Salt Bae Restaurant

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I would like to nominate for a very deserved cunting for the spasticated salt scattering ponce that is salt bae,

This strange weirdo fuck monkey makes Gordo Ramsey look alot less of a cunt, it must be really strange having this performing chimp next to your table, sawing up your gold plated steak, doing his spazzo salting and the charging you a fucking fortune for the strangest experience of your life.

I was lying in the bath, so didn’t skip this video when it came on, but watching this fucking bell end for 3 minutes ts made me realise, he has beaten all the other cunts I’ve seen this week, by a mile.

Don’t get me wrong, there isn’t many things in life that are better than a nice medium cooked rib eye, but having this nutter next to the table would have me putting the ribeye in my pocket and leaving.

All I can say is what a loon this mother fucker really is, there’s hope for gobshite Gordo, a shit for brains Jaimie Oliver, they both look normal compared to this wanker, see the link and make up your own minds……

Uncle Roger is going to get years of material out of this arse clown…

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

71 thoughts on “Salt Bae Restaurant”

  1. Good luck to him if he can fleece the Cunts. If they’re stupid enough to pay his prices they deserve everything that he dishes up.

    Emperor’s New Clothes.

    • My thoughts exactly Dick, the bloke has realised he can fleece celebrities, internet personalities and footballers out of thousands of pounds by sprinkling salt like he has multiple sclerosis.

      Who is the real cunt, this Turkish nobody who’s found a way to make himself a millionaire, or the nobodies who spend thousands on an Aldi steak covered in golden tin foil for internet points?

  2. That Freddy Mercury?
    Looks well dodgy.
    And his prices are definitely dodgy.
    Hes a turk like Boris,
    £37 grand for a meal for four?
    Thats reasonable 🙄
    Its for those glamour junkies and ducky types in that London.
    More about being seen than a nice dinner.
    Id of kicked off.
    Shout I’d found a pube in my dinner!
    Say the meat smelt off at maximum decibels till the weird cunt chucked me out.

    Then found a chippy.

      • Food of the Gods Jack.
        Hard days graft, raining,
        Back on your feet in minutes with pudding chips peas n gravy.
        I was on Death Row?
        Thatd be my last meal!😀
        Evening mate

      • Yeah good thanks Jack!
        Went pub earlier,
        Me, missus, my old dad, dog .
        Sunday roast, few pints .
        Then me and dog went for a walk in a old quarry,
        Where they recently filmed Game of Thrones.
        A nice day !👍
        You have a good un pal?

      • Yes, thanks. Took dog to agility. Went to eldest daughters for tea, yesterday.
        Spent today at home, mainly, apart from walking dog, cleaned a few machines and sharpened a saw.
        Ethel made a superb lasagne for tea, had a couple of glasses of red wine and a piece of Ethel’s coffee and walnut cake.
        Blissed out.
        How’s your dad ?
        I remember you saying he had health problems.
        It’s something I miss, used to enjoy going out with my old man.
        Worth more than gold.
        It’s what matters.
        👍

      • Hes ok thanks Jack .
        Hes in remission with melanoma.
        And hes always been a keen outdoorsman, but now gets tired so if it’s wet and cold like today he sometimes cries off a walk and sits with the missus in the pub waiting for me .
        All the pub staff and the landlord think the world of him and chat, stick logs on the fire if he feels a chill.
        He misses work Jack,
        Retirement isnt for him.

      • Must be very frustrating for him, but it’s good that he can get out.
        That sounds like a good pub, with good staff.
        Few and far between now.
        Mores the pity.

      • Jack@
        If ever on your travels with Ethel and the dog its called The Ramblers , in Edale, Peak District, right at the start/finish of the Pennine way.
        Log fires, great staff, good beer, great food.👍

      • Until I moved to the North West, never did I understand the pleasure of a pie, chips, peas and gravy. For about £2 if you do it smart at home.

        Another reason the south can do one.

      • Certainly Sir. That’s 12 thousand pounds with Bisto or 25 thousand pounds with the Chef’s stock.

        Just how hard would you like me to fuck you in the arse with this pineapple , Sir?

      • I often whip up a 10 bird roast…. A 20lb turkey is stuffed with goose, duck, mallard, guinea fowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon and woodcock…. I don’t really enjoy eating it but I do enjoy shooting the ingredients.

      • I’m guessing that the duck must be something bigger than a wild mallard..an Aylesbury perhaps ?

        Evening,Jack

      • Cheers, Dick.
        Out of that little lot, partridge is my favourite, roasted in butter, with sage and onion stuffing.
        Lovely.

  4. He ought to be serving the wankers at COP26 and using a “special salt” for them (Sodium Flouracetate – mind you the fat Jellyfish cunt would need a liberal seasoning)’

  5. Never heard of the cunt.

    What is it? At first I thought it was Falco (Rock me Amadeus) but he’s dead.

    Zero tolerance with these cunts.

    Oven please Unkle T.

  6. Can you get that wine in Tesco, wouldn’t mind giving it a go

    Petrus, sounds a bit like cat food 😂

    • Tesco don’t stock it 😂

      The normal price is only about £2500, restaurant marked it up by over £7000 😂

  7. Looks a right dodgy Dago.

    Ramsay has gone up in my estimation, that bonnie wee lassie of his is a right sheet-soaker. I bet she is handy with a tawse

      • The 37000 bill included 15% service charge, for that money you could get a weekend away with a couple of high class ‘ladies’ 😂
        That’s the sort of service I would expect for four and half grand 😉

  8. There’s one born every minute.
    ‘ Oh ya ! We went to Salt Bae, it’s horrifically expensive, dahling ‘
    Thankfully, a world that I am not and never will be, part of.
    Get To Fuck.

  9. £9 for a coke and £11 for a Red Bull….fuck off. I’ve been to nearly twenty Michelin starred restaurants and never seen prices like this.
    I only hope people like Lewis Hamilton, Sir Philip Green and Sir Marcus of Rachford are daily regulars.

  11. I would rip these London cunts off if I could. A fool and his money……
    This doesn’t negate him being a cunt though, and a stinking turk too. Double cunt.

  12. Service charge pushing £250!
    Who served the meal? It had better be a fantastic looking girl as I’d expect at least a blowjob to be included.

  13. £37K-buy a used Aston Martin and drive to the restaurant of your choice with Steve Coogan. Pay a local crim £1k to “off’ the cunt.
    Steak, chips & peas and a couple of pints of bitter, to celebrate.
    A good nights sleep and a nice drive home in your new motor.
    Perfect👍

  15. I’m in the Fiddler school of thought on this one. Anyone who can regularly screw such vast sums of money out of the sort of cunts who are prepared to pay them for what is effectively bugger-all deserves a pat on the back, not a cunting. Christ, I wish I had his business acumen….

    That said, he is Turkish so that in itself means he has to be at least a bit of a turd.

  16. One born every minute.

    I think that the cunting should be more aimed at the ‘angry’ customers charged 30 grand for a meal.

    They’re just showing off. ‘Look at me spending 30 grand on a meal ‘

    Fuck off. I’d just post:

    ‘Got taken to some restaurant charging 30 grand for a meal. I’ve had better at Maccy Dees.
    Piss taking foreign cunt was in our face all night trying to be ‘a character’.

    Well, I’m loaded so it was fuck all to me, you fucking plebs, but it’s a rip off for a show off.

    And yes, I cam afford it so here is my receipt.’

    And I bet they’re virtue signalling lefty cunts an’ all

  17. His arm looks full of puss filled boils in that photo.

    I don’t want the Aids on my chips at those prices, thank you very much.

  18. Id never eat food a turk or moor had fondled.
    And the salt is probably off his ballbag the greasy sweaty twat.
    And hes obviously a brown hatter so when hes touching your food,
    His fingers are still warm from being up Rylans hoop.
    And those prices?!!!
    More money than sense some people.

    • Turks are just posh ‘pack he’s’. Wouldn’t eat owt they’d touched. Well, unless I had no choice.

      True story, I was in Istanbul Airport, transfering, not long after isis attacked it. I was shitting myself. I was starving though and found a burger place.

      When I converted the cost (it was a decent burger and chips to be fair) it was £25.

      Fucking jokers lol. I was hungry though. Fuck off.

  19. Salt Baes a cunt. Gordons son is in the Military, therefore instantly non cunt and also does a good slap up meal.

      • I quite like him, he done give a shot about covid just sticks two pieces of bread on peoples ears and calls them a twat sandwich. Ok in my book.

      • Not if my usp was offending other people’s sons and daughters, people who do not have a public platform to fight back. And besides, what’s to defend? She’s a grown (big boned) woman who’s put herself in the public arena, someone has told the truth about her and daddy has got all hurty, boo hoo, he don’t like it up him. 😢

        If he can’t stand a little heat he should get out of the kitchen.

  20. Does the knobend who paid that bill want sympathy, or directions to their nearest Aldi/Lidl, where they can buy the majority of the items for around £50?
    They could pay someone to come and cook/serve it, and still have change from £300. They could buy loads of Petrus with the remaining £34k!
    Stupid twats! This is just a ” look at me, I’m the Daddy” non-news item.

  21. I’m going to open a restaurant called ‘The pea’.

    For a cool £500,000, you can get a seat to taste my specialty. A single pea on a plate. This pea may bring you good fortune and long life. You have to believe though. I can’t prove it, just try it.

    Call the hotline to see if you are eligible to request a booking.

    Only the elite of the elite should apply.

    • Yes, Brahmin monks of distinction will chant over your pea for several days before you consume it. You will consume it naked in a bath of whale sperm.

      After you swallow the pea, a Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton tribute act will perform ‘Islands in the steam’ to power boost your purchase.

      Rejoice!

    • Sir Greeb Streebling should be here to tell us all about his restaurant The Frog and Peach….

  22. Nice try Cuntybollocks.👍
    Im opening a exclusive London restaurant called “Rudeboy”.
    Theyll assume its a Jamaican influenced menu and loving the sooties so much will flock to it.
    But Rudeboy will be a reference to my specialised customer service!

    “Right, sit down.
    What do you want?
    What about her?
    That your missus?
    Fat isnt she?
    Whats up with her face?”

    Theyll think its postmodernism and all a clever jape,
    Not getting the fact I genuinely loathe them and have spat in every meal,
    And wiped my bellend around the rims of the wine glasses.

  23. I’d gladly pay 10 grand for a bottle of wine I could split that greasy cunts head open with.
    Then I’d decamp without settling up naturally.
    Who the fuck frequents these faggits?

  24. My mate called me and said, “Come over Saturday night, were gonna have some drinks, some food and let off some fireworks.”
    I said, “That would be great, how can I contribute, what can I bring..?”
    He said, “Bangers, rocket, it’s up to you.”
    A great night, although my sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches were a fucking disaster….

  25. I suppose this is the kind of place those wokey Islington middle-class Twatterarti cunts wine and dine after a hard day’s virtue signalling over a hot keyboard!

    “We should all make sacrifices to save the planet!” they shout during one of their faux protest marches. “People shouldn’t eat meat! People should make cut backs” they chirp while checking out the menu and ordering food into the 10s of thousands of pounds and taking selfies showing off their indulgencies to other Islington Twats

    • Never heard of the cunt, but he looks a right greasy specimen if that pic’s anything to go by.

  27. Load of decadent cunts. At least the Romans slaked their depraved tastes by eating proper pervy nosh like deep fried dormice and hummingbirds stuffed up the arse with a stickleback or two. Not surprised they needed a vomitarium after that lot.

  28. Jesus, I’ve seen a video of this cunt before. Didn’t know what his name was. What an absolute CUNT he is. Though not for charging those prices: If people are willing to pay that money, even seeing what a cunt he is, then that’s on them.

  29. Check out the TripAdvisor reviews for this place, they are truly shocking.
    Looks like a kebab shop could get better reviews.

  30. The customers will be the young Arabs and Ivans with Daddy’s money to burn.

    Get a lot of them round here revving the nuts off their lambos and ferrari in a pathetic ‘look at me, I’ m a cunt’ attempt.

    In all fairness to the filthy turk, he has seen a gap in the market and is fleecing the truly stupid of their trust funds.

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