Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the actor Jack Smethurst who will be best remembered as Eddie Booth in the fantastic un-pc 1970`s classic sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.Smethurst was 89 and his death was confirmed by his son Adam also an actor who has paid tribute to him. R.I.P
On to Deadpool 239
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thomsett
Paula Wilcox
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Joe Brown (singer)
Marty Wilde
Petula Clark
Tommy Steele
Rolf Harris
0
Frank Field
Richard Franklin (actor)
Joe Kinnear
Alan Dean Foster
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
0
Joe Brown (singer)
Marty Wilde
Petula Clark
Tommy Steele
Rolf Harris
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Walter koenig
George Takei
Good darts captain Q
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of bolsover
Marky Ramone
Hazel o Connor
Eric Clapton
0
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
Gudrun Ure.
Rip Jack. Love thy neighbour was one of the best sitcoms ever.
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June Brown
Jimmy Tarbuck
Ozzy Osborn
Olivia Newton John
David Jason
0
Terry Waite
Paul J M Hunnings (Mr Mary Berry)
Frederick Forsyth
Lee Trevino
Uri Geller
0
David Hockney
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Benjamin Ferencz.
Nice work , Captain Q.
0
Ken Clarke
Michael Heseltine
Jackie Stewart
Bernie Eccleston
Melvyn Hayes
0
Nicola Sturgeon
Jacinda Ardern
Dr Hilary Jones
Katie Price
Meghan Markle
0
Pete Murray, willie mays Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Robert Redford
Jon Voight
Art Garfunkel
Paul Simon
RIP Jack
1
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Irving
Peter Tobin
David Icke
0
Bobby Charlton
Geoff Hurst
George Cohen
Only 3 left.
0
I have a picture hanging in my office of Bobby handing me a set of Lada van keys back in the 1980’s at an open night at the local Lada garage. He was Lada’s ambassador in the UK and I had bought the van. There weren’t many people to chat too so I spent most of the evening with him. A really nice man.
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I once spoke to him when he was visting my workplace for some sporty event.
Sir Bobby: Can you tell me where the toilets are, please?
Me: Down that corridor, last door on the left.
Sir Bobby: Thank you very much.
Might have been bursting but still said “please” and “thank you.”
1
Gina Miller
Katie Price
Ghislaine Maxwell
Danielle Westbrook
Lily Allen
2
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles
0
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
No mention of his death on the BBC news website as yet- strange.
5
Still no mention…
1
They should get Nagger Munchetti to announce it then cut to some of the best clips
3
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
2
John Nettleton
Sidney Cooke
Glynis Johns
Tony Hatch
Joss Ackland
0
Swap Glynis Johns for John Savident
0
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Captain.
0
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
James Caan
Erich Von Daniken
0
Congratulations, Captain.
Nick Nolte
Jack Rowell (former England RU coach)
Ken Rosewall
John Romer
Richard Hadlee
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
John Pearson (Author)
Chris Lambrianou
Sammy Gravano
0
3 cheers definatey for Jack Smethurst (Eddie Booth) A master of real comedy! R.I.P.
5
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Mikhail Gorbachev
Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright
Dennis skinner
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Shane McGowan
Danglebert Pimpledick. Release the cunt.
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
0