when some pour cunt showed up in the morning having been subjected to a “Mum job” the night before!!

  9. Whilst out hiking the other week I saw a chap high up in the woods in all the gear but topped with a bowler hat.

    Quite the riddle but now all has become clear:

    He was a cunt with a cunt’s haircut.

    I can rest easy,thank you SLS.

  11. Jim Carrey, I think he is great, such a funny man , me , myself and Irene is a film that isac is , it cunts everyone!

    • Like your hairstyle cuntologist, reminds me of that scene in there’s something about Mary

      • One of my dogs gets slobber up the face/ ears – always reminds me of the same.

  15. My work wanted me to trim my luxurious red and grey bushranger beard but compromised in letting me plait it and wrap it around my neck. Now I look like a hipster cunt on his way to the artisanal craft beer tavern. Cunts.

  16. You want a cunts haircut do you? Well look no further than the sad cunts who went out and got themselves a Peaky Blinders style, and then strutted about shouting ‘By order of the Peaky fookin Blinders’ in some mock Brummie accent! What complete and utter weapons!

    • I visited Ironbridge, when Peaky Blinders was “massive”.
      There is a shop selling vintage and reproduction clothes-(cost me £££££ on er’indoors)-they also sold all the Peaky Blinders clothing-a huge market, apparently 😂

      Fucking fantasists-always need a fad to follow or a “style” to copy🤔

    • When I was young I had hair longer than shoulder length and I didn’t give a fuck how people had theirs, they could shave their heads if they wanted, it didn’t matter to me. But eventually they came up with a style which irritated me no end, and that was the pudding basin. I couldn’t imagine how anyone, even daft young cunts, could think that was trendy. They looked like fucking grandads from the 1900’s.
      These things come and go, it’s only a matter of time before they start growing their hair again.

      • Same here Allan. Wore my hair shoulder length for more than twenty years. Had it cut in my early forties, can’t remember why now. This nom’s set me thinking; my wife likes long hair, moaned when I had it cut. I might grow it again.

    • Never got the attraction of the tv peaky blinders, 80% of the narrative was bollocks. Cannot understand the attraction to period fantasy crap. Shit I’ve turned into a pedantic cunt.

  17. It seems to me a bit sad that we can’t take the piss out of the haircuts of footballers anymore. Jason Lee with his pineapple, Beckham with his mohawk and Fellani the man united cunt.

  18. Anything but a man bun / top knot or rat-tail, especially where the head is otherwise practically shaved to the bone or where the jerk sporting the style is near pensionable age but still thinks he’s a teenager and cool.

    • (relief) good, loads of hair oil parted in the middle and ironed down flat OK then (phew, thought I might be a square for a moment there)

  19. I’d say that hair style it is the ideal look for the no doubt numerous Lesbian Labour MPs that Dame Keir will recruit, when he stops walking along the Holborn streets, sniffing wimminz bicycle seats

  20. I miss scousers with perms .
    Or Perry boy haircuts with a flicked fringe.

    I miss halfwits with flattops and tramlines cut into the sides like vanilla ice.

    I miss TV psychics with streaked hair or mullets.

    I miss comb overs on silently seething old cunts.

    Or older blokes who used to be teddyboys an still had a quiff.

    Hair today
    Gone tomorrow..

  21. Talking of wank haircuts, i notice the[ tr,ya,fuck] haircut is popular with the local scrotes in Cardiff, its a reverse Friar Tuck sort of a cunt i mean cut, looks like a pudding bowl has been used as a stencil to cut around…..wankers

    • JUST dawned on ME. That cunt photo was cut because it must be of ADMIN. NOW we KNOW.

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