Zakir Naik


Zakir Naik is a cunt, isn’t he.

“Sleeping with multiple womans makes us gay.”

Huh?

“If you sleep with 20, 30, 40, or 50 girls, then you get tired and become homosexual.”

How about that whole pact regarding the 72 virgins? Heaven would resemble a massive dead terrorist sausage-fest. Either that or you’re given a magic penis on entering Paradise.

Psh.

One doesn’t like to brag, naturally, but I surpassed this number many moons ago yet I haven’t started avidly watching Friends or “canoeing in the sewage”. Perhaps this is just for followers of desert religions or smelly losers dressed as Ali Baba.

Wait, didn’t Mohammed have 12 wives? How many women or concubines were before and during? Does that mean….the prophet….of Allªh….is a poo-pusher…?

Furthermore, does this include the grooming gangs?
Do camels count?
What if it’s 50 goats?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ssQSGU1iIU

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

48 thoughts on “Zakir Naik

  1. He left out the bit about shagging goats? Is that a secret cure for heterosexual gayness?

    • I thought their cure for the gayness was slinging the afflicted off the top of a building and then throwing stones at what’s left?

      • Let’s get Keir’s kweers up on the roof then. There wouldn’t be much of tjhe shadow cabinet left.

  2. Genius Peaceful comes up with cure for the gayness!
    Stop shagging birds!

    Brilliant!

  3. “If you sleep with 20, 30, 40, or 50 girls, then you get tired and become homosexual.”

    Well how many is it, 25…. 32….46?
    Can’t he be a bit more precise?

    People need to know.

  4. There is a hell of a lot of brown fuckers in the last lot of posts. Bit of a trend going on here and probably not enough boiling piss to dip them all into.

  5. He’s not kidding anyone.
    Everyone knows that these cunts aren’t fussy.
    Boys, girls, men, women, sheep, camels, chickens and goats are all fair game.
    Arse burgling, ræping, Peter file,beastiality merchants.
    And they smell.
    Get To Fuck.

  6. What happens when you rape 20,30,40,50 white children? Or rape boys, Bacha bazi , or take sex slaves? Paradise? What a bunch of inbred cunts.

  7. Hes the last person you want to take sexual advice from!

    No way hes had multiple shags anyway,,not consensual àt least.

    Although hes wearing a hair net in the picture?
    Good man!
    Less forensic evidence and hygienic around food preparation.

    • I reckon it’s gay for him to bend over in front of other blokes on a rug, wear a dress and his gran’s tea cosy.

  8. I must be a screaming bender, by this stinky fuckers logic.

    Which I most certainly am not 😂

  9. How does he explain gays who have never shagged a woman, see he it completely wrong, everyone knows it’s the worm 😉

    • Maybe if you’re a bender and you shag dozens of your fellow 🏳️‍🌈, you become tired of “The Gayness” and start fancying a lady’s fanny?

  10. He is probably trying to explain or justify his peoples habit of bisexuality, which seems rife in the Middle East – though provided you can truly say it is better to give than receive you are not regarded as bent.

  11. Excellent advice from a fucking goat fancier.
    Thick as shit medieval inbred cunts.

    Oven.

  12. Good cunting 1 problem is you are trying to analyse and make sense of “ nonsense “
    Remember you can’t polish a 💩

  13. What about wanks?
    Ive had more wanks than sexual partners?

    I çan barely stop touching myself.

    And occasionally a few strums of the banjo whilst sat in a unknowing neighbours bushes.

    • Just make sure you alternate hands otherwise you will end up looking like a fiddler crab with one big muscular arm.

  14. The YouTube clip is just as funny as the “eat da poo-poo” one, and makes as much sense.
    They really are as thick as pigshit!

  15. This loon encapsulates the problem that exists within this country and much of Europe, a large number of ‘people ‘ with whom civilised cultures have nothing in common have been allowed to enter and bring their unacceptable ideas with them. Anyone who objects to this cancerous mass is branded a Nazi; politicians seek to make allowances for barbaric behaviour whilst uttering meaningless falsehoods.
    Diversity is a curse.

  16. Naik doesn’t bare close examination.

    This cunt is wanted by Indian authorities on charges of terror financing, hate speech, inciting communal hatred, and money laundering.

    Some of his crazier statements-

    – Islam is a religion of reason and logic, and the Quran contains 1000 verses relating to science, which he says explains the number of Western converts ( about 10 certifiable lunatics).

    – Islam is the “best” religion because “The Quran says it. Oh well, must be true then. What a brilliantly logical argument.

    – Homosexuals should be punished by death.

    – The practice of other religions in an Islamic state must be forbidden because Naik believes that other faiths are incorrect, so their propagation is as wrong as it would be for an arithmetic teacher to teach that 2+2=3 or 6 instead of 2+2=4.

    His logic is all over the place so it’s no wonder he thinks that sleeping with women leads to homosexuality.

    • Hes a impractical man Bob.
      No logic or commonsense.

      That hat?
      No brim, to protect from rain or glaring light.
      Not made from durable waterproof material,
      Made from his mams net curtains.
      So neither warm or waterproof.

      His lazy carefree attitude to headwear is typical of his lot.
      Looks gay too.

  17. As a race, the park keys are known for having smaller than average willy’s. So this being the case, when they attempt intercourse, can it really be classed as penetrative sex? Is that why they prefer small girls and boys? Maybe forcing their cheesy button mushrooms into a boys bum hole at least elicits some kind of response, as opposed to entering the fly blown gash of their wives. Anyway, on that note, I think I’m gonna be sick!

  18. You can see why they don’t like the gayness though. You can’t get pregnant through bumming , despite what the wokies say, therefore fewer mini bombers. The Peacefuls need a higher birth rate to complete their take over of the UK. A combination of immigration and the continual popping out of mini bombers will seal our fate. Once they have the majority our days are numbered.

  19. Will eating lots of lovely meat turn me into a vegan?
    (Expects replies about ‘meat’ now)

  20. I think I’ve managed between 30-40 not too sure. How gay am I then? 🤔

    • Your Stanley’s come in 2 flavours.
      Puddle skippers
      Puddle drinkers.

      Scientific fact.

  21. Assimilation. Remember that word? Very popular during the Blair years I seem to recall. They forgot to say it was US who had to assimilate.
    Cunts.

  22. I would take 10 sluts who know what they are doing over 72 virgins that don’t. It’s just hard to find 10 without any tatoos.

  23. Just going to prove that both Muslims and the Islamic tide knows no bounds to degeneracy and complete lunacy.
    What next flying sky donkeys. Oh wait they’ve already done that

    • Yes, they did.

      The reason we have half moons is because Mohammed (piss be apon him) flew up the moon on his flying horse and cut the moon in half.

      Sperm is produced in the ribs.

      Planes don’t actually fly anywhere. They just go up in the air and the planet rotates to meet them.

      And no, I am not making this up.
      All of these quotes came from one of their top scholars.

  24. Medieval third world shit.
    And that is EXACTLY where this vile fucking cult needs to stay.

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