Welsh language lessons for refugees

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”Welsh language lessons for refugees and asylum seekers”

This would be funny except that one of the fucker mentioned lives in Newport. My home town.

”Xiao-Xia Chen, who is originally from China, but now lives in Newport, said Welsh was “difficult” but a “very special language”, having previously learned English and Mandarin.”

I left a long time ago but can honestly say that I never met anyfucker in Newport who spoke Welsh. If I go back now then Urdu, Pashti, Vietnamese, Polish etc are commonly heard. But still not Welsh. Never.

It seems the kids are taught Welsh in school, poor fuckers. What a monumental waste of education. Welsh for specialists and weirdos – fine. But wasting teaching resources so that the poor little fuckers can translate Tacsi and PoppityPing is a fucking tragedy.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

59 thoughts on “Welsh language lessons for refugees”

  2. I regard this as a most excellent use of public resources CC.
    Everyone in Britain should be afforded the opportunity to learn the language if you ask me…

    • Indeed,
      And if you want to really stir it…

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brittonic_languages#History_and_origins

      Note the red area covers Scotland up to the Clyde-Forth valley, the peoples there spoke the ancestor of modern Welsh, and explains to a degree the reluctance of the lowland Scottish populace to learn the Gaelic, as it’s not their native language and never has been.

      It’s amusing that to push the ‘Gaelic is our language’ narrative that they’re putting up signs in the red shaded area with gaelic bastardisations of anglo bastardisations of the original brythonic place names.

      Tongs ya bass, boyo…

  3. Fuck the Welsh
    Fuck the gimmigrants
    Fuck the government
    Fuck the frogs
    Fuck Newport, no personal disrespect cuntsable but I’ve been on account of Mrs Everyonesacunt being from Cardiff and it’s a toilet
    Fuck the beeb for somehow thinking any of this is important apart from repatriation back to frog land. Cunts.

  6. I too have been to Newport.
    My enduring emotion is one of relief. That I don’t live there.

    Massive drug problem, high unemployment (dressed up as long term sickness benefits), a soulless, dying town.
    Poor bastards.

    I agee with Ron to an extent: I visit Wales. I would prefer to hear Welsh language spoken, than Chinese, Urdu, Polish etc

    • Have to agree with you about Newport CG. I’ve worked all over Wales and as CC says, I never heard Welsh spoken in South Wales at least not in the populated industrial areas. In a pub in Presteigne we asked a local to speak to us in Welsh. His response; “We don’t speak Welsh here mate, you’re the wrong side of the mountains”. A few years ago a local authority in north-west Wales was done for discriminating against an English man who applied for a job with them. I once spoke to a local in north Wales who described Dover where he had lived for a few years, as the worst shit hole on the Earth and that was before the dinghy riders were invented. I’m rambling now, I’ll stop.

  7. Hated languages at school, me. Except English. Still know a bit of French though, like if I’m in a French restaurant and that, stuff like:

    Garcon, err, garcon…
    Je suis un, errr, poisson, err.
    Parlais vous Dutch?
    Err… garcon garcon, ici garcon
    Je suis un fillet de, err, Dover sole?
    Comment, comment, Garcon?
    Je suis err, le bits of, err, mouton
    Mutton, je suis mutton
    Et le vin blanc, err, et err…
    Oh garcon! Garcon! Err, ici
    Je veux, je veux… le cabbages?
    Le cabbages, garcon?
    Je veux, err, le pommes de terre
    Garcon, ici, garcon, err, comment?
    Ah, oui oui, garcon
    Non non garcon,
    Je veux, err… le particle of snot?
    Garcon?
    Mais oui, madame, mais oui….

    Not bad, eh? Gets me by. Now some Latin:

    Amo
    Amas
    Amat
    Amamus
    Amatis
    Amant

    That means “I’ve got the horn”, depending on which gender pronoun you happen to be using.

    • Stirling stuff Ruff👍

      I find “Deux bier pression, s’il vous plait” is sufficient for my needs👍.

    • A bloke I used to work with would go around saying ‘baise mon chapeau’ all the time eg;

      ‘Don’t tell me Villa won today then? Well baise mon chapeau!’. Needless to say, I never heard him utter another word of Franglais.

  8. What the living fuck in the name of the goat (blessed be his horns) are these Welsh cunts on?

    I’d have thought forcing someone to speak Welsh was a clear human rights breach.

    Wales, mystical land of Orcs and other strange races. If the nazis has made it to these shores I’m not sure what they would of done about the Welsh problem.

  9. “They want to learn Welsh because they believe that living in Wales they should learn the language of their new home”.

    Have they been across the border then? People have lived there for 60 years as well recent dinghy invaders and still speak ting tong or ghetto patois because some cunt (the English taxpayer) will pay to translate it.

  10. People going to live in a country and not learning the language – cunts
    People going to a country and learning the language – cunts

    Can’t win with some cunts.

    And while we’re at it, let’s remember that it was, or a variation of, the language spoken in what is now England, until it was bummed out of them by whatever race fancied crossing the channel for shits and giggles. 😄

  11. Welsh has been part of the national curriculum in Wales for ages.

    If this chinky can learn Mandarin she can learn welsh.
    More or less the same accept mandarin has less spitting.

    Is she opening a chippy or something?

  15. I love Wales.
    Don’t think its reciprocated but fuck em.
    A cheery ” Morning!!” Will earn you a look that will blister paint.

    This Jackie Chan should ease relations by passing round prawn crackers and spitting .
    Theyll soon accept her.

    • We love our neighbours here Mis, except for sport, then it gets a bit messy! Usually good natured though, as there are plenty of English living here, and you don’t have to learn the lingo, just a bit of practice on the double Ls for directions.
      Sometimes you get some Billy big bollocks popping over and behaving like he’s visiting his retarded second cousins, they get the welcome they deserve. 😉

      • Afternoon GJ👍
        Fair enough!
        Couple of years back we rented a cottage in Fairbourne, North Wales.
        I was dead excited;
        Up early for a walk with the dog up the hill to a old slate quarry.
        A farmer passed every morning on a quad bike.
        Being a jovial chap I said “Morning!”
        Blanked .
        At first I thought he’d not heard.
        Next day, “Morning;”
        Blanked .
        Thats when it dawned on me .
        It was because im English!!!!

        I couldn’t believe it!
        Me! A victim of racial prejudice!
        The callous little cunt was racist.

        I contacted Hope not Hate but they didn’t want to know.
        Typical.
        I still weep if I hear a quad bike.
        😁

      • It’s OK, as far as those cunts are concerned I’m fucking English too! I went there twice, the second time I didn’t get out of the car…

      • GJ@
        Its since been declared the first place in the British isles to be a natural disaster due to climate change 😁
        Its erosion, slowly sinking into the sea.
        No new buildings.
        Homes practically unsellable.
        No investment.
        The New Atlantis!

        Teach the sour cunts…

      • The laughable part is, half of the fuckers in North Wales were probably born in fucking England (Chester)😉👍

    • Wales is misunderstood – i’m a 1/16 but the wife’s a 1/4, love the place since she introduced me. Think i’d retire there. Get what you give – each to his own but everyone has to have somewhere they feel happy. Better than Bradford postcode in a sensible (white) enclave. Eventually we are all fucked – time/attidues move on, but not for the best.

      • Wales has some stunning places-it’s like Cornwall, but more affordable👍

      • A man I knew Whaatt, dead now, originally from Manchester area, ex Royal Navy in WW2, retired to Aberystwyth and lived there twenty years until his death. Thought it was wonderful.

  16. i feel that English natives should be forced to learn the Gaelic speak.
    it will go some way towards healing the sins of forefathers so to speak.
    it is my intention to see this policy drive forward , when I’m elected to the local cuntsfail council.
    Henry the ate was a wronging , he should have kissed the Romes arse and the Spanish would never have invaded.
    A lot of wood would have been saved in dear old Eire instead ye chose not to learn the skah and took our oak for Lizzes .
    it now comes the tide when taken at its ebb leads on to ruin.
    on a more serious note
    the only language that should be thought in school is Latin ,it will teach more about life than any cunt can even imagine

  17. This the sort of appallingly wasteful communist shite that the mad cunts in the Welsh assembly dream up to burn through English money.
    A complete shower.
    Thank you Grand Baron Bliar or whatever the fuck you are.
    Besides a giant cunt.

    • what else could you expect from school teacher politicians that listen to lobby groups of anus miserables

  20. What utter bollocks is my taxpayers money being wasted on this week? (I mean, there’s clearly a fkin endless supply) – oh yes – Welsh lessons for the Kung Flu bat botherers.
    I am sure every person who is broke, homeless and hungry in Wales will really benefit from this.
    And there is no need to learn Welsh – just gargle with a couple of oysters in your mouth, spit them out along with a load of phlegm and there you go – Welsh! 😀

  21. Why aren’t we being offered free Farsi language lessons, as it strikes me we will need it to buy milk and bread very soon?

  22. Been in Cardiff for 40 years and can honestly say, no fucker speaks this obsolete language that makes German, Africans, Arabic and various other horrendous sounding languages sound like music compared to fucking Welsh, there are only the die hard, stubborn cunts trying to keep Welsh alive and kids who have to learn it in school and then never need it again.
    Honestly French or Spanish would be a hundred times more useful than a stone age language the anyone who speaks it and there are not many, can also speak English, they wouldn’t survive on just Welsh I’m sure.
    Honestly we would be better off being taught various languages by the fucking immigrants as we are going to overrun with the sponging cunts soon enough…

  23. Welsh are a tiny minority of small , very white, black haired people in North Wales. The Welsh are mostly from Birmingham who went to the valleys for jobs in the 19th century. In other words the welsh are as English as the Scots who managed to name their capitol city after the English king Edwin.

    • Wales has it all.
      Mountains, castles, beaches,
      Woodland, I genuinely love it.
      If offered a free holiday to Mauritius or colwyn bay
      Itd be Colwyn bay .
      No joke .
      Wales is smashing.

    • Smug: you are quite correct👍
      There are some fucking gorgeous Welsh Wimminz though-Catherine Zeta Jones, for example😍

  26. Son want to Cardiff uni to get a teaching degree had to learn Welsh. Ended up in one of the roughest schools in Cardiff teaching in English…..

  27. Far more urgent is the provision of English lessons to our vibrant and culturally diverse friends in the valued-citizen communidy. Or communi’y, as you wish. More, given the abysmal standard of diction and grammar exhibited by the coming generation of public speakers and broadcasters, that could usefully be extended to anyone living, or pretending to have lived, within 50 miles of Bow Bells, regardless of ethnicity, date of entry or academic qualification in woke studies.

    As a taxpayer, I would endorse this. Indeed, listening to R4’s little-girl presenters speaking Welsh would be less painful than hearing their debased parody of English.

    • Im typing from a Belgian keyboard , so forgive my punctuation as some of the commands do not match the english vocabulary.
      Yes it would a welcome return for everyone if presenters were to speak correct english.
      I might have made a mistake ,not sure anymore

    • I get the horn when a fit welsh presenter comes on with the hot voice but only speaks English but not that Alex Jones. She is very annoying.

  28. The paddies have been teaching irish ever since the formation of the state. No cunt speaks it except a few inbreds living on craggy island. Like wales I am sure it is just a tool to stir up nationalism and anti-english feeling. Scotland going down the same road too, lived there for many years and only met one person from the hebrides who could speak it. Petty, insular and divisive local politicians for local people bullshit. Lawyers are cunts too, as I frequently state. Anybody have jack dromey in deadpool?

    • The Paddies do not speak *As Gaelige* as it was outlawed for centuries but everyone still has a little bit

  30. There is more people in Patagonia who speaks Welsh than Welsh people per capita. Says something that.

    Maybe it’s the horrible English again.

    Or maybe it’s just to subvert natural order by actually interacting with your neighbours.

    Also I’m partly welsh before people start banging on about Welsh Xnophobia bollocks.

    I’m sick to death of this bullshit.

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