Greta Thunberg (6) Never Gonna Give a Fuck

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F.F.S Now we have two musical mongs. Lily and Greta, I don’t know if they’re teaming up to boil our piss. Can you imagine the acceptance speech how dare you?

I have now seen it all now. Rick can you or Stock Aitken and Waterman take the cunt to the cleaners for fucking your music up?

Nominated by: CuntyMort

97 thoughts on “Greta Thunberg (6) Never Gonna Give a Fuck”

  1. How many trees did she have to plant to offset her carbon footprint from staging this eco shit show? Besides, I thought Thunderpant’s was some kind of autistic cunt with selective mutism. Not when it comes to 80’s pop obviously.

  2. I get sick of hearing that pretentious little cunt with her “blah, blah, blah” shit, and her fucking daft transatlantic accent, I tire of the BBC.especially Wireless 4 and their collective never ending circle jerk, canonising the half witted little trollop who looks as though she is playing Ophellia in an amateur bargain basement production of Hamlet. I get sick of St David of Attenborough treating her like Royalty. I am bored of the Guardian and other left wing journals devoted to bumfuckery and poofery regarding her as the worlds leading authority on fuck-all.

    It is the sentence of the Boggs court that she be taken henceforth to a torture chamber where, together with the other arch-bore Andrew Mary-Ann ADonis, they take turns at sitting on each others face, blowing off the while on their endless diet of baked beans, brussel sprouts and sulphur tablets, till they both be dead.

    I don’t like her, you understand.

    • And let’s not forget the Attenbore is not a scientist, but a tv presenter. Funny how the Queen has to avoid all engagements for the next two weeks so she can conveniently avoid the cop 26 wank-fest.

      • It would appear that Madge is a very canny operator who knows how to avoid a shitshow.
        BTW , is the Scottish Government coughing up for the forthcoming soap opera or is it us lot south of the border?

      • I hope Madge is around for a while longer as she’s becoming more like nan Taylor. I could easily imagine her saying “what a load of old shit” and “what a fucking liberty” and then to popular acclaim using her lus indicere bellum to destroy the French fishing fleet and put an end to the Reich for good.

      • £100 million strikes me as an underestimate.

        With 25,000 delegates, including 200 Russian spies (but not Putin cos he’s frit of Covid) due to fly in, you can bet your life savings it will be closer to double that figure.

      • Putin is too hard to be seen with all those woke cunts. I like him and do not blame him for staying away.

      • So according to that news link the “UK government” will be coughing up the “forecasted” figure of £100m, but there doesn’t seem to be much gratitude from the Scottish Government, even though they will reap the benefits of being on the world stage for 12 days.

        30,000 cunts flying in from all around the world to talk about reducing pollution – I’m amazed the irony hasn’t kicked them in the balls. Or perhaps they choose to ignore it because they’re important cunts who shouldn’t have to abide by their rules.

      • Biden is flying in with an 85 car entourage… you couldn’t fucking make it up!

        Climate emergency? Get fucked.

      • Delegates! Yes! Good man Ruff. “Attendees” gets right in my fucking fillings.
        Afternoon all.

      • He’s a dribbling old fool who talks as if his dentures have come loose.
        He and the climabore,who incidentally looks more and more like Miss Piggy every day need their nappies changing.
        Fuck off.

    • Guess what – she’s gonna be on the BBC tomorrow morning with that palsied piss-ant Andrew Marr.

  3. Is she having a stroke in that picture? Or is richard Attenborough fingering her out of camera shot? The mongoloid bitch

    • I really don’t know if I can support this nom….

      Should I put Greta in my Wank Bank ? Or should I continue with my medication ?

      • She’s definitely in mine, though my wicked mind can’t decide if she’s shaved up like a racing Hamster, or whether the lady garden resembles an Owls nest, with all bits of twig and dead mouse! All joking aside, I’m betting she has some real hygiene issues! A dirty cunt in and out of the bedroom!

  4. Fuck me! Right, luv, can you say:

    “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks”

    She’s dysphasic, that’s for sure.

  5. That was bad, really bad. Fucking embarrassing. However, look at the reaction of the crowd. Total hysteria.
    Now if I were in the pop music industry i’d be looking at that and thinking…..there’s a shitload of money to be made here.
    Give her a few months of professional singing and dancing lessons, get her some decent clothes, get some cunts to write some cunty songs about dead Polar bears and shit……I can hear the cash registers ringing in wokie heaven. Ker-ching! Ker-ching!
    Greta Thunderstorms, international superstar! Move over Adele, Lily Slagheap, we’ve got a product here and we’re coming to get you! Bitches!

  6. Why are the great unwashed fawning over Miss Piggy?Window licker.Piss off to your parents you mental.

  8. She has centre-stage, and is love by the Left, the Greenies and the MSM.
    Anything she does is reflected on positively; anything remotely controversial is probably instantly dismissed/censored as “hate”

    She can hop around the world with impunity, knowing that she’s probably been sponsored by whoever wants to be her courier whether they have “green” credentials or not. And as such she probably doesn’t have to pay for anything, or suffer the same kind of hassles most us plebs have to endure at airport.

    She might say she’ll plant a few trees as an offset, but you won’t be seeing her doing it, other than perhaps 1 or 2 for a photo op.

    And she wants 3 billion people in the West to change their ways and think about her and her future. Which means shit loads of hassle, shitloads of money most people just don’t have, while she sits back and has everything done to her home(s) on the cheap or for gratis!

    She’s joined the Elite club – the Untouchables. “Do as I say…” is her mantra, and for whatever reason our political leaders just can’t say “Fuck off and go back to school!”

    She is a perfect example of the Gen Z touchy, feely, no-hurty-wordy, I want everything generation; They’re a step down the food chain from the Millennials, and her successor – the Generation As (people born in 2012+) will be even more into their virtue signalling nonsense.

    • My youngest daughter was born in 2012.
      She is already voicing opinions about what is going on in the world.
      Here are examples of a home schooled, 9 year olds wisdom.

      “A girl has a flower and a boy has a worm.”
      That’s her take on gender.

      “Racist, racist, racist. Why is everything racist? Is ice cream racist?!”
      That’s her take on racism.

      I feel proud bringing her up to see the woods for the trees and taking no shit.

      • On the flip side I have a snowflake me me me poor me poor me pour me another one 23 year old girl I can barely tolerate sharing oxygen with, and a 17 year old son who is highly motivated to get on in the world, who won’t take no shit either.

      • Clearly the wokies got to your eldest daughter before you realised what was happening. There are a lot of parents in that situation. Nobody was aware the vampires were out there hungry for fresh blood.

      • Totally agree.
        To top it off, a church goer who uses it when it suits but doesn’t practice what she preaches.
        The latest diatribe.
        “I don’t believe in Halloween, as it is a celebration of the devil.”

        Andy walks out of the room with his head in his hands.
        I do a lot of that where she is concerned.

        Little does she know that when she has children, I will be teaching them everything the opposite of her.
        And I will take them trick or treating.

      • My father tried to undermine my brother and his wife’s upbringing of their children. It didn’t end well for him. 😉

  9. A number of decades ago, people like her would have been sectioned and put in a straightjacket.

    Nowadays it’s the inmates running the asylum.
    The asylum being Planet Earth.

  10. God,in his wisdom,often compensates disabled people for the loss of one sense by supercharging one of their other senses…blind people have the nose of a cocker-spaniel…deaf people have the ability,like an owl, to turn their head 360 degrees to see things etc….I expect The Almighty has compensated Greta for her Mongyness by giving her a talking arsehole capable of screaming “How very dare you” when you “accidentally” slip into the wrong hole

    I’d slip her a length.. I find the sight of her puce,outraged,drooling face rather enticing and would be prepared to do my bit to advance acceptance of the #MongasDeserveLovin’Too cause by chucking one up her.

    It’s God’s Will.

    • No such thing.
      All these sanctimonious, supercilious, I quote church when it fucking suits types, have been vastly brain washed and misinformed.

      • John 3:18
        “Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God”.

        There is still time for you to repent,Andy. I suggest you contact your local Catholic Priest and enquire about Bible classes….there’s a few others on here who should also heed my instructions.

        Good Morning,All (apart from The Heathens obviously)

      • Morning Dick,
        I agree.
        The lost souls that constitute the denizens of ISAC should look to fixing their ways before jūdgémént day.
        If you do go to Bible classes my I suggest you wear something comfortable?
        Hot pants and a low cut t-shirt are ideal.
        My local vicar holds them in his bedroom and doesn’t stand on formalities.

      • I’m a compassionate sort so I’ll pray for your Soul,Miserable…but you must put in the effort yourself if you are to be saved from The Devil’s pitchfork up yer hoop.

      • Oh no, im a soldier for Christ.
        Im a guarantee for salvation!
        Im a westboro Baptist
        I lay my hands on others
        Handle my snake
        Even speak in tongues!!

        “Balthazarmegshugganezzargizzajobyoucunt”

        Hope theres a bar in heaven?
        Draught ale,
        And hope its not full of wögs.

      • Don’t worry about The Coloureds,Mis….Heaven is only for White people and Hounds ( no Gingers either because they don’t have Souls)
        Heaven will only have Gemma and myself….I’ll kick that interfering old prude God out too..can’t have him peeping over my shoulder yammering on when I’m up to my nuts in Gemma’s guts.

        Hallelujah

    • Just buy a cabbage patch doll, cut a hole (or 3). Then, put some lukewarm tuna the vag hole, dog shit in the arsehole and rotten meatballs in the gob et, voila, instant Greta sex doll.

      • You really are a very crude man…you wouldn’t fit into my social circle at all.

      • Oh indeed DF.

        I’ve been watching far too many Bernard Manning videos on YouTube lately for my own good. Although the Mrs was ‘tut tutting’ and shaking her head, she burst out into guilty laughs several times.

        Manning was part four be two you know? His grandad changed his name from ‘Blomberg’ and Bernard called his house in Accrington ‘Shalom’.

        He just took the piss out of every cunt. Shame that has died with modern ‘comedy’.

      • Was Manning a Jew ?….I never knew that..the binman’ll be sick by the time I’ve finished cleansing my extensive video-library of his filth.

        I’m suspicious of that Woody Allen fella too…but for rather different reasons.

      • Aye, it was his paternal grandfather who was called Blomberg. Had he not changed his name, I’m not sure ‘Bernard Blomberg’ would’ve had the same ring to it.

        Still, I liked him, he was a funny cunt.

      • Loads of jewboys are funny.
        Gene Wilder
        Larry David
        Mel Brooks
        Its gods way of compensation for making them tightfisted and beaky nosed.

      • I want one Cuntybollocks.

        Can you make it scream ‘Fuck me daddy’ when I slap its face?

      • I could suggest it to the production team.

        I already have the ‘GT’ model under development. It has the added feature of a ring pull on its back.

        So far, it only says ‘You stole my future!’, ‘How dare you!’ and ”Blah, blah, blah.’

        Oh, and ‘I need your carbon free man milk all over my face, big boy!’ (I added that one).

      • Reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke:

        How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

        Shit in her cunt.

      • This changing of names can have serious consequences though Cuntybollocks. For instance Hitler’s father changed his surname from Schicklgruber which led directly to the second world war. Could you see those serried ranks of young nazis at Nuremberg, right arms out, shouting “Heil Schicklgruber!” in unison? Wouldn’t have worked would it?

  11. The thing these days is to make Hero’s out of complete morons such as this Mongoloid.
    🎶Whatever happened to all the Hero’s🎶

  12. I don’t hate her because she’s the loudmouth, mongy bastard granddaughter of Hermann Göring, I hate the cunt that taught her English and her parents for supporting her sociopathic delusions.

    • Greta making a stab at a music career?
      Good for her!
      Others mitmots have managed it.
      The charts are full of mencap types.
      Hope she forms a supergroup!!
      Elle Symonds the water midget on bass guitar
      Hot wheels bulldog Stephen Hawking on keyboard
      And Harvey price on drums.

      Ladies and gentlemen
      ……The spastic ono band!!!!

      • Sounds like the usual entrants for X factor, voice, Britain’s got talent, and other shite talent shows.

        Opportunities definitely don’t knock!

    • Right-wing writer Dinesh D’Souza tweeted that the 16-year-old climate change activist’s lack of make up and distinctive hairstyle was akin to ‘an old Goebbels technique’ used in the 1930s.

      He wrote: ‘Children—notably Nordic white girls with braids and red cheeks—were often used in Nazi propaganda. An old Goebbels technique!

      The metro

      • Boggs Porngraphic Films (Taiwan) LTd have an idea for a new porno starring Greta in leather and black stockings, wielding a whip “I Was Goering’s Gym Mistress”

        It will be a hit I guarantee it.

  13. Who is the knobhead with her? Who the fuck wears dungarees outside of Alabama and Arkansas? He’s not the cunt who’s supposed to be shagging her is he? It’s a good job everyone knows who she is and how old she is or he’d be getting nicked for child molestation.
    He’s a dirty cunt anyway.

  14. She is going against everything she believes in.
    The massive carbon footprint caused by the pressure of manufacturing enough crayons for her to munch on is immense.

    Definitely a special shoes.
    In my primary school days, she would have been assigned to a special classroom called the unit, and collected to and from school by a sunshine bus.

    • I once asked a couple of class mates who frequented ‘the unit’ what they did there, while all the non-windowlickers were doing double maths.

      Apparently drinking squash, eating biscuits and generally being kept out of the way of non-retard’s learning is what they did there.

  15. I’d enjoy watching an ethically sourced asteroid vaporise that hippy pantomime.
    A fucking nice big one.

  16. According to the Daily Fail article, over 3k comments have been posted, and they are no longer accepting comments.
    I sarcastically wonder why?!!!
    Most of the comments are a not very flattering.
    Again, I wonder why?!!!

    She needs to be locked away from society now, forever.
    Come on authorities, you have had your fun, so do the right thing.

  17. This fucking cunt is my cunt of the year.

    Now a fucking millionaire from this bollocks, so she definitely ‘isn’t gonna give it up’ anytime soon. She globe trots the world telling westerners they are cunts, while our emissions are like a fart in a hurricane compared to China and India’s output.

    And the jury is still out on how big our impact really is. There have been huge climate events in Earth’s lifetime, done have caused major extinction events. Well before man even existed.

    Explain that you fucking grifting mongy bitch!

    Let’s turn of Twitter’s giant servers for a few weeks. That will help. I bet she fucking wouldn’t like that, the fucking spastic.

    Go and count your money and play with your cunt or something, but just FUCK OFF!

  18. Tall building and a sniper. How the fuck can this mong have fully grown adults eating out the palm of her hand. Surely on a top secret file somewhere in this world is a plan for her to meet her maker. I just hope she’s cremated.

    • Where have the KGB and Bulgarian secret service gone now we really need them? Nice quiet stabbing with a poisoned umbrella. Lovely.

      • The Bulgarian secret service is a site manager on one of my jobs.

        Lovely bloke who would do anything for you.

        Baffled as to how he owns a Maserati and a yacht on site manager wages though.

  19. Dear Greta, it’s clear that your future is ruined why don’t you (WDY) fuck off and do something less boring instead; with what time you have left?

  20. It’s hammering down with rain AGAIN here in Londonstabistan.
    Fucking climate change!
    Fucking Brexit!
    Fucking racists!

  21. Shes a teenager.
    Anytime soon shes going to rebel against her parents,
    Shes slower than most thats all.
    The delights of drinking cider round the shops,
    Getting fingered on the park
    And dressing like a whore will kick in.
    She’ll forget about the environment and become fanatical about some boyband.

    • Then she’ll learn to drive, buy a big Chelsea tractor (she can afford it the bitch) and go tearing around polluting the atmosphere and driving like a cunt. When she gets nicked the coppers will have to let her off because she’s queen of the wokies.

      • I wouldn’t mind renting here for a while, that rascal up north (Dick) has planted the seed of my desire

  22. Greta Thunberg.
    Good lord above what a cunt she is and all who associate with it/her or whatever the fuck it is

    I seen that video last week.
    I’ll put it down to morbid curiosity that I watched it a few times while probably wearing an anguished look.

    That unfortunate “same-head” face of hers.
    The gormless “lights are on nobody’s home” expression.
    Those shit catcher grey jogger bottoms.
    The utter dearth of charisma, talent or anything approaching rhythm.

    This has to be exploitation of the vulnerable
    Somebody please give her some better clothes to wear – a decent pair of jeans would be a start.
    And a half decent song to butcher.

    Good morning

    • As for musical material, she could do a lot worse than Rambling Syd Rumpo…
      “I’ll sing you one-oh! Green grows my bogling fork”…

  23. She is a bit special isn’t she?!
    I bet the windows in her house are cleaned.

    I wonder if she will end up going through the motions like a lot of past child celebs?
    You know.
    Fall of the face of stardom.
    Drugs.
    Drink.
    Go in a reality tv show.
    Find new found fame.
    Release a book.
    Get their own talk show.
    Etc.

    Rinse and repeat.

  24. I wonder if she will look back on that video, with embarrassment, later on in life.
    Once it is on the internet, you can’t undo it.

    O no, everything I have said on here will never be undone….!!

  25. I blame the draconian abortion laws. 21 weeks? Sometimes it takes 20 years to find out that some pregnancies should be terminated for the sake of the child and the families.
    Shame she wasn’t catholic, then she would be more concerned with keeping nuns fingers out of her clam than saving the planet.

  28. I suspect that this was always the plan. Superspaz gets record contract and hoover up oodles of cash from gullible twats.

    Naturally, said twats and other sundry mongs will get this dog dirt to rocket to the Christmas No. 1 spot.

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