A special one forward gear and nine reverse cunting for thrice former Eyetie Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
After 85 years of humping anything with a minge and pulse you might think the old goat would settle for sucking a Werther’s Original (or Italian equivalent) instead of the usual Milanese slapper. But no, the ancient old cunt’s still at it, now ‘marrying’ (not really, just pretending) his 32 year-old bit of skirt.
Now I’d be the first to admit that she looks like she’s had more up the front bottom (and possibly the back) than Silvio’s had antipasti, but the point of this nomination is to express my utter admiration for the lucky old bastard. And I’m sure the fact he’s worth 5 billion has nothing to do with the bint saying ‘Si’.
So go for it, Silvio, keep your arse hair on your head. You’re an inspiration to all us old cunts for whom a lottery win is more likely than a leg over from a 32 year-old.
Grazie bunga bunga!
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
That takes you back – and what a stink it makes. He looked like the Undead when he was chasing Blair about, when he was the whore of British politics and the darling of the EU. If he marries this one he will be dead within weeks – he should get some ugly old tart like the spouse or AnalEase Dodds – they would do it in half the time.
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Fair play to the old cunt. He makes Boris’s private life look like Father Browns.
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Good luck to the dirty old goat. Of course it helps in pulling birds when you have billions in stolen money stashed away. Still, she’s an MP so she is used to mixing with dodgy thieves and bare faced liars. She knows exactly what she’s getting into and what she intends to get out of it. “Festival of Love” my arse.
I wonder if he claims his old age pension the light fingered cunt?
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I bet he made his fortune out of making white flags.
The lucky old cunt.
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Has a touch of the Prince Andrews…his 32 year old bride is a veritable pensioner compared to some of the Tarts who have endured his chemically-powered fumbling…crooked,perverted,ridiculous-looking, grave-cheating Wop….also has the look of Prince Andrew…wonder if that old slattern,Betty Windsor, had a go on him 60 odd years ago.
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Has a touch of the Prince Andrews…his 32 year old bride is a veritable pensioner compared to some of the Tarts who have endured his chemically-powered fumbling…crooked,ridiculous-looking, grave-cheating Wop….also has the look of Prince Andrew…wonder if that old slattern,Betty Windsor, had a go on him 60 odd years ago
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To be honest I thought this horny old cunt died years ago!
Am equally surprised some of his old slappers haven’t come forward and bleated on MSM that Silvio had done some really bad things and that they were exploited etc etc. All in order to grab a few quid out of the cunt before he does finally peg it.
What is #MeToo in Italian?
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QuellaVoltaChe.
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#IveBeenBunga’d.
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A bit of a cunt, but I wonder what his reply would be if asked that the Italians should pay reparations for the 200 million or so people enslaved by the Roman Empire.
“We should talk about this”
Or…..
Vaffanculo!
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Probably the latter. It’s an open secret that he quietly gave Gaddafi shiploads of dosh to hold back the boats of Dinghy Illegals arriving in Italia. It worked. Yet when we pay the Frog-eaters, it doesn’t. He must be more practical than he looks.
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Talking of dinghy arrivals – all gone quiet about that in the UK media. I assume it is still happening.
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100’s per day apparently, when the weather’s agreeable. GB News sometimes runs a piece on it, as does Nigel Farage. And our esteemed govt are coughing up £4m daily to house the ‘cultural enrichers’ in 4* hotels. We are paying for our own invasion and subsequent obliteration and this doesn’t get a peep in the mainstream press. Cuntitude of the highest order.
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When they asked him about the risks involved when shagging her he replied.
“Well if she dies, she dies.”
The fucking lucky twat. I hope his balls turn to Oxo cubes and all his kids are raving beef.
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This cunt is made of teflon. I’m sure I remember a scandal in fairly recent times, involving him, drugs and an underaged hooker? Survived it of course, he’s not inside, is he?
He must have some serious shit on a lot of important people. You get the feeling he could be caught on video eating babies and chainsawing disabled people, while selling smack to Downs Syndrome children, and that he’d still come out richer and more popular than ever and with an even younger wife.
If proof of gain from devil worship exists, it’s right there in Milan.
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Who can blame him, if a fit 32 year old is willing to let him fuck her then why not, I would be happy with one as long as I didn’t have to talk to her 😂
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A true romantic.
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I know, romance is alive and kicking 😂
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Randy old 🐐
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Bet he dies with his boots on. Always had a sneaking regard for the old boy two fingers to the World and fuck only high class blast.
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Bloody autocorrect should read blart
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Friend of Blair’s – enough said.
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Compare and contrast to our female MPs…
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Fagetabaaahtit!
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Arse hair!!!! Crying 😂
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Bunga Bunga! Wish I was having as much fun.
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I don´t envy him. Think of the cost of all those Viagras, ensuing headaches and giveaway red face.- “Oh look who´s been taking those little blue pills”.
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I wonder if she’ll put the black boot polish on his head every morning like the leader of the Painters and Dockers in Chopper?
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Being sexually assaulted by old(er) Italians doesn’t seem so bad. I used to fantasise about being forced into depraved acts by Sabrina Salerno.
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