Ronnie Albert Bartlett


Ronnie Albert Bartlett – who he? Answer:

I note that Norwich, of all places, and uniquely, has an Honorary (sic) Russian Consulate. This is run by locally-prominent potato products tycoon Ronnie Albert Bartlett, whose details were pretty easy to find, but, you know, GDPR. His brief is to look after the interests of Russians living in the UK, though probably not when those interests contrast with those of the kleptocracy. The website carries a rolling banner complaining that we haven’t provided satisfactory explanations for the Skripal job. LOL.

Bartlett is a cunt and needs to be discouraged from aiding what is effectively an enemy state. And let me include all others of his ilk.

https://www.rusemb.org.uk/contact/Norwich/

Nominated by: Komodo

42 thoughts on “Ronnie Albert Bartlett

  1. Great work, Mr K.

    Fuck Bartlett and his frozen chips. The wanker has links to both Russia and wee Jimmy Krankie. Both anti-UK cunts. He looks a weasly cunt to boot.

    Clearly potatoes alone don’t bring home enough cash and power for Mr Bartlett.

    I’ll stick to home grown spuds for my chips and potatoes.

      • Mnc@ – never mind that, I hear he has a secret stock of Spud missiles!
        And Piggy Patel rooting about in the peelings..

  2. Yeah, big pals with the Krankies, the EU and the Ruskies and has Irish roots I believe. You can’t get much more anti British than that……unless you’re in the Labour Party and work for the BBC! He’s a cunt alright. Probably supplies frozen chips to KFC.

  3. Oh get over your slavish devotion to the narrative. Isn’t there another booster to deal with this mania?
    Fuck Ukraine.

    • Everybody is sporting a Ukrainian 🎀 or flag so that will surely stop the war.
      Sorry, special operations.

    • If you’re naive enough to believe the press, 4th jabs are now being urged.
      Just fucking shut up, now.
      There’s worse things happening than another, weaker mutation. Every time it mutates, it weakens.
      This shit about delta and omni joining is just that, shit!
      Viruses mutate, why else would anyone need an annual flu jab?

  4. I’ve never been to Norwich..or Russia or Ukraine for that matter…as long as this Cunt doesn’t sprinkle Novichok on my Sunday roasties,he can crack on for me.

    • Naaarge and E Anglia is great, as is Newcastle and Northumberland.
      Lived in both, and miss both.
      Currently stuck in Comrade Dripford’s Cardiff Oblast’.
      Afternoon Dick!

  5. I think once the world of Soshalll medja gets hold of this he’s finished.

    Can’t imagine all the major supermarkets wanting to have any connection with this Commie bastard

    • Boycott his over priced potatoes and they will soon get the message. Sturgeon has been shooting her mouth off (when does she not?) about Ukraine and interfering in stuff she has no political remit. If Putin rolls up here the whole of the U.K. will be run like Scotland.

  6. That website is in the link is dreadful.
    It’s worse than Piers Corbyn’s.

    It was like stepping back in time 20 years to the dial-up era.

  7. I’d shove one of his gnarly potatoes up his ass, sideways.

    Rags to riches cunt.

  8. Might he by chance be a member of the Smart Patrol?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-pOrodBgDQ

    He’s been with the world
    I’m tired of the soup du jour
    Afraid nobody around here
    Understands my potato
    Think I’m only a spudboy
    Looking for a real tomato

    The Smart Patrol, nowhere to go
    Suburban robots that monitor reality
    Common stock, we work around the clock
    We shove the poles in the hole!

    Morning all 🌞

  9. Don’t you just love those cunts who get rich from capitalism yet would deny it to others?
    Shove your overpriced spuds up your arse.

  10. Also, on the Russian topic, I find myself very torn with what I am about to say but fuck it.

    I will however, start by saying that what is going down in Ukraine is completely fucked up, I do not agree with it and someone seriously needs to SAS Putin’s ass…

    That said all of Europe have stepped up and we are clearly catching up, but in the usual UK style. We do nothing, and then go a little bit over the top, don’t we my fellow cunters.

    So here’s what befuddles me. Energy and petrol costs go through the roof and the UK taxpayer is offered pittance to help offset this (while the rich oil barons bathe in baths full of dollars).

    But, put a refugee up and we will give each household £350, no cap, for at least 6 months and possibly up to three years (no-one is going to to return home once they’ve tasted how sweet it can be to be a foreigner in the UK, and given more than those who work hard to keep what little they have).

    They will also have full access to the NHS (which I thought was about fall apart thanks to Chinky Flu and BREXIT – which is one of the reasons we left). On top of this their children will be able to attend local schools – all of our local schools are struggling to deal with the current demand, as it stands our eldest may have to go to a high school in Timbuktu…

    Now, a few hundred families I get this, but you can be your asshole that 10,000 if not 100,000’s will be applying for this. Who is going to vet all of this and how to we know that some dirty fake passports will be created / used to gain fast track access to the UK..?

    Perhaps I have missed something but I thought the UK was financially fucked after CUNTVID and BREXICUNT – can’t even help our own but we can help others….

    As I said what is happening in the Ukraine is foul and support should be given but I think this is a little too much, sort your own house out first…

    • Are the new refugees going to compete with the existing refugees. How will the uman rights solicitors cope with dinghy riders placed in three star hotels all found whilst Ukrainian refugees get to meet the locals and live in “normal” accommodation. Could this be the white privilege we have heard so much about?
      The dinghy riders confined to various hotels with toilets baths showers and food, free dental and medical care. Free food etc etc. How awful when compared with shitting in bushes, being shot at by the neighbours only two types of bread so on ad infinitum.
      This is the start of a national crime if one dinghy rider comes out tranny financially the home office is fucked.

      • Dinghy riders are almost 100% men (scumbags) on the make

        Ukrainian refugees are almost 100% women and children running away from real bombs and bullets.

      • ‘shitting in bushes’ hahahaha.

        I’m ashamed to say I did that recently, walking back from the pub. Next stop for me The Savoy.

      • This is a very good point, one that I debated internally and then thought, fuck it, Stellas getting warm, need to drink her.

        But, all the money grabbing shiny suit immigration lawyers; you know the types, ones who come from Afriiiiica wit de law degree innit are going to be having a field day – KFC is going to be very busy soon, late night buckets of chicken getting consumed while paperwork is completed and filed.

        In fact, dear BB there was an article I read yesterday that was suggesting racism on the border with Ukraine / Polski is already beginning…

        Allegedly, a load of Ethiopian students fleeing Ukraine are being turned down and have played de race card…

        Perhaps turning south going through Istanbul, into Turkey then further south through the Mediterranean near east countries, and then hiking into Africa via Egypt would be a good direction to travel methinks…

    • Apparently, Sajiv Javid (or whatever his name is) has said THERE IS NO LIMIT to the amount of Ukrainian refugees that can come here! A country of 44 million people coming to one of 65million. In five years, the white British in this country will have totally disappeared.

      • You think 44 million fiercely patriotic Ukrainians are going to want to settle in this shithole? If only the people of this country showed a half the Ukrainians patriotism.

      • Well MJB, at the risk of cunting the cunter, this has nowt to do with patriotism. Our own soldiers show patriotism for our country, but find themselves living rough – is anyone paying hosts £350 a week to put them up? War is rough – but it is not our war.

      • Minge does have a point.

        Barely a day goes by on ISAC where we don’t moan about what a woke, multicultural basket-case of a shithole this country has become.

        Hardly the sort of country that 44million proud Ukrainian citizens are likely to want to emigrate to.

      • Your Lordship said nowt about soldiers in your original post, upon which I was commenting. Only your fear that 44 million people might come to a country of 65 million and that after five years the white British here would cease to exist.
        I merely pointed out that in my opinion this ludicrous scenario had next to no chance of coming to fruition.
        I apologise if my original comment put you “at the risk of cunting the cunter” whatever that means.

  11. Damn this Bartlett brute, I am growing my own spuds this year – let’s see this part timer compete with thatski!
    Shifty no good commies..

  12. Norwich of all places. A bit of an aside…..
    I know a couple of Canaries, and feel rather sorry for them. Their team will never be able to compete at the top as they simply don’t have the money to buy the best players, because Delia drinks all the profits.

    Who is this cunt anyway, Sam Spudikins from ‘The Watchtower’? Fuck off to Siberia.

    • There was once an EDP sandwich-board, outside Fags ‘n’ Rags, on the opposite corner from Harrold Jarrold’s emporium.
      “Delia’s plan to make Canaries run faster.”
      Hot prunes & custard, and a mug of espresso??

  13. Good god what next?
    Aunt Bessie is really an ex KGB officer?

  14. I´ve often wondered what an honorary consul does after reading Graham Greene´s eponymous novel about the honorary British consul in a backwater town in northern Argentina who gets kidnapped by lefty guerrillas who are under the impression he is a genuine diplomat. In fact he is a middle aged drunken cuckold with a young wife and the only reason he managed to become honorary consul was that it allowed him to import a fancy foreign car without paying custom duties and then selling it at a profit. Charlie Fortnum is his name. It´s a good read apart from all the typical Greene Catholic doom and gloom which, no doubt, Miles will love.

    • Afternoon Mr Polly.

      I wondered about the title ‘Legation’. Is a Legation a part of the Ambassadorial responsibilities…?

      Sir Samson Courteney (the ‘Envoy Extraordinary’) is the head of the British Legation to Azania in Waugh’s Black Mischief.

      When we first meet him at the height of a civil war in the country he is reluctant to attend to business because he is playing with a child’s rubber toy in his bath.

      • Another great book on consular and diplomatic life is William Boyd´s “A Good Man in Africa” set in Kinjanja (obviously Nigeria). A cleaning woman is struck dead by lighting in the entrance to the ambassador´s residence and the main character, a beefy randy boozer called Morgan Leafy, has to sort everything out as a minor member of the royal family is about to arrive. However, the locals refuse to allow the body to be moved because they say it was a “Shango” killing and a special ceremony has to be held with praying, singing, feasting and drinking. He has to solve things. Now read on…

  15. I may have to apologise to Mr Bartlett for this one. A couple of days after I submitted the nom, he was reported by the EDP to have closed the consulate. I tried to email ISAC to advise them of this, but it seems the email wasn’t read.

    The consulate website is still up, however, with Mr Bartlett named as honorary consul. This may be outside his control. Or his email to Moscow may not have been read.

    Growing my own spuds this year, anyway.

  16. Somebody please warn Michel Roux Jnr of his association Ivans, or La Gavroche will be picketed.

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