Caitlin Jones is a cunt.
I’m sure, by now, most cunters must think I’m obsessed with anything Greggs. You may be correct, however, there’s plenty of material out there, so I’m not looking very hard.
Caitlin, a 22 year old mum, decided during lockdown ( it’s always the case) to have the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse cheek.
Apparently, she was sooooo gutted that the fine dining outlet had shut up shop for the duration, a tattoo would somehow fill the huge void of not being able to get a sausage roll.
The funniest thing about this is the their tag line” always fresh, always tasty”. I will warn the ISAC horn section in advance, she has a rather lovely set of bangers, a nice arse, but alas, a proper cunt.
Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe
Check out the Milk Round on her.!!
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She’s an empty-headed bitch, but I could imagine my spunk dripping off her tits.
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I’ve decided to get centimeter marks on my cock. When I go erect they turn to inches.
To measure depth.
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Wat did occur to me when I wrote the nom, was how the fuck did she get a twattoo during a lockdown.
Secondly, I want one on me old fella. Just Eat, unless it’s a horsey faced Philly, then she can get herself fucked off..
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