Dear Cunters, I’m a first time cunter and hoping to pop my cunting cherry so please indulge and be gentle with me.
I’ve been an on and off lurker at ISAC since discovering it while researching the timeless existential question ‘am I alone in thinking Lenny Henry is a colossal, un-funny, race-baiting cunt?’. But I digress… (You’re not alone and welcome aboard. Sit down, have a cup of tea. Carry on… – NA)
I nominate US patriots.
Those of us that grew up in the cold war era of US hegemony will no doubt remember some irritation at being lorded over by jingoistic, superior yet myopic septics crowing about being the ‘greatest country the world has ever known’, how they ‘saved our asses in WWII’, and hearing slogans like ‘give me liberty or give me death’, ‘don’t tread on me’ and ‘they can have my gun when they take it from my cold dead hands’.
Lot’s of puffed up bluster and bravado I’m sure you would agree.
Further they crow about how there are 300 million guns in the us and how any invader will encounter a patriot with a rifle behind every ‘blade of grass’. Hmm.
We’ve put up with their whooping, their boorish, oafish chanting ‘yooo-esss-ayyy’ at every international sporting event and anywhere you turn in America you see the star spangled banner.
I actually admire and envy their patriotism and love of country but when the Marxist cunts lead by Obama actually did steal the country without barely a shot being fired by infiltrating the institutions over decades, indoctrinating generations and ensuring techno-Stalinesque voting practices, where were these oath-keepers and protectors of the republic? Have they formed up militias and marched on Washington? Have they fuck. They’ve sat in their basements electronically sabre rattling. Is all this been bluster and ritual all this time?
It makes me all the more proud that my fellow freedom loving Britons quietly but implacably voted Brexit, and had the foresight to not allow Marxist controlled voting machines so that we might achieve a kind of independence.
Don’t get me wrong, they are up against a powerful tyranny, so we don’t need a futile charge of the light brigade like gesture here. But nonetheless, shit or get off the pot as the saying goes. I’m not advocating for civil war here and the question on the outcome of that would be the balance of who are the rank and file military behind vs who are the Rothschilds backing (or backing the most, as they always hedge and back both sides)? But for fucks-sake put up or shut up.
There is of course the possibility that I’ve read them wrong, they are biding their time and organizing a counter revolution. That will be a trouser clips moment should it happen.
Nominated by: Berkshire Huntmaster
We’re all biden our time till he’s gone.
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Yes when the Trump supporters invaded ths Capitol building I thought finally a fight. Revolution!
Not at all. In came the quintessential time server prfessional politician Biden and all went back to normal.
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Don’t forget, that at one time the communist party of the usa had more members than the communist party of russia. Good cunting may I add.
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Also strange to think that Trotsky´s bodyguards in Mexico City were American Communists. Not very good ones though. Hence the ice pick in Lev Davidovich Bronstein´s skull, a present from Stalin.
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… well most of it is the ol’ sabre rattlin’ rhetoric that has to be chanted every now an then. Nobody really wants things to descend into the brutality of out and out civil unrest. That seldom gets the job done. It does seem now though that ever increasing powerful challenges are being put to the leftist types and making them disclose their dubious agenda in order for it to be defeated. Call it out … get it in the open have a damned good look at to see the extent of the problem and then destroy it. Love or hate ‘The Donald’ he certainly drew attention to the bias in the institutions of ‘Merica and that has to be applauded. Will the gun toting folks ever use their personal arsenals to bring about change … I doubt it … but they could … and that’s a powerful incentive for not pushing ones luck.
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Shows the second amendment was a complete waste of time, and as for “ no taxation without representation” How’s you taxation with representation going?
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I’m just imagining Grandpaw Biden getting shot in a shoot-out and he being sent up to Boot Hill, though no horse will be used – his carer will probably trundle him up there on his commode. He died as he lived……shitting and farting.
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The OP lauds the Brits for voting Brexit but forgets that the election of Trump a few months later was an even bigger threat and surprise to the Establishment. We have all witnessed the reaction to those twin shocks of 2016. We have all seen the globalist Establishment marshalling their political and media forces all over the world.
It’s far from over yet my friends and I wouldn’t so easily dismiss Johnny Reb, his heartfelt patriotism, his flags and, more importantly, his stash of arms and ammo.
I would swap places with him that’s for sure.
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I watched a report last night about the backlash against Biden and the Democunts, bloodless, all coming through good old democracy, Virginia, the home of revolution.
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Be under no illusion, the Marxists are in control of the UK too. Our children have been subject to Lefty indoctrination for decades, we are now reaping what had been sown long ago. Brexit was a charade – with the combined Houses of Parliament consisting of 85% Remainers in collusion with the EU – not to mention the so called Brexiteers caving in at every opportunity- twas always bound to be thus.
Fed up, past caring. Fuck them.
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Quite right, RTC, Brexit was torn from the people by their so -called representatives – of every stripe – all cunts.
Now it is the fucking green tyranny following hot on the heels of the Covid response tyranny (note: it is the political response to the Covid that is the probelm/major killer, not the Covids themselves).
Then there is the BLM, wokeist, censorship tyranny which has been run in parallel to all the other shit.
The country is truly fucked as you have said many times before, and we all know where the culprits sit. Fucking cunts.
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PS The US is fucked too.
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I think that the US patriots referred to by BH have just learned a powerful lesson. Do not sit back on your laurels. I think it will turn out that Uncle Joe / Cameltoe Harris and dumbwit Pelosi have probably done the US and those US patriots a big favour.
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Shivering in a socialist bread queue for a couple of years will wake them up…
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America…fuck yeah. No idea on US politics and couldn’t care less.
I am playing though a US made game at the moment though, Condemned, Criminal Origins and you get to go around bashing in the brains of alcoholic hobos, psychotic winos and the great unwashed with sledge hammers, fire axes and locker doors….great fun….oh and you get to taser then first so they are stunned and as a finish, you can ram their heads into the wall.
It passes the time.
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Yeeeehaw!
Biden and Harris are Commie Cunts!
Fuck em.
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I admire yanks their patriotism.
One thing I like about them.
But know what you mean.
There a tv show where people are dropped in the wilderness the longest there wins half a million.
Its called “Alone”.
Some get pulled because of malnutrition, some first stages of hypothermia,
Its hard core, not easy!
But every time, some Dwight or Randy square head,
“US Marine Corp, sir,yes sir!!”
I love my country and im the best at what I do, I play to win.
Cunts crying within 24hrs!!
“I dont wanna die…”
Fuck me, heard a raccoon in the dark and hes surrendered!😀
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I admire yanks their patriotism.
One thing I like about them.
But know what you mean.
There a tv show where people are dropped in the wilderness the longest there wins half a million.
Its called “Alone”.
Some get pulled because of malnutrition, some first stages of hypothermia,
Its hard core, not easy!
But every time, some Dwight or Randy square head,
“US Marine Corp, sir,yes sir!!”
I love my country and im the best at what I do, I play to win.
Cunts crying within 24hrs!!
“I dont wanna die…”
Fuck me, heard a racôōn in the dark and hes surrendered!😀
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Now America is a communist country, the days of the Patriot may be limited?
Minneapolis is voting this week whether to disband the police force.
The only cunts picking up their arms seem to be Hollyweird cowboys like Wild Alec Baldwin the rootinest tootinest sixshooter in town.
I remember when America was great, cool!
Not a bunch of fat dummies scared of pronouns.
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I love that show, MNC. Been following it from the beginning. The winner of the first series (Alan) was ace. Everyone since then, especially the cunts who were on Vancouver Island, had a massive advantage having seen what the previous people did, what worked, what didn’t, etc. That’s cheating.
There was one series – I forget which one – where a ‘hard core marine type’ was looking for a camp site. He was a big black guy too – looked hard. Every location he stumbled across he’d see bear shit or an animal trail or an animal carcass or something which would spook the crap out of him. He’d say, “better get out of here” and he’d move on. And repeat the same thing over and over again. He bailed out of there on the first day!! What a wuss.
The whole concept has got tiresome though. Not because it’s a bad idea or format, but because of the cunts on the show. The first series really was about 10 people against the elements. Since then, as each series as been and gone, the contestants feel the need to play up to the camera. They do little skits, or do mock location reporting like they’re a news reporter or stupid impressions or songs or some other shit. They’ve turned it into all being all about them, rather than what they do to survive. It is beyond cringeworthy now. A great idea for a show ruined by arseholes with egos. Pity. Mrs Yank and I always root for the wildlife now, hoping one of the cunts gets their face eaten off by a bear. To add to the fun at the beginning of each episode we predict who’ll tap out next and how many will tap out each episode.
“I’m so lonely….(sob sob sob) I miss my wife and daughter (sob sob sob) it’s my daughter’s 5th birthday and I’m missing everything (sob sob sob) this is so hard (wimper wimper) I need to be with my family (booo hooooo wha wha wha)”. Oh shut the fuck up. You knew what you were getting into and what it involved. Stop fucking crying about it now. Cunt!
As you know you’re allowed to take only 10 items. I’d be ace on this show. I’d take a hotel. A restaurant. A gun. 5 boxes of ammo. That’s 8 things, so to round out the 10 I’d take a couple of high class top shelf hookers. Sorted.
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Evening IY!👍
The bloke who won this time was my favourite from the off.
A unassuming redneck type hunter who talked like Cletus from the Simpsons.
He did well, catching fish, a deer, etc
And had a run in with a bear.
But he was a likeable family man type and deserved to win.
Looked like shite at the end though!
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And probably smelled like it too!
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Speaking of the wildlife, Not quite the same but there was a series where the cameramen followed abalone divers in south Australia. They were not the only thing following, one of the divers was actually eaten by a fucking great white shark during the production period. One week on screen, next week…gone
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Evening Mis. Yeah, you’re right. He was a worthy winner. He did really well. The fat cunt with the hair, dodgy ankle and that stupid piece of bone through his nose really got on our nerves. We so wanted him to fall in the lake or get attacked by something with fangs and claws.
I do feel bad for some of them though. The ones who have built a great shelter, done OK with food and have a routine going, then they get pulled out on medical grounds. That’s harsh, but understandable.
You don’t happen to watch Gold Rush too, do you? We love that show. Every time that cunt Tony Beets and his crew are featured, we’re praying their equipment breaks down. When that turd was using his fucking dredge we’d be shouting at the telly “sink! sink! sink! sink!”. And then it would. Oh the joy of it all. Fuck off Tony – make it happening (in joke if you watch the show).
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Ive seen it IY but don’t watch it.
Theres a similar one about Aussie gold hunters thats pretty good.
That bloke with the bone through his nose was runner up wasn’t he?!!
The girl who was a bit Mary Poppins irritated me!
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Hey Mis – Yeah, the Mary Poppins woman was deeply annoying. For a while there during the last series, I thought a woman might win it, but thank the lord the lads upped their game and snuffed our their last chance.
Bone boy did come second I think. When it’s down to two left and you see the speed boat coming in, it’s all very tense. Who tapped? Who tapped? Quite exciting.
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Frank Zappa (RIP) was right when he said the majority of American voters were stupid. Frank said that ‘They (Americans) will want a Nineteen Eighty Four type scenario and a bunch of Marxists. That they will ask for it and that they will vote for it.’
Needless to say, they did. They voted in Uncle Joe, Che Kamala and Pelosi the Witch. They got what they wanted. Daft cunts.
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“They say hydrogen is the most plentiful element i the Universe, I say it’s stupidity; it being more plentiful!” – F.Z.
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I have very little interest in America apart from it’s telly programmes about Bloaters….even better than “My 600lb life” is one that I’ve recently discovered with 2 sisters…although one looks to only weigh about 400lbs and so is quite svelte compared to most Septics….the other sister makes up for it though,,,massive…fucking size of Jupiter she is…doesn’t even look human but appears to grunt sweet nothings into the ear of some stick-thin Dark-Key….my admiration of the Rastus knows no bounds…how he can fuck that huge creature amazes me,but you have to give him his dues..if every Septic was as fucking fearless as him they’d be unbeatable….alas,they’re not.
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PS….Tom Cruise portrays how Americans imagine themselves to be….Rosanne Barr would be a fairer representation.
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I feel the need… the need for speed!!
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PPS….George Washington was a wig-wearing Cunt…probably a wannabe Transexual to boot.
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I know you were fond of the General Mr F. So just one more time-
White Lives Matter
Armed Resistance
Never Surrender
General Cuntster, where art thou? He was a card was The General. Welcome back anytime. – NA.
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oh ffs:
https://www.rt.com/uk/539341-scotland-primary-school-skirt-day-criticism/
but they do wear kilts.
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Will the liberal parents be so understanding when little Crispin is found in a ditch with his skirt round his waist and his hoop in tatters?
The worlds gone full mental.
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Surely any normal parent with a young lad at this school would remove him forthwith?
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Sadly the reality behind the patriotic fervor is mostly gone. It feels good to do patriotic gestures but the rot is too set in and the majority of the people have little to no desire for truth. Sublimation, social status, and comfort are the grand goals instead worthwhile endeavors. The historical trend is toward socialism and moral degeneracy.
The same can be said for the U.S. too.
😉
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US patriots of yesteryear have been replaced haven’t they with the silent majority and thems we like?
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Nah they’re all too busy with delusional revisionist bollocks about beating us in the Revolution as if France and Spain didn’t exist
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People get the governance they deserve.
Always.
The stupid, stupid cunts.
🤔
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in all fairness to the USA, it always has been a mixed emotion thing. Give them their due they voted in a black man to the most powerful position in the world.
Trump came along and really upset the apple cart, and good on him.
There is no question that the last election did have many questionable aspects about it (putting it mildly). I also have no doubt there was a fair bit of dabbling from or takeaway friends.
Fact is the left is full of cunts, Biden, Pelosi, AOC, Higgly, cumonmy hairyass to name but a few. These are the cunts that when things don’t go their way result to throwing around words like white supremacist and nazi all while acting just like them.
It is a wonderful, vast country There just needs to be a major culling, that or they need to cull others causing the issue.
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Never been there but my brother has numerous times and has a number of yankee-doodle chums. They all eat take-aways seven days a week and worship Batman but they’re decent people.
They’re as varied as we are, but I know what Huntmaster means. I think a lot of that subsided since the rise of China and BLM and all of that stuff, especially after the global recession.
The common yank seems a bit more humble about their position in the world.
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