Judy Murray

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Judy Murray. Yes, you are tennis star Andy Murray’s mum, good for you. But you aren’t famous in any way. So why do you have to appear on EVERY fucking tv show that you can possibly go on? It was bad enough to have Rylan, Scarlett Moffatt and bluddy Jamie Laing appearing on everything, but at least they can sort of be considered ‘stars’, though very loosely. But Judy, you aren’t famous, you aren’t a celebrity, and I’m bluddy sick of seeing you on TV!

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67 thoughts on “Judy Murray”

  4. Fuck me – what sort of shite programmes do you watch? Can’t say I’ve ever seen her on my TV.

  5. My wifes cooking me a Ruby Murray later. Mind you she has food poisoned me twice on Valentines before.

  7. Trying to get myself all horny for tonight and looking at pictures of that bint doesn’t quite do it for me.

  8. Never seen the woman, probably because I don’t watch tennis, but reminds me of the pet dog we had at home when I was very young. She was a friendly little back bitch and we named her Judy. To this day I stumble over hearing a woman called Judy; to me it’s a dog’s name as surely as Rover or Fido.

  11. I rather admire her…she always strikes me as what used to be the typical Scottish sensible.hard-working,rather severe teacher-type.

    Without endless handouts from the LTA she managed to push her sons to heights that they would never have reached without someone like Judy behind them…I’d like to see more like her.

    • Mind…I bet she’s the type who would tie you to bed,squat over yer face and suffocate you until she was thoroughly satisfied….probably piss on you too….filthy tart.

      • Does she remind you of one of the teachers from your exclusive prep school Dick? The rather severe teacher-type and not the squatting pissing tart I should clarify.

        Afternoon Fiddler.

      • The only vaguely female presence at my exclusive school was an old trout with a moustache who was the Matron…a very hearty type who had no time for weaklings….you had to be at death’s-door to get into her sick-bay….always made me laugh the way that she would tell “delicate” children that the best cure for whatever they thought ailed them was fresh air and rugby training…..she hated sickly kids.

        Afternoon,LL

      • At my secondary school, I fell in love with the PE teacher. Always loved her legs and bum in those tight little shorts. Would love to have stroked those thighs.

    • Andy Murray is a sour faced sulky twat.

      Judy Murray is a hideous Freddy Krueger lookalike.
      The terrahawk faced witch has all the charisma of a lump of concrete.
      Perpetually on TV or in the papers for any excuse. She will turn up to the opening of an envelope if it gets her attention. My Mahoganny sideboard has more life in it. I bleach my eyeballs each time I see the hag…

      • I went to see Tutankhamun’s mummy once when I was a kid.
        She looks just like him.
        Only more shrivelled.
        Cunt.

      • I bet she put the fear of God into Jamie and Andy if they lost, wicked old hag. Andy reminds me of one of those lads who would piss their pants if he got a look lof thunder from mummy Sad really. If he manages to get the urge for a bit of rumpy pumpy, when he has been defeated in round two again, he pictures his mum standing over his shoulder, so loses the erection a that point.

        He should have been a politician instead of a sports star with that “there are bad times just around the corner” attitude. He could have been to Gordon Brown what Yvette Cooper s to Sir Kweer.

  13. Hmm, bit 50/50 on this one – Judy Murray came up the hard way, grafted like a dog to get her kids what they needed to be exceptional professionals and is herself a good player and exceptional tactical analyst – and Misery boy has proudly represented team GB successfully at the Davis Cup for many years – he is fiercely patriotic and gives everything.
    A mean old bitch who takes no shit from anyone and – don’t all shout at me now you knaves, a Woman I admire, by all accounts she has no airs and graces and is a good sort.
    But Madam Murray has, how does one put this delicately – “the perfect face for radio”..

    • Agree Vernon. Murray has a limited career as a tennis player and she has ruthlessly exploited his fame to forge a career of sorts for herself via quiz shows etc. No doubt she is careful with the pennies, so I can see your natural attraction to a kindred spirit.

      • LL@ – “Careful with the pennies” you say? – but perchance she has some Scottish Poonds laying around she has forgotten about – I shall have to visit when she is out scaring kids and misery boy is out “trainer bumming” with Fat Reg! 😀
        I always well up when a big white fiver has to leave my pocket , it’s happened at least twice in my life now and the memory still traumatises me..

      • I bet she has an old Imperial Quart whiskey bottle, full of shiny pennies and precious things on a pressure plate. You will have to be like Indiana Jones outrunning that giant boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  14. i always thought she had fucked off and left the kids for the father to bring up. that was until the cunts got famous then she was back to get her fizzer on the tv

  15. As Andy was being born, the midwife remarked “look, there’s a cunt coming out of a cunt’s cunt.”
    Judy is lucky her dour offspring isn’t pushing up the daisies after the Dunblane massacre at Andy’s school.
    Gunman Thomas Hamilton was aiming at young Andy’s face and he would’ve been hit too if not for two comedically fortuitous events that happened simultaneously: it’s hard to shoot straight when you firing and wanking at the same time and you slip in a teacher’s blood, causing the shot to go wide and allowing your intended victim to grow up to be the most famous (and healthy-looking) porridge w0g in many decades.

  16. As Andy was being born, the midwife remarked “look, there’s a cunt coming out of a cunt’s cunt.”
    Judy is lucky her dour offspring isn’t pushing up the daisies after the Důnblåne massacre at Andy’s school.
    Gūnman Thomas Hamilton was aiming at young Andy’s face and he would’ve been hit too if not for two comedically fortuitous events that happened simultaneously: it’s hard to shoot straight when you firing and wanking at the same time and you slip in a teacher’s blood, causing the shot to go wide and allowing your intended victim to grow up to be the most famous (and healthy-looking) p0rridge w0ğ in many decades.

    • TtCE@ – 44 hour labour – that stingy old cow hates giving owt away! 😀
      Right, time to wake the neighbours (in the next town!) with a nice bit of Led Zep – “Kashmir” methinks!

  17. Easy to see why Andy is such a miserable cunt, strange that Jamie isn’t too bad, he must have have more influence for the father 😂

  19. Tennis, sports and anything around it makes me want to vomit so I think my feelings on this old trout and her miserable offspring are plain.

  21. I personally couldn’t give a rats ass about this dour troot, she spawned a miserable, dour cuntox who nailed his colours to the mast over a football competition before hastily backpedalling. The grotty little wanker.
    Fuck the Murray clan and Judy Pissflaps can introduce her hideous rictus to a scalding hot iron. Pointy end first.

  22. They used to take the piss out of her on Virgin Radio. She phoned in and was a really good sport, so I can’t really go with this cunting (and I hate slebs).

    As an aside, Lady C made me go and see Death on the Nile last night (Kenny Brannagh). Fuck me, I said to her about an hour in that it was like woke bingo. Blacks in 1930s London, yep. Black tourists in Egypt, yep, Upper class Asians, yep, French and Saunders as a couple of lezzas, yep, House!

  24. You are entitled to watch TV, of course, but I gave up on it. I don’t think I’m missing anything except crap ‘entertainment’ bollox like Strictly, The Masked Singer, soaps, repeats etc.

      • You’d have to pay me to watch it tbh. Each to their own: if you enjoy it, that’s terrific. I will leave you with a quote from the late Bill Hicks which quite a few Cunters are familiar with:

        “Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

    • Same here cuntologist. I barely watch the news either. All lies and spin. Not worth my time.

      Kick the fucking thing down the stairs and bung it in a skip.

  25. Never seen her on TV as we don’t get UK channels here. I think her son is a miserable, sour faced cunt but then if I’d survived the Dunblane massacre like he did I doubt if I’d be smiling like Pennywise!

  26. Her onlyfans page is an eye opener, she sure can serve a tennis ball or and orange, melon and even a giant marrow.

  27. I have no idea who Scarlett Moffat or Jamie Lang are. Sadly I know about Rylan Clarke-Neal. the cunt is on TV all of the time, along with the big fat black woman, Alison Hammond.

    I have to be grateful for these egregious cunts in a small way; they’re forcing the time I spend watching TV down to mere minutes a day.

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