Michaela Strachan [2]

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Cunters, I present this z list cunt for a do as I say not what I do cunting. Meat eaters should not critisise me.
FUCKING WHAT you cunt, a no talent cunt like this flying in from South Africa on a regular basis? Who the fuck is paying the fares then? You? I doubt it. The B.B.C? More than fucking likely.
Why the fuck can’t Al Jabeeba get someone who lives in fucking Britain present the fucking programme with the Packham cunt?

Strachan’s Frequent Flights.

When Greta finds out she is going to be pissed? Fuck you especially Strachan cunt. I hope that the evil one runs up and down your cunt with a roll of razor wire on his back.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

74 thoughts on “Michaela Strachan [2]”

  1. She had that crap programme the hitman and her in the nineties, and on gmtv with timmy mallet, how can you take the bitch seriously? Oven, that is all, morning all

  2. I tried to cop a feel of her arse when she was squeezing past me in the bar of a local hotel where she was staying while they made some nature programme….unfortunately there was no arse to goose…just loose trouser material….I decided to no longer pursue my carnal interest in her after that…that’ll teach the old Bag.
    She also appears to have the same skin texture as a desiccated rhino hide.

    A sad let-down from the glory days of ‘The Hitman and Her’ indeed.

    • Her loss dick, I bet she got plowed senseless by the hitman camera crew, I wonder if any bongo films were made in the hotel room?

      • Her loss indeed…I bet there isn’t a day goes by when she doesn’t start frothing at the gash thinking about what she missed out on.

        Morning,Sid
        Morning,All.

  3. Id forgotten Michaela,
    Doubt anyone would take any notice of anything she said?

    Bit of a scrawny, goofy fucker,
    Needs a kebab=stat!

    Flying is more ecologically damaging than having chicken nuggets for your tea Mickey,
    Everytime you fly a panda gets brain cancer.
    You murderer.

  4. A wizened has been hypocrite.
    Why not make a nature programme we might enjoy..
    Swimming with Great Whites wearing a Bacon bathing cap.
    The bullshitting old hippy.

  5. I’ve heard about quite a few blokes fantasising over it, but I’ve never seen the attraction. She always seemed too wholesome, goody goody and holier than thou for my liking, a bit like that Gabby Logan tart.

    • I reckon Chris Packham has sex with assorted animals the moment the cameras are turned off.

      • “this wadger is wunning away because I got my pop wivit cwock out to give it some sweet wuving”

        he visited Pembrokeshire the other day, he creeped in to do his filming then fucked off quick, he’s know most fuckers down here wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire!!!!

      • He just confects that speech impediment because, as a white man, it’s the only way the BBC will continue to employ him.

    • @TTCE:
      It’s called “Multicultural London English”, and that’s official, apparently. There was some arts prof telling us all about it on R4 today, as part of the BBC’s initiative to ensure that spelling, pronunciation and grammar are scrapped, and English is taught exclusively – if it is taught at all – by recently-landed Somali dinghy riders.

      But it’s not fucking English. It’s a debased backward pidgin-English in which the concepts required for intelligent conversation can no longer be expressed. I blame Tim Westwood.

  7. She was in my wank bank all those years ago “hitman and her”
    Jizz to disco. Agree though she’s a cunt.

  8. She says she’s a vegetarian, like it’s a virtue and not a lifestyle choice.
    She’s got solar panels but in the next breath says she doesn’t drive an electric car because there are problems in SA with power supply, so isn’t that the real reason why she’s got solar power?

      • She’s never really done owt for me to be honest Thomas.
        Bit bland.
        Bit too skinny.
        No tits.
        All dried up from the African sun,
        She reminds me a bit of Rod Hull?
        No im going to pass I think?
        Shed have to do something really depraved to get my motor running.

        Maybe if she frigged herself off while saying racist abuse!😁

      • Rid Hull – LoL

        She does though doesn’t she now you mention. If only she’d fallen off a roof instead.

  9. I hated ‘the hitman & her’.
    Being a man of refined musical tastes the televised antics of a bunch of working class scum bladdered dancing to Stock, Aiken & Watermelon truly turned my tripe.
    Id snobbily sniff disdainfully,
    Tut and turn it off.
    Vulgar plebs.
    That Pete watermelon plays with trains!!
    Haha 😀
    The big spastic.
    Boring cunt with no taste in music.
    Unlike me whos fascinating and impeccable taste.
    Motorhead Rules♠️

    • MNC@ – “Be’ave! Where am I? A new release from SAW now – get it bought our kid! Michaela! Get out that camera mans groin and wipe your face”!

  10. Virtue signaling of any kind is a cunt, just another in a long line of authoritarian harpy’s who want to control my lifestyle, while then indulging in what they profess to despise, she is quite obviously a female Packham, so an absolute unmitigated CUNT!!!!!

    • Remember that ginger,scouse guineapig Peter Watermark let loose on the charts?
      Sonia.
      She was a goodnatured simpleton.
      Pete should have his Hornby train sets smashed with a hammer for that alone.
      Twin him with Michaela?
      They’re the moors murderers of pop music.

      • Indeed she has MMS,
        And usually thats all I need.
        But Toyah triggers a homicidal rage in me that scares me.

        Her constant attention seeking and plastic surgery aside,
        Its her dragging that old bloke along for the ride,
        When I see ms Wilcox I understand how mild mannered truckdriver Peter Sutcliffe felt!

        Shes a waste of a good pair of tits and has a voice begging for a few taps with a clawhammer.

      • That’s a shame, cupids arrow missed its target.

        All you needed was to entice her with your unique bleak poetry, and then plot to get Fripp’s cock out of the equation.

        After a few doses of Rohypnol, she would have been yours for the taking.

        You can thank me later.

      • In Sonia’s defence she had a nice body on her when Paul o’Grady was doing his Lily Savage thing. I’d have fucked her into another dimension.

  11. Used to be a looker, now she looks like an ad for taxidermy and i would imagine has a neck like a lizards ball sack and banana tits.
    Best days are behind her now, so next she will be trying to draw media attention like flies to a starving child’s face Devina McCall style….
    Just retire and keep some dignity….

  12. Some right picky fuckers on here. Used to enjoy a wank over the lovely Michaela back in the 80s. Bet she loves it. Looked at some pictures, still would.

    East Anglia says ‘not a cunt.’

    • What about Sonia Mike?
      You slip her some East Anglian pork?
      As your sweating bodies beat a drum tattoo at the side of the pool,
      The rythm intensifies,
      As it nears its crescendo,
      Sonia squeals

      “Dere! Aww ey, dere dats de spot!”
      😀

      • There was Cathy Dennis too. Another Norfolk musical talent.
        Or, as she’s known today… “Who?”
        😂😂😂

      • Sonia has become identical to the cowardly lion in the wizard of oz. Would probably still give her one, so long as she promises not to talk afterwards. Can’t be too fussy at my age.

      • A conundrum, MNC.

        I have a real thing for gingers – Carol Decker, Nicole Kidman, Sarah Ferguson, my wife, etc – but I am racially prejudiced against Scousers.

        If she agreed to swallow and not talk or sing, she might get a taste of Imperial cock.

        ISAC’s favourite ginger…

        https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5022207/masood-returns-to-eastenders-as-he-walks-in-on-carmel-in-her-lingerie-and-suspenders-and-viewers-cant-get-over-how-amazing-she-looks/

      • I see your quandary!
        Isla Fisher👍
        As you say Nicole Kidman 👍
        Julianna moore👍

        All gorgeous, and Im partial to redheads myself.

        As for your wife, im a northerner and would never comment on another mans wife,
        But Sarah Ferguson?!!!!!!
        Jesus!

        “Right turn Cylde”….

      • I’ve never had a go on a ginger vag. Top of my bucket list though. Kerry Daynes the Crime Psychologist is a very scrummy ginge.

      • Bob-I have smashed loads of ginger minge.

        I would take Prince Phillips comment aimed at Markel and use it for “Ging-oirs”:

        “Gingers are for walking out with, not marrying.”
        😉

      • Karen Gillan.

        Geri Halliwell.

        Christ, I’ll be wanking like Cuntstable at this rate.

        Apparently, Boudica was a ginger too.

        I like Alex Kingston as well.

      • I knew Alex Kingston’s mum-through an associate. A lovely German lady, real class👍
        Alex is no looker, chaps.

      • Sadly Alex has ‘declined’….. but for few short years she had it all.

        There’s a decent shag scene in ‘Croupier’ where the game old lass shows off her amazing embonpoint and thick red bush. My old VHS tape has gone all fuzzy through endless play/replays.

        Nowadays Granny Ange is the redhead de jour. (Got to go, couple of blokes in white uniforms at the door…..)

    • How has noone said Gillian Anderson on the smash able ginger topic?
      At least half the finger dents in my cock are because of her in the 90s

  13. If Michaela Strachan cares soooo deeply for the planet – as we all would if a BBC contract and life of first class jet travel on the Licence payers back depended on it then I look forward to the day she is contributing to nature by feeding the worms.
    Crack on then love.

  15. Humans have been eating meat for thousands of years. Humans have only been flying for little over 100 years. Fuck off you thick bitch.

  16. I thought she was ugly back in the 80s and nothing appears to have changed.
    Apart from her resembling a malnourished horse even more than she used to…

  17. She can’t take criticism!!
    She posted about being served white bread for breakfast at a hotel and how awful it was.
    Some bloke called her spoilt and she went off on one.

    Same with this,
    Got upset because someone pulled her on frequently flying and yet preaching on being ‘green’ and she saw her arse.

    Kicked off about meat eaters.

    Thin skinned.
    Mard.
    Hypocrite.

  18. … they need to put a stop to that. The Beeb just loves to abuse … it must be great to have an income stream such as theirs that seems to require no limiting factors as to how they squander it. Is it even audited? … is it subject to misappropriation of public funds rules?

    • Swagger: that is why Alex Bellfield is having to defend himself in court-that Cunt Jeremy Vine used BBC funds, to buy drinks at a charity event.
      Vine is suing Alex.
      Should be interesting 👍

  19. She used to give me the horn, did old Meccano Spanner.

    I would’ve quite happily emptied my love sack all over her face, when she was in her ‘Hitman and Her’ days.

    Not sure what her talent ever was. God awful presenter, can’t act, can’t sing.

    But could probably suck a golf ball through a hosepipe when in the presence of TV bosses (allegedly).

  20. Another vacuous airhead.
    Michaela love, it wasn’t your intellect that got you a career in “bubble gum” tv😉

    Pete Waterman is a complete cunt.
    Between him, Simon Cowel and that other Simon (cunt who’s surname eludes me), they fucking ruined the music scene👎

  21. I’ve no idea who this woman is. I must be sadly out of touch with the real world.

    Morning all.

      • The bastard chimeric love child of Tom Petty and Rod Hull. I can see it.

        Sadly she doesn’t seem to have inherited either of their talents.

  22. Is she Justin Hawkins after a shave?
    If not, I’d give it a bash and wipe my cock on her hair on the way out.

    • Justin Hawkins, whatever happened to that cunt?

      Him and The Darkness were everywhere for about 15 minutes in the early 2000s with their glam rock revival attempt. Didn’t he go a bit wibble wibble teapot hatstand, possibly chemically induced?

      • He currently has a YouTube regular podcast: “Justin Hawkins rides again”.
        In it he slags off other musicians 😂
        He was a grade “A” pisshead, back in the day.
        Decent guitarist, though.

        I think he is the cousin of Taylor Hawkins-drummer with Yank bores, The Foo Fighters.

    • Does that explain living in South Africa where I imagine there’s an abundance of it?

  24. As a reminder to everyone I gave coup de grace to the chippy vegan argument that eating meat is bad for the environment in my nom entitled ‘Cow Farts’.

    The gist of it is, if animals didn’t eat vegetable matter, producing methane, then soil bacteria would instead. So no net increase in methane. Either way, said methane gets rapidly oxidized into plant food in the atmosphere, enabling the growth of more vegetable matter, for grazing. A virtuous circle.

  25. Fucking hypocritical, anorexic bin diver.
    People like her, Bear Grills and David Attenborough have put more carbon into the atmosphere than all the cars in London.
    Boil the old scrag end in piss.

  26. I know nothing of the toothy cow. If she’s an associate of Chris Packham, she is below contempt, of course.

    Possibly relevant:

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1547510/Vegans-meat-butchers-row-WM-Christie-Butchers-Bruntsfield-Edinburgh

    And, “Vegetarians,” wrote British columnist J.B. Morton – ‘Beachcomber’- “have wicked, shifty eyes and laugh in a cold, calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, and favour beards.”

  29. She was never one of my 90s pin up teenage fantasies:

    A prime Gail Porter
    Louise before she became Redknapp
    Isla Fisher
    Charisma Carpenter
    Shirley Manson
    Jet out of Gladiators
    Denise Richards
    Alicia Silverstone
    Alyssa Milano before she turned into an insufferable, fake SJW
    Christina Applegate was also worth a trip to the wank bank back in the 90s.

    • That bird from Basic Instinct was different gravy.
      Not the knicker less one.
      The one Douglas nailed.. Jeannie Tripplehorny.. my my

  30. That Packham string is a proper odd-mark isn’t he.
    Mind you, by today’s standards he is no doubt the ‘go – to guy’.
    Michaela Strachan was regarded as a ‘sort’ in her yoof.
    You know the rest

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