Adverts [3]

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Adverts again!!!
Sorry everyone I have to cunt the adverts again. Two to be precise the new Hermes one and Hotels.com one. Both adverts one after the another and features either stupid Whitey couple in the first camping with hilarious results with a couple of colour living it large in a cosy hotel and the Hermes one is a whitey beardy cunt delivering to four households. All of colour. Just fuck off world. The agenda is now for all to see get rid of honky.

https://youtu.be/c8w3S2Qpzh4

https://youtu.be/hL1X6vQqfIY

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Additional strongly felt nomination by: The Wizard’s Sleeve

Evri, the new “word” for that previous curse word, Hermes. I hope the CEO of this so-called courier service dies choking on his own vomit. Even the word cunt is simply not enough to describe how shit this piss-awful wanking toss of a fucking load of bollocks company is. Parcel out for delivery but is now 7 days late, with no explanation whatsoever other than it is “delayed”. Arsehole cunting pissflaps fuckwit shithouse bastard awful company. I have a courier “delivery” I want to make to them, a big fucking nuclear bomb.

92 thoughts on “Adverts [3]”

  1. So Hermes delivery people are all dark- keys.

    That explains a lot – why they can’t deliver anything, never leave cards in the letterbox, can’t be called or emailed for updates and deliver 4 months late, by which time whatever they are delivering is shot to hell because it’s been the centrepiece of a weird satanic voodoo dance back in the depot.

    Cunts.

      • I have no telly at all. I catch glimpses of it in pubs n so forth. Every time I do, I realise again WHY I don’t have one.
        It’s all lies, and hatred of people like me.

    • Nah,, it’s the other way around the delivery men are all white.
      Can’t have dark-keys delivering to whitey nowadays, that doesn’t happen
      First and last time I’ve watched it. I tried using parcelfarce some weeks ago and my parcel arrived with more damage than Mariupol.

    • @MMCM. And when they do eventually deliver, the driver will have a shit in your shrubbery.
      The filthy cunts.
      Good morning.

      • 😀 Yes. In my enthusiasm I got it the wrong way around. Fantasy land – whitey delivering to dar key. Reality – dar key failing to deliver to whitey and crapping in the rose bushes. Now I know why the roses are doing so badly this year.

      • Toxic Nando’s poo poo.
        When they flower, the blooms will smell of shitty Peri Peri sauce. 🤮
        Lovely.

      • For a minute I thought you were referring to Lisa Nandy’s poo poo. That would definitely help the roses.

  2. Fuck me, which city is that parcel bloke working in? Lagos? Harare? Nairobi?
    I suppose it could be Brixton but there’s not many houses like that and they’re all full of middle class whitey.
    The fantasy world of advertising eh?

    • We are subjected to this agenda 24/7. An inverted world kept running by super smart and friendly dark keys for the benefit of dumb whiteys. It’s a total fantasy land and bears no relation to reality.

    • The agenda is working though Freddie. A recent pole in the US showed people think that something like 50% of the population is black. Similarly scewed results with the gats and trannies etc.
      It’s a long term plan that’s bearing fruit in the fertile ground of ignorance.

  3. I hate the advert with sone fat cunt and his ugly family going on holiday, with his fat fuckin kid.
    Dunno what its called I wasn’t paying attention,
    But if theres any justice in the world that holiday will end like the McCann’s.

  4. Evri are fucking cunts. For every house that delivery driver visits, he is greeted by a Feargal.

    I can only assume he was on his daily round in Dalston, but I would have expected to have seen a Joe Daki in one of the houses he delivered to.

  5. It’s part of a concerted effort by Western society to normalise: White = retarded, nefarious, ugly; non-white = genius, benevolent, beautiful. The only way for Whitey to remedy their inferior gene is to breed outside their race. Failing that, allow ever greater numbers of undocumented dingy riders in to reinforce our multicultural utopia where knife crime was long ago banished, and anyone who disagrees is evil. Deceitful. Fucking. Cunts.

  6. To be fair to evri, it’s the same house beardy is delivering to. Just showing the woman at different stages of pregnancy.

    • Easy mistake to make…they all look the same to me….bet her benefit-sponging brat grows up to be a drug dealer or a hoe

  7. Ethnics in adverts are a turn off.
    Like finding a fly in your soup,
    Or a blob of dogshite in a room.
    Dont advertising execs realise?

    If you want to make something appealing dont use the cast of Roots to sell it.

    I just think ‘eurgh! Not using that.sooties use them.’

    Its like using Peter Sutcliffe to advertise hammers
    Or Dennis Neilsen toilet flush.

    Also that bird with the melted face selling makeup?!!
    Her dark key boyfriend threw acid in her mush?
    Puts me off my chips n gravy !
    Try polyfilla.

  8. I recall one at Xmas with everyone opening their prezzies.
    Thought I was watching the blek n white minstrel show for a minute.
    Perfume, kids toys and slippers etc. Not what I was expecting, a knife, bit of weed, CCJ, child support demand etc

  9. I turn the sound off on adverts, didn’t manage to get to the remote to mute the Virgin Airlines one featuring freaks, boys with makeup and lipstick and the usual gurning Peter Philes.
    The sick, twisted and deviant 1% are forcing their vile agenda on the unwilling and increasingly angry 99%.
    But paybacks a BITCH, and it’s coming.

  10. Ah yes the smiling Dark Keys who all live happily in mansions with their white wives and 2 mongrel children.

    Or some greasy P.aki sat with his white girlfriend eating crisps.

    All modern fairie tales to undermine the reality of murder drugs any general nuisance.

    Vermin for oven.

  11. Never bother with the adverts because I never bother with terrestrial TV or even cable/Sky.

    But I do wonder how other BAMEs feel about not being deemed important enough in terms if diversity/inclusion with TV programmes and adverts. You don’t see many Chinese, Eastern Europeans, Indians, and other minority groups who sponge… oops, sorry, who live in the UK and appear on TV! Its always the usual suspects, which suggests discrimination against everyone else.

    That said, give it another year or so and the fuss will have died off either due to everyone living in abject poverty due to trying to keep up with the cost of living; or that we all get nuked by Putin.

  12. Just think, if Big Vlad drops his Big Bomb on us the whole world will be fucked and we’ll have to start all over again.
    You might find the white, straight male may be more useful than our Lords and Masters would have us believe. Wouldn’t that be an irony?

    • if he does drop the bomb, I’ll make sure I hide up the ample body of Emily Thornberry. I think she is nuke resistant for a 10 mile range!

      • Bollocks!

        That should have read “I hide behind the ample body of…”

        Bit of a Freudian slip there

    • Love that. “ Dee Benson and Hedges fag making company”. It’s not racist. It’s witty and self deprecating. If only ads were like that now. Of course you can’t advertise fags any more. Ads for tabs and booze were usually the best.

      • I remember that advert. Typical British humour, harmless fun that nowadays would be classed as hateful and racist.
        If John Bird blacked up nowadays, he’d be de platformed and thrown to the Woke wolves.
        We’re losing so much that makes this country what it is ( was )
        Stab…… Sorry !
        Shoot…. Sorry !
        LOL

    • That is the most racist advert I have ever seen.

      What a fucking disgrace.

      I implore everyone not to watch it, which I know you won’t because we’re all woke here 🙂

  16. The fucking holiday advert with that whiny tramp asking ‘darling hold my hand’ finds me aiming a projectile at whichever piece of ‘media’ it’s running on. Fucking song, fucking holiday ad boils my cider raddled piss.

    As for the delivery drivers. The cunt that recently took my expensive parcel to the wrong street and threw it over the garden fence needs machine gunning.

    Luckily the owners were decent and delivered it on to me else I had no way of knowing where it was, as the courier emailed me to say it had been ‘successful delivered’ but due to a ‘pad error’ no details available.

    Utter wankstains as I told them on their feedback form.

    • Add any advert with that fat tongued mongo Phil Spencer as well. Useless fucking oxygen thief.

  17. I can only assume a government directive was behind the over promotion of Dark-Keys in adverts.
    After decades of allegiance to a Supermarket chain, their insistence that Blek-History was worthy of a month of celebration (what fucking history?🤔), I now travel further to use a different chain 👍

    Perhaps the younger generation are mostly on board with this cuntish agenda?

  18. What do you do when a company is shit? Change the name and hope nobody realizes its them.

    E, g.
    Anderson consulting, now Accenture. Worked for them once. Bunch of tossers
    Facebook run by Zuckercunt,. Now called Meta. Still crap.

    You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a fucking pig…

  20. What cunt came up with that advert, Hermes or Evri only deliver to dark stripes, white man with beard as the driver, ah well at least it caught the attention of ISAC.

    The only all white adverts are for old cunts, Sun life coffin dogger insurance or buy yourself a cheap cremation (no questions asked).

    The demographic of this country is 80% black if these adverts are a reflection of society.

    We are truly fucked, Vlad please nuke Londonistan.

      • @Infidel.
        I’ve noticed that you are looking a little peaky and out of sorts, lately.
        Are you constipated ?
        Or off your food ?
        You look dreadful.
        Get well soon.
        Good morning.

      • Morning Jack.
        Getting ready for a spot of coffin digging.
        I have a strange fascination with this sort of stuff. Somebody asked sometime ago and I mentioned I got some happy postcards at the Palermo catacombs. Strangest place I’ve ever visited.

        https://bit.ly/3Ef6ioj

      • I can see the attraction.
        Nice and quiet.
        Nobody mithering.
        It’s all good. 😀

      • Hiya Jack!
        Oh we’re best buds again 👍

        Pork mince eased the way,
        Even taking the medicine without me having to get her in a half Nelson.

        You cant have Bonnie without Clyde
        Or Laurel without Hardy😁

    • The best cheap cremation is the type practiced by the Bulgarian Amazon worker who climbed to the top of a pylon in Greater Manchester; locals said lights flickered for a few seconds. With the near full-power of the grid going through for a few seconds, and witnesses reporting a really loud bang, he must’ve been aerosoled.

    • @MNC. Glad to hear that you and the hound are on good terms 👍
      Pork mince.
      Capital 😀

  21. I derive some small amusement from reading the terms and conditions in tiny print at the bottom of the screen. I presume the regulator requires these to be displayed as often they flatly contradict the message being pushed in the advert. Having said that, the game soon becomes boring which is why on every remote control we have owned for years now the mute button has become highly polished.

  22. I like the ‘Checkatrade’ one.

    ‘Here’s (some name I’ve forgotten) the electrician.”

    And it’s a dark key bird😂

    I’m not saying they don’t exist, but fuck me. How many sparkies have you used or seen that were dark key split arses?

    Next, “Here’s Mtumbu, the Icelandic fisherman.”

    Don’t think we’ll ever see, “Here’s Dave. The Chinese plumber.”

    Mind you, I did see a honky playing for the West Indies cricket team recently. When he was interviewed, he had a full on Bob Marley accent lol.

    I guess he’s lived there since he was a kid and has picked up the accent to be fair.

    I wonder if they call him ‘The white devil’, like the Haitian football team did to the sole honky they had in the 74 World Cup?

    If foreigners tune in to British TV using Iptv (whatever that is) they must think it looks like Africa over here.

    • No way if I needed a plumber or electrician and some umbongo bird turned up would she get in the door.

      Floello Benjamin with a toolbag.

      I like tradesmen to have opposable thumbs at the very least.
      And not to swing on the chandelier screeching.

    • In 1991 on holiday to Tobago, one of the air hostesses was a gorgeous little blonde.
      When she got to the safety announcement it was in a thick West Indian accent, which was a bit of a shock. She even saiid ‘if my accent is a surprise, I was born and brought up in Tobago’.
      The local people were incredibly friendly as well, far different to the ones we seem to have imported. Shows diversity isn’t our strength. Let them into the UK and many become chippy and hating whitey.

  23. “I can’t believe we just landed a plane!”

    You didn’t sweetheart. You just watched a plane land on a big screen.

    Whoop de fuckin’ doo.

    • Me watching the moon landing on YouTube later with the Mrs.

      “I can’t believe we just went to the Moon!”

  26. I wonder when these dull corporate cunts are going to realise that the advertising agency cunts are fuckiing them off with over-diversity?
    Apart from fucking fried chiggun the demographic they need to reach is not black. Whenever I see a load of blacks/gays etc crowbarred in to an advert I resolve not to buy. I stopped using Sainsburys when the cunts sent out a virtue signalling load of bollocks about diversity in their workforce which just meant that they were following the law. Surprised they didnt take the fucking knee at the checkouts.

  27. The decline of adverts continues
    Dfs dear fucking shit with rainbow families with lounges bigger than my whole house
    Fucking used car ads
    Expensive suv ex rental and auction crap sold to clueless dark keys of millionaire status
    Why when none of it is real
    What is the point
    Hope they all go bust
    Bring back for mash get smash
    Or Umbongo they drink it in the Congo
    Switch it off it’s even on you tube which was my escape

  28. Vile white liberal bourgeoisie fucktards. They really are the scum of the earth. Endlessly swallowing the semen of multicultural propaganda. They and their idiot bye-blows will reap the rewards in time.

      • So that is where all the mixed-race brats. That infest the television advertisings come from. I thought they were just planted and grown in a field like vegetables.

  29. It started with the Gillette cuntwittery – men are bad and need to be more “feminine”. So I stopped using their products. Cunts.
    Now we have Dark keys and peaceful dakis everywhere, so for the products advertised I assume I am not their target market anymore – don’t buy anything not aimed at me. TV is becoming more like ZTV every day.
    Sainsburgs after years of my custom are also off my list of shops I frequent, as will be anyone else who has forgotten who their largest market is.
    Cunts the lot of them.

  30. It’s taken me a lot of effort to reach ti’s point in the thread, as I keep going back to the header pic… Despite the appalling dungarees, she gives me the ‘orn something rotten. And, as a counter of experience, she is now stark naked, wearing something much more attractive, from the wardrobe of my mind… She is my idea of a sexual bouncy castle.

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