Katie Price (9) and Motoring Darwinism

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Katy Price and her family are a bunch of cunts,

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First of all her family are only now just starting to have concerns for her mental health WTF, everyone knows she’s been fucking bat shit crazy for fucking years and only now they have concerns, great family.

Katy Price herself is a cunt, we already knew this, but this fuckwit is in the process of setting up a case to try and explain yet another drunken crash, I thought this fuckwit was still banned from driving after the last drink drive.

Any way yet again Katy has been arrested for the same thing, what a fuckwit, I’m really starting to think she is just so wrapped up in herself, she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else[ unless she can get publicity from them],

anyway what a despicable cunt she is….if/ when she ever gets her license back, i can only imagine what her insurance is going to cost, she may have to write a book about Harvey, or release a pop song…..oh my god….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

And this from Ron Knee

Katie Price

Yes. Alright. I plead guilty to the offence of spending too much time posting up nominations on IsAC. In mitigation, I’ll say that it’s a compulsion. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of pleading guilty, it seems that I’m not alone. That metaphorical car crash Katie Price has actually pranged her motor for real on the B2135 in Sussex.

After overturning her vehicle, the former ‘glamour model’ (ffs!) has copped to a guilty plea of drink-driving, driving without a licence and driving while disqualified. It’s also reported that she told the police that she’d taken drugs.

Just another day in our Kate’s reality tv life then. It would be amusing but for the fact that the braindead bint could have ended up maiming or killing other road users in the process.

She’ll be sentenced in December, and hopefully she’ll get banged in the slammer to teach her a lesson and cool her heels.

Car crash? This airheaded bimbo’s whole fucking life looks like one.
Cunt.

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Another one, this time from Chimp Licker

A cunting for Katie Price for climbing behind the wheel of her 300-whorespower slagwagon whilst being banned, high, and drunk.

Perhaps she believed herself to be impervious to any resultant harm by virtue of her two chest-mounted airbags, but the twatmobile immediately mimicked its owner’s normal behaviour by taking up residence in the gutter with its unsightly undercarriage exposed to all.

Katie was rushed to hospital, where doctors chose not to put her in in to an artificially induced coma on the grounds that she was artificial enough already.

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And there’s even more – this one from Alex Andre

Katie Price the orange faced whore deserves a huge re-cunting.
This attention seeking shitface decided that after a nose full of drugs and a gut full of alchohol that it would be a good idea to go out and get more drugs (or cock…or both) and ended up flipping her car upside down. Oh and she was alreadu BANNED from driving aswell.
Now ofcourse her hangers on are using all sorts of excuses about how hard she has had it what with FIVE recent holidays and fuck knows how many trips to Turkey to get more injections in her trout and fat arse!!
Ofcourse as expected her unfortunate children are already being paraded as the ones who will suffer oh so much if she is prosecuted.

Hang on.
What kind of fuckin mother gets coked out of her face while their are kids about?…..including a very disabled one!!!

No…JUST FUCK OFF with sympathy for this cunt.
For one….this will not have been the only time she was out dr7ving while having no licence.
And two…..she could have easily crashed into someone else.

Fuck You Jordan you has-been false tited cunt!!

And talking of irresponsible cunts, there’s this from Captain Quimson

Motoring Darwinism

Before I start, this cunting is about RTAs involving let’s say stupid cunts with an invisibility complex,

going back now about 15 years ago, there was a nasty car accident not far from my house, a car travelling at what was estimated at being between 112mph and 135mph in a 40 zone crashed into my friends garden, narrowly missing by 6 feet campers in her garden,

the cunt died instantly,

now I’m not heartless but I felt no sympathy at all for the cunt, he could have killed the family camping on the lawn by driving like such a cunt,

fortunately the family of the deceased cunt showed examples what they were like when they came to visit the site of their “innocent babies” death, FFS, I visiting them at them at the time these fucking “Thursday morning crutch jockeys” arrived, my friend went out and greeted them and took them over, then a few minutes later my friends husband and I strolled over to the sight of this cunts demise,

lots of crying from this council house crew, and with that the mother of the cunt threw her crutches down and went down on her knees in what I can only describe as an Oscar worthy performance, she picked a cigarette end off the lawn and said, “this was probably his very last cigarette”, my friend said “sorry I just stubbed than out before you arrived”, with that I started crying and had to go back to the house where I went into a laughing fit, was is it with stupid cunts speeding on winding roads,

what if some poor cunt had been coming the other way on the road let alone the poor cunts in the garden who were truly traumatised by it, at least Darwin would of been happy with this result!

 

 

74 thoughts on “Katie Price (9) and Motoring Darwinism”

  1. Who is interested in this vacuous person?

    Even some of the depraved denizens of ISAC such as [name redacted on legal advice] and [name redacted on legal advice] wouldn’t get the horn from her grotesquely inflated tits and ludicrously modified face.

    Being compassionate, briefly, aren’t the gutter press exploiting someone with clear mental health issues?

    A joke for your Friday…
    https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/10/01/joke-of-the-day-40/#more-14227

    • Morning Mike.

      I have little doubt that a certain preverted Cuntstable will “get the horn from her grotesquely inflated tits” but sadly they’re not for me.

      As an intellectual I’m a 32A man, me. “Anything over a mouthful is wasted”, as my dearly departed old mum used to say.

      • 32A?!!!
        Cats have bigger teats than that Ruff!
        No point in a bra!!
        Elastoplast will do.

      • She did say that, but it was in relation to us kids filling our faces with food, not tits. At least I think it was… 🤔

      • Peanut smugglers.

        Sadly it fits every girl in my year back in school.

        Both years above; wondrous wobblers.
        Both years below: bursting blouses.

        My year: fried eggs.

    • The childish wanking joke was good, too. I wonder if that’s what happens when Harvey goes to see his Dad…

  2. Harvey is raping his mum when he suddenly slips and falls into her cunt.

    He falls in darkness for what seems to be minutes, when he hits a soft and mushy floor. It’s pitch black and Harvey lights a match. He can’t see anything “Hello you cunt you cunt you cunt” goes the echo. Harvey is feeling scared when, suddenly, he hears footsteps in the distance. They get louder. Within a minute or two the footsteps are really close, and lighting another match he sees a man’s face. He’s wearing what appears to be a smart flat cap and a blazer with stripes on its arm.

    Harvey says, “Who are you,you cunt?”

    The man says, “Never mind that. Have you seen my plane?”

  3. What a thoroughly comprehensive and deserved cunting.

    I remember fondly, a page 3 calender I owned back in 1994 and Katie Price was my favourite on there.

    What has happened to her since then is a total abomination.

  4. Is it true her gash was in charge at the time of the accident.? The cunt needs jailed then!

  5. Drink and drug drivers are the shit on my shoes…..

    (And people with pink Land Rovers)

  6. I forgot to mention that Katie’s biggest airbag is actually the one located between her ears.

  7. I think everyone is so cruel, the poor woman is facing bankruptcy and may loose her home, she was upset and lonely so just had to visit a friend for support.
    Knowing that she was disqualified she needed a snort of happy powder and a few shots of vodka to gain the courage to get behind the wheel.

    The good news is that she didn’t suffer any injuries.

  8. I sense the spirit of Prince Philip in this. From beyond the grave punishing cunts that have done and would’ve gotten on his tits, hopefully it shall be a continuing trend. Praise be unto Yasur.

  9. She will probably say in her defence that Harvey was licking the windscreen and obscured the view..

  10. Katie, Kerry Katonia and Stacey Soloman, three old scrubbers who are in the newspapers more often than Boris, Sleepy Joe and Putin – why, for God’s sake?. They are three vacuous bimbos sailing into middle age, who still act and behave like they were still teenagers. act and behave, I said – not look – they all look like the worn out scrubbers, the cheap tramps they really are. Enough already!

  11. At the site of her accident the Paramedic held up his hand and said how many fingers. Katie replied you will have to use both hands before i can feel anything ..

    I’ll get me coat .

  12. Stupid fucking whore. That shit from “the family” was written by her agent in an attempt to whip up sympathy and keep her out of the nick. Every sleb has mental elf problems these days.
    The slag should be locked up and the brats taken into care.

  13. At least the insurance company won’t pay out for the car. Unfortunately the money she gets from the magazines will.

  15. They let trannie blokes into Wimminz prisons these days so the old tart won’t have to go without regular cock. Now THAT would be a punishment.

  16. Don’t worry Ron, at least it provides you with some good entertainment during retired life.

  17. She absolutely deserves to get banged up in my view.

    Put in jail, I mean…

    But seriously, I don’t what else might discourage this moron from undertaking such dangerous, antisocial behaviour.
    My bet however is that she’ll get some brief to present a sob story designed to wring a tear from the dryest eye, and end up with a suspended sentence.
    She really is an absolute piss stain.

  18. Surely her kids should be in care by now?
    Hopefully she will go to prison, though fuck knows what the gutter press will have to write about if she does.
    Selfish cunt.

    • You can just see how she’ll exploit it tho Gutstick. The next stage of her exhilarating biography;

      ‘Katie; From the Inside’.

      Really, you can only laugh.

      • Indeed Ron. Makes me shudder to think of the page 3 lovelies this grot was part of, and how she became the famous one.
        Tramp.

      • Prof Brian Cox could talk about how Katie Price’s cunt would seem like the size of the universe on the inside.

        …then moan about Brexit.

    • Social Services are unlikely to want to go near it; they know with her media exposure and lawyers that they would be entering a bear pit.

      A little like meathead Dane Bowers when he inserted his winky inside her bear pit.

  19. Whip out the old mental elf, spacca kid needs her (even though she got rid) shite and she’ll be let off with a fine.

    You or I? They’d throw the book at us and then find a library and throw that at us an ‘all.

  20. She’s a colossal cunt, and has one too, probably. It boils my piss that she swans around in a posh motor, fucks off abroad all the time for more surgical enhancements and lives in a big house when the bitch is supposed to be bankrupt. Now she’s fucked off into another round of re-hab which can’t be cheap. They really should pop her in gaol for a couple of years. Silly attention seeking slack fannied bitch.

  21. I’m still waiting for this splendid lady to announce her entry into the world of lesbian scat videos.

    Can’t be far off now.

      • Not much love on here for Katie is there? Crumbs!!
        Ive wrote to her expressing my sadness at recently becoming a mental.
        I also proposed that she needs someone not interested in celebrity to keep her grounded,
        A firm steady hand so to speak!
        And ive thrown my hat into the ring.
        A stern no nonsense man like myself will set her on the straight and narrow.
        Ive laid down a couple of rules though!
        Princess and Harvey have to be aborted.
        Harsh, maybe?
        But a 300lb crayon eater and a makeup covered cleft palate teen whore are dead weight.
        Shes agreed.
        When shes out the jail shes moving into the shed.
        Just throw a old mattress in there and I can throw out my blowup doll.

      • If she takes the bait, be warned MNC…she’ll say “Oh Mis, I’d love to blindfold you and tie you up…it’ll be really sexy.”
        Then, once you’re helpless, an enraged (and engorged Harvey) will burst from the wardrobe and Lubbock your unlubricated botty into a mangina saggier than his mother’s.

  22. Mental ‘elf issues. I remember being shocked at interior photographs of her Wag-Mansion. It was like gypo-camp, except inside. Piles of filth everywhere. Perhaps at last she’ll be sectioned.

  23. You just know she won’t go to prison – or even fined a great deal, as she is allegedly bankrupt – I guess it will be 40 hours Community service, followed by a tearful, meaningful, tear-drenched, but “understanding” interview with the Daily Mirror in which she will do a mea culpa and say that she had a momentary aberration, she was extremely sorry and ashamed of herself, and would undertake never again to behave in such a foolish , irresponsible and dangerous manner. Then she will reveal she has written a new book on prison reform, like that Dennis Shane geezer.

    • Not sure what community service she would be capable of – except sucking of OAP’s in the dementia ward.

      No offence to ISAC’s resident pensioners – who at least aren’t in the dementia ward. Yet.

    • She’s off for a 4 week stint in rehab, in that shithole The Priory, poor thing.
      Harvey is distraught because he won’t be able to Facetime Mum, from wherever he is currently living, And to add to the agony and pain, the latest Katie Price me me me, look at me ( oh, and Harvey, but mainly me) documentary has been ” put on hold”
      Oh dear, how sad, never mind!

  24. Her offspring would be better off in the custody of anyone but her. Even the state could do much better if that says anything. What a terminally self absorbed cunt.

  25. Makes me crease that she’s known as a former glamour model🤣. Even when she was younger in her ‘Jordan’ days, Price was a minger. She certainly didn’t have the looks of a Kathy Lloyd or the body of a Donna Ewin. Price looked like what she was: a skank and a slag.

    As for her pissed up car antics? All that silicone and fiberglass on her anatomy will go up like a kite one of these days….😉

  26. Here we go…..Someone else pulling the mental health card. So easy to use it these days. She is a cunt. Her family are cunts. Simple.

      • But they are putting these poor people in camps! I remember the last time people were forced against their will into camps

        Then they came for the Australians but I did not speak out because I was not a australian…

  30. This cunt seems to be armour plated.
    She will earn fortunes out of this-the baggy fannied, cerebrally compromised, mobile speed bank mother of the year👎

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