1,000 lb Sisters – TV for Fat Cunts

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TV has (not unbelievably) reached a new nadir, something so… unbelievable, repellent…

1,000 lb Sisters. On Discovery Plus, if you have bizarre tastes. I am sure even our resident diehard(on)s would struggle.

Landwhales? You get easily get two or three out of each one. Preferred method of transport? A gravel lorry.

Please Dog, that we don’t get to see them jogging on the spot; the Earth would be knocked out of orbit.

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Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

96 thoughts on “1,000 lb Sisters – TV for Fat Cunts”

  1. I always say the same thing when confronted with such massive proportions of humanity:

    Why did you not consider this a problem when you were half the size you are now?

    Christ on a buffet binge, their food bill must be bigger than some countries’ GDP.

    • Evening IY.

      Have you got used to the portion sizes in the States yet? I remember going over there as a teenager and a ‘large’ pizza was like a car tyre. I can only think that a lot of food outlets over there do promotions and have things like free refills so the mindset can be that you have to have multiple cokes or a two for one offer purely because its there.

      • Evening LL.

        How goes the battle, my friend? Yeah, the portions are out of control here. The good news is the doggy bag is a thing here and there’s never a problem. So your leftovers can easily be another 2 or 3 meals. The last time I asked for a doggy bag in the UK, I had to listen to a health and safety lecture, followed by some insurance liability crap. In other words, if they served you too much food, tough luck because they’re throwing it away for you. Cunts.

        The Yanks can be a bit daft though. Especially when it comes to the free soft drink refills at fast food places. Many of these joints still offer medium, large or huge cups (never small – that’s unAmerican). What’s the point of that when the refills are ‘free’ anyway? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to standardise on one cup size? But hey, it ain’t my country so I go with the flow.

        I also know what you mean by the pizza sizes. Mrs Yank & I ordered a “large” pizza in Seattle one time that we planned to share. When it arrived it must have been 20+” in diameter. It fed us both and we had several slices left over. Mental. And when I say pizza, I really mean ‘pizza-like food’. I’ve never had a proper full on pizza outside Italy. Everything else is a bit pants in comparison.

        Anyway, back to my cuppa, packet of Mini Cheddars and my movie.

      • Morning IY. I think the point of the different cup sizes imust be to provide some choice in the number of pounds of ice you want in your drink.

        Doggy bag culture is alive and well here. Before I moved here I once arrived off a long flight from London into a city down South. Went for dinner with a colleague but wasn’t feeling too hungry since I flew business class and had been stuffed with food for 10 hours already. So I thoutUd just order a grilled chicken salad. Fuck me, this thing was served in a dustbin lid and comprised at least 3 iceberg lettuce, a pound of tomatoes, 2 pounds of cheese and a couple of chickens. A family of 4 could have lived off it for a week. A doggy wheelbarrow would’ve been required.

        Have you ever been up to Chicago and had one of their pizza pies IY? Fuck me, what shite. They make the pizza base in the shape of a pie and just pour in the topping until it’s about an inch deep. Cunts.

      • Greetings BH:
        I see you right about the ice thing. The Yanks do like a thimble full of drink with their ice, don’t they? Good grief.

        And yes, I have sampled a Chicago style pizza, in Chicago as it happens. They’re really up themselves about ‘their’ pizza aren’t they? I don’t get it. The overly thick crust is a bugger to cook leaving it mushy and undercooked. Not a good look for a pizza. Chicago pizza is bollocks in my experience. For anyone who loves pizza, I strongly urge you to sample one in Italy, then tell me your local delivery place is any good. It won’t be by comparison. Sorry. 🙁

        Food quality varies widely across America. I found that out the hard way. I lived near Houston first and didn’t know how competitive the restaurant market was. The standard and quality of food almost everywhere I ate was simply outstanding. Sub-par restaurants would spring up from time to time and close within a month because they got found out. I just assumed the high quality was an American thing. Wrong! It’s regional. When I moved to live near Minneapolis, I was STUNNED by how shit the Tex Mex was. My then girlfriend took me to this Mexican place one evening, which she thought was great. The place was busy too. I ordered chicken fajitas. A simple dish that’s hard to fuck up. They fucked it up royally. Their frozen strawberry margaritas were shit too. When she visited me in Houston, I took her out to a decent Tex Mex place and finally…..she saw my point. Eating out in Minneapolis is dominated by chains, a lack of variety and a lack of quality. The locals don’t know any better, so the restaurants get away with it.

  2. Ye Gods!😝

    They look like fat “Canadians” from South Park.
    They don’t look human.

    Like whales that beach, then die, the only way to dispose of the corpse is dynamite. Then oven.

  3. I bet they both go with a resounding bang when they take a shite.

    Like one of those thunderclaps when the storm is directly overhead.

    • Whomever designed the bog that can withstand their weight deserves the the Nobel prize for physics.

  5. Fucking hell.
    What a freak show. They won’t have to CGI Jabba the Hutt for a future Star Wars.
    Just offer the one on the left a fork lift to the studio, and 50 Pukka Pies a day.

  7. Imagine the state of those growlers.
    I hear somebody went up one of them and managed to jizz, too.

    I wonder if she was eating a KFC bucket at the time too?

    The bloke will probably be a skinny cunt too. I’ve noticed those with a ‘superfat’ fetish are the type who need to run around in the shower to get wet.

    Maybe the lass grabs him by his ankles and uses him as a human dill doh?

  8. Absolutely fucking disgusting! Why are they even allowed to draw breath, let alone eat? Reminds me of a 911 call that 104.1FM REAL RADIO, in Orlando kept playing and taking the piss out of, of some big fact hunt that was trapped in a house fire. I wish I could find a copy and post it as it’s fucking hilarious! Imagine the woman’s voice from from the Tom & Jerry cartoon as the caller-
    “911, what’s your emergency?
    HELP HELP, MA HOUSE IS ON FIRE
    OK, can you give me your address and we will dispatch the Fire Department.
    HELLLLLLLLLLLLP, I WEIGH 500LBS AND AH CAINT MOVE, HELLLLLLP
    OK ma’am just try to remain calm and give me your address.
    YOU GOTTA HELP ME, I CAINT GET OUT HELLLLLLP ME. THE FIRE IN MY DAMNED KITCHEN AND MY FOOD IS ALL BURNING. I’M STUCK IN MA BEDROOM!
    Never got to hear the whole thing as I guess there were issues broadcasting in entirety! But, if she was stuck in the bedroom unable to move her lardy ass, then just who was feeding the fat bitch?

    • worse one was the fat cunt that gave birth on a sofa and the medics found the sofa had grown into her arse, she’d been lying on it for 6 years they took the sofa to hospital to cut it off and she died, not only did her husband fuck her on the sofa he put bucket under her to shit every day…disgusting

  10. These two have given me the morn horn, bend them over slap the arse and ride the waves on your surfboard

  12. Do they clean each other’s arses?
    Or do they just slide along the carpet?
    Everything they stand on, sit on, lie on must be super strong.
    Doors, chairs, beds, must be super wide.
    A bar stool would disappear. Maybe a few are stuck up between the cheeks.I
    All the “Eat All You Can For 10 Bucks” places in their vicinity must have narrow entrances.

  13. I mean I’m quite partial to big tits and hairy growlers, but these are just a bridge too far… I mean you’d have to be that Jonah bloke (with the biggest cock in the world) to satisfy the one on the left…

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