Cressida “I’m So Sorry” Dick (4)

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This useless cunt of the Met Police, has said “Sorry” for the “gross betrayal” of trust between plod and the general public in light of the horrific murder of Sarah Everard by ex copper Wayne Couzens.

Home Secretary, Priti Fatarse, is the cunt who gave Dick a 2 year extension to her contract a few weeks ago, and is now asking “serious questions” about the appalling crime.

Brilliant!

And yet Dickless still clings onto her highly paid job, rejecting calls for her to resign even though as head of London Plod, the buck should really fall in her lap.

How many more murders will it take before she’s fired? And if she is booted out for being a useless cunt, can we hope her nice gold plated pension, along with any “golden goodbye” pay-off be stripped from her?

Fat fucking chance!

Oh, any comment from Suckdick Khan?

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(paywalled, but probably available across MSM)

Nominated by: Technocunt

And just to add to Dickless’ woes, here’s another, this time from Jeezum Priest

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Oh dear, oh dear.
The Met police really cannot seem to stop getting their foreskin trapped in the zip, can they?
Can Cressida the Crusader explain this bit of fuckery?
Or will she deny all knowledge and blame it on her predecessor?
The whole of England waits.

(Sounds harsh, but one wonders if we would witness the same MSM saturation for this ghastly murder had the murderer not being Caucasian? – Day Admin)

84 thoughts on “Cressida “I’m So Sorry” Dick (4)”

  1. Time to go love. Clinging on to your job like shit to a blanket makes you look even more incompetent than you already are. And, that seemed impossible.

  2. With regards to Day Admin’s point about media coverage had Sarah Everard not been white?
    Stephen fucking Lawrence…

  3. At least this terrible incident is not indicitive of the pigs in general.
    Normally they’re not dangerous or intimidating, just spineless, lazy, pathetic and always calling in sick.
    At least the general public and criminal arseholes have one thing in common: they all laugh at the worthless police.

    • “just spineless, lazy, pathetic and always calling in sick”.

      Sorry, can’t let that pass. Job, yesterday, coppers saved the life of some cunt before we got there. Fuckers did a marvelous job, fair play to ’em. And, when one of my colleagues was assaulted, recently, let’s just say The Feds were ‘Robust’ in their arresting of the motherfucker. Cressida Dick is a useless Uniform Carrier, but, the average copper is just trying to do a decent job with ever increasing restraints. Not all lorry drivers are cunts like Peter Sutcliffe nor are all GPs cubts like Harold Shipman. (Admittedly, I do have more to do with the police than most on this site, so, chat with them more, hence my opinion).

    • The problem with Dildo Dick is that she is supported by our gvnmnt (the bastards…). Meanwhile Shitty Patel is sitting pretty…

    • Who watches the Watchmen..
      .
      Cressida didn’t get her job on merit.
      Simply by her sexuality.
      A box ticked✔️
      She can blame whatever and whoever she likes but the responsibility lands solely on her narrow shoulders.
      This blokes nickname to other coppers was ‘the rapist’.
      Not good for a officer of the law.
      Shes not fit for purpose.
      And neither will the next one who’ll get the job through skin colour I bet.
      Fuck give the job to RuPaul and tick all the boxes you silly cunts

      • Too true, MNC.

        I think I read that the Police were aware that he’d previously exposed himself to someone. If true then that’s unbelievable.

      • He was known as The Rapist. If Dick hadn’t been sticking vibros up other men-haters’ miserable lez tunnels, she might’ve noticed.

  5. If you want to know why Stabistan is so fucked on every level look who is in charge……Suckdick Khunt and this useless, box ticking sack of shit. Overpromoted way above her ability and competence and we all know why. Her “i’m so sorry” speech was one of the most pathetic, scripted load of insincere bollocks i’ve heard in my life. Go and nick some cunts calling other cunts cunts on the cunting internet you cunt. That’s all you’re good for.

  7. 2017. It was never going to end well, was it?

    https://homeofficemedia.blog.gov.uk/2017/02/22/cressida-dick-appointed-as-next-commissioner-of-the-metropolitan-police/

    “Cressida Dick is an exceptional leader, and has a clear vision for the future of the Metropolitan Police and an understanding of the diverse range of communities it serves. I am delighted Her Majesty has agreed my recommendation after a rigorous recruitment process which highlighted the quality of senior policing in this country.” (Amber Dudd)

    Jesus fucking Christ… if ever there were an exercise in box ticking!

  8. Some geezer shot dead at a “house party” in Croydon last night. The coppers don’t seem to be able to find anyone who was actually at the party.
    Hmmm…..I wonder what the effnicity of the cunts involved might be?
    Time to get Inspector Strapon on the case. She can add another medal to her fancy uniform if she can pin it on whitey.

    • How do police officers get medals? I know the police have a quasi-military organisation, but they are not the armed forces?

      • She has the Queen’s Golden and Diamond Jubilee medals and the police long service and gokd conduct medal, don’t know what the first one is. I have all of those, (plus others), that she has, although the long service one isn’t the police one, obviously! You get the jubilee ones for serving for five years prior to the jubilee itself. There’ll be another one for Her Maj’s Platinum Jubilee, next year. We’re, emergency services, also eligible for bravery medals etc. (Got something for bravery, once, in a past life and a Mention in Despatches, but that’s another story).

    • Four people were attacked by a “man with a hammer” on Regent Street last night. It didn’t describe the attacker fo they can’t be a negrõ or Paxtanee.

      • Maggie@
        It’ll be that Ed Davey!
        He was on here yesterday waving a hammer about!

  9. She is up for an award from the Brazilian tourist board and London Underground.

    • Yeah, there’s a family in Brazil rich beyond their wildest fantasies. All thanks to this cunt, responsible for the State execution of some cunt sitting on a tube train minding his own business. That would finish anybody else in any other job. But in the highly politicised world of modern policing it gets you into the top position.
      It’s a fucking disgrace.

      • It was a tragedy that Brazilian was killed. But he brought it on himself by bolting like a madman when questioned and by his unfortunate resemblance to a shifty Arab. I believe he bolted because there was some question over his immigration status.

      • Exactly. The police, whatever your opinion of them, ask you to stop, you fucking stop. It’s not a debating society. A tragic event the poor cunts that pulled the trigger will have to live with, but, no tears shed here.

      • I don’t know how many times I’ve said this on here but he was not asked to stop, did not run, did not jump over a ticket barrier. He got on a train and sat down like any other cunt. Two cunts then ventilated his head no questions asked. It’s in the fucking enquiry report. The other stuff was fed to the media immediately after the incident. It was a pack of lies but still persists.
        For Fucks Sake!

      • Tragedy?
        They emptied full fucking magazines into him.
        Still, lessons will be learned.
        Thoughts and prayers go out to his family…..

        Etc…

        Cressida Dick is a “Common Purpose” marionette 🤔

      • Perhaps he should have let himself be handcuffed and driven away to the woods.

      • Bear in mind though DCI that the guy was from Brazil. Type Brazil police into Google and the first two returns top of the list are “Brazil police brutality” and “Brazil police death squads”.

      • Perhaps one of them should run our police, rather than a box-ticking uniform carrier.

      • Lies initially fed to the media by the police in an attempt to evade responsibility for their incompetence.

        File under: Hillsborough.

  10. Dick is the pin up girl (?) of Common Purpose. She is dug in so deep a dozen such murders would make no difference. Useless dalek cunt leading useless fatso bully boy cunts.

    • Although, to me, it is somewhat… interesting… that an in estimation is already under way to see if WC was responsible for any other crimes. Either the Met are bloody frit, or genuinely concerned…

  11. Exactly DA.
    And Cressida Knob would be gone already if she was a bloke, but she’s a wimmin and er, one of them, nudge nudge…
    Couldn’t risk a discrimination case, could we?

  12. It was in the late afternoon of the shooting of De Mendes on the London Underground, that the rising star that was Cressida Dick was recognised. Destined from that time to be the first female to head the Metropolitan Police. Her LGBT XYZ was the added bonus that propelled her from useless fucker to Commander Level and the fact that she was the most incompetent arse in the met ( Costing millions in compo to the family of De Mendes ) was overlooked in the clamour for “more Dick”

    Sadly, Dick is one of many promotions to command level, that has brought the Police to the lowest of Lows. The new breed of Graduate Left leaning multi cultural and Guardian reading brainwashed cretins who run the police, are all complicit in its fall from favour.and confidence. Many a force now has on its streets, unshaven, scruffy arses with man buns who resemble nothing like the once proud image of Police Authority.

    Dick and the useless Pratt Patel need to be the very first of many sackings, but I fear that that in itself would be too much an admission of failure. Lessons will be learned, will be the retort from this madness, and we will continue on our downward spiral to oblivion.

    In the days of Forces, where. Parade for Inspection 0545, Appointments Presented, and any cunt improperly uniformed, unshaved and looking less than Professional, would be fined a days pay.

    There gentlemen, is the starting point upon which to rebuild. Coppers to look the business.

    • Something that annoys me intensely is that police officers dress like extras from Starship Troopers today, finished off with those revolting hi-visibility luminescent vests. I wish they still looked like British policemen, in their uniforms with the traditional Bobby’s helmet.

      • Used to have some bangin hot mounted wpos in Cardiff. Would’ve given anything to be their saddle…

  13. Id of rejected her simply on her name.
    Cressida (sneer🤥)
    Posh sheltered little fish supper.
    I despise her because
    A) shes a token
    B) shite at her job
    C) had more pussy than me
    D) her breathe smells of kippers.
    Shes a disgrace to the police force.

  14. If my last name was Dick I would try to be other than my namesake. Sounds like this cunt is trying to be every bit of a divk and then some. How can there be law if there is no enforcement or very selective enforcement?

  15. Buck stops with her. Couzens should hang, by the way.

    Couzens was caught driving around naked from the waist down. He was also questioned about flashing women. While a police officer. His nickname around the station was ‘the rapist’.

    And yet, investigations were not properly made.

    Well, she’s the fucking boss so it’s on her. Like when she got that Brazilian shot. Like she’s turned London into a stabby shit hole due to becoming obsessed and distracted with woke shit.

    She’s a protected species though. Woman in powerful position. Tuppence licker. Woke as fuck.

    They’ll bin a few middle management honky men and double down on woke shite.

    She’ll go on about toxic masculinity and forget that her organisation didn’t vet or then investigate the cunt properly in an effort to deflect blame.

    • Much agree. Couzens ( like all his ilk ) should Hang be drawn and finally quartered. Repulsive piece of shit.

      • With the crime he’s been convicted of, I believe he’s killed others. Plenty of missing women over the years in London and Kent I bet.

        It’s not normal for a rapist/murderer to commit such a crime for the first time at 48. I bet there are fucking loads more victims of this cunt.

        You’ll notice Cressida Tuppence won’t want anyone mentioning such possibilities though.

        No way has he only killed one in my opinion.

      • I believe he owns/owned patches of land. Have they dug the whole lot up and searched every property he’s ever owned or rented?

        Because I bet they fucking haven’t. They (The Met bosses) want this to go away asap.

      • All in public.

        Two nooses. One for Couzens and one for Cressida.

        Outside Sadiq Khan’s office window.

      • Dickvandyke@
        With you 👍
        And anyone doesn’t like it?
        Grab themselves a rope and join them on the scaffold.

      • @cuntybollocks. Agree, I have a feeling you are not too wide of the mark. We haven’t heard the last of this cunt for sure

  16. It doesn’t matter how many times these useless political bastards fuck up, lessons will always be learned.
    Except they never are.

  17. I tell you what…..if any copper thinks i’m going to allow myself to be handcuffed and climb into one of those rainbow painted gay cars they can jog on. No fucking way!

    • I think you’d be within your rights to say, ‘I refuse because I’m worried you might bum and burn me to death.’

    • Not even if they’ve spent all morning painting their nails with coloured nail varnish?

      • If they’ve gone to all that trouble they are not going to want to lay their dainty little hands on a cunt like me. What would they charge me with anyway…….toxic masculinity? Failing to be a fa**ot?
        Not mincing like a girl?

  18. Cressida Dick. “I’m so sorry I didn’t get the opportunity to lick Sarah’s gash before Couzens shoved her in the fridge”

    She isn’t in the slightest bit sorry. Lying bitch.

    Poor Sarah. Such a beautiful looking lady.

  19. Thus useless bitch as done fuck all. Executed an innocent man, lead Stabistan into a massive crime wave. We all know why she hasn’t been fired.

    • Im wondering how and why, a Home Secretary already on the ropes for her inactivity in trafficking, extended Dicks contract only 2 weeks ago, and stated publicly the she had “Every confidence ” in the present Commissioner. Does Dick have something on Patel perhaps? Does Patel love Dick ? What exactly is going on there ?

      • I think it’s got more to do with the Jellyfish than Priti Useless. Most people were surprised that she kept her job in the recent reshuffle so I expect she has to do as she is told by Johnson.
        Or, to be more precise, Mrs Johnson and I don’t mean the late President’s late wife. Ladybird, I believe her name was. Black Widow would more appropriate for this scheming bitch.

  22. It boggles the mind how this incompetent arsewipe is still in charge.

    Hoo-eee, what a cunt.

  23. ‘then resign!’ – a voice from the crowd after her dead-eyed speech.

    Yep. prove you’re sorry by fucking resigning, you useless cunt.

  24. That fucking bastard Wayne Couzens should have been hanged to save the tax payer a penny on income tax every year to keep him in prison for the rest of his natural life. A disgrace to the uniform.

    Nobody has mentioned that coppers should not be allowed to wear uniform or carry warrant cards or other police equipment when they are off duty. It should be a sacking offence.

    Cressida Dick – well she’s just the fall guy. You might not like her, but she’s just a figurehead for a shit show of bullies, alcoholics, psychos, wife-beaters, racists, rapists, potential rapists and over zealous cunts.

  25. A demented dribbling dyke who has never even served her time as an on the beat police officer should not be in charge of the Metropolitan Police. It’s as simple as that.

  26. The only reason she got, and is still in the job, is due to her ticking (licking??) a number of boxes. That, along with the fact she is another Common Purpose ”graduate.”

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