Cressida Dick (8)

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Cressida’s Dick.

A valedictory cunting.

How shall we count the ways? Below a selection of her efficiency. Makes Boris look on the ball.

Officers based at Charing Cross police station were found by an inquiry to have joked about rape and exchanged offensive social media messages. The Met said it was “deeply sorry”

The delay to the publication of Sue Gray’s full report into lockdown parties at Downing Street was a “stitch-up” between the Met and No 10. Alledgedly.

The rape, abduction and murder of Sarah Everard by a serving Met Police officer. .

Then clashes broke out between women and police officers at a vigil in her memory, held under Covid lockdown measures

There was condemnation of how police handled the murder of two women.

Nicole Smallman and Bibaa Henry, in a park in Wembley. Two constables were jailed for sharing photos of the murdered sisters’ bodies.

Dick also had to deal with the repercussions from the disastrous Operation Midland, the multimillion-pound investigation which saw detectives duped by false claims of a VIP sex abuse ring made by the paedophile and fantasist Carl Beech

A report by an independent panel set up in 2013 into the unsolved murder of Daniel Morgan accused the force of institutional corruption, and found that the then-Assistant Commissioner Dame Cressida had initially refused to grant access to a police internal data system

Before she became commissioner, she was in charge of the operation that led to the fatal shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes by officers who mistook him for a suicide bomber.

Asian police woman shouting anti-semitic slogans while supposedly policing a crowd.

Police officers taking the fucking knee.

And much, much more.

So farewell Cressida. Even Suckdick has washed his hands of you. And Boris’s arse is toast, so fuck off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-60345334

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

59 thoughts on “Cressida Dick (8)”

  1. Good nom, but I would guess a cunt like her will get a nice pay off/pension and probably end up in the House of Old Cunts.

    But what is worse is all those glaring errors/mistakes and general fuck ups under her watch will get brushed under the carpet as per usual.

    And even more concerning is her replacement. Will it be a BAME I wonder?

    Suck Dick won’t want another whitey in charge that’s for sure

    • The price of being a fucking failure!

      And who will be paying for this compo package? Suck dick perchance? No, of course not. It will either be the Taxpayer or London Council Tax payers, or both!

  5. She may be going/gone but don’t expect to get anything other than a woke, the little P*ki Mayor will make sure that it won’t be a hard line tough on crime commissioner, part of the interview will be taking the knee and wearing a rainbow tie.

    I am not with all the criticism of the Sarah E vigil, during the day everything went very well but as soon as it got dark the vigil became less about paying respect and more about protest, what the fuck were people doing at a vigil for this woman with ACAB placards.

    There is very little chance of a ‘shoot first ask questions latter’ commissioner unless Mad Bitch Angie applies 😂

  6. I wanted Dick Van Dyke out back in 2005 after the disgusting Stockwell incident which she led (spineless Jack Straw promoted her later that same year) BUT it sticks in the craw that she was sacked by that fuckwit Sadiq Khan who ought to resign himself for being a total useless shit and wanker.

  7. Put your money on Neil Basu…..effnick boxticker, remoaner, arselicker and totally incompetent (see Tia Sharpe case). He’s Officer Strapon without the skirt. (not in public anyway)

  8. Probably be replaced with someone else more concerned with ticking woke boxes than policing the streets of London. Has to pretty difficult policing the streets when you dare not arrest the majority of the population because they will play the race card.

    Cunts

  9. So useless that Shakespeare wrote a play about her –
    “The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in great revenue!”

    – Troilus Khan and Cressida Dick

  10. Women shouldn’t be in the old bill. Law is supposed to be blind and women are to emotional to be of any use.

  11. “Lessons will be learned”.
    That we need rid of the fucking lot.
    Dickless, along with Patel, Butler, Lammy, Abbott, Clive “lizard” Lewis, Shami Chakrabarti – the list is endless – is living proof that promoting someone with no experience, no common sense, no work ethic and no clue is an exercise in futility and failure.
    But on a payoff of around half a million quid and a huge pension this cunt is rolling in it as we bury her failures and pay our taxes to keep this CUNT in luxury for life.
    This culture of promoting weakness and rewarding failure MUST stop, and there must be accountability for failure.
    It seems the only thing “Great Britain” excels at these days is weakness and failure.
    I will use my growing fury positively, keep my powder dry, continue organising and planning and will arrange a long overdue excoriating reaping – of ALL current “politicians” at the next General Election.
    They are unmitigated bastards, I fucking hate the lot of them and I am going to put the boot in, hard – because we can beef about it, or do something about it, and I have made my choice.
    I can no longer in all good conscience allow this to continue.
    I further find it amusing that I caused a run on Canadian banks recently by giving some useful info to the freedom fighters in Canada – I fight dirty, but legally.
    Fuck around and find out – the Fox is in combative mood,

  12. I preferred it when British cops were racist and beat confessions out of folk.

    Bring back the 80s 😎

  13. It beggars belief that it was a TORY Home Secretary who appointed this hopeless box-ticker back in 2017.

    https://homeofficemedia.blog.gov.uk/2017/02/22/cressida-dick-appointed-as-next-commissioner-of-the-metropolitan-police/

    Amber Dudd gushed at the time:

    “Cressida Dick is an exceptional leader, and has a clear vision for the future of the Metropolitan Police and an understanding of the diverse range of communities it serves. I am delighted Her Majesty has agreed my recommendation after a rigorous recruitment process which highlighted the quality of senior policing in this country.”

    Suckdick Khunt fell over himself with praise:

    “Cressida Dick will be the first female Commissioner of the Met in its 187-year history, and the most powerful police officer in the land. She has already had a long and distinguished career, and her experience and ability has shone throughout this process. On behalf of all Londoners, I warmly welcome Cressida to the role and I very much look forward to working with her to keep our capital safe and protected.”

    Thick cunt Brandon Lewis, Minister for Policing and the Fire Service added:

    “Cressida brings impressive skills and extensive experience to her new role as Metropolitan Police Commissioner. This was a tough recruitment process, but she demonstrated very clearly that she is the best person to take on this demanding role and I look forward to working with her.”

    Strap-On herself was typically self-effacing:

    “I am thrilled and humbled. This is a great responsibility and an amazing opportunity. I’m looking forward immensely to protecting and serving the people of London and working again with the fabulous women and men of the Met. Thank you so much to everyone who has taught me and supported me along the way.”

    Can’t imagine why I’m not surprised at how things turned out… 🤔

    • Note she says: “women and men” instead of the usual “men and women”. How awfully fucking woke of her.

      • Surprised she’s using the term men at all. The usual accepted categories in the Met are wimminz, trans and effniks.

      • Dud was a trannie ‘do what you like’ proponent. What the fuck she was doing in the Tories is a mystery.

    • RTC@ Afternoon Ruffers – I had some dealings with Elmer Fudd when she was pretending to be Home Secretary – stupid, sly, incompetent and an all round nasty piece of work.
      I “shed few tears” at her fall.

      • MMCM@ – Sucking up my taxpayers money at the rate of around 1.5 million a year and receiving the best free medical treatment in the world from “racist whitey”.

      • They should switch her off. Huge waste of electricity keeping those life support machines going – probably enough to power the national grid for a year.

  15. When I heard the terrible news I went down to Stockwell Tube to lay some flowers (got them cheap post Valentines) at the memorial to that immo the bitch executed in 2005. Unfortunately there were no TV cameras to record my tear filled virtue signalling face. Waste of fucking time that was.
    Still, there’s a family in Brazil living like Kings thanks to this useless slag and the British taxpayer.

    • I’m surprised people still wear backpacks after this colossal cunt-up on 22nd July 2005. Took ages for the truth to come out about that killing. And btw, is the “war on terror” still on? Did we win? Draw? There hasn’t been a terrorist attack in aeons. The war on drugs is still on! Another un-winnable war. We need a new system of governance not just a new Chief of Police who gives lip-service to, “cracking down on crime” and all that empty rhetoric.

  16. Glad she’s gone, but I her replacement will probably be a clueless and corrupt spazmo just like this flaccid Dick was. What’s needed is a copper who has seen all the darkness, cracked a few heads and sends out the message to the scum that there is a zero-tolerance on violence and exploitation in Britain. It can’t be hard to find someone like that who is willing to step up to the plate, surely?

  17. Suck Dick wants Basu. Innit. Patel is rumoured to be looking outside the force.
    My money is on Philip Scholfield.

  20. I heard Priti Useless wanted to sack the bitch but Suckdick wasn’t having it, hence the extension to her contract. Five months later the little weasel has buyer’s remorse. Strapon’s mistake was trying to dig Boris out of his party gate hole, he wasn’t going to let her get away with that.
    “Pick a lane” as our American friends say. Zig zagging between lanes is a dangerous business, especially when Suckdick is driving a fucking great bus (electric obviously).

  21. A rampaging landslide of complete failure.
    A purely politically correct box ticking exercise in futility.
    Might as well appoint the Mad Mullah next.
    What a cesspit of vermin.

  22. She was fucking useless, so yes good riddance.

    However, the replacement will be a box ticker.

    Odds of a straight white honky getting the job?

    Zero.

    It’ll probably be Shamima Begum.

    Or maybe Ru Paul.

    This country is finished.

  24. Mullah Khan currently reported to be interviewing Neil Basu and a pile of dogshit – the dogshit is a clear winner on the aptitude tests but is the wrong shade of brown so will be excluded under faecal diversity and inclusivity directives.
    Anyone seen Tia Sharp?
    I vote Darth Vader or Ming the Merciless, probably edging towards throwing my weight behind Ming the Merciless – he had style! 😀

  25. Just nuke London and get rid of all the cunts in one hit. Any cunters who live there, sorry it’s for the greater good honest.

  26. When she leaves London police will be dickless, maybe they will have some balls now, and I don’t mean eds either

  28. What pisses me off about this tw@ is that she clings to her throne throughout this litany of absolute failures, but eventually deigns to leave due to waycism allegations. Talk about falling on your sword, although presumably not a pork sword in her case.

  29. Don’t mention pork to Suckdick. Try getting a packet of pork scratchings in Stabistan. You’ll get arrested for hate crime.

  30. Cressida Dick of No Cock Green. That could make a good series, in the unlikely event of her getting hard up!

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