No, not this devil. This devil’s alright.
The Devil is a cunt, isn’t he.
What a lightweight Beelzebub must be. Apparently, he had his arse kicked by a Nigerian clergynan. Yes, Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere popularly known as Prophet Odumeje claims he won an international spiritual Wrestling match against Satan then displayed his championship belt. Of course.
Previously, this ‘pastor’ has claimed to have resurrected a dead woman by moving around her then…erm… laying on top of her.
Who in their right minds still believes in angels and devils? Does anybody base their life around characters from fairy tales like Voldemort or the Grim Reaper?
Nigerians, it sems. Not at all loud, ill-mannered, scamming conmen. Some of them are devil-dodgers.
“Commot man, if na MO-ney I wan tek, I for go aks you for de charatee doNAYtions. Anyways, YEE can buy ma VI-dee-O on-line and if you don laike, I REE-fund yous straight, cha. All you need do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.”
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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
Does he kick cats?
Waaaaaaycissssssst!!!!
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Zouma is a cunt but at least he really exists.
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And the top article in the side-bar… fucking jaybuss…
A woman pregnant with a girl in Pakistan had a nail hammered into her head by a “faith healer” who claimed it would help her give birth to a boy.
https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2022/02/13/healer-hammers-nail-into-pregnant-womans-head-to-enable-her-give-birth-to-a-boy/
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“Diversity is our strength.”
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Hope she sues when it doesnt work. Thick twats.
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He may have beat ‘the devil’, but he could never beat me, Diablo Lord Of Terror!
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