Zakir Naik is a cunt, isn’t he.

“Sleeping with multiple womans makes us gay.”

Huh?

“If you sleep with 20, 30, 40, or 50 girls, then you get tired and become homosexual.”

How about that whole pact regarding the 72 virgins? Heaven would resemble a massive dead terrorist sausage-fest. Either that or you’re given a magic penis on entering Paradise.

Psh.

One doesn’t like to brag, naturally, but I surpassed this number many moons ago yet I haven’t started avidly watching Friends or “canoeing in the sewage”. Perhaps this is just for followers of desert religions or smelly losers dressed as Ali Baba.

Wait, didn’t Mohammed have 12 wives? How many women or concubines were before and during? Does that mean….the prophet….of Allªh….is a poo-pusher…?

Furthermore, does this include the grooming gangs?
Do camels count?
What if it’s 50 goats?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ssQSGU1iIU

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous