Dead Pool [227]


Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the next dead dude would be flamboyant heterosexual tap dancer Lionel Blair who was 92.Here is a pic of him promoting Wiltshire farm foods.

On to Dead Pool 227

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your mom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [227]

  1. In there, Obersturmbannfuhrer.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Jean Luc Godard
    Anna Karen

  2. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Camp Cliff
    Walter Koenig
    George Takei
    Good darts Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger

    Bugger thought Teflon was having an audience with the evil one

  3. Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma

  4. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  5. RIP Lionel. And your daughter Lucy was responsible for giving me the right bloody horn back in the day.

  6. We forget now the Lionel was very big in the 50s/60s/70s and a major choreographer and always dreamed of taking over from Brucie on Strictly but was never asked. Raise a glass to the pair of them doing a double act in the other place.

  7. Sarah Ferguson
    Paul Gadd
    Geoff Hurst
    Nancy Pelosi
    Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard

  8. Congratulations Ober..blah
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  9. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Leslie Phillips
    Barry Cryer
    Jimmy Carter

    Well done Herr Obersturmbanfuhrer.

    LM2.

    • Jimmy Carter already taken by the thieving Lord Biryani, so replaced with the fragrant Julie Andrews.

  10. Russell grant
    Tom baker
    David Jason
    Jimmy cricket
    Jimmy tarbuck

  11. Eileen Ash
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan

    Nice work, Obersturmbannfuhrer.

  12. Wrong Blair but another fucking old poof.

    Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    David Gold
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Joni Mitchell

  13. Prince Michael of Kent
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Buster Douglas
    Tammy Staton

    Good Shot, Stink Finger.

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