The Baldwin Shooting Incident

(Director Joel Souza, who was shot in the arm, and is “recovering” nicely – Day Admin)

Sorry to do another nom, so soon, but this stinks like week old fish in the sun.

It’s that remark (by director, Joel Souza) at the end of his grief statement that got me
” will surely aid my recovery”

Really zero empathy or real sympathy, going through the motions of sadness and caring, more interest in THEIR wellbeing and how they’re perceived.
What’s that say to you?

How about pass the fava beans?

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

and supported by Chimp Licker

Emphatically Seconded.

We are assured that that poor cinematographer’s fatal ventilation was a ‘tragic accident’!
Tragic accident – my delectably contoured arse!

It was a product of the cost-lowering, corner-cutting, use-’em-up-and-cast-’em-aside culture of hubris and unfettered consumption in the American film industry – a culture propagated and enabled by the same people that only ever take a break from snorting cocaine out of each other’s cock-holes in order to assure us all that they are our moral and intellectual superiors.

Washington may or may not be a swamp, but Hollywood is a reeking offal-chocked cesspit, accruing great festering turd-mounds of the depraved and purposeless, the empty-minded and the hollow-souled.


And there’s more, this time from Norman

Alec Baldwin is a cunt.

Well, he always was a cunt. But now he’s an even bigger cunt.
We all know his history of cuntitude: his infamous treatment of his daughter, how he bagged the lovely Kim Basinger and then treated her like crap, and then there was the sickening virtue signaling and the endless and smug impersonations of Big Don. Telling us all how big and bad Trump was every time Saturday Shite Live was on air.

But now the cunt has (allegedly blah blah) shot somebody. Some film technician or something, who nobody knew of before, yet everybody suddenly and conveniently now seems to know and love and is now a ‘pioneer’ (watch the Hollywood luvvies and whores crawl out of the woodwork to pay ‘tribute’ to to this ‘legend’). They say it was accidental. But what were live bullets doing around a film set in the first place? Also, even if it was iffy, Baldwin would never go to clink. He’ll get off easy, because his sort always do. The legal eagles of Hollyweird will be clearing his name as we write. As I say, he was always a cunt. But he’s not so big and mouthy now, is he? Where are your Trump impressions now, you cunt?

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59 thoughts on “The Baldwin Shooting Incident

  1. Baldwin’s going to feel terrible about this but I for one wouldn’t blame him. He’s paid to speak his lines and pull the trigger, he’s not in charge of props. That was someone else’s job.

    • I’m not sure but I think Baldwin was a producer and was at least partially responsible for the budget. A budget so tight that staff fucked off left and right and one that employed an armourer who routinely let crew fire the ‘prop’ gun in the desert, between takes, for shits and giggles. Allegedly.

    • I suspect the cunts in charge of safety were so busy running around taking temperatures and checking people were wearing masks and doing useless Covid tests and filling in ridiculous Covid forms that they’d completely lost sight of their primary responsibility which is:

      When you hand someone a gun (and shout “cold” meaning the gun is empty) first make sure it’s not fucking loaded with live ammunition!

      This sort of thing is going to happen again because everybody’s running around like headless chickens and not focusing on the bigger picture. Health & Safety really has gone mad, they’ve completely lost all perspective, ffs.

      • he bet a reeking offal-chocked cesspit, accruing great festering turd-mounds of the depraved and purposeless, the empty-minded and the hollow-souled actRESS; that he could shoot some cunt and get away with it.

        1mill prob.

        CUNT

      • also unequivocably the reason that more british troops were killed by ‘cold guns’ in iraq war i, than by Saddam Hussein’s troops

    • he bet a reeking offal-chocked cesspit, accruing great festering turd-mounds of the depraved and purposeless, the empty-minded and the hollow-souled actRESS; that he could shoot some cunt and get away with it.

      1mill prob.

      CUNT

  2. It’s always being referred to as a prop gun, which is bollocks. A prop gun would be a replica, sometimes cast in foam or resin, and would be used when it wasn’t needed to be fired. The gun that was used in this was a real firearm, where the dull cunts were using real ammo to shoot cans between takes, and the stupid kid they employed as an armourer didn’t check it before bringing it on set.

    • Indeed. This is why you never hear of shootings on the sets of sci-fi movies, live ammunition for the Zorg ZF-1 Pod Weapon being somewhat hard to come by.

  3. You would think that when using real guns that the safety standards would be check once, check twice, then thrice…
    Weapon signed off as fit to use, no live rounds….

    Complete shit show, an accident that could and should have been prevented, what a bunch of cowboys.

  4. Alec Baldwin boasts one of those curiously, smug and conceited faces that is just begging for a fucking good fist to be forced into it at very high velocity.
    A veritable nasty piece of work of a man from all that I have heard.
    Did anyone see the pics of him leaving the police department after giving his statement following the fatal shooting?
    Far from a look of solemn remorse on his face, he is instead seen on his phone smiling!
    Cuntius!

  5. Never heard of this cunt until this happened. Googled him, what a shit head. Got into rows with Americans over it, he fired a real weapon with a real bullet in it, in doing so he is 100% responsible for the death. Life imprisonment. Fuck em for playing with weapons and having a freak for a firearm expert.

    • He was the geezer who constantly moaned about Trump and complained about gun control.

      Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

      • Anyone that moans about Mr Trump immediately plunges to the bottom of my ladder of respect.

  6. I’d never heard of this Baldwin bloke before now, so I thought I couldn’t really comment on his suitability for a cunting.

    However, I see he has a daughter called Ireland. On this basis alone, he’s a cunt.

  7. I await the verdict with interest…if Baldwin gets off I’ll be able to put the lead shot back in the rock-salt loaded cartridges that I use for trespassers and pushbikers…and antis.

  8. A pity the unfortunate victim wasn’t black, that would have stirred up the Hollywoke hornets nest. I mean whoever heard of a black person being accidentally shot? We all know that white supremacy and systemic racism is behind it all.
    Take the knee Baldwin you cunt.

  9. Surely whenever handed a ‘safe’ weapon, you always check it yourself?

    I thought that was firearms training 101.

    • I remember in my youth playing soldiers in the army cadets we had the following drummed into us before being allowed anywhere near the Lee Enfields: Always check a weapon that’s handed to you. Do not point a firearm at anyone, regardless of whether you think it’s loaded or not. Blanks can kill at close range.

      What the fuck are they playing at in Hollywood, waving shooters around like toys? Disaster waiting to happen. And it’s not like it hasn’t happened before i.e. the late Brandon Lee.

  10. I got sick of the newspapers and the BBC leading on this poof for five days in a row. “Actor laddie fucks up again” is not a very interesting headline

    I wondered why he was “rehearsing” when nobody else was?. Showing off, I suppose, perhaps temporarily distracted by hkis makeup man “do my mascara a little heavier, duckie”

    Worst of all was the grovelling apologies and showbiz speak everybody involved in felt obliged to mutter.

  11. All those thousands of blank rounds fired by Chuck Norris, Stallone & co during the 1980s without incident, and Mr “oooh look how liberal I am” gets to actually kill someone…

  12. One of Trump’s kids allegedly said, “Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people.”….

  13. Baldwin will do anything for attention.
    Hes like that Mark Chapman.
    I think he loaded the gun himself!
    Probably upset no one noticed hed had lip fillers,
    Went on a spree.
    Actor+ yank=mental.

  14. Baldwin has shot and killed more people than all the people at the Jan 6th meandering, many of whom have been in solitary confinement without parole ever since. What a fucking cunt Baldwin is.

  15. His obnoxious overbearing yuppie character in “Glengarry Glenross” is apparently based on his everyday personality…

  16. I maintain that most cunts on movie sets are high on something and too arrogant to submit to strict guidelines and safety measures.
    A way to capitalize on this would be to have a movie called “The making of Rust-The Directors Cut”. I would watch that with a huge bowl of popcorn.

  17. What the fuck was he doing, firing off a round (even if he thought it was a blank) into the chest of the bint who died?

    My dad (an army man) taught me never to point a gun (loaded or otherwise) at anyone unless I was serious about using it.

    Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark. Definitely a case for Columbo.

    • Exactly the same thought I had Ruff. I was never in any part of the military, nor were any close relatives but I’m a sight more careful with my .22 air rifle than he appears to have been with a firearm. If I’m hunting rats and I can’t be certain whether I’ve left it set and loaded I point the barrel down into the soil at a steep angle and squeeze the trigger. Only life form at risk might be a passing earth worm. The man’s an idiot.

  18. Why the fuck do you need a gun capable of firing live ammunition on a movie set? It’s an accident waiting to happen.

  19. Don’t fuck about with weapons … period. If you pick up a gun, any gun, you and only you are responsible for what happens next.
    That geezer is an absolute cunt and he’ll try every trick in the book to off load the blame.
    The authorities don’t give a flying fuck about any of it … if they can’t see malicious intent they’ll go for negligence and they’ll make that shit stick to everything and everybody they want it to. You can defo go to jail for negligence.

  20. During my time in the army it was incumbant on us to always know what state our weapon was in at all times. Never pointed it at anybody (that didn’t deserve it) and never had an ND.

    I would have thought a luvvie actor like Baldwin should be even more prissy about handling something so lethal.

  21. The ink on Baldwin’s ‘legal documents’ that ‘clear’ him will be dry quicker than the blood of the poor cow who was shot.

    I wonder, is Kilary Clinton going to be Baldwin’s lawyer for this?🤔

    • Hes got a taste for it now.
      He won’t stop.
      This is just the beginning!
      The only way to stop him is to shoot first.

  22. Terry Pratchett got Hollywood bang on in Moving Pictures. And that was over 30 years ago. Everyone in that industry more or less is basically Dibbler.

  23. Things are not looking good for poor little Alec.

    Apparently he wasn’t wearing a face mask when the incident took place!

    His best defence: “I thought the bullets would bounce off her tits, like in Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner.”

    Completely out of touch with reality these Hollyweird luvies.

    The jury is bound to buy it.

    • Charlton Heston was the poster boy for the NRA.
      Killed no-one.
      He shot guns every day.
      Conservative values and a level head.
      Baldwin first touch of a gun?
      1 dead
      1 wounded.
      Because hes a democrat deadbeat.
      Liberal types and woke twats shouldn’t be near firearms.
      Its asking for trouble!
      Just lucky it wasn’t a machine gun,
      Hed of killed everyone on set.

  24. Baldwin is a wokie hero and the MSM have their tongues up his poor innocent arse. Expect lots of sob stories about his mental elf. I suspect Sparkletits will soon be a “close friend” if she wasn’t already. The cunt on Oprah sobbing his wokie eyes out is guaranteed.
    Ker-ching!

  25. “LOOK OUT!! HES GOT A GUN!!”
    Is what id shout every time I saw Eric around Hollywood.

  26. Gun culture in the USA probably makes people a bit blasé about handling them. I’d bet somebody was using the gun for a bit of target practice in the desert whilst bored waiting in between takes and nobody properly checked the gun when it went on set. The “armorer”, the producers, and this cunt Baldwin all ought to do time for this. They are all culpable. Who the hell fires a gun, supposedly loaded with blanks, without personally checking it first. How many seconds would that take out of this busy cunts day. Rope on a soap time you cunt!

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