Prince Andrew (6)

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A right Royal turn of the year cunting please for this arrogant little prick (or at least HIS little prick), which has a coltish tooth, allegedly, who keeps finding ever more bizarre reasons why he cannot be prosecuted for have a fuddle duddle with young girls on the old rumpy pumpy. manoeuvres .

According to the latest excuse from his lawyers, Randy Andy can’t face prosecution because the complainant is Australian and the case is being heard in America:

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You can be pretty certain that if an American girl had been molested in Australia, Sleepy Joe would expect the Australians to act

It is interesting that Andrew has now gone looking for excuses rather than denying on oath he is a dirty old man even if the Queen’s favourite, and it really is time the dirty old bounder faced the charges and the consequences if found guilty He and Ghislane might be banged up together in the same cell, watching each other taking turns of the dunny – what a prospect!

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

 

169 thoughts on “Prince Andrew (6)”

  1. They are all guilty, the whole bagful, including Andy’s accuser.
    Throwing someone else under the bus is the American way!

  2. If he’d fronted up from the start and said ‘I didn’t do it, and I’ll fight it out in the court to prove it’, people would have respected that.
    Ducking and diving like Arfur Daley and trying to hide behind a wall of legal mumbo-jumbo just yells ‘guilty as fuck’.
    Whatever actually happened, he’s now fucked anyway. Everybody thinks that he’s a nasty, shifty cunt.

    • We would have likewise respected him more if he’d just said
      ‘yeah sure I fucked her, she was over the age of consent for the place and time, knew what she was doing, was up for it and who among you lot wouldn’t have?’

  4. Even the League of Evil have condemned him!

    “Id not like him around my daughter!”-Vlad the Impaler

    “What a dirty predator!”- Count Dracula

    “He used Force”- Darth Vader

    “He turns my guts!”-Idi Amin

    “I had to take a long shower!”-A Hitler

    • Ha ha ha 👍
      He really is not worthy of such auspicious company.
      If not a royal, he would probably be working as a jizz mopper in a soho peep show.
      🧐

      • CG@
        Just turned on the TV and what greeted me? …the Sugarcubes!!👍👍

        Jesus, Bjork looks about 12yr!
        Prince Andrew would be like a rat up a drainpipe.

      • Mia I saw them before they “broke”.
        Wish I had chatted up Bjork😍

        She is mad as a box of frogs, as confirmed by Odin on here – but she is fuckinf talented, see her one and only film role in “Dancer in the dark”.

    • MNC@ – Not invited to appear in Legion of Doom Christmas calendar..
      “When that sex beast gets to prison I will give him a massage he won’t forget” – Harvey Weinstein.
      “He has tarnished the good name of Men – I am so upset I cannot even wank into the eye sockets of this dead girl” – Ted Bundy.
      “I’d make the fat cunt pull the plug”! – John Haigh”.
      “I would think twice about being seen with this evil deviant” – Levi Belfield.
      “He’s not my fucking Son – any decent Greek would have left her arse like the Japanese flag” – Prince Philip.

    • ‘ children aren’t safe with him around’ – Gary Glitter

      ‘he’s gone too far’ – Roy Whiting

      ‘there’s a special place in hell for him’ – Ian Huntley

      ‘string him up!’- Rose West

      ‘hanging’s too good for him’ – Ian Watkins

  5. There is an interesting angle that some are mentioning on here.

    That Guffrie or whatever she’s called turned 18 and was then getting other girls, some under legal age (allegedly of course) to join. Grooming, I think they call it.

    She seems to have done very well out of it all. Not a particularly bright girl, but she lives in Perth in a 1.9 million home and got 500k hush money.

    I could be wrong, but it might be somewhat poetic justice if some of the girls took her to court for a payout for grooming them.

    She seems to have enough assets to cover a few civil cases.

    Some are saying she’s deflecting by trying to charge Prince Andrew. Don’t get me wrong, I am no fan of his at all.

    But it seems to be all about money in his case to be honest. She’s no angel, let’s have it right.

    Sadly, this will probably end with him agreeing a payout for her to go away, one which we’ll pay for of course.

    That nice 1.9 million house will be sold and she’ll probably upgrade to a £5 million one.

    I’d have let him bum me into next week whilst I cried my eyes out for the next 5 years for that sort of money.

    • Or you could turn your head round and give him a cheeky wink of encouragement..

    • Cuntybollocks@ – No kissing obviously, now – what sort of money are we talking here?
      Would a sailor suit be appropriate attire?

      • For £5 million you could line them up and I’d wear whatever they fucking wanted.

        I’d expect to spend the next year or two in a dark room crying and howling with shame and disgust…but for £5 million? I’d get over it I’m sure.

  6. I didn’t know Sidney Poitier received a knighthood. 1974 apparently. How standards have slipped since then.

  7. HRH should have come out a guns blazing. “She was 17, not illegal in the UK and I fucked the arse of it and she loved it. She never mentioned she was trafficked and seemed very obliging. She even came back for seconds”

      • Lol

        What a shame he didn’t come here for advice before his Maitlis interview.

        “She was 17 and up for it. I wore her knickers on my face for the next three days. You look a bit past it love, but you can sit on my royal face if you wash your fanny first. Fuck off.’

      • “What a shame he didn’t come here for advice before his Maitlis interview.”

        It wasn’t just Guiffre though so the best advice on ISaC still wouldn’t have got him past the scrutiny of The Behaviour Panel… an excellent analysis of the cunt’s body language during his ‘car crash’…
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC40bgA2wKA

  10. Didn’t Andy bat for both sides
    I remember reading an article by student Vivian Bastard claiming his new boyfriend Prince Andrew appealed because he had a helicopter and offered him no intellectual threat
    That was probably forty years ago in a young ones annual so it must be true
    Either way he’s in the shit

  11. Surpised the DM didn’t use this picture from The Spitting Image Annual circa 1985:
    https://www.flickr.com/photos/35237296@N00/6162986196

    I always thought Prince Andrew had a reputation for being a bit of a lad. Who the fuck cares so long as she was over 16?

    The fact she said he was sweaty and he biologically cannot sweat due to overdosing on adrenaline in the Falklands sounds fishy to me.

  12. The thing about this Virginia Giuffre story, it’s a bit of a dead cat on the table. It’s being kept going to stop people thinking ‘what other technically-legal-somewhere-if-at-all young girls did he have then?’

    Lest we forget, amongst others, the French also want to have legal words with him as well on French soil about related matters…oh, but only as a witness (aye, right…sorry, c’est ça, oui…)

    Anyway, his alleged behaviour comes as no surprise, Phil the Greek spent much of his war in whatever brothels were at hand…Mountbatten was the royal hoormeister…apples and trees.

  13. But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia
    Come on, honey child, beg you
    Come on, come on down, you got it in you
    Got to scrape the shit right off your shoes

  14. Well 40 years ago soon, Handy Andy went to the Falklands & returned a Poster Boy “War Hero!” His chopper was seen parked up beside him. Although this event only really started out as a skirmish, or a coup, no not a Koo! It was Thatcher getting all warmongery, & blowing up the Belgrano. What a brillint piece of tactical warfare that turned out to be., what made the difference. So with Andy back on home turf, he knew he still had his other chopper to play around with. A sort of pocket size Swiss Army Knife equivalent, & the one that over the following years he should have kept in his Y Fronts. Now it’s got him in a right royal rut! So be prepaired to suffer the imminent consequences. Them damn yankies are on your case. You have it coming you daft cunt!

    • Apparently randy Andy got pissed having had his drinks spiked up with a cocktail of alcohol and viagra, by some ypubf tart, remarkably similar to the accuser. After about 10 of these he collapsed on the floor, his hampton standing proud when this young wench straddled him and started doing sit ups with great zest. I am his defence lawyer and that having talked to randy Andy this is the case for the defence.

  15. The big toothed arsehole is as guilty as Fuck, we all know that but the worst thing about this is the way that his so called bunch of vultures (legal team) try and turn and distort the law in order to keep him from testifying, he will never be found guilty of anything yet this giant turd has been fraudulent on his property deals, but what pleases me is now he is held in the same league as Glitter, Saville, etc etc. Do the right thing and blow your huge sweaty head off.!!

  16. Was randy Andy the only famous cunt that visited Epstein’s island. Why aren’t we hearing about other celebs who took advantage of these poor trafficked women

  17. OOF! Andrew forced to give up military titles! OOF!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59987935

    Never heard of something like this happen before.

    He should have told the truth years ago and the shame would have ran it’s course. I reckon it’s so big, bigger than Andrew and he just can’t concede out reality could unravel like a Philip K. Dick novel. Poor Queenie.

  18. Well a ‘diplomatic swap’ with Ann Sacoolas has already been mentioned. It gets my vote, but is extremely unlikely. Sob! If to sort out the continued arrogance & denial of of one cunt, & of course some sort of justice for the other. The possibility of him being well dosed up with a date rape drug, mixed with Viagra though, is a long shot, as he was ordering pizza at the time in Woking. Everyone looked like they were having a great time at that party though. Miss. Giuffre has a big smile on her face, & has the arm of a prince around her waist. – Wow! But Virginia now though, looks more like her mummy did some twenty one years ago. So I don’t think we will find a prince out there now, willing to give her one. Sweep her off her feet, & live happily ever after!

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