Kate Garraway [4]

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Cunters for your condemnation I give you this dozy tart. She seems determined to not shut the fuck up about Dereck fucking Draper. FFS enough already it’s sad he got Covid but give it a fucking rest can you?

There are now apparently six million dead world wide due to this pandemic. Thank your lucky stars he is still alive There are plenty who did not even get the chance to say goodbye to their nearest and dearest.

Count your fucking blessings love he is still alive.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’ll third that one…I’m sick and tired of this dozy woman seeking publicity from this whole thing. Sure what has happened is sad for the fella but FFS woman, give it a rest and crawl back under your rock will you?

If you read the comment in the Daily Fail (they seem to sponsor this charade) you’ll see that EVERYONE is sick and fucking tired of this pair.

Fuck of Kate.

71 thoughts on “Kate Garraway [4]”

  1. Isn’t her husband a former Labour spin doctor?
    Hmmm-he taught her well…

    Never heard of her before she kept popping up on my news feed on my phone.
    Her only redeeming feature, is she is a sultry looking bitch-I imagine she was a looker, a few decades ago👍

    • We – well, certainly me, should be indebted to Mr. Draper because he started up that go-to laugh out loud website, Labour List,which you should not read if you have a week bladder (AnalEase’s doctor gave her a strong warning not to read it, of course) . Life was wonderful under Blair and Brown, Miliband minor was trying to break through, Steptoe was one to divide opinion – on the left that Rebecca Long Bailey sort was happy to lick his bog seat clean, and others – the closet Tory “Labour ” MPs thought he was “ghastly, duckies”, but they all bend down to touch the hem of Dame Keir’s garment (except for poofters like Bryant, Bradshaw, Kyle, Screeching, who would rather bend over than down. All human life is there – lezzas, pouves, BAMEs and trannies, all forever willing to kiss the great mans arse, and they give us such wonderful stories.

      As to Ms. Garraway she must thank God she works for ITV as there is a whole series of documentaries and specials to made about her plight, in between feeding Derek and changing his nappies,

  2. I know sod all about these two, but I’ve already taken a dislike to him. ‘Labour spin doctor’ and ‘Psychotherapy firm’ are pretty damning in my book. Add to that the fact that he needs a haircut and a shave, and hey presto, he’s a cunt and a scruffy one at that.
    I wouldn’t have said she’s worth a wank either.

    • Indeed I assume they realised that, in the parlance of the day, they ‘misread the room’, so deleted the buggers and left up one ‘on message’ comment to give the usual false impression that everyone thought the same

      In the space of a couple of minutes that I looked at the page, then reloaded it just in case the single comment visible thing was some sort of website fuckup, that bit of touchy ‘feelz’ bit of crap picked up another couple of downvotes…I’m conflicted about joining in on that game, as I neither know, nor give one fuck about her or him.

      So much for that cunning plan of theirs then.

  4. Her husband’s “psychotherapy firm” has gone bust? What the fuck does a “psychotherapy firm” do for fucks sake? Relieve weak minded rich fuckers of their money I suspect. Oh……he’s a former Labour Party spin doctor is he? Well the cunt knows what he is talking about then.
    Dying you say Kate? Well tough shit. Nobody gives a fuck. Just get your tits out you desperate old tart.

  6. I seem to dimly recall she once owned a presentable pair of tits.

    Now she has gone full Hillsborough and won’t shut up about her cabbage of a husband.

    Nowt like a well publicised family tragedy eh?
    Is there a book out?
    Or perhaps a fitness dvd for the bedridden?

    Shite and the flies upon it.

  7. Funny how three of us thought about her tits and getting them out all at the same time. Is that “psychotherapy” by any chance?

    • She’s neurotic of course! 25% of women are. It’s just the other 75% have not been properly diagnosed yet.

    • Tits.
      There I’ve said it.
      Feel much better.
      No need for any psychotherapy firm there.

  11. You horrible Cunts….don’t you know that Garraway and her husband are…”CELEBRITIES !!” and as such are far more interesting and worthy of sympathy than the thousands of mere mortals who had to manage without their wealth ?
    Of course,they’re in the news a lot..this is because we,the Public, live our lives guided by the thoughts and inspiration provided by Big Brother contestants,footballers,actors,singers etc…. Green isssues,transbumming,invasions,Covid,Sooty-subjugation etc.,etc,..there no lesson that we can’t learn from Them.

    Garraway should shut her flap and spare us any more of the “Oh Poor us” lachrymose self-pity…I couldn’t give a fuck about her or her husband.

    • Moan moan fuckin moan.
      All she ever does.
      Derek slipped into a self imposed coma to get away from her constant whining.

      Her problem is she lacked the backbone to smother Dek with a pillow.
      I tried it on the missus and she only had hiccups.
      Fought me off though.
      Couldn’t of been that sickly?

      • Mnc@ – Morning Mnc – I think her husband may be faking his “coma” so he doesn’t have to fkin listen to her! 😀

      • Morning Foxy🦊
        I mark you right.
        Dek didn’t get where he is today by laying in his sickbed stagnating and withering.
        Lazy though.

        Hes a çanny cunt!
        Kate running round looking after him,
        Soon as she goes the shops hes up and down the stairs stealing liquorice all-sorts.

  12. What is it about wimminz called Kate? Apart from big tits, why the complete absence of dignity? Katie Price using her mongoloid son as a nice little earner and now Kate Garraway performing the same trick with what remains of her husband. Don’t get me wrong, what’s happened to both is fucking awful, but at least deal with it with a bit of decorum. Garraway may well say that how ever bad it is for her, it’s inordinately worse for Derek, but you can’t help feel the whole show is as much about her need for attention and cash as anything else. Nobody likes to see real people suffer on television. Unless it’s James Corden obviously.

  13. When slebs get to a certain age it dawns on them that there are younger models coming up behind them who are just as talent free and can suck cock just like them. So they invent some sob story from the past that nobody can prove or disprove. In Kate’s case it would be she was sexually abused as a child by her long dead uncle or something. Anything to keep herself in the media spotlight.
    Fortunately she has a dying hubby so she can have that one on me. Maybe she can use it at a later date, after she has exhausted all the bullshit stories about her cunting husband.

    • Funny you should say that Freddie.

      The talent free zone that is Amanda Holden has just whipped out such a story to inject a bit of interest in her waning career.

  14. She was on some wank gardening show that Lady C was watching. I chipped in with various comments about cabbages and was exiled to the garage. Oh well, at least there are plenty of electrical issues to sort out with the Triumph…..

    • I frequently self exile myself to the garage. It’s the only place I can get peace. Just me and my Morgan V6. Until I hear my wife screaming for me from inside the house.

      So then I exile myself to my study and lock the door. Just me and my books. Paradise. And then the wife starts banging on the door. There really is no escape from a Chinese wife. Sometimes I feel like joining Garraway’s husband.

      • What is it with women and talking to you from another room. SWWBO has a record of being upstairs talking to me downstairs. Then goes fruitcake when you ask what did you say?

        She does do two rooms away regularly. It boils my piss.

      • Aye. Mine does this and previous fillies of mine have done the same.

        Mine will ask me to pick up some milk on the way back from three rooms away. It’s just a fucking mumble from there.

        They all think we’ve got Superman’s hearing.

    • Electrical issues? Try my preferred brand!
      ‘Moto Guzzi – making electricians out of motorcyclists since 1921.

      • My first bike was a BSA C11G with coil ignition. Turn the lights on and the engine died so if it was dark and a cop car was parked up I had to switch the lights on and freewheel past the coppers.

      • As a skint lad, I had a CZ 125 that had exactly the same superpower.
        Not ideal when negotiating Lakeland fells at 10pm…

  15. It’s what they do isnt it? Dont know exactly who this is but cashing in on misfortune is the me me me route they take. Just like the odious Katy Price and her unfortunate son.
    Despicable.

  16. I’d love to comment but I have inside information about her and Astra Aspera Ltd. which I cannot divulge. It’s safe to say she has a very good spin doctor onboard which will skew the truth somewhat.

  17. Dont give a fuck about Dereck, Kate Goaway is just using him as a publicity tool and will do/ say absolutely anything to get some attention ala Katey Price style, if she had a disabled, coloured brat she would be whoring him out like a pimp with a crack habit.
    Just another one of those cunts who had the part of the brain missing that just lets them concentrate on their family, kids and being a good mother/ wife, all this fucker wants is to be on the tell, like Devena McCall, poor old Dereck is probably just pretending to be in a coma, so he can have a break from the demented old bat.
    Dereck wake up and find a divorce layer, nothing is worth this mate, you could, be happy, get rid of the cunt before its to late….

  18. I cannot stand this narcissistic cunt. She thinks she is a fucking expert on everything. No doubt she will give Putin a call soon to end the war. Fuck off you honking cunt.

  19. I wish that other daytime fawning arselicker Lorraine Kelly would slip into a wee lovely coma.
    Hate that shortbread cunt.

    • Lorraine’s bush is the only bush bushier than Kate Bush’s bush.
      They ‘d both look like Davy Crockett’s hat.

    • I thought one of the covid symptoms was a permanent hard on? Might be wishful thinking on my part.

  24. After reading the story in its entirety and absorbing and considering all aspects borne out in it’s content, I have to agree with what has already been suggested. She should get her tits out. Better late than never.

  25. I would give her a sympathy shag, poor Kate, poor Kate….

    On the cunt scale she is complete amateur compared to Katie P 😂

  26. About time this silly bitch was on here, ive nominated her a few times but with no joy…

  27. Cunters may be interested to know that Kate recently published a book called “The Joy of Big Knockers”. No, sorry – “The Joy of Big Knickers”. Still an interesting title.

    No wonder her poor husband can’t recover from Covid. Must be exhausted.

  28. The attention-seeking trollop insists that that hubby didn’t have any pre-existing health problems. Well in my opinion he looked like a sweaty fat fuck. I’ve no proof but he looked (to me at least) like a pisshead ( like that cunt Campbell) and someone who was harbouring untreated VD.
    As mentioned by other cunters the ghastly Garraway isn’t the only cunt with a dying souse. Get over it. Move on luv.

  29. She got a documentary from the start of his health issues, how did they know he was going to be ill for so long, I suspect he had a bad stroke and it was spun into contrick1984 to fit the fear porn narrative.

  30. She’s got a book out about the saga. What a fucking surprise. Woe is me and all that. I’ve got my own fucking problems, fuck off.

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