Cunts wearing Hoodies

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Cunts in hoodies, why is it whoever puts on a hoodie instantly looks like thieving cunt, no mater who they are they look like utter cunts and usually the are.

Today had one walk across the road in front of me, didnt see the car hoodie on, didnt hear the car, headphones in and the prick was glues to his phone.

Day before some cunt hoodie on, riding towards us on an electric scooter, im thinking this is on dash cam, so fuck him.

Then whenever your behind a car and all you can smell is weed, usually being driven by some wanker and you guessed correctly with a hoodie on.

Then you have the spotty yoof with hoodie, staffy with a studded collar on, usually called Tyson or something equally cuntish.

Then the ultimate, usually one of out Asian cousins, hoodie on, in the little Audi thats really a golf, blacked out glass, fucking lowered to much, wheels at an angle so the car handles like a tesco trolley on ice, exhuast wider than the chunnel music blaring, smell of pot, or e cig billowing out the window like fucking Piper Alfa, body kit stuck on with no more nails and has to virtually stop to straddle every speed bump,driving the peice of shit virtually lying down so he has to look thrigh the side window from under his arm, you know the cool as fuck Stephen Hawking position and meaning your stuck behind this fuck monkey until he gets pulled by the police.

Bet the first thing that comes out of the cunts mouth is , why are you picking on me, why are you not out catching real criminals, this is the 30th time in 2 weeks, you raaaacist you are…no thats not crack in little bags in the glove box, yes my name really is Walt Disney, just look at my driving licence, sorry ran out of cyan while i was printing it…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

33 thoughts on “Cunts wearing Hoodies”

  1. I saw some cunts a few years ago, mid summer 20+ degree sunny day wearing fucking winter jackets with the hoods tied up like the header pic.
    They think it makes them look hard or edgy, in reality they are cunts who look like cunts.

    • Cant beat the classic Cardigan can you Sicky?
      You,me,Val Doonigan know the score!
      Hoods are for condemned men.

  2. They also talk in a ridiculous way.

    ” We’s Gangstas, innit Bro”

    No, the Krays were gangsters, you’re just fucking wee beds.

      • Tends to be young scrotes that wear them,
        But the thing is a hoodie is practical and comfy as fuck.
        Ive a couple with my business logo on the back,
        Great in winter.
        And being a slaphead keeps my nut warm.

      • Yep, I’ve worn them for years, great for the dog walk. 55 year old man and ageing very dopey staffy doing our best to make hoodies and staffs uncool for the younger generation.

        Saw some cunt in a balaclava and shorts with a matching wife beater the other day, I’ve got to up my game!

      • Can’t disagree, 6, I wear them, too, but with the Dad jeans and Docs, I don’t think I’m setting any trends.

      • Sixdog@
        Embarrass them by offering them a fist bump😂
        Or ask them if they like UB40!
        Theyll cringe and stay away from you.

      • Wee beds is pd good, suggests a general level of Incontinence… and indeed the near-ubiquitous stench of weed, which reminds me of bad shit.

  3. David Cameron once said “hug a hoodie” but I bet he got his butler to do it.

    • I wonder if Sir Peter Bottomley wears one? Says he can’t survive on 81 grand pa. I bet if MPs’ salary goes up after the next election, the cunts will STILL fiddle expenses.

      • I don’t mind politicians getting a rise but then they should have no expenses, second homes, lunch money, or second jobs. And no employing family members, another of their scams. None of the cunts should come into the job without 10 years of experience doing a real job beforehand.

  5. Young men dress like they have been brainwashed by the media. Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened. Men have always has a hard time finding their style, their confidence. These days, young men are in a dark labyrinth of confusion. It’s best to just avoid them.

  6. The saddest part about these round-shouldered mooks is that they imagine they’re intimidating or threatening when really they’re merely slack-jawed simpletons who stink of mould, sweat, and McDonalds toilets.
    “Yeah bruv.”
    Little wonder that they’re being bypassed by foreigners when these turds can’t even learn their native language or do basic maths.
    “Are you for re-ul?”
    How embarrassing that Iqbal or Ibrahim is more qualified despite only alighting the dinghy six months ago.
    “Are yous the feds?”
    The best they can hope for is selling drugs or working in a factory pulling heads of dead chickens.

    • Hahaha! It must be so depressing having to hire young men for your factory these days. I bet business owners can’t wait to put in an order of robot workers to Japan, China.

  7. I own several hoodies-all in realtree camouflage-used when I am murdering various mammals or corvids, on farmland or the homestead👍

    🦊🐭🐰☠️👻👍

  8. Would be hard men, but when confronted solo, fold like a cheap suit. National service would sort this out overnight, but sadly nowadays the left would be up in arms claiming harsh treatment and pulling the Mental health card, the whole Country is as weak as fuck.!

  9. The paragraph on south asians brought tears of mirth on.

    Cracking cunting. I’d ban the sale of hoodies if i could. Every time one kisses his teeth when i tell him to fuck off as he essentially begs outside the local i want to stamp their head into the pavement.

    ‘Excuse me mate, could I borrow £2’. What do you mean borrow? Who the fuck are you? You mean can i donate you £2 because you are an idle, thick, jobless crackhead cunt? Certainly not.

    I knew one when i was younger who used to go round the local area like he owned the country. Trying to chat up 13 year old girls. Once watched him allow a 12 year old lad to buy him fish and chips. Used to hang round the local looking for free pints and talking shit. No job. No education. No car, no home. No life skills. It was funny to find out he’d been sucking off an older 60 year old gay man for £20 a time recently for drug money. He is 29 and still walks round in a tracksuit with a man pouch and a council issued bus pass and thinks he has some sort of respect/standing (street cred bruv?). Wtf do these types think they look like? Cunts

    • Oh yes. I photograph them & post on Facefuck.
      People for your daughters to avoid. Com

  11. I find it incredible that the counter culture in this day and age is:

    ✏️Working hard
    ✏️Having a job/career
    ✏️Not dressing like you’ve been wallowing in your own stench for the last 3 weeks.
    ✏️Having your own home
    ✏️Having interests outside of TV, computer games, social media.
    ✏️Trying to be a decent human being
    ✏️Not being a scumbag druggy bastard

    In other words what was once the done thing.

    I blame those freaky beatniks and hippies maaaaan.

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