This week, Prince Baldy and Princess Milf (Pilf?) have arrived in the Caribbean on a tour to celebrate Lizzie’s 70 years on the throne.
The locals have used this tour to start demanding reparations to the tune of 7.4 billion pounds (that would be just for starters, no doubt).
The demand is for to he fact we bought and sold loads of bananas and sugar that we purchased from black slave traders in the region centuries ago. Shouldn’t the families of the slave owners be the ones they moan at? Any chance that the few remaining Taino people (the original inhabitants of the Caribbean islands) are compensated by the Africans who were brought over or moved there? Slavery ended long ago. Aren’t they ‘colonising’ the land of others? Shouldn’t they now ‘go back home’ to Africa?
I’m sure Africa is a much more pleasant place to live than places like Antigua or Barbados.
And maybe I would agree to this payment, after they pay us first for the crime wave we’ve had to suffer from their lot since they came over. Or for the suffering in listening to the likes of Raheem fucking Sterling.
And they can wait until we get some money from Italy (Romans) and the French for past occupations, land grabs and slavery.
And once every fucking country in the world has signed up to a ‘Reparations Act’ and paid for all any any past wars/occupations, then maybe it will make sense (but probably not).
But it only matters of course, when whitey does it! Silly me, I almost forgot!
A local judge tore up his wig in protest at having to follow laws set up by the British this week. Maybe he’d prefer African style laws and necklacing cunts who ‘diss’ him or someone from his tribe? Go back to African justice then, you daft cunt.
William has now said, ‘A conversation needs to be had.’
Well, your family benefited more than anyone else, so lip it unless you’re prepared to give it all away to these grasping, shameless cunts. We’ll stick you and your family in a Peckham council flat and try and sort jobs for you at the local KFC or Aldi, don’t worry.
But maybe there is a solution. The conversation should go thus;
Gibsmedat: Me want money from whitey.
UK: You can have the money if you take all your lot back.
By jove, I think I’ve got it!
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Machine gun them all
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No, they need to make reparation to us, all those manky, over ripe bananas, crawling with poisonous spiders, ants, catterpillars.
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I’d say they owe us for the countless murders, rapes and various other crimes. I wonder how many people would still be alive today if we’d just torpedoed the Windrush and nipped it in the bud.
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Ok a couple of things; as far as I can tell, these people want money for something that never happened to them from people that didn’t do anything to them, as everyone involved have been dead for 150 years plus.
Second thing; they already have their compensation. Anyone who’s ancestors were taken to a first world country from Africa doesn’t have to live in Africa. They now live in a civilised country. Surely they should be grateful grandpa Babatunde was taken from the shittiest continent on the planet thus allowing them to live in Europe, the US etc, the very places their African counterparts are trying to get to by the thousand every day.
Ok, so now it’s three points. Lazy fuckers won’t something for free as always. I want compensation from Italy. My Celtic ancestors were bought and sold by the Romans after all.
By the way, look at those soppy white bellends in the photo.
Oven.
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Uppity N.i.gg.ers👎
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Maybe they’ll sell the straight bananas to the EU. Considering the UK is full of racist russian loving cunts according to the left.
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“Gibsmedat: Me want money from whitey.
UK: You can have the money if you take all your lot back.”
Another bullseye.
How much? Here, now fuck off.
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I demand free curry goat, jerk chicken with rice and peas.
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