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I see Jeff Stelling is leaving sky sports, probably pissed off that his Saturday show has been turned into a virtue signalling wokefest.

It used to be a good watch 2 to 3 years ago, good humour and banter and the panel knew what they were talking about, not like the crap on there now. What’s the betting that his replacement will be an ethnic, possibly female who knows fuck all and is as non entertaining as a that fat cunt Jo Brand. Another once decent tv programme ruined by virtue signalling wokeism.

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  1. Didn’t he resign live on air because they sacked a load of honky male pundits who’d been on the show for years?

    Yes, they will absolutely replace him with either a woman or a dark key (they’d prefer a dark key woman if possible, but Alex ”nuffink’ Scott hosts every show on the BBC and is too busy.)

    The pundits will be replaced with unfunny chippy w ogs and lezzas.

    Soccer Saturday was genuinely funny at times (some good banter at times), but Sky is woke as fuck now and banter probably banned, so good for Jeff for fucking them off.

    • “Didn’t he resign live on air because they sacked a load of honky male pundits who’d been on the show for years?”

      Did he? I hope so. A man of principles.

      • I heard he did, just looked into it and he sort of did (not as exciting as I first thought though, sadly)

        He’d already told his bosses he’d be leaving soon. He was announcing it to the viewers. Reading between the lines it’s clear he quit because they sacked his mates.

        All the honkies are being sacked, but Paul Merson survives. Probably because he cries a lot on air and has ‘ishoos’. According to this article, Glenn Johnson and Clinton Morrison are joining – so there you go. A few wimmins will be added. My money is on ‘Pat Butcheresque’ Emma Hayes and chippy dark key bint, Eni Eniloku or whatever she’s called.

        Another show ruined. The betting companies won’t be happy. The new show will be shit and have fewer viewers. That show is a big one for gamblers.

      • They should’ve got Savage and Sutton on. Not always the most well informed but they have charisma and are very enjoyable to listen to on 606.

    • Ideally, the replacement will be in a wheelchair, too, and the comedy stooge for the new female ethnic cast will be an overweight white bloke with glasses and an IQ in single figures, just to reinforce the message portrayed by the rest of the MSM. Crucially, there will also be the subtle whiff of sexual deviance about him.

  2. Unbelievable, Jeff!

    When I used to subscribe to Sky years ago, he was probably one of the reasons why I bothered because his Sky Soccer Saturday show on a Saturday afternoon was an absolute delight to watch if you liked your footie.

    Not only was he a great down-to-earth host with a deprecating sense of humour (especially for his beloved Hartlepool FC), but the banter between him and his fellow punters on the show (Merson, Nicholas, Thompson and Le Tissier) was also perfect – the sort of banter you’d find down the local boozer in fact.

    But of course in this day and age of wokeism, such excellent shows and partnerships is no longer tolerated, and now the show has become another tick-boxed, touchy-feely, politically-influenced load of shite.

    Good luck Jeff in your retirement. You were unbelievable!

    • One of my favourites from the show was during an fa cup Saturday .
      At the time , there were a handful of non league clubs taking on the name of the companies that sponsored them.
      As the final results were coming in , one of these clubs had won and Jeff Stelling announced.
      “They will be dancing on the streets of total network solutions tonight”
      Genius.

      • Another FA Cup one was where Jeff was opening the show and introducing the panel one by one by stating the finals they played in and medals won. After introducing the first 3 panellists he got to poor old Le Tissier (who’d never played in a final) and said something like ” Matt Le Tissier, what are you doing here? Cue gales of laughter from all of them, including Le Tis.
        As others have said, the give and take p*ss taking banter at times was brilliant, especially when things didn’t go quite as planned. Given that he wasn’t an ex-pro himself, his knowledge was second to none and could more than handle seasoned old pros like Best, Marsh, McLintock etc plus imbeciles like Merson.
        Sky have b@llsed it up with this one. Talent such as Stelling is very, very thin on the ground. They’ll never adequately replace him no matter who they get in his place.

      • And let’s not forget the Sky Sports outtakes of the show, usually broadcast on Christmas eve/day, and showing all the howlers, goofs and bloopers from the show over the last 12 months.

        Merson and Chris Kamara, were the worst culprits for making mistakes, but it was all done in good fun, and had everyone laughing out loud.

        Now that the format has completely changed I doubt you’ll get any of that because touchy-feely punters might go into mental trauma at being laughed at.

        Unbelievable!

    • She replaced Dan Walker on Football focus, on her debut show she gave Micah Richards a colouring book, oh how he beamed and couldn’t wait to get started with his crayons.
      She also hosts some shit game show on daytime TV

      • Stick your thumb in her, like a little Dutch boy! I am sure you can guess why😉

        Morning Harold👍

      • Morning CG.

        I’ve a rather sordid fantasy about a threesome with her and Kate Bryan.

        I’m an equal opportunities degenerate you see 😋

    • She’s the BAME Carole Smiley; presenting everything going at the moment, just as Smiley did in the early noughties.

      I still would.

  5. So I can’t post?

    (for some odd reason some of your comments from this morning ended up in our spam box. Not sure why, but have moved them and released one or two – Day Admin)

    • Apologies Mike, it was my solicitors. I have now ordered them to cease and desist.

      Good morning.

  6. Shame just another attack on blokes being a bloke and as such enjoying taking the rise out of each other without taking offence. Being a fella will be a crime in the woke mardy arsed run future.
    No fun. Eh Johnny. Cunts.

  7. Soccer Saturday was and I repeat was fucking quality.

    It was so much more than a latest score results program.

    Now it is just a results program and you can get them anywhere.

    Get down your local non league on a Saturday afternoon instead.

    • I don’t know how you can stomach watching such an
      old dog

      /sarc./

      She’s what Claudia Winkleman would look like if given the same Vita-ray treatment as Steve Rogers (Cpt. America)

  9. Hate Sky TV, hate football and have never heard of this person so fuck him.

    Whenever you turn on the radio it’s fucking football football football…which slimy spic has swapped clubs for 100 trillion to keep the local slack jaws happy.

    Bread and circuses.

    • Far more interesting would be to mine the pitch and put a small radial mine in the ball timed to go off at a random point during the match.

      We could then force criminals and the local scum to play while us good honest working folk place bets on who will get blown up.

      Good morning.

    • Share your opinion of football 90% Spanky, though I don’t particularly hate it, I’m just mystified as to why so many people are so heavily invested in the game. When I hear of folks who pay thousands of pounds for a season ticket which gives them the right to spend an hour or two watching twenty-two men kick a ball up and down a field I start having unkind thoughts about people not having much in their lives. But still, each to their own. Who am I to judge? I guess many people would be left cold by things that interest me.

    • In a world where woke crap and dominated by social media, most current affairs reporting falls into the circuses category as well.

      It’s now a choice between the irritating circus or the entertaining ones.

      I like watching football, but the premier league is aimed at yanks, A-rabs and dinks. No ties to those who’ve supported for generations. Globohomo corporate cunts.

  10. One of his regular quips was when, say, Assumbongo scored and he would say “Local boy made good”. Surprised he had no comeback on that.

  11. I sincerely hope he’s leaving on his own terms, seeing as Sky have a bit of previous for stitching up Andy Gray and Richard Keys (allegedly).
    I just wonder if the conversation actually went like this….
    Sky boss – You must be thinking of retirement Jeff?
    JS – No. I’ve got a few years left in me yet.
    SB – Oh, it’s just that we need to get a wimminz in to avoid accusations of sexism.
    JS – Ok. I’ll go and keep my mouth shut, but it’s gonna fucking cost you!
    SB – We’ll make it worth your while, But you must sign a non disclosure agreement.
    Or maybe I’ve got an over active imagination.

  12. For 2021-2022 season

    Host – Warwick Davis
    Pundits on rotation
    Clinton Morrison
    Glenn Johnson
    Ian Wight
    John Barnes
    Shevi Singh
    Emma Hayes
    Sasha Johnson
    Dawn Butler
    Claudia Webbe
    Tani Grey Thompson
    The Village People
    Elton John
    Mo Farah
    Jackie Chan
    ‘Caitlyn’ Jenner
    ‘Kellie’ Maloney

    What a fucking show that will be. Spunk, dilllldos and the blood of the white male everywhere.

  13. Sky Sports? Jeff Stelling? Never heard of either.
    But if you want the gold standard of footie entertainment, nothing ever came close to Saint & Greavsie.

  14. Just watched the news and still on the sport theme

    Lewis Hamilton (cunt) may be bumped to the back of the grid for the sprint qualifying, a technical issue with his rear wing (probably got some dreadlocks), oh I hope they fuck the cunt off 😂

  15. I see Eamon Holmes is joining GB NEWS.
    Never really liked the bloke but if he can now sound off and say a lot of things he couldn’t on ITV it might redeem him.

    • Fenton, despite all the naysayers, GB news is taking a large share of the market.
      Love him or hate him, Eamon Holmes is an established household name.
      This should grow the audience.

      At a cost to ITV, SKY and the cunts at the BBC👍

      • Did not know anything about him-just googled it. You are quite right, CP: outstanding funbags👍

      • I hope fatso Holmes knows how far out of his league she is.

        She is a superb specimen of ‘glamour MILF’.

  16. Sky Sports still owe me for transport costs to an away match that they changed at the last minute.
    Bastards.

  18. Slightly off topic but to do with woke shit on TV. Ex SAS veteran Rusty Furmin was being interviewed from his home as well as another bloke whose name I don’t recall. It was to do with ‘lads culture’ within our Armed Forces. Rusty was arguing for it as it toughens our soldiers whereas the other one was arguing against and that soldiers should be all touchy feely. Rusty then said “problems due to the woke culture” and all of a sudden the feed was lost and he disappeared from the screen. Coincidence? Not in my book. Remember also when ex SAS Ant Middleton was on GMTV and basically said that wokism costs lives and it’s not a nice world with bad people out there. He should know. The interviewers got the kite on big time, not that Ant would give a flying fuck. To not listen to people like Rusty and Ant and dismiss them out of hand is disgusting. They’re right, woke us a disease that costs lives. Dangerous times indeed.

  19. The old term still applys “go woke, go broke!” they won’t be too keen to promote wokeism, when their profits start to be affected and start to disappear, we have the control, fuck all the woke promoting companies off! make them suffer, like they make you, after putting up with this shit.

  20. Jeff Stelling has been propping up that show for a good few yrs now.
    Its now officially fucked

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