When scanning the newspaper sites earlier, I came across (no pun intended) a video of a tightly track suited Carol Vorderman, enjoying a ‘sweaty session’ with her personal trainer.
As I was watching it for the second time, the wife heard the sound and peered over my shoulder to see what I was looking at.
‘Bloody Nora’ says she, ‘look at her flaunting herself, the old tart. And YOU, you’ve got a hard on, haven’t you?’ Tch!’.
Shamefacedly, I admitted that I did.
I hereby cunt myself.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Fucking hell Ron, she looks like Amy Whiinehouse has been reserected and still doesn’t want to go to to rehab…. No no no
Still better than Toya, s latest effort, maybe they had some of Ams, s drugs….
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Evening Fug.
I presume that you’re referring to La Grande Dame Helen…
So far she’s aged very gracefully imo, but she’s been badly advised in this case. That look is most definitely not her.
THIS one I could lick for a week.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/832110468626124544/?d=t&mt=login
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Please forgive my childishness.
https://youtu.be/W7r9CkIRM4g
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Lol!
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Liked the reference to scrotum-necked Cliff’s bag o’shite.
Heard about this in the 1970s. Is it true (in which case he can make a bit of extra money ‘on the side’ ? or is it just an urban myth like Bruce Forsyth also belonging to the right honourable “order of the bag” ? Answers on a piece of Bronco please.
P.S. Vorderman looks like the ultra-deep bum crevice owner who can’t be bothered to cleanse her stench-trench properly. It’s a “no” from me.
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