McFly McFucked

Hi there pop-pickers – hows about a nice groovy Jim’ll Fix It welcome for four self-obsessed middle aged men who used to be a boy band. How times have changed – from the heydays of their pop marriage, one four eyed wanker is now reduced to cutting a rug on the queens favourite TV show Strictly Come Mincing:

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As if that isn’t indignity enough, the whole Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard story of finding each other, losing each other and falling in love again is told in detail here.

On a Mirror newspaper, be it noted – obviously Dame Keir’s l o n g speech just a few days ago isn’t substantial enough for even a slim red top tabloid.

I have temporarily taken over Norman’s beat – but he knows about the serious stuff – I am here for bubble gum pop, like Alma Cogan in my early days, and Sandie Shaw (who I would like to have got my hands on) in my hardcore days .

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

35 thoughts on “McFly McFucked

  1. “Heyy Mcfly! I’m talking’ to yooo, butthead!!”

    Stupid fucking contrived soy-boy band, bubblegum pop for cunts.
    Name 5x Mcfly “hits” is the new “name 5x famous Belgians” game.

    If I was them, I would have been grateful to have faded out of the public consciousness, i certainly would not be reminded people of my cuntishment’s…

  2. When cunts like this can make national news papers and MSM you know the denominator
    Sick of the pile ,of Jeremy Viles , that take up the lot , they think is style.

  3. I seemed to remember they did Beatles covers. Badly. In fact, they were the worst Beatles covers band in the history of Beatles covers bands-that takes some fucking doing.

    I popped into YouTube to try and find an example for your “delectation” (with a brown paper bag on my head):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqfdoWDzVfc

  4. All the aforementioned histrionics are hardly the stuff of Guns N’ Roses. Some cunt probably used the last of the soy milk.

    • That would actually be worth a listen. Falsetto screams from a boyband enjoying the hospitality of the Lubyanka!

    • “You can tell by the way I use my walk
      Tried sarin drink, now I can’t talk….”

  5. Like the Spice Girls, we’re told they have shifted millions of records only to see them renting their arses out on game shows and reality shit non stop. Fuck knows what kind of recording deal they had, because it clearly didn’t pay well. Or is it that old chestnut, so beloved of the Emma Buntons of this world, where they’re terrified of being out of the limelight for two minutes?

  6. All these manufacturers of shit pop bollocks should come with a warning on the label
    I would choose the word Special , just like the Olympic special games.

    They then have there target audience and can leave the rest of us alone

    • McFly are named after Marty mcFly, the Michael J Fox character in 80s smash hit film ‘Back to the future’.
      Where Marty goes back in time and nearly fucks his own mother and hangs about with a eccentric ‘older man friend’.
      Mcflys music is funnily a bit like Michael J Fox,
      Weak, shaky, and cant open any doors.

      • I did enjoy back to the future MNC at the time of release .
        But by fuck did they play it on Tv every Christmas afterwards
        Think they got about 20 years out of it
        Back to the past
        Always liked Jim from Taxi and always liked Hillstreet Blues
        Scumbag😀😀

      • Hill Street blues was brilliant Mecuntry!
        We had a English teacher who was a massive fan of it
        We’d distract him from the lessons and hed do impressions of the character sgt Belker.😁
        Great teacher,
        Funny works on bored kids,
        We all loved the bloke!!

      • He’d be arrested nowadays mis
        “Oh I was shocked at what the teacher said to my child”

  7. I can’t get my head around this craving for fame and fortune. I would be happy with the fortune part, I would buy a Folland Gnat and a Veyron for starters, but I couldn’t cope with being famous on sight. I love being anonymous and the idea that I might be recognised and accosted on the street by some random cunt is anathema to me.

  8. I heard that song, ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’ performed by a covers band who were all vegans.
    Soy Division….

  9. Give it 15 years and hoards of once were 12 year old girl groupies will come out of the woodwork telling thier ‘ me to stories ‘ He touch me front bottom etc etc McFly will be Busted.

  10. Do you like McFly? Their early work was a little too ‘new-wave’ for my taste, but when ‘It’s all about you’ came out in ’05’ I think they really came into their own – both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to Busted, but I think McFly has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In ‘07’ McFly released this, ‘Shit songs for teenagers’, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ‘Whining like spoiled cunts’, a song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics – but they should! Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself!

  11. I must be a cunt !! I like Mcfly the can all actually play their instruments write catching pop tunes and sing and harmonised in tune…Hmmmmmm, I’ll get my coat.

  12. You mentioned Sandie Shaw WC .
    Back in the day i would of given my soul to give her a bum full while she spoke fluent french… I would of shot my load like a big ole spunky firework.

  13. How could you possibly try to be a clone of busted and be even fucking worse?

    The tribute band to Busted were probably better than the actual Band.

    They are a perfect fit for room 101

  14. Every (bum) boy band consists of a bunch of effeminate homos mimiming to inane tunes.Their target audience would have been intellectually challenged pre-pubertal girls and “boys” of questionable gender identity.
    The Stranglers and Colosseum you are not!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyQZFeiF4c

    Listen to this and don’t tell me that you weren’t moved.

  15. It’s a little known fact that 5ive could’ve beaten the shit out of McFly and Busted.

    They were well ‘ard, although not as ‘ard as the girls from B*witched. I imagine them as the IRA paramiltaries in a warped remake of the Long Good Friday.

    Tom Hardy as Harald Shand.

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