The Great SNP Pensions Delusion

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SNP pensions fairyland.

Yet another cunting for the Scottish Nazi Party, this time for their delusion that post independence their gold plated pensions will continue to be paid for by the UK (English, Welsh and Northern Irish) taxpayer simply because Scotland won’t be able to afford them.

Despite a slip up from a minister at the time of the Independence Referendum, which was quickly rectified, the UK government has been quite clear that pensions in Scotland will be the responsibility of the Scottish government in the unlikely event they become independent. How could it be otherwise?

To expect a country to pay the pensions of a foreign country is pure fantasy. But this past week both Fishy Sturgeon and Fatty Blackford have asserted that this will be the case. All of which demonstrates their economic incompetence and brings in to stark relief the fact that an independent Scotland won’t be able to afford the benefits they get as as part of the Union. Bit of a home goal, really.

Morons.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/19898395.sturgeon-insists-state-pensions-will-not-shrink-independence/

Nominated by MMCM

86 thoughts on “The Great SNP Pensions Delusion”

  1. A quick look up in the Dictionary of the word Independence should clear this up.
    These cunts are like grown children insisting on Mom & Dad paying for them to have their own place and food and thinking they are adults.
    It’s hard to unlatch from the tit.
    Cunts.

  2. Maybe they think that because we’re mugs enough to continue paying EU pensions we’ll pay for the Scotch Nazis too? “oven ready Brexit” get fucked.

    https://www.euractiv.com/section/uk-europe/news/uk-faces-extra-e2bn-eu-pensions-bill/

    “The UK’s payments for its EU pension liabilities will be made in 10 instalments, with the first due on 31 October 2021, and will cover former officials working in the European Defence Agency, the European Union Institute for Security Studies, and the European Union Satellite Centre, as well as former MEPs and other officials.”

  3. If you leave the club you don’t get your fees back, Scotchland has been given a fucking easy ride from the UK government, when they finally fuck off, which I think is inevitable, they can go to the EU for funds and currency and then do as they are fucking told by Brussels.
    An independent Scotchland will be a great place to send unwanted dinghy invaders, they love accumulating cunts.

    • Will we have to keep paying their dole money too? How will they be able to buy their deep-fried
      IrN bRU and heroin-laced shortbread?

      • The ScotNazis aren’t worried because there is all that North Sea Oil to pay for their benefits life style.

        Despite the fact that there is only enough oil left in the North Sea to fill a teacup and that it will cost 80 billion pounds to extract.

        Oh – hold on. They are in a coalition with the Greens. So it looks like North Sea Oil won’t even same them.

        Cunts.

  4. Is this really that far fetched? Just consider, we’re already shelling out the following to foreigners:
    * £11bn pa in foreign aid so that 3rd world dictators can siphon it off to pay for their lavish lifestyles.
    * Another £25bn left in the divorce settlement to the EU, which we are committed to handing over until 2057, for fuck’s sake.
    * Fuck knows how much to the French to not stop the world’s detritus washing up on the Kent coast..
    * £5m a day to provide a free ferry service and to house in 4* hotels said detritus.
    I’m sure there’s much more.
    So frankly it would not surprise me in the slightest if we ended up paying the state pensions of a foreign country.

    However if you want an example of how bat shit crazy the Scotnazis are, how about this one? Wee Krankie was going to saw the bottoms off all the school classroom doors to allow covid to escape. Until Scotland’s Fire Chief pointed out that would be an ideal way of spreading a fire. Fucking mad, authoritarian bitch.
    .

    • No one in the media or any of the (well most) 650 cunts in Westminster mention cutting that fucking ridiculous overseas aid, how the fuck can it be justified, ok not opposed to a general disaster fund for genuine issues like earthquakes and the like but just spaffing money because we have a stupid policy of 0.5% (0.7%) GDP is a slap in the face to anyone who pays tax.

      • Soi@ – If one person in our Country is in need there should be NO “foreign aid” (AKA “money laundering”).
        And if we can afford to throw away billions a year in “aid” then I think we are paying rather too much tax.

      • Exactly, 10 billion or whatever the figure is at the moment could be used for social care and no need to increase NI.

  5. Anyone…Scottish,English,Welsh or Northern Irish…who expects to get a liveable pension from the Govt. in 20 years time is in for a rude awakening…even the gold-plated Govt- employee pensions will suffer.

    The giant Ponzi scheme will inevitably crash and burn.

    • I dread to think about my retirement in 30 odd years Fiddler, that’s if there isn’t some kind of Logan’s Run type policy in force. If wish like you I had visionary ancestors who invested in cotton and African antiquities.

      Morning Dick/all.

      • You don’t need worry,LL….after your vile homophobic and racist rants are discovered on this site,I have little doubt that the queue in the Post Office for your pension will be the least of your concerns.

      • When my wife started working and paying tax /NI all those years ago she should be drawing her pension next May now she just has to wait another 8 fucking years.

    • DFF@ – Agreed – less and less in, more and more and more coming out.
      Anyone with a few quid spare would be well advised to invest in “Blue Chip” businesses in the top 50 of the FTSE 100 – no guarantee but long term the best chance of making a return.
      Anyone relying on the “Government” for their financial future is in for one hell of a wake up call over the next 3 decades.
      I do not ever want to retire – I love what I do and it makes me money.

  6. Why no ask the whole of the UK whether Scotland should leave the Union. I think we know what the answer will be.

    • Yes – fuck off.

      However, there are a number of Scots (probably the majority) who value the Union and I’d feel pretty bad for them.

      • It’s a point of view I keep hearing, esp from a ex pat jocaknese who has moved down south.

        Trouble is and this it what I can’t rationalise, is that some cunts keep voting for the Scotch Nazis as they keep getting into power.

        No debate regards the voting system and FPP etc. It is what it is, therefore I can only conclude that there is a sizeable majority in Scotchland that are racist, English hating braveheart types, so they can all get ta fuck.

      • I think that’s true. Even if they don’t want independence they like the SNP because they give aggravate the English.

        They also reason that agitating for independence will result in a better settlement for Scotland within the Union – and they have been proven correct.

        Even unionist Scots can’t resist baiting the hated Anglo-Saxons.

      • MMCM – They can pay to move to England (provided they have enough money not to be a drain or a job – no more handouts from me) when ScotReich is booted out of the Union then.
        If jellyfish just grew a pair, debated with turdgun and ripped her to bits over her cloud cuckoo “independence” where this evil little cunt has complete control and I pay for it people would see very quickly that it is financial madness and when it all falls to bits we would have three puppet nations of China surrounding England.
        Time for the “Union” to be dissolved – let every whining fucker who hates me but loves my money stand on their own two feet.

    • LC@ – I have a nom (if Admin post it) on EXACTLY that.
      Because I am sick and fucking tired of cunts who hate us but love our money.
      Commie bastards.

  7. The SNP’s idea of independence is that they will run the socialist republic of jockistan with no interference and someone hopefully the English or better still the English and the EU will pay for a level of state funded hand outs that Scotland is unable to sustain independently.

    A Scotland forced to survive financially on its own cannot afford the SNP and the SNP know it.

    The house of cards will collapse and Scotland both independent and governed by the SNP will find itself relegated to Romanian and other former eastern block nations.

    I’m not against Scotland having independence if it really wants it but independence under an SNP government is a disaster I’d not wish on the average Scot.

    Independence for Scotland under the SNP would see the English retirement age raised past 70.

  8. If the Scottish public do vote for independence I wonder how long it would be before they realise they are completely up shit creek?

    • The next morning, I think. There will be a massive Hogmanay style party with whisky galore and those god awful bagpipes then the ScotNats will wake up having slept the night in a pile of cans, bottles and urine and say “fuck – how are we going to pay for this”.

      Serve the cunts right.

    • They won’t.

      They blowhard but they love money too much and would never say it, but actually know what side their bread is buttered.

      It’s up for the rest of the ‘union’ to discard them.

    • LB@ – As soon as they bankrupt England.
      Capitalism creates, communism steals, consumes and destroys.

  10. I hear the House of Commons is creating another 6 parliamentary seats …so that no-one has to sit next to that utter cunt Blackford, the useless, bloated fucking scotch egg lookalike twat!

    • TSG@ – It’s probably so Porkford (is everyone really pleased at the fact this bloated gobshite cunt is the size of a small moon on OUR TAXPAYER FUNDED free food? – Try walking round Govan and see how well they eat there you piece of commie shit) can get his two “totally honestly acquired” Range Rovers in there.
      Yes bloater boy – you can connive and deny all you want but I will continue pursuing and exposing you.
      I’ts what I do..

      • I tell you this Vern, I hope the jocks DO get independence – purely so I don’t have listen to the turgid pile of shit spouting off at PMQs every week. Well, that & laughing my bollocks off when that rabid skank Krankie completely fucks their economy over.

  12. If sturgeon had an ounce of a brain she would ask for a referendum of independence to all of the uk including wales
    We would all vote for them to fuck off and she would win.
    Bit I think she knows that an independent Scotland would fail so just does a putin and flexes her muscles now and again.
    I say build a fucking wall now just in case.

    • Once@ – Sturgeon has “intellectual limitations” shall we say, but, as with all chiselling little grifters, has a devious animal cunning.

      • It annoys me when she goes poncing around the globe pretending to be the head of state of some important country. The photograph of her hugging Jean- Claude Cunter is vomit- inducing.

      • Any photo of Junk-air is inherently disgusting. The two of them canoodling… Glad I didn’t see it, must be worse than… the sum of its parts.

    • If Sturgeon were to ask the other three nations to vote in the indy for Scotland it would actually suit her better than you think. It would give her what she always needs … somebody else to blame. When the Scottish people turn to her for answers when it all goes to rat shit … she will just shrug and say it was all the other nasty British nations that wanted rid of us. It’s like her wanting to rejoin the EU … simply so she has some other cunt to blame for the constant SNP failings.
      It’s ironic that Blackford bleats on and on about going it ‘alone’, yet every other day he’s complaining that Scotland never gets enough money from Westminster.
      Both of them are ‘class ‘A’ Cunts’.

  13. I’m happy for Scotland to have independence. But it must mean that. Pure unadulterated independence. Yet we all know that it could end up like a version of brexit. They’ll be out but kind of still in, especially when it comes to welfare, the nhs and defence. I can’t see a Westminster government having the balls to cut them loose. And if we end up with a hung parliament at the next election, Wee Jimmy and her cronies will end up with a seat at the top table anyway.

  14. Sturgeon is a dangerous combination. A fucking idiot with power. As shown through history, an idiot in power will usually self implode taking their country with them,

  15. I suppose that if independence does happen, there will have to be some kind of determination of assets and liabilities relating to Scotland and the UK, though Dog knows how you’d actually do this.
    In this event, a settlement would presumably account for the Scots then being on their own, really on their own. There’s no way on earth that English taxpayers would put up with a situation where a now foreign power was being bankrolled. We’ve only just got rid of that.
    It would be a case of the government slitting its own throat if UK money then went to Scotland.

    • The Scottish Nazi Party has already done the hard work, thinking through the principles on which the division will be made.

      It’s based on the Marxist principle of the fair division of labour. Thy keep everything and the English pay.

    • RK@ – I have gone through it – it is simply madness, I am incredulous nobody asks Turdgun or Porkford some basic financial questions and then watch them fall to bits.
      (The Andrew Neil interview with Sturgeon on independence is worth a look – she literally does not have a clue!).
      I have worked in Civil Service finance, the numbers don’t add up and will lead to an annual Scottish fiscal shortfall on the high side of 100 billion.
      But my attitude now is “want independence? Fine – fuck off, but mind you pay for it yourselves”.
      Time to call these chancing grifters out.

      • Well they certainly fucked up with their back of a fag packet economics during the referendum, that’s for sure.
        Trouble is, for a lot of SNP groupies, it seems to be all about the misty romanticism of national destiny, of the pipes and glens, rather than the harsh realities of life. For some others, it’s about thinking they’ll get more benefits out of an SNP run independent Scotland.
        They’d vote for a Scotty dog with an SNP rosette on it, and that’s the trouble; they want to take the plunge, and it’ll be too late for them to do anything when the shit hits the fan afterwards.

    • If they ever join the IVth Reich, they could show their gratitude by renaming Airdinbro Airport “Flughafen Rudolf Hess.”

      • HBH – Well they had no problem joining up with the last one.
        Never forgiven, never forgotten.

  16. I’ve had an idea. What if we put a levy on them and charge them ludicrous amounts each year to leave. The EU have managed to do that to the UK so why not?

  17. I couldn’t give a fuck about some haggis’s pension.
    I’ll never retire.

    These hairgel types,

    ‘oh I retired at 35″!!

    It doesn’t impress me.
    It disgusts me.
    Idle little bleeders.
    Camp as fuck.

    I’ll die working.
    And im glad.
    It gives me something to feel sorry for myself about.

    • Me too MNC. I see myself dying with a tool in my hand or a tumble from a ladder at age 85. Then I will be “retired”.

      In an unrelated story, Harry and Megan insist on security when visiting the UK. Didn’t they renounce all that royal shit?

      • Exactly MC,
        I wanna die falling off my taillift or falling down a flight of stairs humping a piano.

        A honourable Laurel&Hardy themed death.

        Not choking on a olive at the side of some swimming pool.

        Meg& Harold?
        There for both the US and the UK to suffer,
        Hope one of your countrymen does the traditional and shoots the pair of idiots.

      • Oh Mis, you are an inspiration! I wish many more people had your attitude to life. Please never leave ISAC; I would be bereft.

    • Mnc@ – Afternoon Squire – I just posted similar to Fiddler – I love what I do and as long as I am physically and mentally capable of doing it I will – why would anyone want to retire to sit around doing bugger all?
      It also keeps my mind active, I find out new stuff every day and the skills can be used to make money.

      • At nearly 70 years old I tutor students in Economics. From A Level to post graduate I welcome them all partly because I enjoy doing so but also because I am am relying on them to keep my pensions viable.

  18. To understand the level of SNP/Scottish Green theorising on this subject, witness the recent intervention in this question by Scottish Green mastermind and intellectual, Ross Greer.

    Greer is charming and his interventions show a masterful grasp of detail and historical analysis.This is the man who said of Thatcher when she was critically ill that he hoped she would hurry up and die: who called Churchill a “war criminal” and said nothing would make him happier than if Buckingham Palace burnt to the ground.

    He has told Scots not to be afraid – he has no doubt that the UK will pay Scottish pensions post-independence. “They will be paid” he thundered on Twatter.

    Why is that? Because Greer says there is an historical precedent. After the US Civil War the US government honoured widows pensions awarded by the Confederacy. The situation is identical, the twat says.

    Only it’s not. After the US Civil War the Confederacy was treated as if it had not ceded – it was regarded, by a legal judgment of the Supreme Court, never to have been independent but to have been in armed insurrection against its government. As such, the pensions were honoured because they were being paid to US citizens who had always been US citizens. Greer’s analysis works only if the Confederacy had succeeded and remained independent.

    Stupid cunt.

    • Just googled the no-mark cunt. Dropped out of uni & now looks like he’s been wanking in a darkened room for 10 years since. Jesus H Christ, if this is an example of what the Scotch Nazis are depending on, then they truly are fucked!

      • MMCM, your comments could well apply to an equally despicable political ginger, Clement Beaune, sidekock to Macron, le gros con.

  20. We’re still paying out loads to the fucking EU for the next few years so this is no different.

    Hoo-ee, what a bunch of cunts.

  21. Whatever you put into ‘the people of Scotland’s’ pension fund will only be wasted on pies and other ‘expenses’ for that fat gobshite Blackford, anyway.

    • And Sturgeon definitely has a touch of the Downs about her. A bit thalidomidey too. T-Rex armsy.

      • Shes got the short chubby arms like a midget and little cigar butt fingers like a midget,
        And the over sized head to body ratio.
        Like a midget.

        I think shes a tallish midget?

        The fact shes got a vinegar personality, a hatred of the English, makes me want to Hate-fuck her,
        Not normally a midget lover but the idea of rough handling her,
        Kicking her into the bedroom,
        And hanging her from the coathook whilst she swears and threatens and spits,
        Then prizing her little stubby legs apart and nearly splitting her in two makes my winky engorged and my thrupennys hard.

      • Cuntybollocks@ – To my eternal shame Sturgeon has a tight little bod and a fkin lovely little arse and I would cleave her in twixt with my “Yorkshire Warrior”! 😀
        Need a bag over that head though..

  22. Much as I despise Slubberguts Blackford and Wee Nicola Crankie I despise the Kweer Charmer even more. Why?. Simple, I remember Dr. John Curtice saying a couple of years ago while the SNP dominate Scotland, Labour don’t stand a chance of getting a majority – they need most of Scotland, and as the Lib-Dems will doubtless form unofficial pacts with Labour, The Conservatives need all the help they can get, so if that means putting up with Blackford farting in Westminster for another 8 years, so be it. Labour constitute a real and present danger. The SNP will huff and puff and achieve fuck all

  23. It won’t only be Scottish pensions the English will stop paying for, free prescriptions, free eye care and free university places will all go as well. BLiar’s “devolved parliament” will no longer benefit them (“devolved parliaments” – something else to thank that cunt for).

    The thing is that because of the stupid FPTP voting system the SNP get to lord it over the rest but, in reality and as was born out by the referendum on this, the majority of Scots don’t want to leave the UK’s teat.

    I think the Scot’s should be given another referendum but with a different choice this time: full integration with the U.K. (meaning the end of the “devolved parliament”) or full independence. Call Krankie’s bluff😁

    • And her Maj will stop giving knighthoods to scots MPs, as she would never forgive Sturgeon for disolving the Union.
      No ‘dame’ or ‘baroness’ for wee krankie.
      Maybe just send an SAS squad up to Hollyroyd to put Semtex in her handbag…

  25. You do know the SNP were a Hitler supporter. They were ready to have a similar plan to Vichy. The cunts haven’t changed, truly vile evil thugs. Lived, worked and drank with Jocks, great guys, but this fucking bunch…..

  27. Fatso Blackford and the wee sqeeling turd cunt Sturgeon can fuck right off. They the jocks can pay for thier own fuckin pensions. Scottish independance according to fatso and the midget is that they take all the goodies and us cunts in England continue to pay for thier perks like pensions, health, prescriptions etc, etc. Well you two magnanimous cunts you can just fuck off, get your mate’s in the EU to help. Ha ha ha ha, good luck there. Scotland is the uncollected dog turd on the pavement as far as the EU are concerned. Mind you they are both self preserving Nazi cunts.

  29. Nicola Poopot-McSlop is leading the sweaties into oblivion. The rules on sovereignty over North Sea Oil & Gas reserves is dictated by International Waters and not proximity. Scotland gets more money per head in benefits and health than any other country in the Union. The engllish tax payer has been propping up their heroin munching society for years.

    Let them fuck off. They will bankrupt themselves because the EU doesn’t want another leech on their books so wont save them. Alternatively, use the submarines which we pull out of Faslane to nuke them.

    Call it a mercy cunting.

  30. Sturgeon is a sour faced, lying, power mad tyrant who keeps telling the scots how rosey everything will be after independence and ignores the facts that all public services are in the toilet on her watch.
    I have sympathy for most scots, but if they are stupid enough to keep voting these English hating incompetent wankers into office, they deserve all the misery and squalor they get.

    As for that pig faced fat fuck Blackford, they should rotissery him over some burning tyres. Mesquite smoked pork to feed the poor for a month at least.
    No crackle for me, too hairy and smells of piss….

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