A cunting for the smallest room, where ball-cock in hand, we salute 57 year old plumber, Mr Hulme. What did he do to receive this signal honiour?, well when repairing the bogs of wimmiz homes, he added a little extra – a spy camera:
Apparently this lavatory lust helped him to fulfil his “sexual needs”!
He received a prison sentence of 12 months for his cinematography. Some people will think this sentence somewhat lenient, but prison is nothing if it doesn’t include some degree of rehabilitation, and I humbly suggest he needs aversion therapy.
We need to employ another plumber, who does not have this particular fetish, to install three more cameras, one in the khasi of Emily Thornberry, another in the shithouse of AnalEase Dodds, and third – and the biggest deterrant in Mrs. Boggs bog – any camera that could pick up what goes on beneath those flabby folds of flesh, deserves to have it’s designer given the Nobel Prize for science. I only use the upstairs one, she contains herself (just about) in the downstairs. I always buy that bleach that kills 99% of all known germs (thought there are probably a few unknown ones in there when she has been)
No doubt Mr. Hulme will be whiling away the hours in the slammer singing his favourite song, A Room With A Loo, flushed with success. Honestly though, what a dirty, kinky cunt.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
So the endless amount of porn on line is not enough?! Too bad he’s not a peaceful architect dingy jocky as this would be ignored.
17
Oh James.
You cheeky monkey.
Perving on ladies having a tinkle, and curling out a log?
Naughty!!!
I imagine if it was lovely Di Abbott itd be a wrist thick shite torpedo that would create a massive splash!!
While James feverishly wanked like a jap.
If these ladies were white English id pop the noose around James sweaty little neck .
If foreign? Or black?
Well,
Boys will be boys!!
22
If Abbott took some of her sons opiate drug stash, whilst continuing her colon clogging KFC routine, I’m certain she could set the Guinness world record for the mightiest single piece chud.
11
Shed name it ‘JUNIOR’ and have it christened at Islington afro Carribbean community church,
Chunky.
13
She already did that, Mis š
7
Love it Mis! š¤£š¤£š¤£
8
I had a mate years ago working on the showers of British airways crew at Heathrow. The twat made a hole in the ceiling to spy on flight crew and fell through the ceiling cock in hand. In the end he fucked off to New Zealand. How we laughed.
24
I heard alledgedly Prince Andrew dons scuba diving gear and pops up toilet bowls hoping to be drenched in a 13yr old girls sweet wee wee.
The royal monster!!
15
I hear Michael Barrymore likes pool parties.
11
Unusually for a swimming pool Michael allows
Running
Dive bombing
And horseplay
Amongst other things…
..
10
I imagine that petting, ducking and bombing are mandatory at a Barrymore pool party.
5
Remove the last letter from the middle word and it is an accurate description of what happens at one of his watery soirĆ©es š
7
I’m an open minded type of person.
I can’t understand the new obsession with these ‘squirting’ videos on porn websites.
They are fucking horrible, and they are everywhere.
13
Remember when Chuck Berry got caught with hundreds of hours of video tapes, of women using the ārestroomā at his restaurant?
These bastards are sick puppies. I mean-chuck Berry, his fame could have got him endless poon-tang.
Seems he liked to play āmy dingalingā, insteadš
24
WC-itās to be hoped that Mrs Boggs, never reads your description(s) of her, on IsAC.
I fear she may well put anti-freeze in your dinnerš³
12
PS: would you put a camera in āLovely Lisa Nandoāsā shitter, given the opportunity?
š¤
12
No – perhaps in her shower, soaping up those wonderful fulsome knockers and washing the soap off, giving her full rich nipples a playful squeeze, smiling provocatively the while, knowing I was looking at her., making those nipples as aroused as two glace cherries in an especially cream rich gateaux……
Nurse! – the screens!!!
20
Pwhoowww!!!šŖšŖšŖ
You animal!š
12
Blimey WC-you are likely to give certain IsACāers the Horn, with lucid descriptions of that nature.
*you have really thought this through havenāt you.š¤
10
@WC
For a second there I thought you were describing your missus performing erotic acts in the shower!
9
Blimey WC, you’re Mr Two-Boggs.
You posh git.
11
Actually, I have an upstairs and downstairs toilet too. Damned convenient too, saves my poor old knees during the day.
I bet the Fidler has one in each room, plus a dozen spares.
7
At this time of year a bucket by the front door to be filled and ready for any brave carol singers.
8
I nearly choked laughing, LL, but was able to scrawl IsAC did it on a nearby maccies napkin.
Obviously, that has now been flushed down one of my two toilets.
7
Not just the cameras, but he also had child and animal porn on his computer!
His mitigation, it ” satisfied his sexual needs”
Oh well, that’s alright then, you disgusting perverted cunt!
7
I’d love to know what hurty word got this moderated, dear sweet Admin?
5
The āPā word.
Happened to a post of mine on the School rapist nomš¤
4
Thank you, CG. So I have to use pervert, then?
2
Prevert , ffs, you shit headed cunt, auto fucking correct. You absolute twat amongst twats.
4
Not that I’m cross, no not at all.
4
Dirty git
9
Was he arrested by the squat team?
16
Theres a certain type,
Voyeuristic,
That gets off on spying.
Think espionage in a dirty mack.
James Bond of the public shitehouse.
Probably quite a few of you on here?
With this in mind youd think more porn stars,
More attention seeking celebs,
Would be ‘accidentally” photoed taking a shite?
Maybe release a calendar?
Where theres muck
Theres brass….
13
Cliff Richard probably has an X-Rated one Miserable, only available through his official fan club for ‘special members’. Cliff crimping off a brown loaf under a palm tree with suggestive gaze, or skidding up Sue Barkers bed sheets.
12
Richard has a colostomy bag Liquors, allegedly, so he has his brown trout removed by a trained nurse.
Mis, who would’ve thought a plumber could be so lascivious. You never saw Super Mario wanking over his hidden images of ladies dropping off the kids.
10
Maggie
LL@
I always suspected that greasy little eyetie Mario was a deviant.
Driving recklessly in go carts,
Teasing gorillas, that tash is tantamount to a admission of rooting through the underwear draw.
Rubbing his button mushroom on the curtains.
Why cant he be like most other Italian men and be a low level mafioso?
13
” rubbing his button mushroom”
Dear Dog, have pity!
I’m already Gipping from the Noddy Holder tale..
4
They resembled an even gayer Chuckle Brothers in lezbĆ³ dungarees. The short, chubbier one was a dead ringer for Jo Stalin.
Super Gulag Brothers.
7
Katie Price would be first in the queue.
5
Probably, depending on the publicity and number of cameras.
4
My old grandad used to drill holes in the floor to spy on the people in the flat below.
He died recently, but I like thinking about him, up there somewhere, looking down on us….
18
Not 30 seconds ago I thought to m’self “I bet Cuntley’s got one ready for this thread”.
6
Christ if it’s not the corpse shagger it’s this mad cunt.
Fucking gas the vermin.
9
Surprised this cunt didn’t put on lipstick and pass himself off as a wimminz. He could have probably got a better look.
10
Why not just move to Brazil. You can get some dirtbag skank to pee or crud for a couple of pounds, and you could have a new one every day, all without breaking the bank or your freedom.
What a fool.
10
Oh, and nothing says ‘free liberal democracy’ quite like firing care workers on 11.11 for not taking a medical intervention they don’t need.
What a fucking disgrace. It’s pure mockery doing that today of all days.
What’s it going to take for this fucking country to wake up. Javid said today he won’t rule out jabs needed for public transport, like other nations.
It’s clear where this is going.
11
I dont understand why a good looking bloke like James has done this?
Think the dollybirds would be flocking around him!
Balding, sweaty, Pockmarked skin, George Roper tash.
Think hed be tripping over shed knickers!!!š
11
Chunky-They picked 11.11 on purpose-nothing accidental or coincidental about that.
The fucking rotten CUNTSš
11
It seems to be crickets from the MSM (talkradio did have two callers today who pointed it out and how fucking abhorrent it is).
I hope the NHS fucking implodes. Fuck it. It’s the only way the dumb british public are going to wake up, when their loved ones start dying because they can’t get treatment.
Oh wait, that’s already happening!
Call it what it is. Calculated genocide.
4
I must confess I fancy James a little MNC.
Dashing good looks, and a complexion to die for.
You just have no taste.
9
Evening Dick,
And who could blame you?
Free plumbing, good with electrics and cctv,
And unlike my missus,
If your sat on the throne vacating 8pints of bitter and bacon ribs he won’t moan and tell you to shut the khazi door.
If anything James would tell you to leave it open!!
6
Yes down the shitter.Blame the Commie SAGE and Onion party.Arseholes.
4
Evening MNC.
My avocado bathroom suite, circa 1979 is definitely worth a sneak peek.
James the pervy plumber would be salivating just at the sight of that alone.
I could even leave him a few skids in the pan, that would really place him in a state of arousal.
The juxtaposition of brown shit stains and the 70ās avocado would send him to ecstasy and beyond.
The dirty little sod.
9
Gold taps?
Avacodo bathroom suites work best with, fading, discoloured, gold tapsš
7
No they are discoloured silver unfortunately general.
But there is a P40 fibreglass repair in the bottom of the bath where I dropped a gas bottle in it.
5
I remember Noddy Holder of Slade saying that he used to get paid by some perv to crap onto a glass panel. The perv was underneath.
As the studio audience groaned, Noddy exclaimed ‘well we’ve all done it haven’t we?’
10
Erm, that would be a No from me.
No golden showers either, Noddy.
Excuse me, I’ve just been a bit sick.
6
No self-respecting perv would use a glass panel.
8
Yes, I can confirm that I would prefer it without the glass panel.
āItās Chriiiiiiiiiistmass ……ahhhhā
8
I didn’t get where I am today by being pissed on by fit young birds!
Not that I would have said no if they’d asked…
8
“and here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody’s having fun”
– while Dianne Abbott craps copiously into Geldof’s gob…
0
Noddy Holder has admitted that his infamous mirror hat was sold to him by a young man named Freddie who ranĀ a market stall in Kensington.
Yep, a young man who went on to becomeĀ Freddie Mercury.
āI got the hat off a guy in Kensington market, called Freddie,ā Noddy told theĀ Guardian. āHe said: āOne day Iām gonna be a big pop star like you.ā
āI said: āFuck off, Freddie”
Splendid!
7
Or a big poop star
As the pervy plumber gets older, he will probably pay good money to see Margaret Beckett hoist down her bloomers to show am ancient old minge that looks like Lord Beaverbrook in his old age, and as an added treat, take a constipated dump out of her ancient arsehole – which looks like Alistair Campbell’s bollocks.
3
What a wanker.
5
Without doubt he’s got a fully muscled right arm…
6
**Pedant alert**
It’s 99.9% of all known germs.
7
Is it just me, or is anyone else finding the site response very sluggish today?
6
Could be a blockage š
Evening, Ron.
6
Maybe it’s just us that are sluggish, Ron.
I know that right now, 7 days asleep doesn’t feel like enough.
5
Evening lads
4
Yes, Iām feeling a bit sluggish.
Where is that tin of Andrewās Liver Salts?
3
Been off here for a couple of days Ron. Took the misses out for her birthday.
6
I could tell you some filthy tales about the plumbing fraternity.
But I’m not one to lift the lid.
All I’ll say is.
Plumbers are dorty fekkers.
There’s more than a few plumbers on this site.
I’ll wager.
Dick Fiddler ?
Farmer my arse.
Waste pipes are his speciality.
Cuntbubble ?
‘ Horn of Plenty ‘
24 hour ‘ Shower Service ‘
They’re a fucking disgrace.
Get To Fuck.
9
80 per cent of ISAC are plumbers,
Fact.
And ex cons.
“Youve sprayed all over my dress!”
“Sorry luv its your water pressure…”
Evening Jackš
6
Indeed, MNC, or aspiring plumbers, still learning the craft.
5
Evening, MNC.
Did you sort out Miss. Trimbles u bend ?
Good man.
:o)
4
She just needed her valves slacked off and her trap rinsed.
I charged her emergency call out,
It was 3minutes past 4pm.
4
I changed a tap washer once, does that count?
Wasn’t wanking while doing it though… š
5
My old boss used to say anyone could be a plumber as long as they had a hole in their arse.
Mind you he used to say that about painters too.
10
Knew of a chap who was a little odd. When fitting a telephone extension in a ladies bedroom he was discovered by the ladies mother, happily cleating cable along the top of the skirting board whilst wearing a pair of her daughters soiled knickers on his head. He was looking out of the leg holes whilst getting the full benefit of the gusset. I believe that soiled knickers used in this fashion are termed āMusk masksā very popular in Japan by all accounts Oh yes the perv was reprimanded and put to work in an exchange. No more laundry bins for that cunt, he was a filthy bastard.
10
I thought it was called doing a āSpider-Manā as the wearer takes on a similar appearance to the web slinging pillock while looking out of the leg holes.
2