Sammie-Jo Hailford

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Bullies are cunts, we all know this, but now and then you can really see what happens when there are no bullies, case in point see above.

There are some people who now due to a lack of bullies decide to paint eye brows on with a Dulux brush and other equally stupid things and then have no spine what so ever when they get some justifiable criticism.

Cue the snow flakes wailing about mental health, im sorry but when you go out in public looking like this much of a cunt, you have to expect to have the piss taken and then some.

Dosnt this dozy fucktard have a mirror, dosnt her mum say- love you look like a clown crossed with a fuck doll, go and sort it out.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

66 thoughts on “Sammie-Jo Hailford”

  1. I suppose that the eyebrows stop you noticing the dreadful gnashes for a couple of milliseconds.

    • She won’t have to worry about money for much longer.

      Colgate have been on the phone asking her to feature in their latest toothpaste ad.

      Furthermore, Max Factor’s prestigious Grimsby division have also been trying to contact her to promote their latest mascara.

  2. Clearly a screw loose coupled with overwhelming narcissism.

    No wonder the offspring will likely grow up with the same affliction.

    Oven. Regulo 8, naturally.

    • Regular 2 paul, don’t cook so fast, nice and slowly does it , morning all

  5. She’s a harmless eccentric. Don’t agree with her being abused on line though. She’s more sane than other Millennials that go marching with BLM and moaning about racial justice all day.

    • Agree MMCM, as a person of some eccentricity I concur with your comment. Target the fuckers who are doing real damage to what’s left of our society.

  6. Is she Noel Gallagher’s daughter?

    Thing is, she chooses to draw cartoon eyebrows on,
    She’s happy with the look
    Fair enough.

    But you look unique/different by choice, stand out from the crowd,
    You have to accept people will stare, comment etc.

    I like them!
    Gives her a air of gravitas.😁

    • Mnc@ – Top bird, where would we be without our eccentrics? And all this gal needs is a big black moustache, a pair of glasses and a cigar and she could make a living as one of the Marx Brothers!

  8. Probably needs help. Not doing any harm though. As said earlier, at least she’s not on her knees and screaming for savages rights.

  9. Attention seeking cunt who’s lack of personality has probably driven the ridiculous eyebrows in the vain hope that she appears infinitely more interesting than she actually is ….
    At first sight I thought she was finishing of the look with a set of joke shop teeth , she needs a good friend to sit her down and explain over a nice cuppa that she’s making a complete Cunt out of herself….
    Poor children 🤷‍♂️

  12. I’ve shaved off what remains of the hair on my head and daubed a Jap’s-eye slit on the top of it using a 6inch brush and some Hammerite paint…I have also glued brillo-pads to a couple of rugby-balls which I have strapped to my knees….I am now,presumably, The Biggest Dickhead in the UK…however…I value my privacy and would never do anything to try and make myself look interesting or get “likes” on Facebook which is why I have contacted the papers and The Guinness Book of Records.
    I hope the nasty bullies don’t get wind of my massive member…they may call me nasty names and upset my mental health…I’m off now to ram my massive warhead into that slutty wheelie-bin that I saw tarting at the end of my road…obviously gagging for it…slimy,stinks like a Grimsby trawler and flap already pulled back in anticipation.

    • DFF@ – Morning Sir Fiddler – the cruel world will never understand the harmless eccentricities of the upper class like what I proper am!

  13. Is the header photo of an American Football-erist, playing for Notre Dame in a 1946 American movie?

    “Hup26. Hup26. Hup, hup, hup!”
    etc…
    🧐

  17. ….and thirdly: when the fuck did our lower orders start naming their offspring with American trailer-park handles?

    Is she married to “John-boy”?
    Presumably her two brats are called “Bobby-Sue” & “Billy-Bob”, or similar….
    👎

  18. The biggest cunts are those threatening to call social services to take her children from her. That’s nasty. Just because she looks a bit odd it doesn’t follow that she’s an unfit mother.

    Cunts.

    • MMCM@ – Agreed – being eccentric doesn’t make you a bad person or a bad parent.
      Being a bad parent does.

    • Fuck her…she’s nothing but an attention -seeking whore…if she cared so much about her benefit-funded brats,she wouldn’t leave them open to the ridicule that they’ll surely get at school.

      PS…I bet the brats are either “special needs”,tar-brushed..or both.

  19. No worse than tramp stamps really………and at least you can wash the fuckers off!

  20. I thought this was some kind of wind up Fugly, you know, fake news and all, but be jezus it’s the truth gov’.

    How on god’s green earth can this slapper expect to not go out and have the piss ripped out of her is beyond me.

    Back when I was younger you’d be slapped for looking like that in public.

  21. She reminds me of old Blairite, Alistair “be-a-duckie,” Darling – and probably an IQ to match.

  22. They started off as normal size and then just grew bigger 😂

    Eyebrow pencil to a two inch brush, there has to be something slightly wrong with the silly tart but hopefully mostly harmless.

  24. As the old saying goes, “looks like her face has been on fire and put out with a coal shovel”. What an horrendous hag.

  26. The tattoos she has is the deal breaker for me. I can’t deal with those on women. Her attention seeking is a turn off as well. Maybe she could be sponsored by Sharpie.

  28. She’s got teeth like a vandalised graveyard and eyebrows like two weight lifting steroid addicted slugs.

  29. People who look like this are usually the first to pass out at the party. It’s best when they leave the house the next morning without looking in the mirror.
    Why someone would do this intentionally is beyond me.
    Those teeth… like a piano after a Who concert.

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