Stephen Fry is a cunt, isn’t he.
Fry has said he thinks the Elgin Marbles should be “returned” to Greece. Zzzz.
If we listened to this waffling, aloof bore, a precedent would be set and every museum in the world would have to return artefacts acquired throughout history. Apart from being boring places, you’d have to travel to every country to see items.
Furthermore, Fruity Fry doesn’t mention that the statues were obtained legitimately. He omits a lot, like his rant against Brexit a couple of years back.
This stuffed shirt has always pretended to be an intellectual. However, talking mincingly in a camp aristocratic voice makes you neither intellectual nor classy. He looks unclassy himself. He looks like his breath smells of cheap Chardonnay and dick.
Whether this tubby poo-pusher is virtue-signalling or whether he just wants a bit of attention isn’t clear, or about as clear as Elton John’s back passage. What is clear is that Fry is a fat, fudge-nibbling, fake-intellectual, ferociously boring cunt.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Greece has lost its marbles.
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MP@ – Luckily they were very philosophical about it š
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I think he is shy, but canāt help seeking attention
Shirley thereās a contradiction , the sweaty arsed buffoon he comes across
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I was just reading about this individual elsewhere, he was referred to as the āfat shirt lifterā I liked that.
This is an excellent nom, I suspect if the Marbles were returned then the Greecies would just sell them on to the Russians or Saudis in order to raise a little cash.
That is all good morning and fuck Boris, SAGE and the MSM.
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Just like boring, fat cunt Dawn French he lost a lot of weight and then put it all straight back on again because he’s a pompous greedy cunt. Id drop him on one of the dingys and then laugh as it sank.
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When I played marbles as a kid,
You understood,
Your ‘chinas, dobbers,bullys’
Could be won by another kid.
Even as a kid I was more a sportsman than Greece.
Smash them into catlitter and return them in black binbags saying
“here’s your matbles you bunch of bumboys”
As for Stephen whats it got to do with him?
He had a note of his mam excusing him from playing marbles.
In case he got injured.
Probably puts em down his japs eye?
Urethal sound.
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Fry,s Chocolate Creams
Fry,s Turkish Delight
Fry,s Five Boy,s
And the list goes on
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Obviously this fat cunt hasn’t seen the state of the Acropolis.
They’ve been renovating it forever and it’s still fucked.
Give them the Elgin marbles and they’d lose them.
Or flog them to Dubai.
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Dirty fucking knob jockey. On the rare occasions you see him with his āhusbandā he looks like a public school headmaster patronising the Head Boy who ought to be grateful that heās allowed to play with the adults.
Iām not surprised he sympathises with the bubbles…….they invented bum fuckery didnāt they? Posh fucking dirty fucking bastard.
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They definitely invented it – the old joke about the Greek boy who left hone as he didn’t like the way he was being “reared”.
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They called it ‘greek love’ even in Classical times.
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Makes one wonder about these fookin Universities in a general sense.
Churning out melts like this arse-bandit
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Nothing worse than a “fake-intellectual, ferociously boring cunt.”….an insightful Cunting indeed from Capt.M.
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Bamber Gasgoigne WALT
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Fry likes āYoung Boysā
Apparently they are a Swiss
Football ā½ļø team !!!
Bet he can speak German and french.
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I know what French, Greek and Spanish are. One shudders to think what German is, something very, very wrong.
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“Artistic” homosexuals are always rthe worst sort – he reminds me in many ways of Peter “Mandy” Mandelson – a supercilious wanker who adopts a lofty attitude and the impression that he has moral superiority – though what is superior about taking a dick up your raddled arse in the dead of night on a dogging site in North London is beyond my imagining.
Is Fry still an actor laddie?. I ask because I know years ago he ran away from a theatre (about the time it was revealed he had been in prison for fraud or some such, leaving the rest of the cast unemployed – I am sure he enjoyed himself, leaving his cell door open and being “nice” to the old lags.
If he is still an actor I might be able to offer him employment in my new horror film “The Curse Of The Mandy’s Tomb”, full of lesbian vampires and the Revd Starmer holding up his crucifix – all to no avail – AnalEase will still suffocate him with her rancid drawers held over his head.
Back to the self regarding Fry – I bet there are frilly knickers, stockings and suspender belts under his well cut suits – he is very portly though, so he obviously needs a better corset. Perhaps Yvette Cooper could offer him something from her Junior Miss range.
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The rumour was that he ran away because he tried for a bit of bum fun with Rik Mayall and Rik told him to fuck off (allegedly)
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Makes one wonder about these fookin Universities in a general sense…
churning out melts like this arse-bandit e-bandit on an industrial scaleš³
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I quite liked him in early TV shows like Jeeves and Wooster; and Black Adder. Very much typecast but was sometimes quite funny with it back in the day
But over the last 20 years or so he really has become and introspective bore, coming across as some kind of intellectual – a fake Melvyn Bragg with views covering every subject that us lesser mortals could only dream about.
Like so many D list celebs he is desperately clinging onto the Good Ship “HMS Relevance”, and has to flick through Google to find something trendy and usually anti-British to garner any attention from a fawning MSM
As for the Marbles – couldn’t give a fuck. Return them to the Greeks and be done. Cleansing British History is all the rage now anyway. The Scots will be declaring Hadrian’s Wall is theirs next!
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Great nom from the Captain.
Fry is supremely irritating, from his wobbly, red sweating mush to his thinly veiled predilection for young, male meat. Fry is nothing more than a pseudo intellectual/Oscar Wilde wannabee.
Imagine having that oleagenous, predatory, perspiring old bore see-sawing his button mushroom back and forth up your poo-chute, the heavy breathing punctuated by incongruous Latin words and Fry’s own unique pretend words. No, it doesn’t do much for me either.
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Yeah!
Steve likes Latin!
Makes him feel all intellectual.
You know who use latin?
Cunts.
Cunts use latin.
Boris Johnson & Romans.
I hear latin I look for the best stone to throw.
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he believes in the science and wears a mask when performing
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*I’ve no idea what an e- bandit isš¬š§
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Iād be quite happy if they were returned back to their country of origin, providing we can return all the people who have come in from Asia and Africa as well.
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Cambridge cunt.. the type of rupert that would curdle a turd double lively and buy it back in waitrose
He was good in Blackadder.. no question. Hugh & Fry was dogshit
All traitors, even Baldrick has a show cunting off all our blood and toil
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I watched a documentary on YouTube about natural history a while back intoduced by old Baldrick, which quickly devolved into yet another global warming lecture.
Tony Robinson drives a Range Rover (naturally)…
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The greeks are a lot of salad eating, dressing gown wearing, playboy soliders. The feckwits haven’t invented anything for 2500 years. Except optional paying of Taxes, 4 day working week and retirement when you are 50. All at the expense of other nations.
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Provided that the Greek government is willing to pay for the nessesary costs, ie insurance, packing, transportation and the provision of a new venue to exhibit them, let them have the fucking things.
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I canāt cunt him, purely for āThis is David Landerā, looking back on it makes me feel all nostalgic as they say, fuck all has changed really!
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Ive been to see the Elgin Marbles, and they would be much better atop the original building. Should we not acquire the rest of the Acropolis and put it all back together, say, in Marble Arch ( sounds right )
I wonder if Mr Fry would approve of that as a plan? I think he is a daft fudger.
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The slimy p3derast claims that his nose was broken during a fall in a school playground aged 6.
Boolshit ! Everyone knows that it followed an intense face sitting session with Robbie Coltrane.
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Cell mates: that was the play heād did with Rick Mayall, well, did several performances, then fucked off.
I think it was the realisation that he was a ācharacterā actor, rather than a āleading manā
He has had a career, where he has ridden on the back (pun intended), of far superior entertainers: Hugh Laurie, Rowan Atkinson, Rik Mayall, etc
Yes-a fat, needy, greedy pig, character actor š
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Ah yes Greece: who recently downgraded peter-file behaviour, from a criminal offence, to a mental illness.
Coincidence š¤
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I do feel that we contributors to IsAC should recognise that Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson et al are superior to us in every way and that we are duty bound to take on board all of their utterances.
Alternatively, we can just tell them to fuck off.
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Ah yes, that two-faced hypocrite Thompson, who spends most of her addled time flying between Hollywood and Britain to tell us plebs to save the planet and not fly!
I also recall she hated Britain so much because of Brexit that she became an Italian citizen. But then realised the grass isn’t always greener and came back to Britain (Scotland) and became a bit of a recluse by avoiding her luvvie media.
Yes, we should all listen to a windbag like her. Shame she didn’t marry Fry – they would have the perfect couple of faux smug cunts trying to put the world to rights while carefully side-stepping their own hypocrisies.
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I could never watch that QI programme, partly because it was shit but mainly because it featured this dirty bastard mooning over that cunt Alan Davies, another talent free zone much loved by the BBC.
I understand that other sexual deviant, Toskvig, fronts it now. If youāre black or bent the BBC will always find a place for you somewhere.
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Agree: if you are white, middle aged, straight and male, you area dead man walking, at the BBC.
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As funny as herpes
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I can understand Fry feeling a certain empathy with the Greeks for two reasons.
1. He’s as fat, sweaty and disgusting as Demis Roussos
2. He’s a Homersexual.
Don’t worry, I’ve already got my coat on.
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Rather up his own arse than mine!
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