Lib Dems [4]

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A destroyed line of Russian armour grade cutting for election signs please. The slogans they contain, specifically the Lib Dems, and the cunts that display them.

It’s local election time in DiCunty land and orange and black diamonds are popping up all over the land. Oh yes, The lib fucking dems are out and about again. Prominent in this part of the world mainly due to the now thankfully long dead ‘Paddy’ Ashdown.

‘Lib Dems – Winning Here.

Mmm, well they’ve not done so well recently and the current MP is Tory, so that’s not a true statement. There are however plenty of bellends that will vote in the locals for the sandal wearing green/red/ commie car hating EU loving anti democratic pricks.

Lib Dems – ‘Working for you’.

Sadly living in Lib dump council ward I have to say this is just bollocks. They ain’t ‘working’ for no one but themselves it seems. Grass verges like the savannah, drains blocked, hedges overgrown, local polis cut to the bone, no GPS and a constant drip drip drip approval of planning applications to build on green fields and install solar farms everywhere whilst the local towns turn into 3rd world hell holes. Still the council workers have great pension opportunities with all my tax monies.

And the best I saw today – Lib Dems ‘Demand better’.

I do, I demand that any able bodied soul grab one of these signs and the pole it’s mounted on then insert into the nearest orifice of any Lib Dem they encounter.

Any cunt that has one of these signs displayed in their garden or house window needs a date with a fucking hellfire missile fired from a reaper drone.

Nominated by: LeonardoDiCunty

80 thoughts on “Lib Dems [4]”

  1. I despise the Iliberal Undemocrats.

    They are on the wrong side of every issue and can usually be relied on to support anything that’s anti- UK, pro EU, pro illegal immigration and pro woke. It’s as if they get a perverse pleasure out of being obstructive cunts. Utter twats.

  2. Just sent off my postal vote. “You’re all cunts” scrawled over the ballot paper in red ink.

  4. Never forget the work they did trying to twart Brexit.
    They can jog the fuck on.

    Theres some speccy old cunt who keeps posting Lib dem leaflets through my tasteful door.

    Ive told him to stop shoving litter through my door and gave him the leaflets back.

    The cheeky cunt still does it!!!😡

    Well hes obviously a slow learner, see how he does next time when I let the dog out to deal with him.

    • I just slammed the door in the last lib dem that come to my door. Traitors.

  5. The Lib-cunts control our area and the way they operate is like some Mafia outfit straight out of Chicago.

    I have a friend who has a commercial property on our high street and he ran out of green bags for his rubbish, which is picked up daily.

    Using his initiative he used a black bag instead and got slapped with a £200 fine for the WRONG COLOUR bag – which goes up to £400 if not paid in 14 days.

    Utter cunt monkeys.

  6. They’re got one good looking bird so what do they do? Hide her behind the hipster and put the 4 shagnasties in the front.
    They haven’t a clue.

  7. Here’s one to hold up that will make them scratch their heads and stop to think long enough for you to run:
    I LOVE N_I_G_G_E_R_S!!

    An added bonus if their heads explode.

  8. I can remember cunts putting posters in their windows at election time when I was a kid but I haven’t seen that for years, not in Londonstabistan anyway. It’s too risky these days if you display the wrong poster. You’re likely to get a brick through your window or petrol through your letterbox. I’ve never in my life had a canvasser knock on my door which is a shame as I’d love to take the piss out of the cunt and tie him up in knots.
    Whatever happened to that Swinson bitch who got thrown out at the last election? Good tits but a fucking traitor to this country. Like all of them really. Traitors I mean, not the tits.

  9. Just remember when you vote, only 25% of your money actually goes on “services”. The rest goes on wages and pensions. Cunts

  11. There was actually no need for a nomination after the title. The title says it all really. There is only one LibDem I like which is Layla Moran……… and that’s only because I have a weird specky-teacher/student fetish and I want to fuck her (an angry hate-fuck obviously).

    She tries the whole “I’m a pansexual” schtick (which is the trendy, new-age way of saying bisexual) but she’s filth because every bi girl I’ve ever fucked is an absolute hound in the bedroom and bi girls love cock more than straight girls.

    I was in the Army with a lass who was a “former language teacher” and considering how much she loved cock (she was spit-roasted by 2 of my mates at her request) it wasn’t difficult to work out why she was a “former” teacher.

    Fuck the Lib Dems indeed! …………. although I would be happy to have a 3-way with Layla Moran and Dehenna Davison were the opportunity to present itself.

    • Layla Moron? She’s a fucking dog!
      It takes all sorts I suppose.
      Fucking hell.

      • Layla Moran looks like she cuts her own hair with a knife and fork. Coupled with the Dame Edna specs and charity shop garb, she looks like a Worzel Gummidge imitation reject. What an utter fucking sartorial disaster.

        Now the big titted, arrogant girl with the big teeth, Jo Swinson, I suppose I could be egged on for a vigorous soapy titwank from her – she’d have to catch me in right mood of course.

      • I wouldn’t kiss her though Paul.
        Swinsons teeth looked like theyd been fished out of a septic tank.

    • Layla looks like she could bite your cock off through a tennis racquet

  12. White, middle class party with a few token dar quays to add a dash of colour, Vidkun Quisling would be proud of them, the vile bunch of cunts!!!

  14. Can they glue themselves to a russian warship and tell the sailors they are a bunch of oil consuming cunts? I would happily see the russian sailors kick every colour of shit out of the fuckers before the Ukrainian military sends all of them to the bottom of the black sea

  15. We must be neighbours Leonardo, that is the exact same description of what the useless sack of shits have done to my local area and I too have a pretty fucking useless cunt of a Tory MP. Heaven forbid the fucking steaming sack of socialists ever get in. Fuck me what cunts are left?

  16. “Liberal?”
    “Democrat?”
    The most illiberal, undemocratic pieces of human sewage delight in calling themselves something they are not.
    These cunts would have heterosexual working class whitey shipped off to a death camp as soon as look at them if they got their degenerate, lunatic hands on power.
    UK hating traitor bastards – and it really boils my piss that I am funding this fucking vile freak show.

    • Not unlike the Labour Party. Todays sack of shit makes Ed Miliband look like Clement Atlee. I wonder what Clem (or Harold Wilson) would have made of trannies and other sexual deviants which infests their party today?

  17. It doesn’t seem to matter which of the main parties get in at national or local level, they’re all incompetent arses.
    The local council is now having a ‘consultation’ about making the bins smaller and collecting them every three weeks. The kerbs are greener than the Amazon. The plod don’t arrest real crims. I had to get a permit to dispose of paint and drove half way across the county to the only site that handles paint only to be told it was full. What’s the point of a bloody permit then? Everything is getting worse for the ordinary guy.

  18. Liberal Democrats.
    The party that slags off both Labour and Conservative, then jumps into bed with either of them to form a coalition government.

    • Precisely this.
      The Dumbs know full well they will never have the resources to be a government on its own. All it can do is suck up to the Opposition and hope for a deal and a coalition government.

      There’s every chance of that happening given how unpopular the Tories are right now, as well as pissing off the Red Wall and the 80+ majority.

      But with 2 years to go the Tories won’t give a shit about protest votes in the here and now. It will only be in the final 6 months before an election has to be called will the Tories shit themselves when they realise a Labour/LD coalition could sweep the floor with those 80 seat majority, plus a shitload more Tory vulnerables.

      The Dumbs, just like the SNP and the Greens, are small-dicked cunts, but have an annoying habit of leveraging power and influence out of nothing.

  19. Really hate these fuckers. Opportunist cunts of the worst kind, especially at the local level. Often sexually depraved as well. Remember Jeremy Thorpe, or Mark Oaten and his coffee table abuse?

  20. Everyone knows politicians are cunts but hats off to this shower,they’ve taken their cuntery to a whole new level.
    It’s almost as though they have some sort of super computer programmed to churn out the most bizarre and anti-British policies possible.
    Anyhow it would be a day of great drinking and celebration should their Shadow Cabinet all die in a plane crash on the way to a world Veganist convention.
    The dithering shithouse EU cunts.

  21. This lot should have been fucked when Cleggy sold his principles for a whiff of power. But like the turd that won’t flush, they cling on to existence. Yet what is most worrying is that a noticeable proportion of electorate vote for these useless wankers, especially at the local elections. It seems they are the middle classes ultimate protest vote, which sums up this country’s limp wristed, I’m alright Jack version of rebellion. Useless cunts voted for by the same.

  22. Imagine if we had a party we could in all good conscience vote for?

    Tough on immigration
    Tough on crime
    Patriotic
    No nonsense
    Threatens France
    Pro self sufficiency
    Pro UK manufacturing

    Never happen.
    Politics is rotten to the core.
    All maggots.

  23. The Lib Dems are a puzzle, they stand for nothing and roll over for everything. We really need a third party that actually respects the democratic wishes of the people but that’s not the Lib Dems.

    I don’t think there’s ever been a time in history when the incompetence of leaders all over the world has been so glaringly obvious.

    What I want is a party that listens to the people and converts the will of the majority into workable coherent policies. Fat chance of that happening.

    The fact the lib dumbs exist and attract any votes at all points to a real crisis in politics.

  24. Though I despise the Lib Dumps, they are no danger – they have no chance of ever gaining power, its Starmer’s kweer fuckers that gets on my tits more than anyone else. His bloody sanctimonious outpourings about the Downing Street Parties are unbearable. He looks and sounds as outraged as Mother Theresa being fucked up the arse by the Pope.

    Given that half his party are homos, I should be very careful – there is bound to be some messy scandals about some of them, and as Starmer is so keen to keep filth off of Yvette Pixie-Balls, he will have no option other than to sack them – I can see the headlines now : Bryant/Streeting/Kyle – From Blow Job To No Job.

    I heard Bryant on World At One – he was so fucking holier-than-thou, you could hardly believe he was once caught posing in just his underpants to try to get a sordid homosexual hook-up.

  25. I’ve recently received a booklet explaining how to vote in our soon to be held elections for our new mayor.
    We get a first, and second choice should we need it.
    I’ve got to say that the LibDem candidate looks like a smug, overfed cunt, with the Conservative one close behind. SDP & Green have no chance, so I’ll be voting for the Yorkshire Party candidate. Labour can fuck off, too!

  26. Often wondered why the Lib Dumbs have traditionally done so well in the Celtic Fringe – Cornwall and the Borders region of Scotland/ UK.

    The Celts have always been a bit mad, I suppose.

  27. What the fuck do these cunts stand for?
    Who the fuck votes for them?
    Answers on a post card co Benny Hill slapstick and farce.

    • That sounds a little bit like Tony Benn’s 5 Essential Questions:

      “What power have you got?”

      “Where did you get it from?”

      “In whose interests do you use it?”

      “To whom are you accountable?”

      “How do we get rid of you?”

  28. White bourgeoisie middle-class socialist filth. I despise them more than anyone else. Bloody liberal do-gooders with their lets love and embrace and worship all the ethnic brown people hippy bollocks. They are the true enemy within and the reason the west is falling at a rate of knots. A curse be upon them.

  29. Limp Dumbs. How many MPs are there? Less than 10 surely. Irrelevant bunch. I wish there weren’t any LD MPs at all. Glad Jo Tena Lady Swinso got voted out, sweet.

    • Thirteen of the arseholes and I think one or two of them sneaked in via a byelection. They haven’t got a manifesto except cry about Partygate and refugees and of course Brexit. They are like those Jap soldiers on that Pacific island, still fighting WW2 30 odd years after it finished.

      If Limp Dumb MP’s had any sense they would jack it in and fuck off to Facebook and trouser millions like that parasite Cleggy.

      • Tall streak of smeg, that Cleggy. Can’t stand him one jot. Earning millions for nothing like the evil one, B Liar.

      • Or his Mrs. She actually complained about living in this neighbourhood of massive gated mansions and private security that came with Nick Clegg’s job as “not diverse enough”. Well she could always fuck off and commute in from Watts or Compton if she likes.

    • Also, who can forget arch LibDem, Brexit fanatic, weirdo devil-dodger, democracy-loather, EU-apologist, employer of family, owner of many properties, and all-round felcher…

      ….Tim Farron.

      MP.
      Liberal un Democrat.
      Cunt

    • Remember how it all went to Jo Swineflu’s head during the run up to Brexit?
      Hehehe 😀

      Landed with a thud once the votes came in.

      Wonder if shes gone back to modelling for Halloween pumpkins?!

  30. ‘Winning here’.
    Easily changed to
    ‘Whining here’

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