Jamie Wallis M.P.

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Ladies, Gentlemen and Don’t-Knows, please charge your glasses of Babycham and Iced Pansy water, to toast the latest MP to gather up his skirts to leap aboard the Tranny wagon, his frilly panties and black suspender belt flashing as he so goes.

This time it is roly-poly Conservative (!) MP Jamie Wallis who claims he was raped last year and blackmailed, because he is a member of the Eddie Izzard Appreciation Society – and to crown it all, he had a car accident and ran away (gathering his voluminous skirts around him, no doubt):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-60925885

The House of Commons will be a complete Goon show if this goes on.

Mrs. Shufflewick for Prime Minister (*)

(*) What you don’t remember “Workers Playtime”? It was only 1959.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

81 thoughts on “Jamie Wallis M.P.”

  2. Pink streaks in the hair, bit of makeup, a nice pant suit and Boris would look lovely.

  3. A Welsh man raped? I find that hard to believe, I thought Welsh men were tough as old boots, and that sheep were worried, oven , regulo 8 and that is not for the sheep, morning all

  5. Load of bollocks. He’s a straightforward bender who has realised that he has to up the stakes if he wants sympathy and get away with the drink driving charge.
    And hasn’t it worked a treat. Loads of soft soap and words like “brave”, “courageous”, “proud”………fucking nauseating. Why would an MP allow himself to be photographed being bummed or whatever it was? I don’t believe a word of it but he’s a politician so no change there then.
    Absolute disgusting, disgraceful lying cunt.

    • How brave.
      🙄

      No one likes a fat tranny Jamie,
      So I dont believe that you were raped.
      No chance.

      Its a waste of time pal,
      At your best your gonna look like Dawn French.
      Maybe Pauline Quirke.

  6. DA why oh why has my comment pissed off for moderation??? Thank you if you can enlighten me.

  8. Just looking at him turns my stomach.
    Good morning.
    From a field.
    In sunny Shropshire.

    • Morning Jack👍
      Field in Shropshire?
      Hope your not poaching?
      Im off shortly to a job in Liverpool,
      Home to the Beatles, cilla, ken Dodd and moustache and perm combos,
      Awww hey, de do doh dont dey do…..
      Theiving cunts

      • Eh cam Dow cam down…you wha? You asking, ..you fighting ? …eh you wha..eh eh🤣

      • My poaching days ended long ago. This is just a perfectly legal, weekend break.
        Make sure you’ve got your locking wheel nuts on.
        And put your folding stuff in your sock.
        Not in a wallet in your back pocket.
        Don’t be tempted by a back street shag, either.
        Be careful in that there Liverpool.
        😀

      • Tax free Saturday, MNC ?
        Topping 👍👍👍
        Fuck Rishi.
        And his wife..

    • Hi jack , I would fuck rishis missus senseless dry crushed glass in the key in front of him and tell him I have done your wife what you are doing to ordinary people

  9. If a Tory can get elected in Wales imagine how shit the local Labour lot must be. I bet the good people of Bridgend never dreamed they were getting a fucked up trannie when they put their cross against this cunt’s name.
    In fact I imagine they voted for him exactly to avoid such cuntiness. I bet they’ve got a big dose of buyers regret right now.

  10. The usual way of escaping a drunk in charge case….scared my ass but there you go.

    • Dear Jim’ll Fix It
      Please can you help me to cut off my penis and beanbag so that I can avoid prison and still be sn MP.
      love
      Jamie, aged 54

    • I’m not so sure Guzzi. When I look at some of the cretins who are MPs I do wonder about the thought processes of the thousands who vote them in.
      His Wikipedia page is worth a look.

      • I’ve just had a butchers’ at his Wikipedia page arfur and the most charitable description of his past is ‘colourful ‘.
        There is no way I’d want this creature living within 5 miles of me.

      • “Colourful” isn’t the word. This cunt is as dodgy as they come. It seems he’s made a career out of lying through his teeth. Married with two kids as well. This dirty bastard is obviously following the Schofield line. It’s amazing how easy it is to turn yourself into a victim these days, even for a bare faced criminal like this cunt. How the fuck did he ever get to be an MP?

  13. Why hasn’t the cunt dyed it’s hair blue or whatever is mandatory for the most foul degenerates in these excellent modern times?

    It’s just a Gay,it doesn’t like dresses and make up,the Tranny bit is just a Get Out of Jail card after a typical Gayness panic attack.

    Deceitful fat shithouse cunt.

    • Funny, I know a few gays and they would be at the front of the queue to give this freak a kicking. It’s a strange old world.

  14. Well I suppose they say that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” but I must admit that this fat bastard’s ringpiece winking out at me from between his flabby arse cheeks wouldn’t be my first port of call if I was up for a spot of back-door burglary….still, at least the remarkably fearless and desperate nature of the assault should narrow the field of potential suspects down considerably for the Police…. Lady Nugee’s husband and Walter the Homosexual Walrus are probably the only really viable candidates for such an atrocity.

    PS…if anyone is suffering from PTSD, I’d imagine it’ll be this vile creature’s proctologist.

  15. I now know that if I ever want to get away with motoring offences, I will become a born again deviant!!!

    Society is truly crumbling into an unstoppable cuntfest!

    Sjambok this fake Tory cunt!!!

  16. This dirty cunt has got previous-he was involved in a website called Sugardaddy.com or similar-he was cunted on an episode of the excellent “Podcast of the Lotus Eaters”.

    A dirty, morally bankrupt bastard. Perfect MP material…
    👎

  17. Just trying to avoid losing his place on the gravy train (allegedly).

    Get sent down for drink driving and he’ll lose his seat and potentially, his pension.

    Call me a cynic, but what convenient timing this was. While
    the case is being prepared, he suddenly tells the likes of the BBC that he’s a tranny and his ‘rape ordeal’ and stress of not saying he’s a tranny made him lose it for a minute.

    Fucking bollocks.

    But if he gets away with it and keeps his job, we all know what to do if we ever transgress the laws of the land.

    The reaction from his party, other MPs and the media has been both laughable and predictable. The reaction should’ve been, ‘This is an ongoing legal matter and we will comment further after any judgement is made.’

    I hope he gets found out if it’s a load of fucking horse shite.

  18. Just trying to avoid losing his place on the gravy train (allegedly).

    Get sent down for drink driving and he’ll lose his seat and potentially, his pension.

    Call me a cynic, but what convenient timing this was. While
    the case is being prepared, he suddenly tells the likes of the BBC that he’s a tranny and his ‘rape ordeal’ and stress of not saying he’s a tranny made him lose it for a minute.

    Fucking bollocks.

    But if he gets away with it and keeps his job, we all know what to do if we ever transgress the laws of the land.

    The reaction from his party, other MPs and the media has been both laughable and predictable. The reaction should’ve been, ‘This is an ongoing police matter and we will comment further once it is over.’

    I hope he gets found out if it’s a load of fucking horse shite.

  19. Fuck any standards of behaviour put this dress on. Currently all things Trans are very popular.

    Alchemy doesn’t work when trying to turn dog shit into gold but in the 21st century gender alchemy can turn a guilty MP into an innocent woman before our very eyes.

    Magic.

  20. And what part of him thinks conservative voters want to hear:

    1. He’s been drunk in charge of a vehicle.

    2. He’s married with kids but now says he’s a tranny.

    3. He’s being blackmailed by criminals for being filmed/photographed bumming blokes.

    4. He’s been raped off some gay rapist.

    This is not the life you’d want from your MP. Not good of course ‘if’ he got raped, but if you hang around in the company of fucking deviants then expect the likelihood of such things happening to increase somewhat.

    Although I admire his chutzpah. Alan B’Stard couldn’t have come up with a better excuse.

  21. Do parliament and the police really believe this bollocks? It’s such a transparent story as to seem child like. He’s been recognised by one of his cruising area conquests so goes all Kevin Keegan. He then applies the mental health card gained from this jackanory to cover his arse for yet another transgression. A decent brief would pull him apart in court, but will it be allowed to get to that stage?

  22. I wonder how the BBC would react if some cunt like Ian Huntley said he only killed those girls because he was stressed about being scared to reveal he was a tranny?

    Probably call him brave and demand his fucking release, no doubt.

  25. The rozzers (well those at the top) have painted themselves into a corner.

    Go ahead as normal and they’ll probably get sued for being trannyphobic or whatever.

    Drop the charges and every criminal in the land will be using this excuse.

    Well done, you fucking idiots.

  26. I wouldn’t care what the law is about trannies.
    I would sack the nutter.

    Imagine making an appointment to see your local MP only to be confronted with that lunatic sat behind his desk wearing a frock and a wig.

    The cunt is supposed to be representing the people of his constituency, for fuck’s sake.

  27. Diagnosed with gender dysphoria, what the fuck is that.

    ‘Doctor I feel like I want to be a woman’

    ‘Don’t worry, here is a sick note that allows you wear a dress and called yourself Trudy’

    What a load of piss boiling bullshit!

  28. Typical politician, look how long vazaline got away with lying and deviency. Most of these bastards would crawl through boiling shit to keep the nose in the swill bin. Give it a few years and what other horrors will be raised to get the woke sympathy vote. Thanks to uman rights and the rancid equality bill anything will go.

  29. I have to say this piece of shit must be one of the biggest cunts that’s been on here for ages. That’s quite an achievement when you think about it.

    • I know we have cunt of the year on this site, but surely there needs to be more cunt awards. Bit like MBE, OBE, Sir, Lord etc.. I admit, there would be a lot of competition for the top spot, cunto di cunto, but I think Blair would have it in the bag.

  30. ‘Things have take a tumble. I am not ok.’
    Neither am I.

    He says he has ‘come out as trans’ but he hasnt. He hasn’t ‘transitioned’ yet.

    To get off the charge surely he must have least started hormone therapy. Has he booked his surgery I wonder?

    I feel like Mrs Plastic and her argument that they can go to women’s prisons and ladies toilets ONLY if they have the full surgery.

    I wonder if there will be a sort of ‘gender reveal’ when he does transition?

    Boris at the despatch box –‘I would like to introduce our newest MP. He was a man but now is a Ladeee’.

    Will the voters of Brigend be allowed to vote again? I mean they voted for a man.

    He’s pannicked cos he ‘ran away’ from a car accident. And now he has ALL the sympathy.

    I thought there was going to be a standing ovation when Boris told the story of his ‘bravery’ in the Commons.

    I am not ok with all this.

    • ‘Wallis has stated that he will continue to use he/him pronouns “for the time being”.’

      • No you could not CF.

        Maybe in the future a-

        Statement from the office of Jamie Wallis MP-

        ‘For clarification I have stated I will continue to use he/him pronouns “for the time being”.’

        ‘When I have my meat and two veg cut off then and only then will I switch to she/her’

        ‘That’s all I have to say on the matter’.

    • So far he’s only come out as transgender, not transsexual.
      Transgender is a term used for those who do not emotionally relate to the sex they were born, whereas transsexual is a specific term for a person who has undergone medical procedures to become physically aligned to whichever sex they want.
      Time will tell as to whether Jamie chooses to remain a transgender or go for the full slash n’ gash.

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