The Brit Awards [3]

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The Brit Awards

Piers Morgan Gets Upset with The Brits

What a bunch of back slapping virtue signalling cunts this lot are
According to the media Sam ( him his her they them cunt ) Smith has complained non binary people are not represented at the erm awards.
So one knee jerk reaction later they are scrapping best male/female “whatever” award and combining it so instead of best male singer and best female singer it will just be best singer.
Suppose it cuts down how long the show is.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

With the B side (see what I did there? – NA) remixed by MiddleEngland:

A musical woke fest of a cunting for the Brits – you’ll know why as this is become a trend…

It seems the Brits have scrapped the nomination categories for “male” and “female” artists. You can guess why – but if not, it’s to create more inclusion.

Seemingly brought on by pre cunted singer Sam Smith who identifies as non binary and refused to take part.

I for one as a cis-male feel excluded and I won’t give this wokefest another thought (not that I ever watched, as such but I do like to know who has won).

It’s a sad new world we now live in…

Wokey Brits News Story.

82 thoughts on “The Brit Awards [3]”

  1. What a steaming pile of cuntage. Never watched it, never will. Even the missus won’t touch it.

    • Never mind which ones the Tranny, which ones the white person?
      Oh, just fuck off. Narcissistic bunch of cunts, I wish you’d fall in the river, too!

  2. This Smith motherfucker won’t get a look in anyway……it’s BAMES only innit? The cunt is refusing to go to a party he wasn’t invited to in the first place. What a stroppy little child. I wish somebody would kick his fucking head in.

  3. Shouldn’t it just be ‘Most Overrated Unoriginal Corporate Sell-Out Woke Stooge’?

    I bet the MOBO’s are not going woke, is there some dark hued version of Sam Smith crying about gender diversity and banning men and women’s categories? Probably not.

  4. All music is fucking terrible nowadays. Samantha Smith needs firing from a cannon into a wall the fucking wierd untalented little cunt.

  5. I’ve never watched it and could not give a fuck who wins what. In fact, I don’t know why they bother with it, it’s just self-congratulatory ego stroking.
    They should all just stay at home, stand in front of a mirror, and kiss their reflection.

    • Totally agree, JP.

      I don’t get why there have to be awards for any of the creative arts. Best film, best book, best play, best actor, etc. Why? Just why?

      Ultimately it’s all subjective anyway which is another way of saying it’s an individual or collective opinion. Doesn’t mean it’s right or wrong, just an opinion. In an ocean of other opinions. Just because some opinions come with a red carpet, TV cameras and a compere, doesn’t make them any more valid than anyone else’s.

      Total bollocks all of it.

  6. I wonder if the cunts realise that no one with a functioning brain gives a toss about this pointless exercise.

  7. The Brit awards. Haven’t seen it since Jarvis Cocker got on stage during Jacko’s ‘Earth Cunt’

      • When that happened Mickey Jacksons security apprehended Jarvis Cocker and locked him in a portakabin.
        Guess who helped get him out?

        Bob Mortimer.

        Bobs a ex solicitor.

      • “Mickey Jackson”?

        Getting a bit familiar aren’t you? It’s “Mr Jackson” to you.

        Clearly not all solicitors are cunts. Bob Mortimer is a brick.

      • Sorry Ruff,
        Was a bit forward of me.
        But after that magical weekend at NeverlandI spent with the king of pop drinking ‘dizzy lemonade’ and ‘sleepy cola’
        I feel he wouldn’t mind.
        I can still moonwalk!

      • Ah… if you’ve bin familiar with Mickey, that makes it alright. 😉 👍 😃

    • That’s the only reason anybody would watch it.
      It’s a wankfest for the cunts taking part. I seriously doubt anybody else gives a monkey’s.

  10. The fact that AIDS never took off in a really big way is a tragedy of massive proportions.
    Don’t die of ignorance, indeed 💀🎀💀🎀

    • Fucking right and good evening Jack.
      AIDS was a total let-dpwn. We were told told in the mid to late-80’s that it would annihilate the populations of 💉, 🏳️‍🌈 & 🙈 . Yet it did almost fuck all, other than bump off Freddie Mercury and Michael Staniforth, that bumder who played Timothy Gaypole in Rentaghost.

      • Perhaps we could claim compensation ? £££
        Or at least get a blow job off Esther McVey 😛
        Good evening, Thomas.

      • It even spared fat Reg. That suggests the Bulsara chap was into some epic bumfuckery.

  11. Shit modern music peddled by talentless, woke cunts. The most overrated of which is that wailing whale, Adele. Fucking dreadful. They can stick the Brit Awards up their fudge hole.

    • CuntyMcCunt@ – “Adele waddles off unsteadily “carrying” 47 Brit awards for yet another album of a fat bird whining about being dumped – Smell dese fackas in ‘alf an ‘our she shrieks”..

      • TtCE@ – But imagine that circus big top of a fanny after 47 Brit awards have been shoved up it!

  13. I’ve decided that these events are environmentally unsound (because they pollute everything) and should be outlawed. The less times these cunts have an opportunity to run their mouths the better.
    Get this fuckin shit off of the telly. The most they should have is a tiny bit of bandwidth and call it the ‘deviant channel’ … programmes for pervs and freaks. A multi media shitfest where they can do and say what they like … and get away with it. Oh that sounds much like what we now know as the BB fuckin C! The institution that forces shit on to us … stuff we totally don’t want anything to do with but are made to pay for it nonetheless … cunts.

  14. Perhaps someone could inform mental cunt Sam Smith that maybe because it’s there are only two genders?
    I do not watch the Black Awards, just as I do not watch the MO – stabby – BO “awards” – better things to do than listen to shite and be lectured about wrongs I have never done by a bunch of chippy racist pricks.
    Anyone know when the “Music of white origin” (MOWO) awards are?
    A week after I am in fkin Downing Street – that’s when!
    I will not be Prime Minister, I will just be installing some more cameras 😃👍

    • I hope that Sam Smith gets bummed by an AIDS-wielding big-buck sootie, the degenerate p00fter.

      • AIDS is no good anymore,sorry Thomas.

        Ebola,now there’s a suitable present for that deviant stain on humanity.

        Although it’s now rubbish as a disease of extermination I still have a fondness for AIDS as a teenager in the 80s.

  15. Music and movie awards jumped the shark a long time ago. It’s pretty mental that they are still on the go. Having a hardcore fanbase is the best reward if you want to live your life making music and people happy.

    • Jumped the shark. You couldn’t pick a better expression to sum up self indulgent luvvy woke wankfests like the Brits and the Oscars.

  16. In years to come, Sam Smith will be remembered for this, but it won’t be fondly. Everyone is a loser in the transgender issue, but none more so than women. Just like in the Olympics, women are losing their gender identity. It’s not going to effect men remotely as much, because women pretending to be men will still have the physical disadvantages of their real gender, unlike the pretend women, who will triumph, and be considered brave too.
    The awards now will probably be given to a different gender every year, and that will become the criteria rather than any musical merits, thin on the ground as they are at the Brits. Then it will be man, woman, man pretending to be a woman, woman pretending to be a man. Women lose again. Go equality!

    • Woman will always lose out. It doesn’t matter if they have better brains, because they’ll always be slightly smaller than the ‘ big is beautiful’ brigade. They will always be overwhelmed by male strength, although I’d love to see the average male cunt take on one of my lasses, trained in martial arts and not fucking afraid to use it, even the 12 year old granddaughter will give you a good kicking. They will always be pushed to the back of the promotion queue if they identify as a normal heterosexual woman, in favour of some mincer who wears eyeliner and lipstick.
      Women could have ruled the World, but some cunt invented affordable mobile phones, and that was it! Game over.

  17. Slightly off subject ( but not too far) I was searching for Vietnam war films. Spike Lee made one in 2020 called Da 5 bloods. Had a quick look at reviews, professional critics voted it 93% so I thought I’ll try that. I got about 15 minutes in and thought I must have read it wrong. Then I had another look at ‘audience ratings’ 54%. It is completely shit. Obviously the pro Critics have to say it’s great because it’s a thinly veiled message that black people have always been treated like shit by all governments globally. Something is broken in the world. This is nothing more than divide and conquer tactics. Clown world is upon us now, I am not looking forward to 2022.

    • Vietnam war movies all suck. Yes, even Platoon and Apocalypse Now. War movies in general suck, but some are great. Spike Lee sucks. Whining little cunt who doesn’t give a fuck about being entertaining, just grinds his axes.

      • Please watch it. If you manage to make it to 20 minutes in, of the two and a half hour pile of cunt, I’ll donate more dogshit in an envelope to BLM.

      • I downloaded Hearts and Minds 1974 (if you are interested). Not watched it yet. I thought ‘little dieter needs to fly’ was quite real.

      • The 10hr Vietnam War documentary is quality viewing. So much detail and the secret tapes between Nixon and his cohorts are just draw dropping. The shit the government got into.

  18. Brit awards?
    Don’t look very British to me?
    Header pic the Nigerian version?.

    Dont know who or what Sam Smith is or does,
    But happy to hate him on principal.

    The absolute twat.

  19. Quite possibly the biggest shit fest on T.V today, I would consider it medieval torture to be made to watch this. Every thing to me that is wrong in this world is represented in this show, shove it so far up Sam smith’s arse that he chokes to death on it.!!

  20. Id swear in a court of law he was waving a gun about LL.
    And if I was a yank cop id open fire.
    Probably shoot the other two and plant guns on em.😁

  22. This tired, old shitshow could always invite BLM on to sing “We’re dreaming of a #Blackxmas”. That’s what the Bigoted Lefty Marxists proclaimed a few days ago. “Boycott white businesses” the website said, “that means no spending with white companies from 26 November – 1st January”.

    Sounds a bit racist.

    • I hope they do in spades ( pun intended). I might stand a chance of getting my order this side of 2021.

      • As a honoury chief of the Kalahari bush Pygmies,
        I should show solidarity and boycott white business.
        Probably just wait it out?
        See who gets the upper hand..

      • Are you allowed to say pigmy, MNC, as apposed to ” vertically challenged person” for example?

      • Think so?
        The grammar police haven’t sent me a ‘cease and desist’ yet!

    • Where is he anyway? Maybe got buried in a snowdrift on the estate after a shortcut back from the pub and will be found by ramblers in the spring.

      Evening Jack.

      • Evening, LL. I suspect that Dick will be a busy chap at the moment, what with all the destruction and mayhem in his neck of the woods, after the storm.
        Or, he’s in jail, with the Frosty Jack blues.
        ‘ Woke up this mornin’,
        My belt and bootlaces were gone …………. ‘
        He’s a fucking disgrace.

  28. This is the cunt who posted pictures of himself crying at being locked down in his fuck off mansion with millions in the bank, while others had businesses going to the wall and homes repossessed.

    This fucker is a monumental cunt by the way.

    A prime candidate for being a sex case, allegedly.

  29. These days it should be the best computer operator award. Voices changed by computer, music made on computer or in reality sampled (ripped off) and spliced together with some music that comes with the mixing package being used.

    Best software
    Best Rip Off
    Best exploitation of nostalgia
    Best better give the old cunt award before he dies award
    Best narcissist with no discernible talent award
    Best ‘should be on the register’ presenter award
    Best LGBTXYZ award for ticking diversity boxes award
    The Phillip Schofield longest time spent if a glass closet award

    And finally the BBC Sir Jimmy selling shit covered in glitter (jingle jangle Gary, are you sure she’s under 11?) the public deserve what they allow award.

    And the winner is Stormzy who performed his new hit single Potting the brown in Camden Town.

    Gonna stab ya when your undressed
    Make ya wear me stab vest
    Swamped I knife for meat sword
    Gonna drill your back door

    Thank you Stormzy

  30. And the winner of the barely talented award for an affirmative action kaffir is —

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