Sergey Lavrov

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Sergey Lavrov, Foreign Minister of Russia.

Officially this goblin faced prick is Foreign Minister of Russia but in reality his job is a Kremlin mouthpiece to spread lies and misinformation about the Ukraine conflict and Russia’s war crimes.

Following the discovery of mass graves with evidence of torture and summary executions of civilians in Bucha and surrounding towns outside of Kiev, he said the “attacks were staged by Ukraine and the West” even suggesting the dead bodies were actors who were bussed in and the whole thing was a conspiracy to undermine Russia. I bet he had the same line of bullshit when Russia was flattening cities in Syria and Chechnya too.

https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/The-Bucha-Images-Are-a-Staging-Russian-Foreign-Minister-Holds-20220406-0009.html

Funny how this not so super superpower is always the victim?

I don’t think for a minute that Lavrov or the rest of Putin’s cronies in the Kremlin will face justice but being handed over the Ukraine military or fucked off to some penal colony where he can complain about his tiny fake cell and the prison guards who are actors inside the fake prison that doesn’t exist to nobody.

To paraphrase the great Winston Churchill, “Russia is riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a giant bullshit sandwich”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

81 thoughts on “Sergey Lavrov”

  1. In Vlad the Mads pocket.Oven the ugly son of a bitch Unkle Terry (gas mark 6 for a couple of weeks).

  2. The first casualty of war is truth. I wouldn’t believe anything in the media about either side. War is unpleasant and nasty.

  3. Don’t worry, the libtard woke will support him and Russia as the victims of aggressive Western empiricism.
    Moreover, they way our justice system works we will more than likely offer this cunt, Putin and all the fuckwits in the Kremlin political asylum and hook them up with Corbyn’s residence to make them feel at home.

  4. As Mandy Rice-Davies (a right little goer) once opined “He would say that wouldn’t he?”
    Mind you, he could be right. You can’t trust the EU and their media lapdogs, especially the BB fucking C.

  6. His latest threat, NATO supplying Ukraine with weapons could escalate a nuclear war. NATO only exists as a defensive partnership, weapons are being supplied by individual states.
    Russia are getting frustrated, who knows what they will do next.

    That US defence Secretary is sailing close to the wind, ‘looking to weaken Russia’, that won’t go down well in the Kremlin.

    • Imagine the US reaction if Russia started putting Russian military bases in Nicaragua, then Honduras, then Guatemala, then Belize followed by setting up illegal bio-labs in Mexico.
      In 1997, Biden said that Ukraine joining NATO would start WW3

      If you rely on MSM for your information you are easy to lead by the nose.

  7. Looks like Lurch, and about as cheerful.
    Mind you, at least he’s paid to lie for Putin, unlike the Russkie’s useful idiot apologists of the Hard Left. Now they really are a bunch of cunts.

  9. Im surprised at Russia.
    Thought theyd of taken Ukraine by now?
    Got a bit of a spanking haven’t they?
    Good 👍

    Lavrov is vlads mouthpiece.
    In that he puts Vlads piece in his mouth.
    All russians are bisexual and liars.

    Their also poisoners.
    So think on.

    • Mnc@ – The Russkies are getting a serious hiding.
      Good – the only good commie is a dead one.

      • The Nazi half of my family were caught in Vienna when the Russians advanced end of WWII. Anything vaguely female was raped by pissed up Ivan. Includes my eldest aunt who was bottle raped and later died from internal hemorrhaging. Was payback for what the Germans did to them on the Eastern Front.

  11. They need to scoop up Jen Psaki (AKA Little Red Lying Hood) She’s damn good at what she does – defending the indefensible.
    She’s supposed to quit soon and go to one of the propaganda networks.

  12. Russia was alright until the got rid of the Royal family… All downhill from there…

  13. State media in Ivanland is simply a puppet of the Kremlin.
    Just like the BBC is the puppet of the Woke Filth over here.

    Watch and listen for amusement only,facts and independent journalism largely died out twenty years ago.

    Every western country is the same,infested with cunts.

  14. Move the UK MSM to Russia.
    Nuke Russia.
    The best solutions are generally the simplest.
    And fuck Ukraine too – puppet “Government” and the centrepiece for fraud, theft, bio labs and child trafficking by corrupt US, Ukrainian and Russian officials for decades – allegedly of course..
    Putin?
    Evil little cunt.

    • Russia’s version of Rudy Giuliani. Says what he’s told to say, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Whatever the subject, never fails to mention Russia has nuclear weapons trying to bring the fear factor into play. But it doesn’t have the desired effect as neighbouring countries are queuing up to join NATO.
      Along with Putin he should be dragged from the Kremlin in chains, stripped naked and put in the stocks, doused with all kinds of excrement, sent to The Hague and condemned on worldwide television, then handed over to Ukrainian women who would each be allowed one kick, though not to the head or neck. Don’t want him to expire too quickly.

  16. the Trump interview with piers organ only a few hours old but fucking brilliant for blowing up the bullshit . its being blocked everywhere and only in snippets and then by taking you to musk youtube you know
    people call it cringeworthy but i call it (standing up to thugs and Trump is half that and they fucking hate it)

    • The second half of the interview airs tonight at 8pm. Should be fun, Trump does a John Nott and storms out.

      • Accept he doesn’t.
        Its bollocks.
        The audio was released by Trumps team clearly showing a amicable end to the interview.

      • i just found it funny Minge , the part where he says *our weapons are better and we have more and they will work, there will be know Russia left*
        he, the Trump talks like a gunslinger that you would pay head too.
        he grew up with these cunts that run the World and fucks if i know. but i think he believes in saving not just himself (which he will of course) but also American way of life that has come under threat Globally.
        he states that he sent Angela a white flag in one of the G5 summits when she signed a deal with russia ,for future gas supply.
        whose talking shit , i don’t think Trump is , as much as the cunts he went to school with

      • @ MNC

        Well, we’ll see this evening what actually happened. Trump has changed his version of events several times now, so fuck knows…

      • MJB@
        GBnews played the audio the other day,
        Can hear Donnie Tango talking relaxed,
        And Morgan gushing and thanking him.
        Maybe its been edited to seem like he blew a gasket?
        Fuck knows.
        But GB news seemed to think it was bollocks.

      • Maybe they made up soon afterwards. Either way it should be funny, as Mecuntry said about last night.

      • Trump’s lower jaw movements are hilarious. Plus I’ve never seen such brilliant white teeth. Fake teeth presumably.

      • You were right MNC, no storming out, very disappointing, load of old kack, 35 minutes of my life I will never get back.

      • MJB@

        Nigel Farage mentioned Piers Morgan tried to do a hatchet job.
        Media types are snakes👍

      • The interview itself was okay – fair questions – but spoilt by all the hype and stretching it out using endless repeated short clips plus too much editorialising, ended up being more about Piers Morgan than Donald Trump. Shite presentation basically. Won’t be tuning in again any time soon.

  17. Putin – disgusting lying thug, cunt in a suit. He is what he is. Lavrov – has sold his soul. Why? He must be rich as fuck, why spout all that crap, why not resign citing stress or something. I like to think I get wiser with age. Why doesn’t he? I couldn’t despise anyone more.

    • Russians historically have had it hard.
      (Russians like it hard ducky)
      Bread queues, eating their boots, no Levi jeans, freezing to death, etc.

      They get stability, and the mad cunts try to expand,
      Start a war!!!

      When the west is weaned off russian gas and they are the pariahs of the world,
      Theyll be having boiled boot stew again.

      Something’s deeply wrong with the Russians.
      Dunno if its a gay thing?
      But theyre flawed.

      Vlad Puddin gets shirtless at the sight of a sailor,
      Joey Starling had a tash the Village people would giggle at,
      Even their greatest boxer,
      Drago had a lesbian haircut.

      Im not worried about nukes
      Im worried theyll bum us.

  18. The useful thing about Russian cigarettes is they are high tar and lead to cancer pretty rapidly. Enjoy your puff Lavrov.

  19. I’m taking reports on the war with a healthy dose of salt.
    Russia invaded the Ukraine, but I bet any Russian Soldier caught by the Ukraine folk wished he was
    ” Lying wounded on Afghanistan plains”
    and could roll to his rifle!
    I bet there’s little compassion, they certainly wouldn’t get any from me.

  20. This clown is indeed a cunt, but to be fair, most countries have cunts like these pedalling bullshit at times of crisis. It’s just that totalitarian states seem to have the most odious and laughable ones. And we’re all being fed bullshit by western politicians and media to some degree, even from saint Zelensky himself. The idea that Ukraine can ‘win’ is a prime example. If Putin has the political clout to be able to carry out a war of attrition, how the fuck can Ukraine win in a long war? They simply wouldn’t have enough cannon fodder compared to the Ivan’s. Anyway, I digress. This bloke is a filthy cunt who, like his boss, knows that the only danger to himself is from his own countrymen. Because there’s no collective military will from the rest of the world to give them a kicking. Until that comes to pass, he can say whatever the fuck he likes.

  21. Lavroll is a total cunt. Why him and Putrid have been appeased and kow – towed to, for so long, is a mystery to me.
    Former ( ? ) commie’s. They hate the West.
    I see Lavroll has been threatening WW3, again.
    Keep up, fuckpig, it’s already started.
    The Russians have never been trustworthy.
    And they only understand force.
    Any attempt at compromise is seen as weakness.
    Keep killing the cunts, Ukraine.
    I hope the cunts get the Mussolini treatment.
    Get To Fuck.

    • Evening Jack👍

      Agree totally.
      Call his bluff.
      NATO should gather troops on his borders and keep leaking news about OUR nuclear capabilities.

      See how much swagger hes got when all of russia needs new underpants.

      • Absolutely. I’m not convinced the Russians have the balls for mutually assured destruction. History shows that their generals and politicians were terrified enough when the Soviet Union was at its zenith, let alone the gangster filled basket case it is now.

      • Russians think winning a war is to kill more of their own people than their enemy can, thus depriving them of military targets.
        A bold, if flawed strategy.

      • Evening, MNC 👍
        The West hasn’t been forceful enough, in recent years.
        Europe becoming reliant on Russian gas.
        Oligarchs buying up England.
        China becoming the workshop of the world.
        We’ve been fucking ourselves up the arse for years.
        Time to get a grip.
        Time to become more self reliant.
        Time to adopt a more forceful posture 💪 globally.
        I read an interesting article in the Guardian online ( yes, I know ), about Finland.
        Still got conscription.
        Massive bomb shelters, all mod cons.
        They haven’t changed their posture, since the sixties, have kept investing in defence, through the Cold War up until the present day.
        Don’t trust Russia, one inch.
        I like the Finn’s.
        Switched on.
        Beautiful women.
        Who’ll whip you with Birch twigs 💪😀
        Get ’em in NATO.

  22. You only have to read Russian governments official twitter accounts to see the lies they are peddling themselves without any reinterpretation by western media to see how full of shit they are. You can also see where a lot of the conspiracy theories come from as they are parroted verbatim the same ridiculous nonsense the foilheads spout as fact. All the biolab, child trafficking, neo Nazi stuff is gleefully reported without a shred of evidence, but hey! Who needs evidence these days? That’s so 20th century you boomers!

    Talking of cunts that are full of shit, I see Trump has been trying claw back some respectability after making himself look a total cunt by publicly admiring Putain for invading Ukraine, completely misjudging the feeling of the American public.
    Today’s stance (tomorrow will probably be different again) is that he would threaten the Russians with nuclear war, blah fucking blah. Like any political failure, he can say what he likes, or what he thinks his followers will like, without ever having to prove a damn thing. So, from sucking Putins dick to waving his about, all in a couple of weeks.
    Incidentally, I saw a video of Trump the other day, and he was saying how America needs to look after its geniuses. He then started talking about Jeff Bezos.
    “You see, Jeff loves his rockets, and he’s incredibly good with rockets. I saw one land right back down the other day, it didn’t even have any wings! We need to protect people like him”
    He is breathtakingly stupid.

    • @japseye . Rational is not what the world is dealing with for the past 20 plus years and that is the reason i prefer Trump than bush, clintons, bush, obama and now biden.
      Its a Fucking unsafe place the wonder of the world, that’s now filled with mistrust on every level and i mean .by the leaders and diplomats
      the ordinary joe has to walk through this everyday and its not fucking pleasant

  23. I remember being in the DDR in 1982 and staring through the railings of a Russian barracks. This was at a time when they were supposed to be withdrawing but they didn’t have the transport to take them home. They didn’t have any food either.
    The Mighty Red Army were playing footie on the parade ground……no kit or trainers….. they were hoofing the ball around in their knee length boots, braces dangling behind them. Skinny half starved little runts they were. Fuck knows where their officers were.
    Some soft cunt suggested having a whip round to buy some food but the Krauts soon disabused him of that idea. It seems unlikely that the Ukrainians could win but they are being backed financially by the West while Ivan is skint. Also, conscripts don’t normally shape up well in a real war against real soldiers, especially out there where there is no quarter given and none expected. The Geneva Convention can go and fuck itself in that part of the world.
    One thing for sure, Charlie Chan is watching very carefully and taking copious notes. The cunts.

  24. Russia as been led by evil cunts for the last 120 years.
    Sir Winston Churchill warned the west of this after ww2 he was also correct about the peaceful lot…

    And still the woke cunts want to cancel him..
    Russian leadership the whole lot are evil despotic cunts.

    • I bet Putin is terrified of being cancelled by the Woke!
      Not.
      Were I him, I’d be terrified of a specially targeted missile, a la Bin Laden.
      No wonder the weasel shit cunt is hiding in a bunker, while his troupes slaughter and get slaughtered.
      BTW, didn’t they use a missile that went in through a vent pipe, when they did Bin Laden?

      • No he was dead of kidney disease years before the heroic zero dark 30 bullshit bollox.

    • Gen George Patton wanted to take Russia after WW2. He saw the situation asnit was but the US brass were already getting woke and couldn’t deal with cold hard truths. They fired him.
      There is precious little space in this fucking world for real men.

  25. Soz, LL, I’m afraid I’m going to hijack your nom, and after we’d made such a good start with Fidler Shitsock, Inc.

  27. This Lavrov fella is a Big Soft Cock, totally deluded and following ‘Shootin Putin’s’ narrative with stupid f@@king blind obedience. Like the rest of their ilk, these cunts wont admit or take responsibility for any of their shit Whatever is the world coming too! Where is our Christopher Reeves Superman to save the world from nuclear Armageddon.

  28. This tosser reminds me of Saddam Husseins spokesman who claimed they were winning as the Alliance rapidly advanced.
    The lies are infinitely bigger than anything Boris could dream up.
    If only real life was like Hollywood; by now a crack team of marines would have slipped in and taken him out along with Putin. Unfortunately it is more likely they’d blow themselves up on landing at the border..

  29. Where did this dirty Lavroll crawl out from? He looks as dodgy as fuck. If Putin dies from whatever he’s supposed to have this cunt will probably take over.

    I hope the Russians get an even bigger hiding than they’ve had. It would take less that 1 hour for one of Ukraine’s MIGs to fly to Moscow and shoot the place up a bit. A one way trip for the pilot but that would show they’re not fucking about. Russian air traffic control are probably so drunk they wouldn’t notice it’s not one of theirs.

  30. This cunt strikes me as coming from the same mould as ‘Chemical Ali’ from the Iraq war shenannigans … if, or when, it all ‘turns turtle’ for the Kremlin this type of cunt will turn on his comrades as quick as fuck. He’d be the first one I’d be handing over to the Ukraines to hang from the nearest lamp post … Cunt.

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